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>Be me
>Beta who never has physical contact with women without payment
>Four or five times a year will visit strip club, massage parlor, or brothel to experience the touch of a woman
>Last night go to strip club
>get several lap dances, just a cock tease with literally no emotion.
>Boring, stupid, and a waste of money.
>Getting ready to leave and a qt brunette stripper comes up to me saying she has been looking for me (probably lie)
>Get final lap dance from her
>Totally different
>Supper passionate, slow, subtle. No bouncing around like an idiot
>Then she does something that I was not expecting
>gives me a tiny little peck on the lips
>Afterwards we hugged and parted ways
>I went home and cried
>For a split second I felt like someone actually cared about me
>It was the nicest gift she could have given me
>Thank you anon stripper
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>>38722583
What a sweet girl. That was really cool of her.
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>>38722583
that guy with a voice should read this
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>>38722815
Are you referring to papa brendaniel?
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He damn darnit is
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did you pay for this unexpected extra? tip her? cos you know, whatever you thought it was, it was probs for some extra cash
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>>38722815
morgan freeman?
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>>38722980
No. Actually she charged much less than the other stripper.
Typically the strippers charge $100 for three songs
She charged $100 for four songs
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>>38722982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CjjRui9Bkb
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>>38722583
>crying over a whore
pathetic desu. she only did that to assure you come back kys loser
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>>38723082
Holy shit that was great
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>>38723082
my voice is good for radio and podcast i wish i could be like this guy and narrate stuff
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