Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And

File: smug_wendy_s_by_megancoffey-db804yu.jpg (270KB, 1280x961px) Image search: [Google]

270KB, 1280x961px

Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just c-close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pieces of Fresh Never Frozen beef on my grill, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they cook side to side! Sizzle sizzle! I-I bet you want to flip them too, don't you, Mr. Impatient Hungryboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Flip these savory' patties as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, taste 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my patties are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Frosty too! You sweet tooth! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not t-taking orders anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' salivation on your lip answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic customer, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you saw our commercial! L-L-Look how THICC it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking THICC! I-I've never seen it this THICC before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking glutton! Y-You sure know how to make a shake all creamy and THICC! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this THICC, it's much easier to cram a spoon up in there! And I'm drooling like a freaking sieve here! You'd b-b-better eat it up RIGHT NOW!