My experience with sugarless mints

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My experience with sugarless mints 2017-07-30 04:15:20 Post No. 38722687
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My experience with sugarless mints Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:15:20 Post No. 38722687 [Report]

Hello fellow robots, today, I'll tell you the story of lifesavers sugarless mints, pic related.
>Be me a couple days ago
>My nan is addicted to hard candy, literally goes through huge bags of them every week
>inb4 I wonder if she can suck on other things too
>She hasn't been eating the sugarless mints my mom got her, so I decided to have a taste
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>I ask her if I can have some more and grab a few handfuls
>Literally replaced my tendie diet with these mints
>Fast forward to today, playing some comfy vidya
>Suddenly feel something that's not right
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>The moans of what sounds like 1000 enraged feminists erupt from my anus
>Gotta dash
>As soon as I sit on the toilet, the force of the Jewish god is pushed my insides into the bowl
>Still sitting on the toilet now and my entire right side is throbbing
Send help

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:16:13 Post No.38722701
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:16:13 Post No.38722701 [Report]

>>38722687
>My nan is addicted to hard candy

Fucking degenerate

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:17:22 Post No.38722710
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:17:22 Post No.38722710 [Report]

ahahahah
the sugar substitute in candy like that is a pretty strong laxative in most people
look up sugarless gummy bear reviews on amazon

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:17:32 Post No.38722712
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:17:32 Post No.38722712 [Report]

>>38722687
I feel like you wrote this with the intention of subtly trolling people by coming off as a gigantic newfag.

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:20:13 Post No.38722753
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:20:13 Post No.38722753 [Report]

I'm also between spurts of shit at the moment, from trying honeydew melon for the first time.

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:20:33 Post No.38722760
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>>38722687
>The moans of what sounds like 1000 enraged feminists
>the force of the Jewish god
>tendie diet

that is funny :D
Funny xD

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:21:15 Post No.38722769
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:21:15 Post No.38722769 [Report]

>>38722712
This, I can't tell if OP is really so much of a faggot he expects us to buy his sugarless gummy bear review rip-off, or whether he is a master troll.

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:21:53 Post No.38722781
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:21:53 Post No.38722781 [Report]

>>38722687
Sounds like you've read one too many epin emerald text tales buddy.

Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:23:47 Post No.38722818
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 04:23:47 Post No.38722818 [Report]

>>38722769
OP here, this is actually happening right now, but I do have to admit a lot of the wording was inspired by one of the reviews.

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