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While you guys were bitching about how all women are evil for not dating you, I was busy not being fat and gay. Turns out girls like guys who make the first move and aren't fat and gay. tl;dr Stop going on r9k and go outside.
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>>39436043
>tfw it's literally this easy and the normies were right all along
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>>39436043
B U T, it requires making the move..
hells no bbys
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>>39436043
What if I'm fat and gay?
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>>39436799
Then stop being fat and gay.
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>>39436043
what if I'm a recluse but not a virgin, I don't anywhere kek
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>>39436755
All I did was make a rapid succession of small first moves that eventually added up to one big move.
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>>39436853
Then you're denying your own strength, brother.
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>>39436884
I might not be autistic but I'm crazy 5% of the time
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>>39436996
100% isn't required at all.
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What if my penis is really small, but they expect it to be really big or at least enjoyable? Should I even bother, OP?
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>>39437042
Okay, that might actually be a problem, but here's some words of wisdom. Women and penises are like me and bowls of pasts, I'd prefer a larger bowl, but if I'm handed a smaller bowl, I'll still take it.
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>>39437017
well hiring people off the street and going into debt for a stupid buiness plan you had while you was basically high really doesn't put you in a good postion to do anything anon, think you just understand what crazy is by tumblr standards, won't be posting anything worse
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>>39437092
Keep denying.
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>>39437113
I ain't got shit to prove to (you)
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>>39437068
People prepare themselvs for sex and have sex to build on and cash in on self-esteem and happiness.
>inb4 procreation
If I ever tried to "cash in", I'd be setting myself up for a huge hit in self esteem. I can workout and work on my people skills till I'm blue in the face, but I'll never be a good source or receiver of pleasure.
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>>39437216
How big is your father's penis?
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>>39437250
I've never met my father.
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>>39437275
Well he got laid, meaning he had genes that were fit enough to be passed on.
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