>"Oh hey, anon. Can I live in your fridge?" What do?

Only if I get to eat da pussy

who the fuck lives in the fridge

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>>38261780
Originally, some girls do.

>>38261739
Get out you're taking my food's place!

>>38261739
fucking ZOMBIE GF
I HATE YOU
I DISMEMBERED YOU
WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? STOP PESTERING ME! YOU ROTTEN INFERTILE PIECE OF SHIT!

you're gonna get cold in there

>>38261739
Where did you put my milk

>>38261739
Eat her out, she's asking for it.

>>38262056
Asking the real questions here originally

>>38261739
Let her. Buy a padlock to put on the fridge. Lock it while shes inside. Wait for her to run out if O2. Fuck her dead body.

>>38261739
Put wine cork in pussy.

>>38261739
>No my food lives in there

>>38261739
>mam please leave sorry thank you

>No, but you can die in it
*meat tenderizer to skull*
>Ouch, looks like you should put some ice on that ; ^ )
*Stuffs into freezer*

>>38261739
WHERE IS MY FOOD YOU FUCKING WHORE