[barges into your sleeping quarters] "Son, it's time

SPALADINI! SHAKA SHAK!! AAAAAAAAAA JUJITSU RANSENGAN KYAAA!!

>>38156037
>"No, father. I am going to take up the sword and go on vailant quests and adventures, where I will earn gold and experience points for helping protect people from monsters."

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>>38156037

"But I don't want any of that, I'd rather ..."

>>38156037
>Alright father but I must warn you, my autism knows no bounds.

>>38156037
My father isn't a christcuck tho.

>>38156475
>My father isn't a christcuck
And look how well you turned out

>>38156508
How different would he be if he was a christcuck?

>>38156546
he'd be a depressed piece of shit but he'd have to get up early only sundays and sit in the library when the teacher puts on Romeo and Juliet.

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>>38156037
*skip * *skip* *skip*

BAHHHH LET ME DO THE QUEST ALREADY IM TIRED OF ALL THIS SHITTY DIALOGUE !!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>38156881

That lady is really enjoying that mushroom anon.

>>38156546
>How different would he be if he was a christcuck?
Maybe he'd beat some sense into you, and you could have found a qt waif at church group or something.

You could now lead a decent, wholesome life with yout own senpai, and not be:
>a hopeless permavirgin schizo
OR
>a degenerate chasing cummies all over the place

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>>38156618
LOL
>>38156881
is that the futanari part? damn futanari is the best fetish.

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>>38156916
My father was a christcuck so was my mother. I did not turn out anything like you said.

>>38156037
No smithing for me father, im headed to Jerusalem, deus vult

>>38156980
>karaite
Was it Shotokan or Kyokyushin?

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>>38156953
yes yes it is

originininin

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>>38156981
[nods approvingly in DEUS VULT]

>>38156980
>My father was a christcuck so was my mother.
Well tough luck anon. Most others turn out ok.
It's the best possible ecosystem for betas and losers.
Still embracing the kike on a stick meme is just dumb of you.

>>38157031
>most others turn out ok
/pol/ is a Christian board

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>>38157031
sorry m8 i'm not a newborn like most of you. I'd rather not deal with christcuck shit ever again. enjoy the cult.

>>38156233
SIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Originally

>>38157072
you can tell it's bogus and retarded because the memes are soooo bad

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>>38157138
DEUS VULT DESU VULLLLLLLLTTT fuck you christcuck

>>38157154
yea it's terrible, and makes absolutely no sense.
Makes reddit-tier athiesm look like the Summa Theologiae

>>38157072
>range between 15-25-50-83%
>lol we have no fucking idea maybe it was somewhere between 15 to 83% or maybe it didn't even happen, who cares nerds

>>38157401
What does the conquest of Ireland by Cromwell even have to do with anything

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>>38156037
"No, son, don't trust this guy. The only way to become a real man is to find a job. Now go talk the manager and don t forget to give him a firm handshake."

>>38156233
No, no! None of that, now!

>>38156037
Wulfgar is a charlatan and a hack! As is every blacksmith in this backwards kingdom! I shall travel to the Far East, and study under vastly superior smiths.

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>>38158338
"I sired a son, not a wailing woman. Make haste with your belongings, for we depart in the morrow."

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>>38157438
>All Christians Are Cucks
http://archive.is/X8Tqk

>All Christians are Cucks #2
http://archive.is/iFGqR

>All Christians are Cucks #3
http://archive.is/J3Y6Z

>All Christians are Cucks #4
http://archive.is/pBMGf

>Cucktianity: What Is A Covenant
http://archive.is/Fdsxo

>Cuck Identity
http://archive.is/qQPMf

>Cuck Identity #2
http://archive.is/ICpaJ

>Indoctrination
http://archive.is/RgZOY

>Why do people care about berating an increasingly irrelevant religion anyway?
Because they're not irrelevant. They actively fund and even run many of the boats coming from Africa to Europe.

http://www.savethechildren.org/site/apps/nlnet/content2.aspx?c=8rKLIXMGIpI4E&b=9357115&ct=14921495

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/refugee-boat-rescue-charities-medicins-sans-frontieres-save-the-children-mediterranean-sea-migrants-a7699571.html

https://www.savethechildren.net/article/save-children-brings-300-refugees-and-migrants-safety-search-and-rescue-capacity

Steven Anderson on race-mixing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz3ccSJtJXA
"Interracial Marriage" Baptist Preaching (independent, fundamental, KJV sermon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRCVeqvZKt4

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>>38156037
REEEEE
*throws chamber pot contents at thine adulterer of mother*

MATERFAMILIAS I DESIRE FOWL SLICES POSTHASTE!!!

>>38158396
>being so cucked

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>>38158438
http://biblehub.com/luke/3-33.htm
>the son of Amminadab, the son of Ram, the son of Hezron, the son of Perez, the son of Judah

http://biblehub.com/hebrews/7-14.htm
>For it is clear that our Lord descended from Judah

http://biblehub.com/luke/4-15.htm
>He was teaching in their synagogues, and everyone praised him.
http://biblehub.com/john/1-11.htm
>He came to his own people, and even they rejected him.

His own people aka Jews.

http://biblehub.com/john/4-22.htm
>You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews.

Samaritans aka Gentiles.

JESUS WAS A JEW.