So, I met a cute friend online and we've been talking everyday

So you like this person enough to consider meeting him but not enough to buy a microphone? hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>38722823
Well we have talked through voice chat before ! we even did some lewd stuff like fapping to eachother ... but then a few months after my mic wasnt working anymore and threw it out : (

not so friendly reminder that you fags have your own board

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>>38722759
as someone who has met awkward online people plenty i have some advice. getting drunk/high is a good icebreaker. watching stuff together and shooting the shit is super comfy. if you meet at one of your houses show them around your town and go to cool places. if it is a similar interest go to thrift stores/gun stores/etc. together. since you two seem gay as FUCK you are prob gonna lewd each other. use lube and remember god is frowning at you.

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OP here. I'm not a guy ahaha.

>>38722905
Seems like good advice thank you, I moved recently and havent been out at all. Should I explore a bit ? I'm sort of nervous when theres people outside.

>>38722992
dickgirls are still gay anon
are you comfy enough to drive around at least

>>38722888
Trips of truth, fuck off to >>/lgbt. You're not a robot if you have a chance at losing your virginity.

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>>38723017
aa I dont have a dick aaaaa
I dont have a car .. but the friend says he'll rent a car for us to drive places.

>>38723040
So what if I somehow fuck up and miss the chance ?

>>38723162
not a robit here, you dont wan to be one, this is your chance to go have an awesome time or get killed in a ditch trying.

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>>38723254
I'm trying, but I have really shitty anxiety and borderline personality disorder. Meeting up with the friend is my only way out, god somebody help me.

>>38723162
Stop roleplaying, faggot. You really think any of us will believe some cute little girl comes here to browse and tell us about her cute little hobbies?

Fucking kill yourself. Posting anime avatars and going "uwu :333 ;_; hehe" doesn't make you a girl. It makes you a failed sissyboy who's so pathetically deprived of basic decency and social touch that he's resorted to online """friends""" and holding imageboards bondage to his retarded ERP antics.

You do have a dick. You have a hairy fucking nasty ass ballsack and hammy shoulders and an unwashed NEET ass and you are about as far as a human being can get from being a "cute girl". Stop lying to yourself and stop harassing the board and trying to lie to us. It doesn't work, we see right through you ''trap'' faggots, as will anyone you meet for the rest of your life. You will never be a woman and you will never be attractive to normal humans. You have failed in the eyes of everyone ever to know you and you will probably fuck up your gay little date and fail in his eyes too.

I laugh because you ate the memes and thought putting on striped kneesocks would make you just like the protagonist of the last disgusting porn you read. You're probably a serial depressive and no one cares or will care when you subconsciously cry for help on twitter by announcing you're going to swallow xanax. So go do it, swallow some xanax, fuck some internet randos and just congratulate yourself on ending your fucked up bloodline where it is.

>>38723333
quads say you have to do it. just focus on getting there and meeting up, once you start it will be fine or you will be killed. Either way you wont care

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>>38723358
You think i'm gonna READ that hahaha.

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>>38723382
I'll do my very best. Thanks anon!

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>>38723358
fucking this, OP
>>/soc/
>>/lgbt/

>>38723385
You could read it, but you won't because your precious little fag brain can't handle criticism.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha xddddddd

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>>38723453
Wish I could prove I really am not a guy, but i dont own a phone and the camera on my computer is taped up and ruined. But I really just posted because I want advice. This is my first time meeting someone.

>>38722851
Buy a neewer lapel mic, cheap as fuck and not that bad

>>38723506
kek
i like this meme
fuck this captcha and unoriginal post shit

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>>38724469
Woah, it is cheap. Thanks, I'll see if I can buy it nearby where I live.