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>Fembots, please describe your perfect boyfriend and you might

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>Fembots, please describe your perfect boyfriend and you might never know he could be in the thread

>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Race or nationality
>Personality
>Interests
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>>Age
at least 65
>>Height
5' 3" or under
>>Weight
at least 200lbs
>>Race or nationality
African American or Latino
>>Personality
Selfish
>>Interests
Magic The Gathering or similar collectible card game.
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fuck all women, you should all be lined up and shot right away
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>Age
25
>Height
6'3''
>Weight
230lbs.
>Race
Black
>Personality
Confident and outgoing
>Interests
Beating up sissy white bois, stealing, and generally causing trouble
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women are subhuman scum and should be treated as such
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>>38185403
>>Age
20-35
>>Height
6'4+
>>Weight
180-190lbs (muscle)
>>Race or nationality
Black or a white guy if I want to be seen in public with them
>>Personality
Smart, funny and cool
>>Interests
Sports or maybe he just got out of jail or he's a fireman.

Also no dicklets
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women are just childish cattle
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women are guilty of having severely hindered human race advancements
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>>38185548
I miss pee pee poo poo threads
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>>38185440
That's basically me minus the age and weight part
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>>38186089
>He's 5'3" or under
RIP
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>>38186181
Let's be honest. I would fuck her if noone is around.
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>>38186244
ccowaw#7195 hmu femanon
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>>38186244
p-please add zambz#6205
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>>38186244
>Asian,black,latino

Why?
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>>38185403
Not a femanon or are into guys so ill post my stuff
>20
>6'4"
>about 175
>american white
>autistic, calm
>vidya
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holy shit women who finally want men that aren't white
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>>38186387
They're bait posts
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>>38186411
Nope


Stay mad.
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>>38186244
Here I am how can I contact?
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>Age
25+
>Height
5'5+
>Weight
130 - 200
>Race or nationality
Doesn't matter.
>Personality
Caregiver type that pushes me to succeed. Optimistic. Relatively sane. Genuinely kind and loving. Not smothering. Devoted to everlasting love.
>Interests
Technology: Augmented reality, AI, coding, old videogames, 3d printing
Outdoors: biking, roller skating, kite surfing
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>>38186467
How old are you?

Describe your looks
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My Ideal GF
>Age
16+
>Height
Below 5'10
>Weight
Skinny or thicc
>Race or nationality
I dont actually mind race desu
>Personality
Introvert, Dominant, funny, Kinda Bitchy
>Interests
Film( this one is super important for me since i want someone that will put up with me, since most of my time is spent watching Films),Books, Art

ME

>age : 19
>height :6'4
>weight : 250
>white
>Loves films and vidya
>im kind of a dick but a nice dick
>likes being dominant
>will buy you stuff and be a sugar dadd
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>>38185403
>20+
>5'9+
>no idea, but i like skinny/lanky
>don't care
>introverted but emotionally intelligent, assertive but gentle, sweet, funny, cool
>movies, music, art, animu, etc
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>>38185403
"Fembots" when will this meme die?
You see evidence that women can't be robots daily on the board yet people still for some reason believe that they can
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>chubby
>tall
>kind
>hazel or brown eyes (green ok too just not blue or gray)
> white ;w;
>not a size queen but uncut pls

as a slightly above avg. female with basically a fat fetish the world is my buffet :3c
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>>38186387
>women

RPing virgin autists you mean.
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>>38186618
You are just someone not very smart who sees what he wants to see.
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>>38185403
>Age
25
>Height
5"8
>Weight
Healthy
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Smart, kind, funny, honest
>Interests
Anything that's not retarded
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>Age
24+
>Height
6'+
>Weight
180-220 I suppose, i want him to be fit
>Race or nationality
white
>Personality
dominant, kind, generous, driven, hard worker
>Interests
sports and fitness in general, books and video games (not a full on nerd but someone who is up for playing video games if I want to)
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>>38186430
>no contact exchanging
>my dubs
Yup
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>>38186641
>tfw chubby
>finally see a girl who likes chubby guys
>have blue/green eyes and am cut
Dammit
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>>38186811
it's all ideals, i don't find blue eyes ugly just the least attractive. i live in a country where circ is common so if a guy was perfect otherwise it wouldn't b a deal breaker

GL anon!
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>>38186641
>>38186891
hello i am a chubby tall boi (6'3) and am not cut

my discord is Trigger me Daddy#3353
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>>38186641
chubby but average height. rip.
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>>38186596
This fits me but I'm not only 6'0" so not a ultra skelly lanklet if that's what you're looking for. Just skinny. What's your country?
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>>38187320
*I'm only 6'0"
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>>38186641
I am all of these, if you want to maybe talk and see if we hit it off.
antitankietank#6092
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>>38187320
cute. USA here.
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>>38185476
why waste bullets why not gas them instead
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>>38186596
I am all those things except I haven't watched anime before.
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>>38187439
that's cool with me, anon.
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>>38186596
Pretty close to me, why dont you drop your specifics there anon
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>>38187452
Are you super into anime? You mentioned movies. what are some of your favourite movies?
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>>38187484
i'm into both pretty deeply. i'd rather discuss favorites in private because they're pretty specific.
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>>38186244
this girl is 16
do not talk to her anons
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>>38187505
How would I go about discussing your favourites in private?
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>>38187515
drop a kik! i'll contact you.
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>>38186244
trigger me daddy#3353 message me
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>>38187527
I don't have a phone atm, do you have discord?
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>>38185403
God damnit I'm this bored
>Age
A bit older, maybe 2-5 years is the sweet spot I'd say
>Height
5'10"
>Weight
170lbs
>Race or nationality
White, preferably American with Eastern European roots
>Personality
I like goofy guys, but not flat out immature
Strong morals
>Interests
Sports, anything stereotypically masculine I find pretty interesting and him being into it would help me learn more about things
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>25+
>6+
>THICC
>white
>kind, loyal
>doesn't matter but must have some
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>>38187552
That is an oddly specific height. Can you explain why?
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>>38187546
yes, do you have a throwaway? i'll send you my discord there.
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>>38187579
Do you mean like big butt, femanon?
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>>38186671
Don't ad hominem the bastard, Write out your concerns like a patrician. Why can women be robots
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>>38187581
It's just average, I'm on the shorter end so average would be fine for me
Anything in the 5'9"-6'2" area is fine for me, but I like 5'10"
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>22~30
>at least 6 ft
>not obese, bonus if lanky.
>hispanic (pale ill looking hispanics are my fetish)
>insecure and shy enough to not try to cheat on me in the first chance but not unhappy. Mysterious.
> resident evil and basically any shit I like


Pic related is the sample of a perfect bf to me
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>>38187614
I'm 5'10 and just thought it was weird someone saying that is their perfect height, can't say I have ever seen that before.
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>>38185484
A violent 80 IQ Tyrone? Yeah he won't beat the shit out of you
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>>38185500
Are these 6'4" ones jokes or are you actually that subhuman to need that
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>>38187597
I mean chubby, builtfat, bearmode etc. Would love a big booty bf.
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>>38187654
D-do you have any contact information?
I'll share pictures
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>>38187585
just add my discord whereartthou#8670
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>>38187633
Eh, just a preference, I don't think any girl is gonna complain about 5'10"
We already have an 8" difference, you don't need to be 6' and any girl who tells you you do is a shallow cunt
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>>38187675
First off, are you into butt stuff?
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>>38187677
gotcha

orig
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>>38187701
Yes ma'am, I indeed am
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>>38187690
>5'2
It's always the womanlets trying to pollute our tallfag genes. Fuck off roastie, only tall amazonian ladies are gunna get my cummies
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>>38187757
Both my parents are average height, I just ended up small, probably from lack of sleep
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>Age
18-25
>Height
anything above 5'7
>Weight
as long as he's not obese/overweight, i like skellys tho
>Race or nationality
n/a
>Personality
a swee,t spergy guy, mature and good with clinginess haha, patient, protective, n with a good sense of humor
>Interests
literally anything i love listening to people talk about their hobbies and stuff especially if im not familiar with it!! especially if i can be included in it in some way
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>Age
Over 18 obviously, prefer 21+ so I can drink with them
>Height
5'8'' or over, but it's not a dealbreaker
>Weight
As long as they aren't some kind of hamplanet I'm okay
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Steadfast, kind
>Interests
I'd want them to be passionate about something. Be it music, movies, art, literature, etc. I'd like to see someone be completely engaged in their interest, and I'd like to be able to learn about what makes it so interesting.

I'm 26 and I've never been able to have a casual conversation with a male around my age.
At work it's professional, with my dad it's familial.
I can only speak to men online
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>>38187802
You're a virgin?
pyrne
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>>38187802
do you use discord or something like that?
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>>38187794
I bet your dad's like 5'7, I'm not falling for any dirt tricks from a womanlet
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>Age
18-27 preferably. I'm 20. I don't mind dating a guy who is younger and broke like me.
>Height
I don't care that much, taller than me is good enough. I'm 5'6" or a bit less so 5'7" and up is fine and I've liked a guy the same height as me.
>Weight
I don't really care at all as long as he's not morbidly obese because I've had feelings for fat and skinny guys and can be attracted to different body types if he's nice. Personality is more important.
>Race or nationality
I prefer white and east asian. I'm east asian.
>Personality
I really like possessive, clingy, jealous guys. I want someone who says I belong to them. I'm a jealous person myself. Other than that, I don't care as long as he doesn't cheat or lie. Lying is a huge deal breaker, it's really hurtful to catch someone lying. Not a Chad who talks to too many women, I feel insecure about that.
>Interests
Anime and games are cool, but I don't want him to be a total weeb, just a normal guy who likes those things casually. He can have whatever hobbies he wants. I would try to take an interest in his hobbies to spend time with him. Guys who are into shooting guns are pretty cool.
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>>38187863
>/pol/s ideal girl

I can't tell if this is a b8 post or not
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>>38187832
I know for a fact my Dad's 5'11", and my mom is 5'5-6"
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>>38187890
>mom's just below avg
>dad's tall
>born a turbo womanlet

anon...your dad got cuck'd m8
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>>38187863
>who talks to too many women, I feel insecure about that.
I could have made you really happy but I guess I'm not good enough then.
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>>38186641
Oh neat, I'm all of those except uncut.

Though I'm more fat than chubby
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>>38187863
i tick all those boxes do you wanna drop a contact or should i
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>>38187863
Oooooh you sound perfect please give contact??

[email protected]
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>>38187882
I'm an atheist and a minority so probably not /pol/'s ideal girl. I would convert to christianity though if a bf wanted me to.
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>>38187905
Pretty sure average in America is 5'4" or 5"
I'm the one who got cucked, I looked forward to being taller than my mom but here we are
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>>38187795
i hit most of these, contact?
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>>38187863
>>38187795
sounds like most people here including me whats up/spoiler]
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>>38187960
>>38187965
I love meeting new people and chatting, would you be okay with just being friends? I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
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>>38188039

Yeah thats cool, I just get lonely so just having someone to chat with would be great, drop me your contact at that address if youd like
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>>38188039
lolz

fuck dude just let me say lolz
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>>38187999
>>38188021
h-here's a throwaway please be gentle
[email protected]
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me:
> 24 years old, from Europe, male
> enjoy learning and watching documentaries
> like space stuff, science
> like playing all kinds vidya. Really dived deep into Stellaris right now.
> Like writing long messages to someone and talking about anything and everything
> NEET, but started fixing that, because im tired of it
> 5'8", slim, nerdy
> Really enjoy cuddles. Hand holding
> would love to roll around the grass together and have picnic dates
> Love animals, would love to have a dog again
> prefer to stay inside when possible, to snuggle up in a warm blanket, play vidya or watch something, but can go out if there's a reason to
> don't drink, don't smoke
> Enjoy having discussions about stuff if the other person is interested
> like shitty memes and all kinds of humor
> enjoy banter
> Like spending my time talking with people and listening about their problems. Spending time with them if they're lonely until they feel good
> Prefer to have fun in games and dick around with people, do stupid shit than go full competative
> like to cook
> clingy

You :

> From Europe, between 18 and 29 years old.
> female
> Would like to either play together, play and have me watch or watch me play
> would like cuddles and being snug
> enjoy horror movies
> like pets
> could either spend the whole day inside or outside
> don't like crowded places
> want to better yourself, always try to improve yourself
> accept yourself for who you are or work on doing it slowly. Focus on your strengths
> Enjoy being motivated and to motivate
> clingy
> love to laugh
> would like to have cheeky banter together while playing
> enjoy reading spooky stories
> would want to play Stellaris multiplayer or any other game together
> would feel comfortable to talk for a very long time and would feel fully comfortable in complete silence while together

Doesn't have to be perfect. Relationship doesn't matter, mainly want to chat with anyone.
Sernyl#3557
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>Age
24 to early 40s
>Height
5'8+
>weight
don't care
>Race
white only
>personality
domineering, borderline abusive, very intelligent
>Interests
I want him to value his career more than me
Any other interests are up to him, and I will fall in line and like whatever he likes.
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>>38188039
>how do you wanna talk btw i cna post my discord or snapchat
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>>38186891
where are you from
very original post
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>>38188161
Good taste fembot
y
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>>38188039
>describe your perfect boyfriend
>just being friends
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>>38188163
discord is fine
>>38188171
I just got out of a relationship, it wouldn't really be fair to the other person to get their hopes up. But I get lonely so I would like more friends.
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>>38188236
trigger me daddy #3353 is my discord please add
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>>38187795
How old are you anon. You seem cool, I'm too fat ATM to fit your personality type but I'd like to be your friend
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>>38188132
This is some cringe tier post
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>>38187428
aww damn, im in aus. shame you're so far away.
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>>38185403
>>Age
19-25
>>Height
5'10 +
>>Weight
Not fat. That's all I ask. Anything else is fine.
>>Race or nationality
Black or Asian or latino. White guys are entitled douchebags most of the time, as are Middle eastern men, and Indian men just aren't attractive.
>>Personality
Kind, considered, intelligent, compassionate, introverted, some ambition in life, creative
>>Interests
Books (classics), art, films, philosophy, history, music (preferably playing, but if he just has good taste it's fine), martial arts
>Bonus
Not 'traditional' or conservative, and not religious. A good fashion sense and not politically extreme.
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>>38188132
> fembots post about yourself
> guy posts about himself
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>>38186467
i'm not optimistic sane or kind but i bike
we good?
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I don't match any of these descriptions except the east asian b8ter
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>>38188132
This is closer to how these threads should be. OP wants our PERFECT boyfriend description but only gives 6 vague categories.
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>You need to be this tall to satisfy my features which are lacking due to me being a lazy horrible person
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>>38187795
are you a cute virgin tho anon.
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>>38188132
You will NEVER find someone like that
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>>38188514
yes n yes i think im pretty cute in niche sorta way ya feel me?
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>>38188349
>>38188523

Good. I don't regret anything I posted there or the things I am and what i'm looking for. All that matters is finding someone to care for, be it a relationship or friendship.

The ideal I posted is the ideal, but it's just that. An ideal, a perfect dream. If a person is interested and would see himself or herself talking about the stuff I posted, but had none of the traits I want, or if someone only had 4 of them, I'd still gladly talk with the person and be friends. It's more of a guideline to show what I like and what i'm into, than a rule to measure yourself against and hit every single thing to the last letter.
In the end I don't even care if a guy adds me when I post it, if they feel we could be friends. I'm not gonna find an ideal partner in a day, a week or probably even ever on r9k, but it's still fun to share.


And anyways, wouldn't be surprised if more than half of the posts itt are baits and roleplay
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>>38188131
My discord is
>>38187357
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>>38188523
And? This is a "perfect S.O." Thread not a "whats the bare minimum you'd accept." Thread.
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>>38188568
Thats good, I hope the guys who replied to you, don't forget to respond to their emails!
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>>38188575
Then fuck off to soc and look for friends there. The thread said "fembots" not some thirty guys posting their unrealistic fantasies. Go back to the other thread
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>>38188623
I hope it goes well* fuck me.
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>>38188638
> being this triggered for whatever reason
Don't worry I wont steal your potential wife, since nobody is ever interested enough in adding me anyways.
Probably my autism.
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>>38188396
I'm all those things just not 19, I'm 18, and I am very religious.
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>>38188673
>I'm all those things just not 19, I'm 18, and I am very religious.
The religion is a deal breaker.
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>>38188668
Im a triggered because normies like you always have to come to these threads and post
>>
My perfect boyfriend requirements belong to the man I love, even if he doesn't love me back.
Also
>he thinks it's a good idea to date people from here
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>>38188131
Anon, I'm>>38188272

Don't forget to add me on discord ;_;

bout to sleep soon.
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>Age
20
>Height
6'1
>Weight
whatever!
>Race or nationality
white american
>Personality
smart, sweet and cool!
>Interests
guns, vidya and politics maybe
settling down and having kids
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>>38185440
wtf lmao XDDDDDDD you wanna date Danny DeVito?
>>
Hey I might be interested
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>>38188873
Did you get added, or was it all a ruse?
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>>38189203
I didnt get added but I dont think it was a ruse anon
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>Age
20
>Height
5'5''
>Weight
100 lb
>Race or nationality
White American
>Personality
has no discernible personality, just a constant stream of bad decisions
>Interests
mass shootings

Also, he has to have blue eyes and pretty eyelashes.
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Looked through most of this thread already and I'm dismayed. Mostly because I don't meet anyone's standards or they've been talked to by a bajillion guys.
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>>38189558
heh, snooze ya lose, kid
better luck next time, champ
nothing personal, bud
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>>38189558
ill take anything with a pulse
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>>38189749
Uh, ok. Are you a girl? Where are you from?
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>>38187651
I like a guy to be big and tall. How is that subhuman? I'm 5'7 which is pretty tall for a girl. Why am I subhuman for not wanting a babydick manlet?
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>Age
20-25
>Height
5'5+
>Weight
As long as he's not obese, then it's fine.
>Race or nationality
Doesn't really matter as long as he's pretty/cute.
>Personality
kind, a little sarcastic, dark sense of humor, extremely loyal and slightly clingy/possessive, affectionate, not a pushover but also willing to compromise on things.
>Interests
Vidya, animu, horror movies, music, /co/ shit, left leaning but not a sjw, guns (i'm really curious about them) and/or anything else as long as they are actually passionate about it and don't mind talking to me about it.
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>>38189881
>extremely loyal and slightly clingy/possessive, affectionate, not a pushover but also willing to compromise on things.

You have described me where do I sign?
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>>38189881
Where are you from, senpai?

Original
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who wants to be friends?
Vampyre Relic#4636
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>>38189881
you just described me except im 18 though
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>>38189881

this is pretty much me except I don't play vidya that much and I'm more center on the political scale.
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>>38189939
>>38189881

Also forgot to say im kinda cute, not obesse and 21, so you tell me
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>>38189881
I didn't realize all of my character flaws were attractive to someone
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>>38185440
What do you generally play? I'm partial to my Izzet deck
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>>38189939
Contact, I guess? I'm not familiar with these things 2bh.

>>38189955
Southern California.

>>38189990
>center on the political scale
If you don't mind, would you please explain what issues keep you in the center? I'm curious.
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>>38190153
Ok, email me your discord or something, I'm really clingy Im warning you, please don't hurt me..

[email protected]
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>>38188132
Holy shit you sound like the perfect boyfriend material for me, but im a dirty aussie
This fucking hurts because I fit almost everything but im not interested in ldr
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Who /FL/ here?

Surely there must be some girls from my state.
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>>38186641
I have blue-gray eyes. Why do you hate me?
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>>38190204
Story of my life. The people that fit me and I fit for are always on the other side of the planet.
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>me, a dude
>25, 240lb (I'm fat but trying to lose weight)
>white
>American
>atheist
>pretty relaxed most of the time
>mtg, d&d, vidya, philosophy, coding
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>>38190251
Do you want a fembot girlfriend anon?
>>38190204
Drop your contact! I want a dirty aussie gf, I'd move to your place. I am not NEET.
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>>38190204
Are you telling me you "fit" with a guy who actually posts the same thin in other threads?

Don't you think he'd cheat on you? Come one asussie femanon, you're smart.

>>25426249
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>>38190318
Sorry

>>>/soc/25426227 ****
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>>38190333
Ooops again

>>>/soc/25426249 *********


Keep trying, desperate.
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>>38190104
Are they actually flaws or do you consider them that because of low self esteem?
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>>38190153

I don't believe minimum wage should be $15/hr and I think we should have more protectionist trade practices
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>>38190318
>>38190333
>>38190344
Autism originaldo
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>>38190344
>>38190333
>>38190318

> post info to meet people
> he'd cheat on you

So looking for someone means i'd cheat? That's an interesting view
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>>38190427
Of course, because you're posting the same everywhere, I bet it is not the first time you do the same, you're a robot in the end, and as a robot you're thirsty and desperate, she said shes not interested in ldr, so she basically rejected you, so you'll keep posting the same post until you get what you're looking for, it is just pathetic, you don't want actually meet people, you just want a girlfriend. Don't hide the fact you are desperate for women, by saying you're only looking for friends.

If you want to meet PEOPLE, why is neccesary to be FEMALE for it? Uh?

> female
>From Europe, between 18 and 29 years old.
> would like cuddles and being snug

"I just want someone to talk to"

Nice, so that someone must be female from europe between 18-29 years old.

Please.
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>>38190505
Ideal partner would be a girl, simple. I do want a female and I do want a girlfriend.
But when someone who isn't that decides to message me and we share similar interests, we talk and play together. Found multiple people like that and it's all fun, no girlfriend yet or anyone interested in a relationship, so I keep posting and looking.

Again, don't see where your autism is coming from.
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>>38190550
Just say it lol.
Say the magical words.

Repeat it with me.

"I AM A DESPERATE FAGGOT"

It is not autism, it is the truth you idiot.

>he wants a girlfriend being a NEET who only plays videogames
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>>38190204
MELBOURNE
That guy is literally me except I can't cook (I'd like to learn) and I'm younger.
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>>38190400
>don't believe minimum wage should be $15/hr
Interesting, but why?
>protectionist trade practices
I can see the appeal, but do you really think any form could work? I'm not being sarcastic, I genuinely want to know.
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>>38190588
not him, but you're actually fucking stupid if you think the minimum wage should be 15 dollars an hour. I'm shocked that anyone could be so brain damaged.
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>>38190550
See
>>38190587
You wasted your time writing such post, dude.

>>38190587
You are as pathetic as he is, or even more.

Then why don't you learn faggot? Or is it necessary to have a gf to learn how to?
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> anon has a mental breakdown

Holy shit this is hilarious
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>>38190640
>>38190577
You sound very upset anon. Thanks for the laugh
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>>38187638
Anon, you know what bait is, right?
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the fact that we're fembots means we can't afford to be picky. though it's simple; if they're deficient in one area, they should make up for it in another. so there's no absolute code for what makes my perfect bot bf
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>>38188396
> tfw no whitey hating gf
Too bad I'm a brainlet
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>>38190662
Kek.

Im not upset I just enjoy making fun of you robots, desperate cunts lmao

Hey guess what man I have what you all are looking for.

Bye.
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>>38190639
>implying I think it should be 15/hour
I didn't say that at all. I wanted to know his reasons for having that view.
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>>38185403
you forgot the most important thing
> looks
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>>38190588

>don't believe minimum wage should be $15/hr
while I believe that minimum wages should be raised from their current state I believe that more should be done to make things like rent affordable instead
>protectionist trade practices
We at least need to repeal NAFTA and we need to be more proactive in controlling the emissions from the factories that produce goods that we buy
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>Age
3-10 years older
>Height
5"10+
>Weight
150-190(good body)
>Race or nationality
White or good Asian (Korean Chinese Japanese none of that Indian Viet Taiwanese mud-blood shit)
>Personality
Charming nice and loyal
>Interests
Rich
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>>38190776
So far I really like how you think anon. What do you think about things like race, class, and religion in America?
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>>38185403
>>Age
late 20s to early 30s
>>Height
at least taller than 5'9
>>Weight
THICC
>>Race or nationality
swarthy looking white man or a beautiful native american man
>>Personality
nymphomaniac, stubbourn and tsundere but still nice
>>Interests
high art and fashion, classical film and literature, good food
>>
Where are all the fat fembots looking for fatbots?

I'm losing the weight but I want a gf now ree
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>>38190881

As long as people don't bother me I don't bother them is my mindset
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>>38190881
What do YOU think of race,class religion Anon. Not him
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>>38191041
>race
I'm not a racist. That's all I can say. I don't believe any race is superior or inferior to any other.
>class
A bit complex. I don't know how I can summarize it.
>religion
Needs to be completely kept out of the government.

If anon wants to talk more he can drop some form of contact.
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>>38191110

here's a throwaway, what do you usually message people on?
[email protected]
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>>38191110
Class is actually the one I wanted to hear most about desu. I fit your description, except I dont think I'm cute (I'm surprised other guys jumped at you while thinking that they're cute) and I'm more left leaning than you (no that doesn't mean I'm an SJW, I dont like identity politics much). You seem like a cool girl but I dont really know about yourself, your age, your body type, your interests
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Don't forget, any women who wants you to be politically left leaning is looking for pushover betabux and will probably cheat on you.
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>>38191204
I dont agree with that anon, but yeah I'm not that beta myself even though I'm awkward, so I'm not worried about it
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>>38186467
Interests and personality wise this is pretty spot on, though I'm 21, 5'7 and 115 pounds.
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>>38191184
>I'm surprised other guys jumped at you while thinking that they're cute)
I figured most just ignored that part. I don't mind if they did.
>age
20
>body type
It's not the worst, it could be better but it could be worse? Average I guess.
I'm around 5'2
>interests
music, horror movies, western cartoons, anime and other things. I don't want to create a whole list about myself here though.
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>>38185403
Ok here goes :3

>Age
18-24
>Height
Above 5'8"
>Weight
Skinny - Average
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Intelligent, kind, creative, shy
>Interests
Technology, videogames, music
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>>38191390
Why don't you mind? That's really interesting.

And yeah I get not wanting to make a list I just wanted to know I guess. You want a clingy possessive loyal guy, are you also like that?

I've always thought it was romantic if a girl could be mine and I can feel possessive of her but at the same time, she will think of be as belonging to her and be just as possessive. It sounds scarier than I mean it to maybe but its just like mutual belonging to one another out of love. Something gay like that
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>>38191390

temporary email won't let me send you a reply email my discordtag is >animeonstreams#9930 tho
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>>38185403
>>Age
6' and a lot of money

>>Height
a lot of money may let me forget he's a bit less than 6'3"

>>Weight
not too much, but a lot of money

>>Race or nationality
as long as he's insanely rich, I'm not racist

>>Personality
Chad-like, but with a lot of money

>>Interests
only me
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>>38191204
Don't forget, any man who wants you to be politically right leaning is looking for a subservient housewife and will absolutely cheat on you with someone younger when you're older than 25.
>>
oh man, i wish i had the luxury of being picky
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>>38191510
nigga you're pathetic lol
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>>38191481
I'm 5'7, otherwise it's pretty spot on.
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>>38191611
Why do you say that? Honestly curious
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>Age
Early 20s
>Height
Average and below
>Weight
170cm and above
>Race or nationality
White. Nordic.
>Personality
Possessive, good with words, spoils me to shit, a bit of a dick
>Interests
WoW and games overall, anime, right-leaning racist
>>
Stop calling them fembots, they are nothing like us and will never know what it's like to be lonely.
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>>38191611
Dont bully ITT, these are nice threads fag
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>>38191633
you sound thirsty af

>You want a clingy possessive loyal guy, are you also like that?
>Why don't you mind? That's really interesting.

T H I R S T Y
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>>38191649
>robots LARPing is a nice thread
ok anon
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>>38191669
Everyone in here is "thirsty" to some degree

Caring about what ppl thinks is important if you want to get to know them!
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>>38191526
kek we were in the same server.
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>>38191696
sorry, cant take your opinion so serious with that anime pic, kill yourseld desperate thirsty boy.

The difference is that you only care about FEMALES think, and you don't really care, to be honest, you only pretend to care about them to make them your gf, admit it, mr, thirsty

Not me.
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>>38188892
Thats me but I am older than and established and have a nice dick.
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>>38191738
Nope and originally nope.
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>>38191510
I don't mind because:
1. I don't have one singular image of cute and no one here knows what that is
2. I can grow to find someone cute if I think we are really compatible.

I've never had a boyfriend so I can't say for sure how I would be, but I think I would be possessive and clingy. I would definitely be loyal.

I have a fear of being too overbearing with people I love, but if they are the same then I won't have to worry too much (but I still will). It doesn't sound scary, it makes sense. I'm going to be honest a lot of my views have been shaped from romance anime from when I was a young teen (13-16) and the borderline yandere guy or dedicated butler type was my ideal. I know now as an adult that those aren't healthy or realistic, but there's not much a real guy could say that I find scarier than what I used to be in love with. It's embarrassing but I just don't want you to think you're creepy or scary.
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>>38191780
im sorry for deleting you i just had a panic attack..
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>age
22-27
>height
5'7"-6'2"
>weight
Skinnyfat to slightly defined
>looks
Pale, brown or black hair, nice jawline and pretty skelly hands
>personality
Clever, tired, funny, likes to teach me things, patient w me
>hobbies
Vidya, coding, light creative stuff
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>>38187617
That boy is soo qt. Who is he ? Where do you find this pic?
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>>38187985
> atheist
>Would change for the bf
Wtf. You can't change like that unless you're a meme atheist
>>
unrealistic honest preferences:

>Age: im 24 so anything from 20 something to 30 something (not too strict about it, but would like to be somewhat close)
perfect: 24

>Height: im 5'9, have dated guys 5'6. again not too picky, but would PREFER 6'0ish (for our potential kids' sake)
perfect: 6'0

>Weight: a healthy bmi is ideal, but as long as you arent extremely unhealthy, its not an issue
perfect: muscular (arms AND :) ---->legs) wouldnt mind a extra weight

>Race or nationality: prefer white, would never touch a black, hispanic, or middle easterner
perfect: pale blonde green eyed american, polish, russian, german, etc qt

>Personality: stern but fair on important issues, playful silly attitude when its not so serious
perfect: passive alpha, doesnt act like a show off even though he has a lot to show off (lets his actions and ability speak for him, doesnt APPEAR to be trying to impress or prove something)

>Interests: if it fulfills them or gives them purpose, im all for it (unless it involves morally terrible things like murder)
perfect: some of the same as me so we could experience and enjoy them together but has seperate interests so we can enjoy our time apart

dont forget having tall, pretty, white kids (with parental love and support of course) is the perfect outcome of dating any man in a womans eyes

sorry if this hurt anon, i have deviated far from my "ideal" checklist
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>>38187552
>Posting age relative to yours without posting your own
You're retarded pic very related
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>>38191780
>>38189881

Hey anon, are you still here? I'm the guy who was asking all those questions about yourself. Posting went down on 4chan for several hours so I couldn't reply.

Man even the 4chan itself cucks people now.
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>>38191639
did you switch height and weight? also do you have kik or discord?
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>>38191110
>>38189881
I'd like to chat with you, I like vidya, animu, and /co/shit (along with other stuff)
>tfw r9k exploded
[email protected]
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>>38191549
everything applies to me except that I'm also interested in making more money
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>>38187863
Hey, are you still around? I wanted to add you on discord as I'm east asian too; I do fit some of your standards. I like guns.
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>>38190881
>>38191110
>>38191390
>>38191780

Hey, are you still there? Ive been trying to respond but r9k has been down for like 3 hours. Had a whole post typed up and everything. But anyway, you described exactly me and I can tell by reading your posts that we share pretty much the same political views, which seems to be rare for a lot of left leaning people this days considering how radical things have become.

Anyway, if you're still here and interested to talk, you can email my throwaway at [email protected]
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>Age
Older than me, 21+
>Height
Taller than me, 5'3+
>Weight
Heavier than me 130lbs+
>Race or nationality
White/Asian (anything except brown/black)
>Personality
Understanding, patient, 95% dominating, caring, loving, obsessive, possessive, clingy
>Interests
MMO's, anime, all types of music (except rap), treating a girl like a little 95% of the time non sexually, occasional use of drugs
>Not interested in
FPS (except maybe OW), Star wars, Marvel/superhero, comics, going outside, having lots of friends, spending time away from their partner, sports, people of colour

Honestly I don't care about your looks, dick size or height (as long as you're taller than me and not fat) also an easy to understand accent is always nice
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>>38187439
Better get watchin boi, women can't resist a man who knows his Chinese cartoons.
>>
>>38192028
What drugs do you use? I'm not a big fan of them, but if you do them I won't mind.
>>
>Age
20-29
>Height
no taller than 5'11", mostly because i'm short and that'd probably just make things more comfortable, but also because short guys are superior
>Weight
i don't rly care about body type as long as they put effort into hygiene and groom themselves. small skinny twinkbot bf is just as qt as a squishy bearbot bf
>Race or nationality
this isn't really that big of a factor, i like dark hair and brown eyes though.
>Personality
i'm an absolute sucker for a funny or snarky guy. smart & logical is a plus too. also i hate to say it but i'd love someone dependable and understanding, a little paternalistic for lack of a better word? like they'll take care of me but won't enable my bullshit.
>Interests
as long as we have enough in common he can be into whatever he wants for all i care. i'm big into games, music and gardening/home improvement stuff so if we had similar taste in all that it'd be hard to run out of things to do and talk about.
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>>38192093
just weed, occasionally an opiate or two
i just enjoy getting high and playing vidya, makes talking to someone more fun also because i'm so giggly/emotional
>>
>>38191780
>>38191390
>>38189881
>>38191946

Man. Posting is down again. Anyway, I'm:
>>38191946
>>38191510
>>38191184
>>38191041
>>38191946


I'm just gonna drop my email since hoping for 4chan to be stable right now seems like a bad idea, what shit timing.

[email protected]
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>>38192117
How short are you anon. And how old are you
>>
>>38192028
Where are you from? I am wtah you're looking for, literally. SHould I dorp my contact?!
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>>38192164
Australia, and yes please! Discord preferred
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>>38192188

Okie dokie! Email me yours!

[email protected]

I know its cute email!

btw

>Understanding, patient, 95% dominating, caring, loving, obsessive, possessive, clingy

I'm even more than that, just four your sake!
>>
>>38191831
I'm a perfect match for you even thought you're just a random guy roleplaying on the internet
>>
>>38192028
>not interested in
>people of colour

kek based aussie
>>
>Age
20+
>Height
anything goes
>Weight
anything goes
>Race or nationality
white
>Personality
gud
>Interests
debating dumb socialists
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>>38192286
I know, I wish I wasn't sometimes
but I've seen literally 1 black person in my whole life and they were bullied for it, not to mention my parents are huge racists

I wouldn't go out of my way to hurt or bully a person of colour but the thought of being attracted to one? nope.
>>
>>38192028
Could you add me on discord, please?
Remaining Light#5450
>>
>>38192117
Where are you from anon? Pls be in Europe
>>
>>38192322
Nothing wrong with that, get yourself a nice white guy to take care of you.
>>
>>38192370
She indicated she was ok with Asians...
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>>38192028
Hey anon, add me on discord. I fit your criteria perfectly, but I'm not really looking for an ldr gf (cause I live in Canada), but we should still be friends and play games together.

Discord is Link#6296
>>
>>38192153
i'm almost 5' and i'm 20 years old!
>>38192348
sorry to disappoint anon, not a euro
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>>38192117
I'm pretty much all of those things actually, I've been looking into getting into an electrical job but I went to a vocational school for pretty much every trade. Carpentry, plumbing hell even welding. I don't know exactly know much about gardening but I'd love to learn! You can email my throwaway with your discord/steam or whatever if you'd like!

[email protected]
>>
>>38191481
Pretty much sounds like me. 6'1" fit/skinny (Rock climber) did compsci now in animation.
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>>38188132
do you play with mods? if so post list pls
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>>38186244
Yooo that's me exactly! Hit me up on Kik: toomuchmusicboy
>>
>Age
17 - 20
>Height
taller than or as tall as me (5'5)
>Weight
bearmode/dadbod is ideal
>Race
slav/aryan
>Personality
as long as he's not womanly, submissive, judgemental, selfcentered or severely mentally ill it really depends on the connection
>Interests
vidya would be nice

pls talk to me
>>
>>38192028
pls add me on discord
im fun and that

okok#6494
>>
>>38192117
>no taller than 5'11", mostly because i'm short and that'd probably just make things more comfortable, but also because short guys are superior
Patrician taste.
>>
>>38192117
Please be Canadian. Or at least American.

If you're interested in talking anon, you can email me at [email protected]
>>
Original test occ
>>
What do fembots think of me?

>age
23
>height
5'9"
>weight
musclefat
>race
brown latino
>personality
introverted but can conversate, caring, logical/smart, tad possesive
>interests
vidya, animu, music, art (i like going to museums), nature, animals, technology, food
>>
>>38191920
Just say perfect: chad and we know what you you're trying to say
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>>38193559
possessive is nice, anon
>>
>age
late teens
>height
about 5'4"
>weight
obese
>nationality
British
>personality
autistic
>interests
autistic
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>>38192934
I'm only using these for now on this new pc. Planning on adding more maybe. It has actually been a month since the last time I looked at the available Stellaris mods.
>>
>>38193081
What games do you play anon? I fit most of those and i'd be down to play a couple if you're up for it
>>
>>38192028
>treating a girl like a little 95% of the time non sexually
I like this, even though it sounds creepy as fug
you seem very cute, if you'd like to chat, send discord to [email protected]
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>>38194042
i only really play a few singleplayer games anon
i was more so thinking that perfect boyfriend would introduce me to new and better vidya
>>
>>38185403
>pic related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57409knErbs

I giggled
>>
>>38194235
Fair enough, i've been meaning to get into more RPG's, maybe we could bounce a couple of games off each other?
>>
>>38194235
That sounds fair, do you have a throwaway?
>>
>>38191949
Dumb phoneposters like me can't often read. Discord yes maybe
>>
>>38185476
>>Age
18-42
>>Height
5'11
>>Weight
180
>>Race or nationality
White or spic is fine. Black guys scare m
>>Personality
Funny, entertaining and sociable
>>Interests
Cards, vidya and or music
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GLqz2xSrZh
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>tfw you always lurk these threads but are too shy to ever respond to any femanons that would want you
>>
>>38194560
Who cares? This shit never lasts anyway. Any robot who thinks he'll ever find happiness with another person is up for a rough awakening.
>>
>>38194621
th-there's no need to be so bitter anon, please...
>>
>>38194560
You just know that would be fucking pathetic.
>>
>>38192028
hey i'd like to chat with you, not in aus but i like what you wrote, combativetractor#5440
>>
>>38194630
It's the truth. We're all here, and lonely, for a reason. We're freaks of nature who can only be loved by our family. That will never change.
>>
>>38194371
sure anon
>>38194482
dont know what this means desu
>>
>>38194811
[email protected] is my throwaway, email me your contact info!
>>
>>38194811
Don't you have a Discord?
>>
>>38194882
Huh, I could of sworn you posted this email already!
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>>38194906
im retarded when it comes to discord, dont know how it works
>>
>>38194970
Or Steam... ?
>>
>>38195015
i have steam
original
>>
>>38195156
What's your steam then?
Origg
>>
>>38192117
I match a lot of these and I have dark hair and brown eyes!
Besides vidya and music I also like cooking, even though I'm kind of bad at it. Here's my email, it'd be nice to chat. [email protected]
>>
>Age
30+ (i'm 22)
>Height
6'+
>Weight
sooper skinny to fit, swole guys scare me but i like guys who lift
>Race or nationality
anything but don't be racist pls
>Personality
smart, dominant, patient with my autism, introvert, kinda shy but can interact well socially if he has to and can help me pass as neurotypical, twisted sense of humor
>Interests
chess and rare/fancy alcohols, playing music, reading, political and philosophical debate, having sex a lot, treating me like his princess, dressing well, lets me cook for him
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22 years
6'0 ft
120 - 170 lbs
White, Asian, Jewish, Native
Laid back, compassionate, affectionate, and smart.
Likes music, outdooring, cartoons, animals, politics, history, true crime, and science.


>at work in the lab
>see cute dude with long, frizzy hair and glasses wheeling samples around
>have to stop myself from approaching him
I need help.
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>>38194520
Whats your age then?
Any other interests?
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>>38195616
Are you into politics?
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>>38195628
Wrong person, meant to tag >>38193081
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>>38192028
CutestLoli#7729

I fit most of those, except the weight one. I'm pretty damn skinny.

Been told my French accent is cute by quite a few grills online already, so there's that.
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>>38195654
Let me reiterate, are you actually into modern politics or old theory?
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>>38195654
Yep. I used to be really active politically in high school with debate team, model U.N., etc. In university I sort of burnt out because my campus was incredibly politicized (/pol/ has had several threads dedicated to it). Other leftists would accuse me of being an evil literal fascist if I couldn't make a protest or debate because of a test. People on the right videotaped and doxxed people and I'm very private. People on both sides really upset me. Now I mostly follow the news, do a bit of reading, and talk with my friends (who are usually anywhere between center right and far left).
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>>38195747
>follow the news

FAKE NEWS
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>>38195747
Do you have a way I can contact you? I don't expect anything but I'm sure we'll hit it off.
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>>38195785
I met a couple of people off 4chan in the past, and that went very badly, so I'm pretty spooked. If you leave your contact I might message you, though. Why? What did I say you that found interesting?
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>>38195823
I'm a politically minded 6'0 musician with curly hair and a passion for the environment.
Do you use discord?
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>>38193980
if you get the chance definitely check out the new ship classes mod, it's nothing radical but it adds some new flavor to the game with those ships. If you want something totally different check out ISB (improved space battles), lets you literally build a death star, since blowing up planets isn't cool enough you can make a working sun-crusher (literally blow up a star). It also adds a whole bunch of regular ships and some other awesome technology.

If you wanna customize your ships more check out the expanded ship modules mod (I forgot how to spell the name).

There's some war demand mods that make combat a lot more interesting, combine these with the additional AI personality mods and it feels like a new expansion.

Those are probably the most polished and fancy mods that add a whole bunch of substance to the game that aren't standalone (play with other mods, can be added during a game in progress).

And the best part is all of them are compatible with each other so you can outfit your ISB deathstar with modded weapons/modules and have it escorted by a fleet of titan ships (also ISB) that launch new strike-craft from the new ship classes mod.

It's great!
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>>38195818
Leave contact ya butt
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>>38191639
snownigger here be my gf
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>>38195897
I haven't made a discord, but I probably should since everyone on /r9k/ uses it. You sound cool!!
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>>38195869
>>38195920
no u leave contact
ya butt
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>>38185403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cnGh5vsq8K
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>>38186498
That literally describes me
What's your discord?
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>tfw the qt you wanted to talk to didnt respond
;_;
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>>38196038
Fuck off stacy cunt
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>>38192028
are you looking for a d/s type relationship or do you just have a slight daddy kink?
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>>38195995
Ok then, pm your preference of contact :)
[email protected]
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>>38196067
sticks and stones

don't hope for anything good, you'll just be disappointed.
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>>38195970
If you would prefer Skype or something I can use that as well, do you want my discord?
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>>38196038
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cnGh5vsq8K
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you sound like rose on a shitty mic
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>>38196113
I can make a discord and add you~

Sorry to be weird it's just that I see creepy stuff like pictures of all femanons saved in some dude's folder and I get nervous.
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>>38196150
Okay! I completely understand, you spend enough time on the internet and you see crazy stuff.
theorbofsadness#6092
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>>38192028
What's up Queensland anon
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>>38195917
That does sound fucking cool. I'll need to try them tomorrow actually and start a new playthrough.
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>>38195995
[email protected]
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>>38196194
totally forgot, check out Advanced Weapons (1.7+), in my opinion it's a great mod for two reasons: It's fairly balanced and aside from sitting down and going through all the different technologies and crunching numbers you'd be hard pressed to find something that gives you an advantage over everything else. The other reason is a lot more subtle and I don't know if it was intentional, but the spacing of the technology to get the weapons is such that you're still researching new weapons well into the late game giving a great sense of progression rather than just doing the repeatable +5% techs.
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>>38185403
>Age
17-20
>Height
not too tall
>Weight
average, not unhealthy
>Race or nationality
don't care
>Personality
goofy, trustworthy, honest, smart, a bit arrogant so we get along, an us-against-the-world vibe
>Interests
reading, puzzles and tabletop games, cooking with me, not traveling much, some lowkey outdoorsy stuff
also not sure where to put this but virgins preferred, obviously
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For fembots:

> 18
> 6'7
> 250 pounds
> white
> usually introvert, extrovert at people whom I trust
> Gaming n shit
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Manlet uprising when?
i really despise you tallfags
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>>38196290
can you poach an egg?
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>All these underage "fembots"
Sure is summer in here, where are the actual of-age girls?
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>>38185403
>>Age
About my age, not too young or too old
>>Height
1.65, biggest 1.75
>>Weight
Chubby, i want to hug him like a little bear and spoil him with sweets
>>Race or nationality
Asian
>>Personality
Cold at the beggining, but is actually fun when you get to talk to him
>>Interests
As long as they are not too different from mine (to the point that we can't talk to each other) im fine
>tfw just described the man i am in love with
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desu im looking for a fembot

18-20
5'3 to 5'5
95+
Race doesn't matter but have to 7/10 atleast and not fat
Interests are browsing /g/, pol, r9k. Working on my website.
Music i like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNFG01BjjAA
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>>38196150
Did you figure it out? I haven't gotten a friend request b4 so i dont know how to accept
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>>38196406
Oh, what a surprise. I didn't think you were looking for asian guys.

How old are you?
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>>38196379
looks like the only legit one was the troll who posted a vocaroo
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>>38185403
who here is looking for a greasy skeletal neet with little to no redeeming features?
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>>38196499
I'm almost a cake. Guess Anon
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>>38196379
We're around, I think a lot of underage girls get confidence to shitpost here after seeing how all u fools worship them
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>>38196594
I think I might be younger than you then

28?
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>>38196602
No that underage shit needs to get lost. I need a proper of-age girl. Stop lurking
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>>38196283
Yeah the weapon progression in Stellaris always seemed off putting for me. Ive actually tinkered with some of the weapon definitions in the database files for a better advancement and it just felt so much more rewarding to go for a higher weapon tech. Right now, it usually feels irrelevant to upgrade, unless the weapon tier difference is 3 tiers apart. Otherwise you see miniscule changes. I know some people would hate the upgrades to be bigger leaps, but personally I love the idea of making sure your tech is equal and better than what the other empires have.

Ill check the mod oit, thanks for another suggestion. Ill also need to het the fanatical purifier mod. I kinda want to try and play a psionic purifier, rather than being locked to picking 2nd tier military government and nothing really else to fully spice it up. Cant wait for 1.8 to make hiveminds a bit more fun.
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>>38185500
>Black

>Smart

Good luck with that
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>>38196637
I mean being locked to fanatic + military.
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>>38196602
Either way, if I manage to get a gf that's fine with me.
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>>38196105
just mostly hoping for a nice conversation desu, not really looking for anything beyond that but im still a huge fag for looking for girls only so i deserve it
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>>38196663
>>38196637
fucking kill me i deleted my response. I didn't know they had come out with a mode like that for purifiers, gonna have to get that for sure when I pick it up again. Just waiting for 1.8 to come out so I can live out my skynet inspired dreams as a synthetic hive-mind.

OH and the new AI crisis, hyped for that.
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that feel when the femanon who was supposed to add you never added you
;_;
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>>38196615
Yeah, that's it
Might kill myself next year desu
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>>38196352
Yes, although it's not quite as clean as I'd like it.
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>>38196944
Well then I am younger than you. Is that a problem :c
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>>38196847
i-i would talk to you anon
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>>38196924
i just dont think she was that interested anon, sorry friend
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>>38188132
hey autist There are NO women on this site stop trying
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>>38197020
>>38196038
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cnGh5vsq8K

no one noticed because she's a closet degenerate masquerading as a real person instead of being an out and proud useless waste of space like the rest of us.
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>>38185658

i miss peepee poopoo threads too
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>>38196290
Do you have any other interests?
I'm a shut in kind of.
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What do you guys think about this girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRImkwYFQHE&t=187s
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>>38196406
>cold at the beginning but is actually fun when you get to talk to him
i feel this feel, and also am asian + 1.73
>tfw will never be hugged and spoiled
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>>38197168
would literally marry her so we could raise succulents
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>>38196971
o-ok, here's a throwaway [email protected]
send discord or whatever else you use if you wanna chat
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>>38197152
I don't go out very much either, but I do also like horror films, other board games, hiking, geology, rock collecting, and painting.
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>>38197297
What about anime?
I recently got back into watching one piece
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>>38197330
no

never offer up anime as one of your primary interests dude no. either leave a hint that you like it such as an inconspicuous accessory from a show so that if anyone does recognize it and/or comments on it you can be assured they are a degenerate as well

its not that anime is bad it just has such a bad stereotype for its fans for so many different people so ideally unless the other person says something about it you just shut up. you only mention it yourself after you have made it seem like you're a normal functional well adjusted human being
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Silly boys. Forget disgusting bio women,

Boys make the prettiest girls, anyway <3
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>>38197583
reminder that frank wolf was 90% angles photoshop and makeup and killed himself when he realized that.
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>>38197492
I see. Still i would like to talk to you.
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>>38197808
My post: >>38197492

I'm not the person you were originally talking to i just wanted to give you some advice because you seem really genuine. good luck friend
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>>38197330
Yeah, I watch some but it's mostly stupid shit like my initial post image.
I've seen & read some of one piece, there's so much of it though!
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>>38197996
Yeah i actually spent 3 months finishing it.
LIke 7 hours a day watching it.
I actually skipped some episodes tb h
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>Age
25+
>Height
5'9+ but I'm short so it doesn't matter much
>Weight
At least average but builtfat is perfect, probably with a little extra. Big, cuddly, can pick me up and make me feel safe
>Race or nationality
White... sorry
>Personality
Kind, loving, intelligent, introverted, quiet, preferably a homebody like me, a little shy/awkward, honest, gentle, has a soft spot for children and animals, clingy, mostly dominant
>Interests
Watching shows/movies together, cuddling, eating my cooking and spending time together. Anything else is fine but no drugs

I'm also not looking to exchange contact info. I pretty much found him already anyway
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>>38185403
>Age
older than i am, at least
>Height
6ft i guess? i don't know i don't care really..
>Race
Don't care again really
>Personality
will call me littol girl and do cute things together
>Interests
vidya, anime, headpatting, cuddles, collecting plushies
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>mfw even robot women won't date someone my height
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>>38198424
why the fuck would you post here you stupid roastie, god damn
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>>38198485
How old are you anon? Are you smol?
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>>38198485
Can you tell me something about yourself? It's kinda hard to get an idea of what you're like or what kind of person you want from your post.
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>>38196971
ah well, easy come easy go ;_;
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>>38198585
i'm 20. i used to be sorta underweight so i'm smol-ish but still sorta tall for a girl.

>>38198642
i'm pretty autistic, i have heavy avoidance tendencies so i isolate myself from a lot of things and stay inside. the reason for that is i have quite a few health issues. i just want someone who i can cuddle and lay in his lap and we can read bedtime stories and cuddle plushies.

i'm pretty boring, really.
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>>38198695
Where do you live? What vidya do you play?
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>>38198575
It's fun to think about! These things don't really go anywhere anyway, and they're pretty silly. Just because you can check off all the items on someone's list doesn't mean you're going to have a connection with them
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No matter what you say or what you do
When I'm alone, I'd rather be with you
Fuck these other niggas, I'll be right by your side
Till 3005, hold up

Hold up, wait a minute, all good just a week ago
Crew at my house and we party every weekend so
On the radio, that's my favorite song
Made me bounce around, like I don't know, like I won't be here long
Now the thrill is gone
Got no patience, cause I'm not a doctor
Girl why is you lying, girl why you Mufasa
Yeah, mi casa su casa, got a stripper like Gaza
Got so high off volcanoes, now the flow is so lava
Yeah, we spit that saliva, iPhone got message from Viber
Either the head is so hydra, or we let bygones be bygones
"My God, you pay for your friends?" I'll take that as a compliment
Got a house full of homies, why I feel so the opposite?
Incompetent ain't the half of it
Saturdays we Young Lavish-ing
Saddest shit, is I'm bad as it
These they took from the cabinet (woah)
Sorry, I'm just scared of the future
Till 3005, I got your back, we can do this, hold up

No matter what you say or what you do
When I'm alone, I'd rather be with you
Fuck these other niggas, I'll be right by your side
Till 3005, hold up

No matter what you say or what you do
When I'm alone, I'd rather be with you
Fuck these other niggas, I'll be right by your side
Till 3005, hold up

Saged, faggots
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>>38198695
You remind me of myself kinda. Want to play games together? I've been playing ff14 a lot recently if you're into that sort of thing.
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>>38198717
omg yes please! I actually just got ffxiv this month and i'm really enjoying it.

>>38198703
Currently i'm playing PUBG sometimes just because it looked a bit interesting and I had a buncha steam money. I also like ffxiv, dota sometimes, and overwatch. Though in general i don't play video games a lot because im constantly devoid of energy and end up sleeping. ;_; I live in NA.
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>>38185403
>tfw no older abdl gf
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>>38198786
Alright cool. I'm on Balmung (which is in the aether server group). You can add me on discord or skype (finch#8050 and finch181 respectively) and we can play together.
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>>38198786
>dota
>ow
noice
>NA
Not so noice ;-;
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>>38198485
are you a girl (male) or girl (female)

you seem to cute.
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>>38198485
Post that steam/discord then, I would guess you're gonna get swarmed though
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>>38185403
I'll bite
even though i have a not so serious bf i met on here

>Age
18-24 prefrably
>Weight
skelly is fine and as long as you're not irreversably obese its okay too.
>Race
no preference
>Personality
shy is preferred but no extroverted normalfags pls i cant handle that much socializing
>Interests
anime, vidya, cats, history and/or computers. im admittedly terrible at vidya so no bully pls[/spolier]
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>>38198859
sounds comfy, discord?
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>>38185500
this has to be bait but this is the reason why fembots get such a bad rep
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>>38198859
you already have a bf..?
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>>38198695

Post your discord please
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>>38198812
;_;

>>38198845
girl(male) but came out relatively young and have been passable for quite a while.

>>38198850
i'd rather not post it for that reason, that'd make me anxious. is the best thing here to do a throwaway email?
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>>38198859
>not so serious bf
What.

What vidya do you play and where do you live?
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>femanons post unrealistic or generic descriptions and then proceed to ghost 99% of the anons that desperately try to initiate contact: the thread
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>>38185500

I know this is probably bait, but I hit every one of these, except the weight because I'm a bit skinnier
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>>38198990
Hey can you send me your discord to my mail, or should i just leave mine?
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>>38198956
ya im just bored and waiting for someone to reply in an advice thread i posted a few days ago. sorry if thats a bad thing...

>>38198956
well that's what he said at least. i just do what he says because ive never dated a guy before

lately I've been trying out wrpgs and trying to get better at nu tf2, csgo and league. i live in california

>>38198895
i dont have one.....in fact i hate my voice ;-;
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If any girl here is a med student, I NEED to talk to you
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>>38199048
yeah, i've never dated a girl before.
>>
>age
20-35ish I guess
>height
Taller than me (5'9)
>weight
Not fat
>race
Nordic, ideally
>personality
Not an autist, likes working with his hands, laid back, strong morals
>interests
Securing the existence of our people and a future for white children

fuck phone posting
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>>38199048
>i just do what he says because ive never dated a guy before
Wew I don't see how you could possible be used by him. If he tells you to suck his dick or send nudes will you do it? You probably already did. Who is this guy even.
Weird girl.
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>>38199038
if you post your discord i can add you
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>>38199075

i've only gone out with two girls. one of them treated me like an afterthought and went after some manlet after she had sex with me and the other one is a trans feminazi so im kind of cautious about girls especially ones that don't at least browse some of the more normie boards on here
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>>38186467
Hey look thats me, too bad i finally got out of a abusive relationship with a selfish self interested borderline insane bitch and wouldnt go out for a flying pig.
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>>38199110
Okay
nightshade#9573
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>>38198808
it didn't seem to work..
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>>38199114
Interesting. Well I guess I'm not missing out. I just want a loving relationship with a girl that won't cause drama or leave me due to some stupid shit.
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>>38199107
yes ;-;

i have this urge or instinct that i should listen to men because they just seem more rational than women and i could learn a lot from them about not being so over emotional and just sit back and enjoy life idk if this makes sense and im not sure if i want to tell my therapist or if this is just a result of me browsing this board frequently
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>>38199161
Gee, now I wish I had a gf like you lmao
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>>38199145
oh my mistake you need to capitalize it!
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>>38199151
honestly girls with stem degrees (or are committed to them) are a safe bet.
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>>38199161
Which part? The dicksucking or nudes or both?

How else has your bf been using you? I'm quite interested. How far does he go with a loyal mindless slave? Have you eaten his piss and shit yet? How much has he been fucking you
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>>38185403
This is my perfect man.
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>>38198990
Girl (Male) oh alright nevermind then, good luck out there.
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>>38199201
Eh.. If only I could find one really. Heh!

I'll keep it in mind, man.
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>>38199215
the nudes.

we haven't met irl yet
and no that's gross and unsanitary
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>>38199176
I will take this as a compliment and it feels very good. Thank you anon
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>>38199201
>tfw have a STEM degree and females don't give a damn

y-yeah
>>
>>38199048
Discord isn't just for voice, it's mostly for messaging. You sound like someone chill to talk to but whatever I guess.
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>>38199269
Yeah. I think you set a good example. Too many woman here are so picky as fuck. I just want to be loved and to love someone in turn. Is that too much to ask?
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>>38199251
>and no that's gross and unsanitary
Yeah but what if he just fucking wants you to. You wouldn't refuse him would you?
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>>38199048
Drop email? or should I?
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>>38199301
I assume that he's a reasonable person who doesn't find it practical to mimic stuff in professional porn. Regardless even I have limits.
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>>38185403
>boyfriend
haha as if most of us arent dykes
i want a gf like pic related
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>>38198485
this is why i fucking hate trannies. pls kys
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>>38199343
good taste. Tell you what. You take the lesbians who fit that profile, I'll take the straight girls, and we can take join custody of the bisexuals.
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>>38199295
It's kind of sad the way a lot of women on here have dumbass expectations and usually people who fit those are aware that they're chads or borderline chads and use it to their advantage. In turn, femanons that are probably average or below average are competing with stacies on instagram and snapchat, and the rest of us want to try and feel better about ourselves by pretending we're stacies especially when you see all these reeeeeee i just want a gf threads
>>
>>38199284
well, reading isn't your strong point.
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>>38199385
Great idea. They don't need to fit that profile even, i'll take anything that isnt obese and a sjw.
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>>38199311
you may drop one, i just need to go make another throaway since i forgot about my other one
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>>38199340
So what would you do for him then? What are your limits?
If he asks for a nude how long does it take for you to reply?
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>>38199094
pretty much me
do you live in scandiland?
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>>38199402
Ah shit, I 'm bouncing between different anons. my bad. to be fair, most girls usually don't care what your major is. im thinking its moreso the face, body, and social skills.
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>>38199402
STEM females are only gonna want STEM males genius. Where else would I get one?
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>>38199405
Ayyy, you're alright. I'm the Finch#8050 who posted earlier in the thread. You want to chat/play video games? (I'm not trying to hit on you, you just sound cool)
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>>38199406
Ok, you can email me here, or your discord

[email protected]
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>>38199442
>STEM females are only gonna want STEM males
bullshit
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>>38199463
You dont think she's gonna want someone with equal education? You are blind
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>>38199423
Jesus okay. Well I'd clean on occassion for him (I can't cook and I honestly hate it) and rub his stomach and back if it feels good

I wouldn't do anything that would get me easily pregnant, physically sick, or traumatized
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>>38198485
You seem very qt and I'd like to talk to you and be comfy watchin anime/playin geimu
[email protected] for throwaway email
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>>38199461
c: give me a few minutes
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>>38199538
okay dokay

id like to talk on discord too tho
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>>38199461
okay mine is [email protected]

uhhhhh im kinda braindead right now so let me just figure out how to send stuff on this
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>>38199048
Haha you play league? what's your IGN
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>>38199507
Also why did you say 'not so serious bf'. Can I still steal you.
And I want your nudes too.
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*biggy cheese steps in*
hey im biggie cheese
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>>38199444
What do you play?
oregano
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>>38199574

its tendiesNow

I made it as a joke and I have yet to save up enough ip to change it
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>>38199622
I dunno. I play ff14, as previously mentioned. Sometimes I play HOTS with friends.
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>All these fembots into chubby guys
>Tfw 5 8 240 pounds and strongfat
Well even if it is bait it does make me feel a little better about my chances of getting a girl.
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>>38199607
biggie cheeze is my perfect dream gf
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All these anons are hooking up
I just want a mentally stable clingy fembot gf.
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>>38199662
Jokes on you I want a mentally unstable clingy fembot gf.
Just not too unstable. A bit of unstableness.
>>
>>38198485
How passable are you? You sound pretty chill and I'm pretty open minded about these things as long as you're passable.
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>>38199094
>>38198859
>>38198485


FEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTSFEMBOTS


JOINJOINJOINJOINJOINJOIN


kT3V2q7
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>>38199431

n-no I'm stuck in am*rica, sorry :/
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>>38199675
I'm talking to one, she barely responds.
She is really unstable ree
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>>38199624
Sent ya an add
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>>38199649
>5'8"
>240
>strongfat
That is in no way strongfat, just fucking obese.

t. 200 musclefat that used to be 300lbs

>>38199662
>hooking up
e-relations barely count as hooking up, I want a gf in my state
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>>38198485
fuck it here's a discord instead thunderandlightning #5454
i like the idea of giving tons of headpats and lots of cuddles
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>>38199699
How unstable is she and what does she have? Where is she from?
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>>38199699
Who is she? I mean who in this thread?
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>>38191984
hi, I'm not sure if you'll see this
my discord is mochi#0041
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>>38199601
i said not so serious because that's what he suggested and well, I go with it.

n...nudes.........i cant
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>>38199728
>>38199726
Not in this thread but it's useless talking to her. Never responds at all.
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>>38199714
I work on the farm a lot, I'm wide as fuck, not sure on the exact measurements but I can barely get on a bus without my shoulders getting stuck. I'm a literal god damn dwarf.
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>>38199775
see the inbox!! luv ya
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>>38199740
>not so serious
What the hell does he want then. Sounds like he doesn't even want you toobehonest.
I mean just send some nudes. I bet you look cute. It's not like he would mind.
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>>38199775
>>38199797
and sorry for not responding faster i was afk!
>>38199740
dont worry! you have a new bf now! you lucky cause im really loving person, i wont fail you
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>>38199800
I mean we still talk. I don't wanna be pushy or just assume I know what he's thinking. I don't know anon
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>>38199838
are you going to post your discord or what qt?
>>
>>38199838
How long have you been talking? Have you made plans to meet up? How often does he ask for nudes?
What do you talk about? Lewd talk?
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>>38199850
>>38199838

i got her kik!!

sorry guys now she belongs to me!

t. kot
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>>38186370
oh hey one that fits me

Only 6'3" tho

>>38186596
this one too, no caveats required except
>cool
plz define. My nephew thinks I'm the coolest guy ever

>>38187802
I am the best person at being excessively passionate about stupid shit nobody cares about, and love to explain it to other people.

I also enjoy talking to people I'm familiar with, to a degree that some find excessive..

BONUS ROUND

I have no debt
I have car
I have job
I have apartment
I have no baggage outside my personality quirks
and as far as
>white
goes, I am the whitest person you will ever meet as long as scots count. If not I am only 75% eternal anglo
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>>38199871
I claimed her! I want to play vidya with her
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>>38185403
>tfw no qt diapered gf to cuddle and to hold and to tell her it's okay to be little
Feels bad man
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>>38199891
nah! keep trying. ill be better than everyone
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>>38196486
please femanons that are lurking and looking for a relationship.
ccowaw#7195
>>38193081
a grill like this
>>
>tfw i will never have a qt bf or even friend to talk about history, anthropology, linguistics, ethnomusicology, and different fields of science with
>tfw i will never have someone to start a music project with and jam some string instruments or talk about music and its theory, history etc in general
>tfw if i find one they won't be into any of my other interests and probably won't be good with computers, sound, programming, gamedev and webdev, vidya movies, acting, reading and other stuff
>tfw just doomed to collect different people for different things forever
It feels like everyone is so shallow and only has 1 or 2 interests they take seriously and it's just no fun. Sometimes I have to ask myself if I actually like as much as I do because I feel so different and like everyone else is boring. I'm glad I don't really have a high need to socialise and can just focus on what interests me and be fine.
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>>38196044
nmenme#5144
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>>38199969
I have diverse interests
Im a hard working busy man
I have a car
I have no debt
Im good looking
post contact and lets share interests.

No im not a perfect match but who the fuck wants "that" anyways
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>>38199969
I have diverse memes
Im a hard working busy meme
I have a meme
I have no debt
Im good looking meme
post contact and lets share interests. meme

No im not a perfect match but who the fuck wants "that" anyways

im thisrty meme
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>>38185403
>TFW NO RESPONSES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38199969
No im not a perfect match but who the fuck wants "that" anyways
I have diverse interests
Im a hard working busy man
I have a car
I have no debpost contact and lets share interests.
t
Im good looking
post contact and lets share interests.
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>>38200068
which one is yours?, lets see how ludicrous it is
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>>38199969
do you listen to noise
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>>38200068
Ok ill talk to you, if yop're a female(female), only ofc

Email me your discord or whatever

[email protected]
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>>38200068

are you a girl? Which one is yours?
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>>38199969
The struggle is real. Nothing entertains me for more than a few weeks at a time.

I've been trying to figure out for a while what makes me think so differently from other people. It's like anxiety over having nothing new in my life.

I am:
>good with computer
>meh with gamedev
>meh with webdev
>bretty good at vidya (I was top 5k in osumania at one point)
>pretty damn good at piano, but lazy (12 years lessons,
>learning violin because boredom. not good
>like talking about lots of different subjects
>especially science, chemistry in particular

>>38200031
this guy has me on good looking tho.
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>>38199969
>vidya movies
??
What.
You're asking for superChad man. Into music and history AND a geek? AND into science?
Christ I thought my standards were high when I just want a girl into the same games as me and who is a virgin.
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>>38200118
Honestly you'd probably be more interesting to her. Its up to whatever they decide.
>>
>Age
20-23
>Height
6'0
>Weight
~125 skellington
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Shy and quiet but easy to talk to, okay with me being overweight and short.
>Interests
Anime, internet stuff, world stuff, something creative like writing or drawing.
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>>38199969
I share several of these interests and have the opposite problem of only having 1 or 2 serious interests. I have too many to ever feel like I have an in depth understanding of anything. I can probably hold a conversation and step up in areas where I'm lacking though.

I program (including web dev, but no game dev), read quite a bit, am into history, anthropology, and linguistics, though not with much depth. have some interest in music but don't know much about history of music or music theory.

I have discord and email (kbell#5277 and [email protected]) if you're interested
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>>38200091
no, you're going to bully me

>>38200110
nobody noticed the first time, so what's the point ;_;
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>>38200059
>>38200118
T HIRSTY


hahahahaha


Hey femanon marry me ill give you a house bcause i am bretty good at vidya (I was top 5k in osumania at one point) hahaha!
>>38200031

Hi salary man, post it faggot just do it u thirsty son of the bitch, add "im desperate" to your "thing".

>>38200161
lol dude post your credit card number too
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>>38200187
come on, I just want to see if it's reasonable.
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>>38200187
Please email me!! the point is that I just want to talk to you even thoug i havent seen your post, its better tho, we can talk and meet eachother! (:
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>tfw no serious replies

>>38199696

what a waste of 30 seconds of my life
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>>38200140
>tfw 127 pounds
>5'11

I WAS SO CLOSE
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>>38200187

there is a lot of posts, some get lost.

Just say which one you are
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>>38200202
>desperate
I could have sworn this was implied by looking for fems on /r9k/
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>>38200187

Fuck yeah I'm going to bully you, let's go
>>
>>38185403

Do I unironically post my stats and hope a femanon takes interest?

>Age

18, 19 In september

>Height

6'2''

>Weight

166 Lbs

>Race or nationality

Polish, live in Canada

>Personality

Shy, quiet, "mysterious", calm and collective, rather content with whatever the situation is, adaptable, blame myself for all my failures

>Interests

My parents didn't let me have interests growing up :(
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>>38200284
>Polish, live in Canada
When did you leave kurwa?
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>>38200295
>
oh i thought it meant post what you are and where you live, i am born and raise canadian
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>>38200140
Am 24
Am 6'1
Am skellington of 127lb
Am whiteboi of norsk ancestry
Am shy, quiet, and ok with bellywaifus
Am weeb, neet, and write new scenarios for my DnD group every month

How can I reach you?
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>>38186641
Ayyy that's me, but I'm a swede
>>
Any femanons in the NYC area that want to be taken out by a 25 year old, decent looking, decently in shape anon that has a heart of gold, my own apartment, and a steady job?
>>
>>38200031
I'm not really impressed if someone has no debt or is hard working and busy or whatever, since I am too and so things like that seem like the bare minimum.

What are your interests?
>No im not a perfect match but who the fuck wants "that" anyways
I do. If things aren't perfect what is the point? Why settle for less? I am happy being alone and not desperate enough to do that. I would rather be alone the rest of my life than be in bad company. Being alone is nice. Maybe I'm just romantic and take the idea of relationships, friendships and so on too seriously. Or maybe I don't want them desperately enough to ask for people I am just content with.
>>38200106
I've listened to some but for the most part I don't think it's interesting. A lot of noise and for that matter, (dark) ambient music that gets praised is really easy to make and not musically complicated (and don't say "then try making some" since I have). I like the name of one NON album, "Easy Listening for the Hard of Hearing", I think something has to be wrong with people who like it too much and it's mostly fashionable pretentious nonsense. Some post-industrial music, shoegaze etc combining real music with noise is nice.

I'm a classically trained (trad) folk musician and I really like ethnomusicology, but I like a lot of other music too.
>>38200118
I play violin, I wish I learned piano first. It would make theory and learning other instruments so easy. How long have you been playing violin? The bow is what makes it really hard at first, but after about a year or so of lazy practice I found it very natural and started to get a hundred times easier. Could slow down on scales and technique and the like just a bit, learn some real songs that I want to alongside all that. It was hard to get motivation at first for it, it's a steep learning curve that plateaus.
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>>38200383
because "different" doesnt mean "less" and thinking so is rather immature. Think what ya want then
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>>38200383
thanks for the novel lol!

just go out and look for a normal bf, you don't want to date these desperate ugly stupid thirsty maybe fat someof them neet "robots"
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>>38200315
??? That means you're canadian.
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>>38200161
Why don't you feel like you have an indepth understanding of everything? I jump around interests a lot and have a short attention span, but I always go right into things and learn a lot about them. I've never felt like I lack an indepth understanding of subjects, since even though I might be too spread out to be an "expert" on something and think I know very little, most people will not know anything at all about most subjects and will think of you as an expert if you know anything at all about them. You don't have to be a master of something to know it well, you just have to learn because you want to and keep doing that. For example I am not a master at any languages, but many people don't even know more than one or two, so I seem like a polyglot to some and still consider myself as liking languages in depth.
>>
>>38200382
Where in NYC is your apartment located? Just say a neighborhood.
>>
>>38200383
>how long
~1 year, but not rigorously practicing. I have the general idea of the bow down, I mostly just need to keep playing so I get a better feel for it.

It doesn't help that I only spent $30 on the violin I have.
>>
>>38200439
tke that back right now or else
>>
>>38185403
I wish I was a girl so i could get a lot of (you)s and people that wanted to talk to me and cuddle me
Being a boy is so hard
>>
>>38200423
Never said different means less, I said I want a perfect match, how do you take from that "I want someone identical to me"? But of course I want some interests in common for sure. If you're around someone 24/7 you want to have things to do or talk about together.
>>38200427
I've written barely anything. Maybe you should be taking adderall if your attention span is so short you think that's long. Have you ever read a novel before? I'm not sure you could make it past the first page. People on the internet always call things tl;dr that don't take more than 20 seconds to read. I guess social media and internet brain candy is poisoning people's minds.
>>38200449
Meant to say indepth understanding of anything, not everything.
>>38200485
Just keep playing and don't give up! I felt like giving up with it around that point too, but I'm very glad I didn't. Don't be too rigorous practising if you aren't capable or motivated enough, it's better to practice a bit and be happy and constantly making progress, than practice constantly for a week or two and get burnt out, or then angry or disappointed with yourself for not playing enough.

>It doesn't help that I only spent $30 on the violin I have.
Heh, my first violin was $50 or something. I got it at a pawn shop on a whim and then went and got lessons, the first thing I remember my teacher telling me is "get a new one" and it wasn't even the right size.
>>
>tfw no fembots in the UK or Europe at all
>>
>>38200456
>NYC
Middle Brooklyn

Although in August I'm moving into a building my grandmother own in Williamsburg so i can try to start understanding what it is to own property and become familiar with the building I might own one day.

Are you saying that you want to go for pancakes in the village with me?
>>
>>38200539
>implying there are any girls (female) in this thread

>>38200580
yeah, kind of in a lull now because I didn't bring it with me on a 6-month business trip
>>
>>38200580
I didnt even read that either lol

hahahaha i just saw the fucking (you) and stopped reading there lmfao

go out and get a normal bf you moron
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>>38200497
You're a fucking leaf. Deal with it.
>>
>>38200068
no responses fembots please if you're there email me >>38200110
ill talk to you the entire day, 24/7/ 365/ for 1000 years or until I die
>>
>>38200618
iktf, it's hard to keep up practice when you travel a lot. Not much you can do unless you can bring it with you, other than get back to it when you're home.
>>38200629
Oh. I'm so hurt by your wit, you got me. Really do think about the adderall, though.
>>
>tfw no fembot to take the breakfast to her bed
>tfw no fembot to sing my songs even when I know I have a shitty voice
>tfw no fembot to play love songs or her fav songs with my guitar
>tfw no fembot to play yiruma's songs or her favs with my piano
>tfw no fembot to cook her favourite food or whatever she wants
>tfw no fembot to hug her and make her feel like a princess
>tfw no fembot to teach her my native language
>tfw no fembot to play videogames even when i am not a good player and I have no videogames
>tfw no fembot to stay at home and watch anime or some serie/film and we both covered with a blanket
>tfw no fembot to be his best friend since I have no friends
>tfw no fembot to dedicate all my time without being sticky
>tfw no fembot to teach her what I know about the life even when Im still young
>tfw no fembot to escape somedays to a lonely and nature place and being together and peacefully with nothing to worry
>tfw no fembot to hug her and turn her happy in her bad moments and whe she's crying
>tfw no fembot to lurk 4chan/internet and laught at the memes and normies
>tfw no fembot to love without seeing her physical appearance
>tfw fembot to tell her jokes and vice versa and get so much fun
>tfw no fembot to make tickle in her gut
>tfw no gf to take walks in the park or anywhere, and protecting her and telling her verything's fine if she dislike to go outside
>tfw no fembot to take care if she has depression or some problems like that since Im totally alright with no mental issues
>tfw no fembot to say her that she's the most beautiful women in the world when she feels ugly
>tfw no fembot to put love above sex, knowing both are important in a relationship

And most important thing, TFW no fembot to see her everyday with a smile in her face knowing that she's being happy because of me and what I am doing with her.

A-any feeeembot here is interested...??

Let me know!
>>
>>38200690
yeah, I normally don't travel much but the pay differential was too good to pass up (effectively $10/hr extra tax free)

discord invite here if you want
AkQ2Z

I'm going to bed now, work in the morning
>>
>>38199697
oh of course
nobody lives in this mountainous wasteland
>>
Anyone else here a few years from going on soc to meet anyone? It's a numbers game and we're not gonna win it when every decent girl gets taken in seconds.
>>
>>38200755
Goodnight, sweet dreams and sleep well, anon. Make sure to keep up learning violin, it's a great instrument.
>>
>>38200714
don't become this https://reddit.com/r/niceguys
>>
>>38192300
dumb nigger desu kys
>>
>>38200793
I don't think there's really much of anything /r/niceguys there since he sounds like he's genuinely nice and wants someone to care for. Besides if you're genuinely nice there's no point trying to be anything else, you can't be someone you're not, which nice guys prove since the difference is that they are not actually nice and are disappointed that they can't put in nice-quarters into girls and have sex pop out like a vending machine.
>>
>>38200877
Yeah I mean honestly I feel the same. I could really care less about sex at this point. I literally want a gf to make me feel nice inside and comfy
>>
>>38200905
Those are the best things to want. I hope you find her, anon. Don't let anyone take away your kindness, it's easy to become bitter or lose it when the world is so rotten.
>>
>>38200959
Absolutely I agree. There was a story I told of a girl I met off here. Nearly got a gf out of it but due to her past and present situation she rejected me. It still filled me with happiness when we finally got to meet, and it proves that sort of thing can make such an impact.

You better not give up either, we'll find her anon.
>>
>>38201013
That's sweet even if things didn't work out. Sometimes things might never work due to the past or the circumstances now, but at least some moments can still be nice and matter.
>You better not give up either, we'll find her anon.
Thanks, you're so kind. I'm a grill but hopefully I find someone some day.
>>
>>38200613
>pancakes in the village
You said the magic phrase. What's your ci?
>>
>>38201066
I am >>38200714


Can I be that someone?
>>
>>38200449
oh I just tend to be out of my depth a lot. I don't find it discouraging or a hit to my confidence or anything. if anything I think you can't have such a wide variety of interests like this without being able to keep your bearings despite being in over your head.

so, yeah, compared to someone who hasn't pursued an interest of mine, my knowledge is deep enough. compared to where I'd like it to be? not so much, but it doesn't make me feel bad or anything. I just keep at it, unless I get distracted by something else
>>
>>38201066
Eh you'll find someone, especially if you've got some desirable traits. Definitely glad I went and met her it was a wonderful time. Have you had someone previously
>>
>>38201130
I'm >>38199969. I'm a lot to handle and not as nice as you deserve. I don't think things would work (and I don't actually expect anything out of this thread; just venting and chatting a bit for fun), but I still wish you well.
>>38201153
I get what you mean. I never ever feel like I know enough or am where I want to be but I just keep at it. It's hard to never be satisfied, but at least you can use it to drive yourself if you're careful not to be too hard on yourself.
>>38201163
I've had people interested in me, but I'm usually not interested in others and I have problems with closeness on top of it all.
>Have you had someone previously
No.
>>
>>38201257
Well hey, this threads about to die. You wanna shoot the shit and be friends? I like some of your interests.

Drop throwaway or discord or something
>>
>>38201257
Drop your contact maybe if we talk enough..
>>
>>38196044
>>38199982
hey if you were the girl replying to my post originially my discord is trigger me daddy3533
>>
>>38201313
Eh, I'm tempted, but I kind of prefer being alone and am normally very quiet. I like talking in random /r9k/ threads since it's low effort and I don't have to maintain anything. I'll probably be busy the rest of the night and tomorrow anyway.

Maybe if I catch you in one of these threads again. I have to go now, take care.
>>38201346
I wouldn't want to disappoint you more.
>>
>>38201257
yeah I don't think I'm too hard on myself at all, didn't mean to come off like I have self-esteem issues or something.

>>38201438
I struggle with being really social too, so if you're worried I'll be demanding of your time, don't be. email is especially low pressure, too. here's the quick link to my first post in case you change your mind: >>38200161
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