Hello, former RoBretheren: I am posting this message to inform

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Hello, former RoBretheren:

I am posting this message to inform you that after considering you comrades in virginity and
>tfw no gf
I have now ascended into normieness. Last week, I officially handed in my /r9k/ V-card at 28 years of age, having penetrated and inseminated a vagina without the barrier of a condom. I would have posted this goodbye message sooner, but I was busy fucking my new gf consistently this last weekend. Shit was so cash.

I'll never forget the things I've seen here, the good and the bad. The story of the robot who used his own ballsack sweat to enhance colognes with his natural pheromones, and then being outed at his school for doing that will always bring a smile to my face. The feels threads will stick with me, as the sense of community here is strong. The next time I trade in my Good Boy Points for fresh Tendies, I'll think of you.

Godspeed, Robots. We can all make it. Don't give all hope; just enough to where you keep being the magnificent bastards you are.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-Former Robot

>clicked "I'm not a Robot" to post this