How the fuck do you even reach the point of becoming a wizard?

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You will finally reach sweet wizard status where you feel no feels or shame about anything.

It's steady sailing from there to the end.

>get hooker
>she's an undercover cop
>arrested
>face plastered on police website/news
>go to court
>sentenced to community service and probation
>can't get a sex crime expunged
>your name and face will forever be on the internet for soliciting a prostitute

25 year old kissless handholdless lost cause here.

I don't want a hooker, I want my waifu but she isn't real and real women are fucking terrible at both love and sex.

I'd rather just do nothing and kill myself at 40. None of this shit has any point anyway.

>>37371823
I'm much happier spending my money on drugs and jacking off, normo.

I just feel it would be a waste of money on something I apparently never needed in the first place.

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25yo apprentice here

I don't desire sex or relationships from anyone but a specific fictional character
i'm pretty sure I wouldn't need to pay if I wanted sex

>>37372102
wew you're literally me

Deep down they like being a degenerate

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>>37371823
some people just don't care about sex that much

crazy huh

fucking normies

>>37371823
A mix of pride and fear.

If I'm gonna get laid I want to earn it. I want a girl to actually be sexually attracted to me and I want it to be special for the both of us, to grow out of a natural courtship.

I also can barely ask a pretty girl for something at McDonalds, let alone ask a girl to suck my dick.

If you cannot push yourself to get out, meet girls and have sex. Maybe that's nature way to show you are not supposed have offsprings.