ITT we share 3 recent life events

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Job interview resulted in job get.
Called both of my parents.
Domino's "Pizza" to celebrate.

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>Entered an apprenticeship program
>Got through the worst work week of my life
>Contacted my oneitis of 9 years after her hometown was flooded by Hurricane Harvey, it's been almost 3 years since we last spoke and she probably doesn't want my compassion
Why haven't I killed myself yet boyos?

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>started uni, got vape smoke blown into my face by some chadlet
>manager banned someone from the store so he couldn't bother us anymore
>got excited about buying a water bottle

>>39436480
Was in a polygamous relationship
Bought $1.5M of real estate
Got engaged

>Got into argument with dad
>Spoke to texasbro to see if he's alright
> ---

I'm not suicidal, but I'm losing the desire to go on.

OP here
Just wanted to say that im reading all of these :^)
>tfw OP tries to be a wholesome person

>>39436480
>reading more books
>managed to find friends and my mental state is better
>am getting /fit/


>>39436480

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>got first 'real' job
>graduated from college
>lost the desire to watch porn

>mfw

>>39436480
>Incredible gay sex with my gay best mate.
>A leaving party in town for a mate of mine, ended up coked as fuck and going home at 6am wired with a bag of weed I didn't even know I had.
>Posted in this thread drunk as fuck on red wine... I need more red wine, I'm not quite drunk enough.

>>39436480
>Drove to work
>Worked at work
>Drove home
+gbp

>crush quite possibly made up an excuse to avoid seeing me
>i finished writing a paper that i'm quite proud of
>i just messaged a guy from benin on interpals, who wrote on his profile that he wanted to communicate with anyone interested in supplying vegetable seeds. i told him, i can't say that i'm interested in supplying vegetable seeds but hey how's it going

>>39436551
>plot twist
anon had to deliver the pizza for his own party, he didn't get off of work until 10:00 so he missed most of it

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>>39436480
>quit my gaming clan after one month
>recently unblocked my mom so she will feel compelled to keep sending me and my dad money for food
>lost the only robot/friend irl i ever had after he became a semi chad/normie and has is a complete uncaring asshole suddenly after coming back from his first year of college

Not alot has happened this year but i guess those are the highlights.
Im never fucking trusting anyone enough to become a friend ever again.
I dont know what i was thinking, should have known i was meant to be alone and avoid the heartache of losing someone like that.

>got beat up by my uncle
>went on vacation
>seeing a psychologist
My life is actually kind of boring when it's not fucked.

>liquid fasted for 30 days
>came back home to canada
>job interview tomorrow
not gonna lie, this is the best ive felt in a couple years

>>39439999
Your good luck is gonna continue with those quads buddy

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>jerked off
>cried
>jerked off twice

>>39436480
>finally was able to masturbate to ejaculation. now consider it one of my favorite activities
>got a job lined up right when the contract of my old one ends. very happy about that
>may or may not have contracted chlamydia from a filthy 19 year old slut. afraid of getting tested
Rate me

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>Failed driver's test
>Playing Ark again
>Cried because I had a nightmare of being in the psychward again

>>39436480
>Proposed a law to a local government body in a major metro area
>Went back to uni
>Thinking about asking out a qt theater/history major

>got learners permit after years of procrastinating
>played few rounds of Overwatch with discord friends, pubstomped as Zen
>had deep and emotionally charged conversation with close female friend, got to know a lot about her and shared some stuff that had been bothering me for a while
Am I still a robot since I'm a KHHV? All other signs point to normiedom for me.

>>39436480
Got a raise
Had the most vivid dream of my life about fucking several dead bodies and loving it more than anything I've ever loved in my waking life
Ate a really good salad today from Wendy's

All in all things are going pretty good

>>39436480
>got a job
>pay for bfs flight to me
>gunna go fly to see my mom soon

3rd hasnt technically happened but im happy and I dont have much else.

>>39437144
I appreciate your wholesomeness OP

>>39440264
hello kw

>got neetbux from the state today
>order pizza tonight
>rest is for drugs

>>39436480
>Went to birthday party with some friends from highschool, got to dance with crush(and learned to dance in the process)
>In college we finally made the presentation of our music app (not real, but the whole concept is there), ate a fucking lot from other app stands
>Won Touhou 6 on Easy with all 4 types of bullets

>>39436480
I got my first job in my field after graduating from college 4 months prior. I've been there 9 months now and there has been so many rapid changes in positions I'm now the lead aerospace engineer of my department and they're going to hire a bunch of people to be under me. I don't really know 100% what I'm doing so I'm just doing my best and trying to accomplish the impossible

>>39436480
>Got constipted to the army
>Foot got swollen because i couldn't bother to break the boots
>I now want to kill myself more than usual

>started second year of uni
>getting better at skateboarding
>have one more friend than I had last year at school, now i have one friend

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>>39436480
Survived hurricane with zero damage
Caved and ate carbs
Jacked off so hard I came for 20 straight seconds

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>>39436480
>Shitposted on r9k

>Played some tf2

>Thought about having a gf

Nothing new.

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>I finished my papers to graduation from college.
>I'm buying a new pc next week.
>My brother is having his birthday today, gonna spend the afternoon with him, had the worse year of his life.

>>39436480
>went fishing
>went to the range
>played some vidya
PA would be so much better without the insane gas/property taxes and pussy mayors. Can't win them all I guess.

>>39436480
I got my license
I got a car
as a result, I got out of the house for once and lost my virginity

>finally got my new internet hookup (2 weeks late)
>ran into my ex at my favourite restaurant and spent all night drinking because of her
>bought a laptop
Bonus: Spent today helping my grandma set her new laptop up. She's so tech illiterate she needed step by step instructions on shutting down the computer. Just uses it for email and card games anyway.

>managed to make enough money for September's rent this weekend
>Coworker I've been hooking up with (named stacey kek) went back to school
>finally got a commission for an art project

bretty good week

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>tried to call my financial advisers, but the jewesses are not in the office right now due to harvey
>accidentally flipped top of desk in russian class
>bought red cowboy boots on impulse

>imposed my will on my puny underlings at work for the first time
>helped my roommate find some lost packaging material so he could return his defective nintendo switch
>ate a bowl of cornflakes

>>39440070
i know that feel anon. sometimes it's the only way I can fall asleep,( too scared concerned to make the problem worse with sleeping pills or alcohol)

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>>39436480
> Had to go to classes for 12 hours straight
> Comtemplated death when I realized my entire weekend will be spent at work
> Met and flirted with a super cute girl who seemed to reciprocate

I don't see her again until next week. I think I'll ask for her number then if we ever need to discuss class and then ask her out the next week. Luck be with us all.

>>39442561
>12 hours straight

Christ anon, what are you taking?

>went to Amsterdam to meet with (for the first time) Internet friends made through playing dota several years ago
>went to visit my friend who lives by the beach in cornwall to drink
>got tonsillitis and have been bed ridden since, but its a good excuse to take codeine as its been agonisingly painful to swallow

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>got blocked by my oneitis, and then again on a second account I made
>had an episode where I wore a mask for two days because I went insane and thought my life was some televised sick joke for all to watch
>got a boxer's fracture from hitting a stud in my wall

One day I'm just gonna drink until I die

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>reached VHS bracket in Dota
>gave in my 2 weeks
>almost broke down crying while working drive-thru cause I was at my limit and wasnt allowed to keep a cup of water behind the register.

Somehow excited for school to start again.

>got drunk
>made a music
>went to church

>>39436480
>mom told me we are moving and leaving our stepdad and she said that from now on i will be the man in the house
>fapped yesterday do mom/son incest porn
>fapped 3 hours ago to mom/son icnest porn

Hmmm

>my tap water was brown for some reason, but it went away after a few hours
>ate too many spring rolls and felt sick
>knocked a glass off my kitchen table but managed to break its fall with my foot so it didn't smash

>>39436480
Got into uni.
Won my first road cycling race after getting back into cycling a few months ago.
My grandpa gave me money for getting into uni.

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>Got real drunk at a friend's party
>Drunk messaged crush and got a date (date's next weekend)
>New pc case came in the mail today

Things are going too well, i'm afraid something might happen

>>39436480
All in one month.
>Got fired
>Got GF
>Got new better Job
I feel kind of happy and alive for first time in years

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>>39436480
>got two cats as my first pet
>went Back to school
>cried over a cooking video again.

I just really love food

>went on vacation's to grandparent's beach house, spent all my day inside watching anime and shitposting
>started watching Battlestar Galactica (the 2003 one)
>I got happy because I didn't get as fat this summer as I did the last one, last summer I was at 134kg, this summer at 126

>>39436480
OP here
Im actually content that most of you have positive stories and have managed to get a job and a gf
>tfw 4chan is acquiring an actual life haha :^)

>no longer homeless
>Have a car
> Have a job

Still just as depressed

>passed driving test
>moved into new flat
>tried and failed to get a job

I'm so jealous of you guys actually trying.
How do you get the motivation?

>>39436480
Increased bench
Back is slowly healing
Got accepted to uni

>>39443870
I was depressed but i managed my problems
You can start it by venting and saying your problems out loud, even here on 4chan

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>waste money
>get sick again
>finally decide i wanna leave the country and run way from my problems then deal with them

>>39443934
How is it possible for someone depressed to manage their problems?

>dropped out of college
>wasted $80 on something that never arrived
>answered the phone today

>started smoking
>psychotic episode
>banned from favourite venue

>>39436480
>graduate from college
>be unemployed
>ask a girl out, she says yes, we set up a date, she cancels. She sets up another date, falls through, haven't spoken since

feelsbad

>>39436480
>Picked up an amphetamine habit
>started smoking
>Went back to school

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>>39436480
>made a new internet friend, a beautiful girl who lives on the other side of the world
>she called me creepy and said she doesn't want me to fall in love with her
>the copy of Yakuza Kiwami I preordered was just shipped

>diagnosed as schizoid
>fell into a depression because my job keeps me away from home and in a shitty camp for weeks at a time
>got buff

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>got a wagecuck job manning the slushie cart
>the cute asian girl I knew in school has started calling me again
>at work, a customer spilt a little bit of slushie on her huge tits and paper-toweled them off, meaning I got to see big bouncing boobs at work. She did it again the next day.

>came home from 3 month vacation
>got an under the table job
>3 month bill and debt pile-up is nearly paid off.

>>39437248
originally get out norman

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>>39436480
>Found a job, making 50k a year in AUD at the ripe age of 20 and spend basically half my time shitposting
>Onitis which I pushed away since she found a tinder bf, told me I was right about tinder since she got ghosted and proceeds to sext me and show her titties
>Parents are slowly urging me to move out or pay them 300 rent

>go to a poz chemsex party and let like twenty poz guys fuck me up the arse bareback even though i'm neg
>applied to a bunch of jobs. realized after my sister changed my CV to comic sans.
>get kicked out of mcdonalds for snorting coke

>Had an autistic mental break down
>Bought some stuff for the computer
>Learning HTML and CSS

>failed to pay for college (can't get fin Aid because I failed too many classes)
>my onetits might be subtweeting and subliking about me on Twitter. I've been paying close attention to her twitter for a year.
>might join the military because I have no where else to go

>>39443348
Can anyone help me with this?

oreore

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>went to see grandma yesterday, she's having memory problems but she cut my hair for free, thanks gradma
>moved back to my robotcube for the 2nd year of college
>in my robotcube my bed has mysteriously moved from one side of the room to another- I ain't saying ghosts but it's ghosts.

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> new job as manager at music store
> almost killed myself went to the hospital
> adopting cat on Saturday

>>39442157
how are the boots anon

>>39436480
>failed my driving test ( not the paper test )
>not sure how to continue, or what to think exactly
>watched a playthrough

>>39436480
1 - Got a job
2 - Got Fired the same day
3 - Adopted a dog

>>39440201
You sound like an orbiter nice guy

>>39446198
why is everyone taking their driving tests now? is this some burger meme thing?

>Recently started second semester of my first year at med school
>Started a relationship with a girl I really like
>I almost was crushed to death in the public transport of my city

So everything is going damn well but I spend an insane amount of time studying, which sucks. At least I like the topics.

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>>39436480
>ate a dinner
>just came up with an idea for the part of scenario I've been struggling with for a while
>rewarded myself with some /r9k/

>attempted suicide
>failed suicide
>got news I'll end up in a mental hospital

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>reading through A+ cert book
>bought a bunch of ramen noodles on Amazon
>still debating whether or not I should buy the Crash collection
It's a life, I guess

> drove 8 hours to see total solar eclipse. Shit was so cash
> got black out drunk at german-american festival, hung out with literal /pol/ nazis who tried to recruit me. Was kinda interesting to run into people who are familiar with the same bullshit internet subculture, but I'm not really that extreme of a hater. Was really turned off by the dude who described himself as a 'Chad nationalist. Apparently after I blacked out I was belligerent and saying suicidal shit, which I normally never blurt out.
> after 1 month nofap, had an amazing wet dream where I got a blowjob from a milfy blonde

>>39446319
>>Recently started second semester of my first year at med school
>>Started a relationship with a girl I really like
I don't think you belong here t. 3rd year student

>>39446452
>Was really turned off by the dude who described himself as a 'Chad nationalist.
It's just a funny name for "killing the cancer known as feminism, restoring the concepts of gender roles and masculinity and working things out from there onward"

>>39436480
>Landed Amazon job
>Finally told gf faggot fetish shit
>Driving down later today to meet her
On one hand I'm sweating fucking bullets, on the other my dick is rock hard.

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>>39436480
Started uni
Got drunk Tuesday afternoon after class.
Got drunk Thursday afternoon after class.

>my ex came back and things are doing great
>started taking Invega and Sertraline for major depression and OCD
>started to lose my closest friends, i think
overall i'm mildly happy but i also feel kind of weird (mentally) due the meds i take