Daily reminder; if your pants are darker than your shirt girls look the other way.
>>38249589
is this an example of that?
oh shit, another arbitrary rule
glad I stopped giving a fuck in 2010
Jokes on you, my shirt is black and pants are dark grey.
Daily reminder: If you shirt is not the proper length, girls look the other way
>>38249708
>wearing shirts
>being ashamed of your body
way to look beta
>>38249589
>>38249708
>pulling fashion tips out of your ass to trick robots into pointless shit
nice try normo
>>38249726
>he doesn't think the normo conspiracy to try and get robots to kill themselves wouldn't stoop this low after everything else they've pulled
daily reminder; anyone who would ignore you because of the way you dress is someone you shouldn't want in your life in the first place
>>38249773
Thanks, mom. I will live by this rule.
>>38249919
do you really want the approval of someone that shallow?
>>38249589
Thats something a schizophrenic person would say.
t. someone with schizophrenic relatives
>>38249957
do I want to be capable of getting tinder matches when I want them? yes, yes i do.
>>38249983
if you think about it
your interactions with the board, while technically being many-sided, many times feel only two-sided: the interaction between you and the board itself.
given that tha board is made up of many personalities, the general personality of all the baords is at least somewhat schizophrenic, subject to illogical decisions and changes made on a dime.
/r9k/ is probably the worst of these boards, fueling delusion and filled with hostile posts hoping to make you feel horrible about yourself, the end goal trying to make you paranoid and afraid
>tfw black chinos and white oxford shirt EVERY DAY
I own 3 pairs of chinos and 3 shirts, so I don't need to worry about them getting dirty.
I just like the uniformity.
>>38250297
i can see your nipples through your collared shirt
>>38250049
Holy shit this is probably the saddest thing I have read
My work shirt is bright yellow, I don't want to walk around with pants any brighter than that
wait wtf, jeans and a white tee are literally chad clothes
Who else has to always wear 2 layers on top because nipples are too sensitive and will otherwise poke through causing embarrassment?
>>38250985
Me. I have to wear a sweatshirt or a jacket to cover them. Debating buying fucking pasties.
>>38250985
i stopped caring about them actually. had really puffy nipples since i was 12 and drinking spearmint tea all the time. now after losing weight they are still there but idgaf since my body looks pretty nice otherwise so they dont stand out so much
>>38249589
Daily reminder, if you give a fuck about what people thinks, you are a faggot like OP
>>38249708
This fucking picture is so wrong. If your shirt is covering your bulge it's too short. No exceptions. This is why we tuck long shirts in. Only recently has dumb shit coming to your thighs been "in"
>>38251577
>hee doesnt tuck his penis so the bulge doesnt show
top fag
>>38251642
.....For what reason would you do this? Don't you want girls miring?
>>38251727
no
i want men miringmy buttinstead
>>38252134
Although fags should be killed I have both a nice fat ass and a decent bulge so I don't know your feels
>>38252191
>nice
>fat
lol, so unappealing..
>>38249726
Says the guy who fell for the trap meme
>>38252207
>he thinks flat asses are good
Even on women you're wrong
>>38252404
>not fat means flat
getout pleb
>>38252469
>he's being autistic about word use
There is flat, fat, big, huge, and thick.
>>38252505
now who is being autistic senpai
>>38252535
>Using different words to describe different sizes is autistic
Okay buddy ;)
>>38249589
>2009
>unironicely wearing pants
>being this beta
I shiggy diggy
>>38249589
>subtle manlet shitposting
>>38249589
Are you fucking stupid. If your pants are LIGHTER than your shirt, girls look the other. Not darker.
>>38249589
*if you wear skinny pants you're a faggot
>>38249708
Shirts tucked into cowboy denims are the way to go. Wear a texan hat and you'll look even less autistic.
It's 2017, does anyone really care anymore?
These are men's jeans in 2017.
http://www.asos.com/cheap-monday/cheap-monday-mid-spray-jeans-in-dim-blue/prd/7612397