>a normie tells you your breath stinks
>>39573882
Stop eating Cheetos all the time and floss once in awhile christ
>chewing gum
>"dude I can smell your breath from here"
Had no idea how to respond
>>39573882
brush your goddamn teeth, have a mint every morning. floss too when you can, for me it really hurts since shit tier enamel but that's not a goddamn excuse
>>39573921
Gum isn't a replacement for brushing.
>>39573954
I brush man but I also chew gum
Use a tongue scraper fellow /halitostlets/.
>dentist tells me to brush 3 times a day
>"are you serious"
>"yes I am serious"
What a dumb bitch I'll be fine
if you have really bad breath try checking for tonsil stones.
>>39573882
Just because you are a robot doesn't mean you get to lack in hygiene you dirty fuck
>>39573882
the only time i ever had to tell someone they reeked was back in high school one of the druggie kids showed up to sell me weed sweating like shit and looking around and twitching like a motherfucker. he was on day 4 of a meth binge apparently. He dropped out believe it or not. godspeed billy, godspeed
>>39573882
your breath stinks lmao
>Chad surprised you don't have gf
>>39574088
this. i have this shit everyday its not fucking fair.
>>39573882
>Be me
>In uni
>Class autist stumbles into the room
>300 pound fat fuck with poor hygene
>He trips over nothing and face plants into room
>Cum stains on the back of his wrinkly shirt
>Audible laugher
>"Y-you too"
>Tears already streaming down his face
>Mummering "normies...normies" under his breath
>He trips past me
>His breath stinks and I debate whether I should tell him or not
>Decide it's the right thing to do
>Whisper in his ear
>"Hey Bruh, your breath kinda stinks man"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>He pulls an entire battle station from his backpack at light speed
>Miku headphones and kermono friend's stickers on his monitor
>Open 4chan
>See this thread
>Mfw