You think you want a gf but you really don't. If you're

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>>38912485
Only thing I want is to hold you down and shoot my cum up your asshole faggot.

>>38912485
But I want a companion who I can hold and share my feelings with and eventually have kids with.

>>38912510
She will hurt you in the end.

>>38912518
No she won't hurt me because I have AIDS and I will probably die before she leaves me.

>>38912518
>She will hurt you in the end.
Not if I hide the bumpaddle.

>>38912485
I'm not even in love with a girl. I'm in love with an idealized notion of a gf.

>>38912550
Don't talk back to me boy. Who the fuck are you to say what is going to happen anyway, fuckboy?

>>38912518
Why? Maybe I'm naive but I think most women out there are still good and there's one who will love me for who I am.

>>38912485
women have no loyalty anymore
There's nothing worse than a ego-manical, solely self interested woman because she'll ruin your life and hold you responsible for it.

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>>38912485
who is this? It made my pee pee pulsate.

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>>38912569
I never tell people what will happen next. I show them.

>>38912582
>he's such a beta he lets his girlfriend do whatever the fuck she wants
maximum cuck

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>>38912595
What are you going to show me faggoy?
Your dick? So what fag? You think I won't suck it?

>You think you want a gf but you really don't.

i think you are getting at something completely different.
realistically no, most people here wouldn't do well with a gf even with a good headstart, but that's because the woman themselves are shit and unintresting to begin with. not because the concept of having a gf is unappealing

>>38912654
I bet if he showed you his cock you'd not only suck it but swallow his cum too. Pathetic.

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>>38912726
You trying to start something little boy? Be careful or I will steal your semen as well, fag.

>>38912753
>tfw no loser virgin robot to suck your cock and swallow your loads while you talk shit to him and browse /r9k/

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>>38912485
I don't want a 3DPD gf. I want my waifu to be real.

>>38912571
>Why? Maybe I'm naive but I think most women out there are still good and there's one who will love me for who I am.
They are incapable of love. Not in their programming. Women can only admire men, so you must always be someone she admires 24/7. You up to that challenge? Women have too much anxiety and uncertainty about the world to want a man in their life who is anxious and has issues they have to manage in addition to their own.

>>38912485
You're right, I don't want a gf. I do want a family of my own, including a wife, though. And it seems you can't get a wife these days without first getting a gf. Such a dillema, so I do nothing.

>>38913161
>Men only want sex
>Women only want money and status

Holy fuck, humans are so heartless

>>38913161
I don't believe this. My mom loved my dad truly. Even through his struggles. She loved me as well even though I'm a huge fuckup.

>>38913401
This is extremely reductive.

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>>38913423
>This is extremely reductive.
But accurate.

>>38913161
true
it's amazing how a man can understand women that much

>>38913423
she loved you because you're her son
she loved her husband because he had struggles and it's immoral to abandon him when he's at his lowest