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>In an alternate universe, you are actually a Chad Officer in a Special Operations Forces squad
>finally a clear face because of sleep and proper nutrition
>6ft > <11% bodyfat
>drown in pussy
>get paid just to kill (sand)niggers
>get medals, even your superiors respect you
>even president wants to shake your hand
>respect from anyone, from little girls swooning to old men nodding
>no ptsd cuz ur mentally strong
>countless stories to tell
>experience the craziest shit
>have buddies 4 lyfe
>every morning you wake up you're grateful just to be alive, so you make the best of it
How does that make you feel?
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>>37978792
Why torture yourself with such things? M you dreams/escapism are far simpler.
I dream I'm a normal person and I have a girlfriend that I cuddle with on the couch. The end.
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>>37978792
>How does that make you feel?
meh
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>yeah but in that universe i might be a fag no thanks
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>get blown up by an IED
>lose the ability to move from the neck down
>horrible facial mutilation
>can't even kill yourself
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>in an alternate universe you were born with no arms and legs
>also in this universe you don't need to eat or drink to survive
>you are unable to move and are in agonising pain 24/7
>you are surrounded by everyone you ever loved
>they are in the same predicament as you
>but you can talk to them
>all you can do is scream
>your lifespan is 10,000 years
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REE
This is fucking bullshit.
I want to be Big Boss dammit.
Or Solid Snake.
I want to be like them!
But I have fucking asthma so I can never be like them.
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