>Uhh anon, that place is reserved for Chad. Go somewhere else.

>>38192295
You have no right to force me out of this seat. For all I care this is the property of the corporation/education body/ government which bought it. You have no right to make such claims, my friend.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORES I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO A STREAM

>>38192295
I once had something like this happen to me. I just grabbed the fucking seat and they all left.
That was a good seat.

>>38192311
And then anon got his ass kicked and the whole restaurant laughed

>>38192376
And then I file a complaint, and make their lives a legal hell.

finally a group of people looking at you rp that is actually realistic.

I wonder what the guy in the red polo was thinking...

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Why are you in my house?
I want to lie down and play guitar.
Can you please go?

>>38192382
And then anon loses and has to pay the defendant's legal fees

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obligatory
make 'em count

>>38192414
or Anons wins and autism prevails again!

>>38192421
3 or 4 get

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>>38192421
Give me a 3 please.

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>>38192421
please, no trips or dubs, gimmie a 3-4 for the wannabe gook

>>38192421
rollinG99123

>>38192399

He is thinking about how he gets to impress the ladies by removing you from the seat and kicking your ass.

>>38192421
God please give me dubs.

>>38192421
1 or 5 please, and give it original

>>38192435
>>38192436
>>38192437
Of course pussy ass betas only want the most submissive looking one

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>mfw they can't make me

>>38192421
Rolling on my motorbike

>>38192414
>>38192431
Or how about anon has all proof of their assault, and the roasties get toasty, in a legal manner.

>>38192421
1-4 please

>>38192459
>femdom is for betas because etc.
>submissive girls are for betas because etc.
At last I'm free
to fap to everything

>>38192431

Man you never win in life so how would this be different. You would go full autist. the judge would lock you up for contempt of court and bubba would fuck you in your tight neet asshole.

>>38192295
Glad I always had the forethought and healthy paranoia not to end up in a situation like this. I never ate lunch in educational institution past elementary.
I considered everyone my enemy until proven otherwise many times over.

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>>38192295
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!

>>38192311
Holy fucking shit how can you be this fucking autistic

>>38192768
How am I autistic? Explain, you pleb.

>>38192401
That's a bass though

>>38192421
This man saves shit threads with a single post. OPs hate him.

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>>38192874
i don't a helper pic with a guitar.
sorry mane.

>>38192911
Well atleast it's Lemmy. I had to make sure you're not retarded enough to not know the difference. You never know these days

>>38192421
rooooool
oreganoriginal

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>>38192311
>this is what full blown autism looks like

>>38192295
>tfw I'm that guy in the red shirt

Never thought I would ever see myself posted on 4chan

>>38192932
How do people not know the difference between a bass and a guitar?
You have to be mega retarded.

>>38192959
Congrats, you received attention. A great accomplishment, yes.

>>38192295
I swear to god that girl on the left is someone I knew at Ringling. Is that Jessie?

>>38192480
What is that adult doing with that children's fairytail?

>>38192999
I have no idea honestly. They're probably brain dead normies that see a plank of wood with strings on it and think it's a guitar. I play bass and had people seriously ask me if I can play Wonderwall

>>38192941
How. I'm that poster., Why is this considered autistic?

>>38192421
oregano roll llor onagero

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>>38193056
Fuck off fucker Anne frank was perfect.

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>>38193057
Are you sure they aren't meming or something.
I've mean I've seen people confuse a saxophone with a brass instrument but that's a whole new level of retarded.

>>38192295
>Stare awkwardly at my spoiled milk
>Realize I don't belong anywhere
> Start crying
>Continue crying
>More crying
>Wipe the tears from my face
>Begin touching myself uncontrollably.
>My firm hand quickly fills with the liquid clear jell of impudence cum.
> Wipe it on the table
> Continue to look at my spoiled milk

>>38193153
I don't think so. I'm usually pretty good with sarcasm and such. I could maybe understand it if I had a 6 string bass but I have a standard 4 string p bass

>>38193185
Yeah I guess it's just because they see someone holding what looks to be any guitar and automatically think it is or likes it.
This one time for marching band we had a guitar player and as he was tuning and checking his amp people started clapping thinking he was playing for the show.

>>38192421
dubs xdddddd

I guess this is original

>>38192421
I thought 7-8 was supposed to be the coat on the hanger

>>38192421
5 or 6 get
Rollo

>>38193221
I get the feeling that normos don't even listen to music. It's just noise for them. It would certainly explain why certain things are as popular as they are.

>>38193281
I think they just don't really appreciate the whole song and parts in songs.
Just a basic overview of it.
Like watching a movie out of boredom and not really caring for the plot.
The only exception are the people in band in school and such.

>>38193334
All the music they like is shitty rap like AYY NIGGA PUSSY BITCH NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA BITCH BITCH TAKE DRUGS AYY AYY LMOA". Literally that is what they listen to. And they say that metal is utter garbage.

>>38193353
I just feel that most of them never really give other music a chance.
That even goes for the people who say they exclusively listen to rock but only listen to the most radio friendly bands out there.
What type of music do you like?

>>38193334
That sounds like a reasonable explanation. Kinda like reading only the summary of a book. Do you play any other other instruments other than guitar?

>>38193386
Hard Rock, Psychedelic Rock, Most genres of metal except for folk metal. And Electronic Music sometimes (no shitty pop-dubstep though).

>>38193069
Because you're being a nuisance to literally 6 other people by not having enough of a social iq to realize that when people meet their friends "you" aren't entitled to be in the middle of it if you weren't invited.

>>38192421
c'mon dubs don't fail me now

>>38192421
puttin my dick in that tight butt

>>38193390
I played the tuba in both my middle school and high school band.
I really don't play guitar that much since I only bought my first one 2 months ago when I decided to stop being a neet and get one.

>>38193426
I never really payed attention in music class. About 1.5 years ago I bought my bass to have something to do and because I like the instrument itself. I would start my own band if I knew any people that play instruments

>>38193400
I'm the same way for the most part. Except for metal I can never really get into that much.
Part of it is the community around it I guess but there are some bands I listen to every now and then. Know any particularly good metal bands?
I think shoegaze is what I listen to the most of though.

>>38193467
Do you like Science, Tabletop, and Vidya?

>>38193467
I'm this guy>>38193466
But holy shit you are right, the metal communtiy can be so fucking awful. If you like history/war you could enjoy Sabaton. They're kinda entry level power metal

>>38193466
Yeah I never really wanted to understand the more technical aspect of music until later in school.
>>38193506
I'm not really the biggest science guy like history a bit more or least I'm better at it. I never really had friends to get into tabletop gaming but the premise of warhammer always looked cool to me.
I do like video games through.
>>38193519
Yeah Sabaton is actually one of the only metal bands I have no problem listening to.

>>38193519
As a metalhead, I can agree. But, at least it isn't mainstream music, where it is infested with SJW's and Chads and Stacies.

>>38192421
Knowing my luck I'll get dubs

>>38192421
I'd rather get trips than something that's not 3-4.

>>38193554
Vidyas nice, and I do have some friends (before anyone goes "You fucking normie!!!111 REEE!" they are literally at robot-tier levels of awkwardness) and I play tabletop. Science is cool, I always do well in school, except for that one time when I had to repeat something. Well, the person who administered it was a dick.

Official tier list of girls in that picture:

God-Tier: 3-4
Good Tier: 5-6
Okay Tier: 1-2,9-0
Dumpster Tier: 7-8, Trips
Bangbus Tier: Dubs

>>38193590
Sorry about your test man.
I hope it didn't hurt your grades.

>>38193554
I actually saw them back in January. It was a pretty great show in my opinion. The bands that played before them were kinda shit though

>>38193655
Naw, it was a long time ago. I'm doing A-ok. I hope to become a scientist soon. I have to deal with so many normies who only got in because of their race, or status. I hate it. And it isn't like these are the friendly chads, these are total dick chads and stacies!

>>38192421
pls 3-4 3-4 3-4

>>38192421
Take muh virginity

>>38193695
What did you get your degree in.
I've always thought that chemistry would be a great field to study.
>>38193679
They've always seem like a nice band to me not that douchy like some are.

>>38193738
I'm... still doing it.

>>38193747
Oh I'm sorry I misread man.

>>38193738
Yeah they were pretty nice. They even let some of the audience into the tour bus. But it was a pretty big concert otherwise I'd have tried to chat with them a bit

>>38193557
The worst are the girls that claim to be into metal to be "different" and only listen to some watered down pretty boys. Do you play any instruments?

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>>38193467
If you haven't tried out jazz guitar picks, I would recommend them if you play metal. God tier once you get used to them

>>38193821
Piano and Clarinet. I want to do Guitar, but I am unsure.

Post tracks you are learning to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj7-_QYpcnE
I know its simple guitar-wise, but I still think it sounds nice, plus I'm having a lot of fun with the game

>>38193862
I'd say go for it. You can buy a cheap guitar and amp to try it out or just buy an acoustic guitar. There's also plenty of stuff on Youtube to learn it

>>38193845
I think I still want to learn guitar a bit more before learning to play any particular style.
Although I do like pyschadelic rock and shoegaze so I might want to play that.
I'll still take your advice though thanks.
>>38193862
I think you should man it's pretty fun and you get a good cheap guitar and amp for 200 to 300 bucks.
Just started 2 months ago myself.

>>38193898
I haven't learned anything new for a while. I mostly write my own stuff to maybe one day record. Last thing I learned was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AUVGrUTE-Q

This is /music/ thread now boys.

>>38193948
>>38193924
I do play simple tunes on the Ukelele. And I used to play drums.

>>38193986
You're already more musically talented than me.
All I had was 7 years of easy tuba.
You can easily play.

>>38193986
Man I could really use a drummer. But this guy>>38194004 is right. It'll probably be relatively easy for you compared to other people

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>>38192295
>>38192421
>not posting the supreme version
plebs

>>38194048
>>38194004
I'm not very good at the drums though...

>>38194080
But you still played right.
Everyone sucks until you keep trying.
I hate to say it but the only one that can hold you back from playing an instrument is you.
It's easy man you can do it.
Unless you have like no fingers or hands in which case uh good luck on feet guitar.

>>38192421
Rod and eidnfndksn

>>38194077

I bet the pink hair girl is the slutty one.

>>38192421

check these sweet bloxxnumbers

>>38192421
Give me a 4 pls

Bitch, I am a god. *Slaps*

>>38192421
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
oringitndgs

>>38192421
rolloriginalox2 original oregano

>>38193405
>inb4 reeeee your just like the rest of them
>inb4 he has no friends

>>38192421
Dear God pls trips

>>38192421
yesn muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

what?
i can't swoon over chad too? ;~;

>>38192421
Rolling for my new best friend in the back.

>>38192421

original roll july 6 2017

>>38192295
>Whip out my shotguns
>Diediedie.jpeg
>Step through the blood and gore to the Chad that was supposed to be sitting there.
>Knock him over table
>Rip off his pants
>Rape
>Chad becomes my cock sucking bitch and I've saved the world from thirsty cum sluts

>>38192421
roll

kjshagjkfhdsafkghsd

>>38192421
niggorigano

>>38192421
Rollin for Columbine

>>38192421
wew roolero

>>38192421
only dubs and trips this time...

>>38192421
Please I'm not picky

Depends really, if that is some library and there are other seats available I'd move, although if there is not reservation and it's 'first come first serve' then I'll just stay put

"My apologies."
>politely get up and sit somewhere else... alone... sobbing...

>>38192421
Yeah buddy let's get 3-4 she seems alright

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>>38192421
plz dubs get