Well r9k. Its me. Deportation anon. I called my grandparents

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why didn'y you greet your drandmother, cunt?

We're not interested in your $0 chink watches

>economy

I thought you said you had 50k neet bux saved up?

Might as well spend money for a decent seat, no?

>>38250169
Thats not how saving money works

>>38250124
>Chink.
>Australian.

Pottery.

wait i don't understand why you are being deported? Did I mess an earlier thread?

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>>38250587
I made a thread in 2016. Since then my dad has been bagging me about it until he took the intiative to do it himself.

>>38250124

Dont forget to call your brother from Guangzhou

>>38250124
See you in
g u a n g z h o u

Play their game. Fit in perfectly. Become what they want. Come back home and be neet again.

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Don't do it Nisem. China is a totalitarian shit, polluted shit hole with very few worker proection rights and a poisoned environment. You will miss Australia very quickly. Mark my words. You will regret leaving.

Watch these documentaries to get a feel for what you're in for

>The largest factory in the world and Chinese labor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlzlPjseao

>China's pollution dilemma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYzedoKTx3Q

You were lucky to be born in Australia, literally the worlds most livable country and now you want to go to one of the worlds most oppressive, dog-eat-dog country in the world? I feel for you.

>>38250124
>>38250664

You guys could meet each other once you're in G U A N G Z H O U

Can you even speak Chinese?

>I dont think i will make it
You will, you just will wish you wouldn't for a few months I bet.
Stick with it, do not overthink matters and do as they tell you. You play it right, you might just come out of there with a thicker skin and some beauty from the homeland on your cock.

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>>38250717
This, Try your best to stay in australia but if you have to go, then you must prepare your neet revenge

PING PONG BONG, SHOOO-HUANG HO! CHING PONG, SHO-BONG! BING BONG! U NOT RESPECT FAMIRY? I DEPORT U BACK TO GUANGZHAO-SHAO BING XIAO! GRANDFATHER VERY DISSAPOINTED! LONG LIVE EMPEROR!

>>38250750
I am that guy. Dont we all look the same to you? As in im the guy who made the post in that pic

>>38250124

CHING CHONG CHANG CHONG CHONG *breaths in* CHANG CHANG CHING CHONG PONG PONG CHING CHING CHONG CHANG CHONG

>>38250756
Not really. Cantonese. Even then its quite bad

>>38250748
We can talk on discord. Ping me

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>>38250124
You still have a chance to escape this if you transition.

>>38251026
There it is the civilization destroying post.

>>38250124

Guangzhou looks pretty comfy, honestly

>>38250124
Move to hong kong bentai

>>38250124
You'll get used to their strange Chinese ways soon enough. Or you'll have a breakdown and murder them in their sleep. Whichever.

>>38251000
>Not really. Cantonese. Even then its quite bad

You're fucked. How the hell are you going to understand native speakers when they're yelling at you for making a mistake? Can you even read and write in Chinese?

Holy shit man, this is going to be a disaster lmao. Not to mention China has censored internet, so you can't even keep us updated.

>>38251622
Im not going to browse 4chan in china. Im going to buy hsk1-4 and learn it while im there. And maybe a kindle english to chinese dictionary

>>38250124
You bastard, your thread got reposted to hell and back either by you or other robots for the longest time. Didn't you post a shitty nude of your chinese willy at some point?

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>>38251761
I think so

Originelly

>>38250124
diu lei lo mo pok gai
sorry to hear that

That sounds like it would be fun. You might actually have a great time there man, I wish my parents would send me back to europe