Hey robots, how do you make a job resume with 0 experience and

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>>38192935
"Every journey begins with a single step, son. All it takes it showing up, talking to the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake. It's all about showing them you're interested in the job."

Pretty sure you don't need experience but you do need to be at least a HS grad and have some references

>>38192935
Just flirt with the girl behind the counter at wherever you want a job. Works for me. Just be yourself bro.

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>>38192935
Just walk up to the manager, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake and ask if they have any jobs available.

>>38192935
You know what it takes to get hired at a shitty supermarket or fast food joint? The promise that you will show up for your shifts on time, work the shifts assigned to you, learn your job and stay off your phone.

Convince them you will do that and you'll get hired.