https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/ nn9xng/what-its-like-tak

>>38912277
This was disheartening to read. I hope I find a virgin woman to be my gf.

>(((vice)))
archive pls

> uses guys for sex
> gets upset when she finds out they are virgin losers

>>38912277
>A wave of coldness washed over me. I'd been tricked into a role of responsibility.
God I hate women so fucking much.

>>38912446
Didn't read the article. It's pretty funny someone was paid to write that.

It makes sense. Virgin males are low quality males. Even virgin females don't want virgin males.

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>>38912277
XD yeah #killallvirgins

>>38912446
Why does this make you hate women? I'd feel the same if some girl tricked me into taking her virginity. I don't want the clinginess. The awkwardness. The "go slow Anon" shit. The "I don't know how to do that, Anon" shit.

I've only taken two virginities and I have no intention of ever taking a third.

>>38913476
but they only found out afterwards

>>38913557
???

How does that conflict with what I just said? I don't want any of what I described hence I would also be pissed if I was tricked into sleeping with a virgin. Not all girls bleed when getting fucked for the first time.

>>38913476
I hate the "I don't know how to do that" bullshit, I didnt know how to ride a bike until I fell off a few times, she can suck a dick without having to do research

>>38913762
This. Thankfully it doesn't require too much pushing to get them to do shit but hearing "no" is a huge turn off for me. Especially when I know she's going to be saying yes after I push her

Stupid fucking article. I told the first the girl I was talking to that I was a virgin. Ended up losing my virginity a few days after.

>Be Stacy
>See literal 8/10 guy
>Flirt with him
>We end up making out and go back to my place
>We're about to have sex when he tells me he's a virgin
>Guy instantly goes from an 8/10 to 2/10
>Kick him out and tell him to kill himself

Any other fembots know this feel?

>>38912277
If you're having so much sex that you're frequently deflowering 20+ year old virgins, the problem is on your end.

So the sex is sometimes pretty good, they cannot recognize they are a virgin, yet they still feel disgusted?
Women truly are fucking retarded.

>>38914937
t. Virgin

It's a responsibility. Virgins always become super clingy and lovey towards whoever takes it. People don't want that of they're just looking for a lay

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tfw no succubus to take my virginity

>>38915031
Its almost as if its natural to stay with the person you lost your virginity to

>need an education to get more education
>need experience in a job to get a job
>need to have had sex with multiple women by 15 to have sex

honestly what's the point in even trying?

Women just disgust me on all levels.

>>38915919
How so? How do you know its not the result of societal pressures? Why would a male need to stay with one girl? He can sow seeds with many. Simply appealing to what you think is natural isn't an argument per se

>>38915031
Obviously not always true. Of course if you got a retard from this board then they'd cling to every shred of attention you gave them but a normal person just moves on.
>>38915919
Moralfag kill yourself

>>38915970
You can kind of have an in by simply socializing with other men a lot. Eventually one of them will introduce you to a grill who may think you're hot
(Inb4 but they're not virgins)

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>That's the crux of this dynamic: no one knows who is a virgin and who isn't. The person you sit next to at work could be a virgin. The person you made out with on Saturday night could be one.
demonstrably false

>>38916156
>Always chooses the middle chair

Who does that? I sit on the very edge usually next to the wall

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>why I couldn't open myself up to him (ew)

God dammit this is so infuriating to read

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>>38912380
They recently posted this on facebook

>>38916270
>Lesson here: be cautious of the intoxicating power of the pussy.
What the fuck did I just read...

>>38916077
I've fucked two "normal" girls and took their virginity. Both became clingy

>>38916270
>be desperate beta loser
>think anyone wants to open up to you once they realise
Lol

>>38916347
REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT FUCKING NORMIE CHAD!!!

>>38912277
Just dont tell them you're a virgin or sleep with a prostitute, problem fucking solved.

Even chris chan worked this one out

>>38916220
You take the middle chair so you get the whole row to yourself. People either have to sit next to you, or another row altogether, and they almost always choose the latter.

>>38916011
What societal pressures? Guys are encouraged to fuck around because being a pussy slayer with experience is a positive thing. Staying with the person you lost your virginity to is actually going against the programming.

>>38916396
I'm a robot too dude. I'd hang out and have a beer with you while we played video games.

>>38916496
You're agreeing with me anon. Don't worry

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>>38912277

I rally wouldn't enjoy sex as much with a virgin grill tbqh.

I would still do it if she were qt and I felt a connection to her beyond physical. It would be kind of a responsibility, and I would value that responsibility very much in the appropriate context bc I would be emotionally invested in the grill.

But for casual sex? No thanks. I don't want to be responsible if I'm wanting casual sex, and I don't want to be irresponsible with someone's first time either. So I'd just nope out.

>>38912277
Greentext the article you nigger. I'm not giving clicks to Vice.

I'd fuck a virgin guy any day and enjoy every moment of it. The fact he probably can't get me to orgasm make me feel insanely powerful, and I would use that power to make him feel good and enslave his soul for the remaining of his life.

Would you do me if I was a qt /r9k/ ?

>>38916805
>if I was a qt

THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT A QT DAMMIT

>>38916286
>discredit us and other reputable news services
>What's It Like to Fuck A Thai Hooker High On Mescaline
Lmao

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>>38913476
>I've only taken two virginities and I have no intention of ever taking a third.

>>38912277
Now I understand why so many men these days go gay.

>>38912446
>A wave of coldness washed over me. I'd been tricked into a role of responsibility.
women.txt

>That's the crux of this dynamic: no one knows who is a virgin and who isn't. The person you sit next to at work could be a virgin

Are we literally on the same level as serial killers now?

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>>38912277
What compels someone to make """"art"""" like this? The people are ugly, the setting is trashy, the cultural references vapid and degenerate. Who identifies with these genderless skinnyfat fleshbags?

>>38916805
Post your manface

Did we read the same article? None of the girls thought it was gross, in fact they were all pretty understanding. Some of them just wished the guy said something before hand and pretty much all of them wished that the guy didn't get clingy as fuck afterwards.

If anything this proves that women don't care about this shit nearly as much as you think. Male virginity is an artificially constructed concept anyway. Men don't have a hymen and can't have kids so nothing actually changes physiologically before and after having sex for the first time.

It's literally all in your head.

>>38917650
>same level as serial killers

Oh shit, we girls need a virgin holocaust asap, before they start talking to us!

>>38913476
faggot lol

this comment is not orignial bu still lol

>>38915031
>Virgins always become super clingy and lovey towards whoever takes it
Citation needed
Lost my virginity to a virgin girl. We broke up 2 months later and never uttered any words of love to each other. In fact I grew to hate her pretty quickly after we fucked.

>>38916286
I can feel the anger seeping through my monitor. Holy hell that author is MAD lol!

>>38915031
It's almost as if people have emotions and generally become attached to people they have sex with because that's been common biological reality for years now.

>>38916286
What the fuck? I get it if it's about ad revenue, but now they're saying that if right wingers criticize stuff they write, they want to take it offline? Fuckheads.

>>38917812
>It's literally all in your head.
Yes, and the stuff in your head is important.

>>38916286
>right-wing archiving websites
memory is racist

>>38917215
Why?

>>38918120
What makes you think it's how it has always been? Because we have had marriage for a few millennia

>>38918243
It doesn't generate them clicks that's all this game is about

>>38912471
This. Actual money was given to someone to write that shit. Wtf

>>38912277
>The responsibility of being a straight guy's first time is real

>implying they have to mention straight, as if people wouldn't assume the normal

Why are you reading this blog?

>>38913476
>>38916347
These posts have made me angrier than anything on /r9k/ in a long time. Thanks for invading this virgin safespace to remind me that the number of virgin qts is falling every day because some guys need to fuck more than one.

>>38917733
Why would I ? You just need to know I have a gorgeous butt that likes to feel warm and moist

>>38918452
I had lost my virginity before /r9k/ opened and had posted back when it was new

>>38918481
How? You were literally 5

>>38916286
Fake as fuck lmao. r9k really is the dumbest board

>>38918550
So a 5 year old can get more pussy than you? Is that the insult you're really making for yourself with that dumb statement?

>>38918552
I can't archive any Vice pages.

>>38912277
lmao eat shit

>>38918552
Are you serious you clueless retard? Even if that was fake, which it very well might be, you realize how believable that post is, especially coming from Vice? Goes to show how shit "journalism" is. Off yourself you waste of space.

>>38916156

I love how they talk about male virgins like they're serial killers or Ebola patients.

>they could be all around you and you wouldn't even know it!!!

>>38918980
It's true. Same with female virgins. Yet they don't say so because it's not the topic. Stop sperging.

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>>38915031
>People don't want that of they're just looking for a lay

So what the actual FUCK are you supposed to do if you're still a virgin in your 20s? How are you supposed to lose your virginity at this age if no one wants the responsibility of it?

>>38918365
Eh. People will literally give money to a guy dancing in the street.

Seriously thought can't imagine how utterly devoid of any worthwhile content this article is

>>38918998
>Same with female virgins
Lelling at your false equivalence silly roast

Sick of all the porn/gay porn posted on /r9k/ recently?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13650733/

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>women don't hate virgins, you're being ridiculous!

>>38919050
Chill little virgin bro. I never said NOBODY wants it. It's just not really desireable. There will be some out there who won't mind.

>>38919124
I have a dick you moron lol

>>38918589
I'm implying that you're fucking 15, you stupid fuck.

>>38919124
Also how is it false equivalence? There are dudes who don't want virgins. I've had two and know I don't want a third.

>>38919188
I know what you're implying anon. I'm just pointing out that it's a retarded statement.

>>38919170
>have a dick you moron lol
Just because you have a dick doesn't mean you're not a woman.

>>38919233
>>38919188
Are you two trying to compete for who can say the dumbest shit?

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>>38919050
Society expects its genetic failures to just lie down and die quietly and alone.

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>>38919220
>Also how is it false equivalence
Is this a serious question?
>>38919265
Hush now dicklady. Men are talking.

>>38919299
Not all men's virginities are wanted just like not all women's virginities are wanted. Is this some sort of persecution complex of yours?

>>38912277
it was posted on the first of april
did't read it but i hope is a joke

>>38919319
>not all women's virginities are wanted
Lelling at you dicklady.

>>38919341
>if I want it everybody wants it
Hmm.... very compelling argument

>>38919366
He wants all women's virginity,

so all women's virginities are wanted/

What's not to understand?

>>38912277
>all this pressure to lose my virginity
FUCK OFF PLEASE
OH MY GOD I DONT WANT TO PUT MY PENIS ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE SLUTS VAGINAS
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>38919267
>Society expects its genetic failures to just lie down and die quietly and alone.
what's wrong with that?
No one asked you to exist

i lost my v card to one of these types of girls.
as soon as I came, I audibly said "Nope, not for me. Bye." and ran out the door.
Luckily I recorded her consent, because I got a lot of mean messages the next day!

That site is just women being disgusted that they did not fuck Chad while they were drunk

>>38919377
Now you're playing word games that invalidate the context we're talking in. Nice try though

>no bf to take my virginity and all the loving and clinginess that comes with it while we live forever and then die together
>"you're the only one I'll ever really love~"

>>38919471
Always record consent

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>>38919170
>There will be someone out there wo won't mind.
All females have this unspoken incorrect ASSumption that because their sex is infallibly kind-hearted, some other roastie out there will find male virginity a huge turn-on.

Every last female organism alive finds male sexual inexperience repulsive at a cellular level.

>>38919588
The clinginess and love ends. This should be obvious otherwise two virgins would never leave each other.

>>38919707
>posts sick opinion
>precise to the cellular level
>there is no evidence to corroborate
>it's just his ASSumption (what kind of fucking loser spells it like this? don't ever do this you cunt)

>>38919377
Xhe's pretending to be retarded, or I at least hope xhey are.

>>38912277
>https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/nn9xng/what-its-like-taking-a-grown-mans-virginity
>After that night, I would inadvertently take the virginity of a number of grown men. Men in their early twenties

Oh fuck off you cunt, being a virgin in your early 20s is not that weird.

>>38919784
Sure it is dude. When did you lose yours?

>>38919773
>careful now, canuckistai

You can serve time if you fuck up that pronoun

>>38919795
I'm 21 and haven't lost it yet. KHV, the whole shebang.

>>38919890
You'll lose it soon

>>38919933
For sure, I'm working relentlessly day in and day out on myself and have been getting positive attention from girls. Now I just need to deal with my nerves and learn how to escalate things, which is my big weakness.

>>38919739
>there is no evidence to corroborate
Some ASSumptions are necessary to trust if you've seen enough destruction result from disregarding them.

Don't run out into a busy street because you won't win the collision; don't admit sexual inexperience or show weakness of any kind to any woman, because she will hate every fiber of your being and be plotting your murder within five minutes.

question to any guy who lost his virginity at 22+.
How was your performance during the act?

>>38920012
>my anecdotes are facts
Okay. Whatever you say.

>>38920037
>How was your performance during the act?
I wouldnt know.
t. 24 khv

>>38917812
Fuck off you mongoloid it's clear they wouldn't have sex with them if they knew they were virgins.

>>38917812
>None of the girls thought it was gross

which is why they refered to it solely in disgusted terms

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>>38919402
>society
It also peddles the same shit about everyone being equal and all that other nonsense, it's the hypocrisy that annoys me.

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>>38920058
Couldnt stay hard from watching porn my whole life.
Lasted waaay too long.
Nervous as fuck.
Didnt cum, girl thought i thought she was ugly.
Cried because embarassed.
2nd time was better.

>>38919981
once you take the initiative once, it becomes easy after that.
but the first time you ask a chick out is the hard. Dont build it up in your brain too much. its not a big deal really. That was my problem.
ps. if they are talking to you at all and not obviously trying to get you to shut up and go away - they are interested. dont overthink stuff. good luck anon

>>38919299
Someone was still willing to pay the male virgin $3,000. It is at least somewhat of a significant amount of money.

>>38921908
>ps. if they are talking to you at all and not obviously trying to get you to shut up and go away - they are interested.

That's really good news, when I'm introduced to new girls in a new social circle they usually do end up talking to me first, asking me questions like if they saw me before or if I drive or stuff like that.

Thanks anon, I'll do my best.

>>38921968
work on your texting game. be funny.
but dont send a million messages. let her text you first. but dont just text for a fucking week, eventually you got to meet up. just take a breath and pull the trigger when it feels right.

>>38922010
I could work on my texting game a bit, I don't text much girls because I don't ask for their numbers or anything, I just talk to them in real life.

I'm pretty funny already, but I fall flat on that when I message.

>>38916286
Basically they are admitting to having a memory hole.

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>>38917708
The level of detail in that Bono poster though.

>>38917708
This is how women view the world.

>>38916286

>And other right-wing archiving servieces.

They're literally just archiving services. And it's only going to hurt them in the long run, since there will be no record of their site in the future. The Waybackmachine is one of the most important internet projects out there. I can read the websites from the 90's, pages that would simply be gone today.

>>38916220

No shit, I sit back to a wall always, preferably facing the rooms only entrance.

Look at all those roasties upset because they didn't have the chance to reject the guy after finding out he was a virgin.

I remember that other story that used to make rounds where the guy told her straight up and even though she liked him she immediately left.

Lie. Always lie.

>>38916286
>without giving us a chance to remove or edit them
>Wahh! Le ebil Nazis won't let us retract our retarded stories after they cause madsive outrage!

So if my cardio is good and my dick is desensitized from deathgrip, could I essentially lie about being a virgin and get away with it?

The common knocks against virgins are that they have shit cardio/endurance, or don't last at all.

If you're a virgin in your 20's, you have nobody but yourself to blame. Where the fuck were you in high school or early college when everyone else was awkward and losing it? You missed the boat, knowing r9k you were probably at home playing video games/WoW. That's on you, buddy. Yeah men want inexperienced women, and women want experienced men. Water is wet, the sun will rise tomorrow. You made your fucking bed, now lay in it.

>>38922516
>Where the fuck were you in high school or early college when everyone else was awkward and losing it?
Getting rejected by every girl I asked out in high school. All 11 of them.

>>38922513

Umm no. Good sex is a lot like dancing. You need to understand rhythm and the movement, where to place your hands, when to move right etc. Imagine if you never danced in your life before, and a woman who has danced a little bit asks you to dance with her. In about 15 seconds its going to be clear you have no idea what you're doing. Sex is the same way.

>>38921948
>It is at least somewhat of a significant amount of money.
Especially for that ugly cunt. Jesus Christ

>>38922641
Well shit, I can't just rely on jackhammering for 15 minutes straight?

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>>38922622

Shhhhh don't ruin the fantasy for us, Anon.

>>38922683
Some girls like that. Some girls don't. I have a 7" cock and every girl I have been with liked the rhythmic hip thrust things I do instead of deep, hard pounding. Except my first girlfriend. She liked being on top and being held against my chest while I pounded her from below. She'd cum erry time

>>38922622
>He asked 11 whole girls
>Eleven
>5+5+1
>In the entirety of his time at high school
>15-4 girls
>That's how many he asked

lmfaoooo boy why the fuck do you think 11 is a big number jesus christ just ask 100 more.

>>38922798
11 is a lot in high school when word travels around by the end of the next class of your rejection.

>>38912277
Doesn't sound too bad. Second one was pretty cool about it.

>>38922830
You're not in high school anymore. Word can't travel to all 3.5 billion women on the planet. Get crackin

>>38922868
You're right I am nearly 30. I gave up at about the 50th woman I asked after high school. Fate obviously conspired to keep me a virgin so I will not reject what fate has chosen for me.

>>38922900
Just lower your standards bro. Or go to some shitty city in China like Guangzhou or some rural place where there aren't many whites. You'll be swimming in little yellow pussy

>>38922969
i hear black women like white dudes

>>38922988
I've heard this too but there are almost no attractive black women.

>>38916347
Yeah because women are supposed to pair bond with their first partner. This has always been known and taught by all civilizations built by men. I'm sorry that you're too much a degenerate weakling to know this.

>>38912277
>and it's even more stressful when you don't realise you've deflowered him until he tells you right after.

OMG, that hit too close to home.

>>38924128
>my romantic fantasies are real life

Stop being mad that I'm taking girls virginities away from guys like you

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>>38912277
>After that night, I would inadvertently take the virginity of a number of grown men. Men in their early twenties, their late twenties and their early thirties. One guy from work, someone off Tinder, grown men with real jobs and large friend groups; never someone you'd look at and think
>grown men with real jobs and large friend groups
>Its ok when chad does it

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>>38912277
>fuck guy you just met
>I felt bad about it afterwards, must have been because he was a virgin and not because I didn't have any emotional attachment to the man putting his dick in me.

>>38919050
whores
27yo virgin, I assume if I ever decide to lose it I'll go to Nevada or something and pay for a good whore to teach me to swing

>tell them you're a virgin before having sex
>they laugh at you
>tell them you're a virgin after
>they hate you for not being honest

If women didn't have vaginas, they would be hunted like deers.

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>>38912277
Makes me unreasonably angry, even if I understand why.
Male virginity in your 20s is a fucking curse. Nobody wants to deal with this shit.

>>38912277
Why would you tell a woman that you're a virgin?

>>38912277
Holy shit I thought women hating virgins was a myth

>>38924625
Roasties aren't human. They have no feelings. They have no moral compass. They have no sexual kinks. They only want to fuck the best guy possible and once they've fucked him they move onto the next. Not even Hollywood turbo chads can keep a woman for long. There's always another guy with something better to offer than you have.

>>38924791
Same can be said about men leaving women and cheating.

>>38924988
>>38924791
People in general are terrible.

Maybe I just had a good day today, but it kind of makes sense.

If the girl thought she was having casual sex, it is actually a bigger deal for the other person.

Either way, I think this might be a good thing, it means looks how many men are virgins into adulthood, and are becoming sexually active. It should give you some hope, I guess.

>>38924193
It's not a romantic fantasy, it's the reality which explains thousands of years of cultural rules about sexuality and marriage.

I'm not sure what you think you have to be proud of. You're a piece of shit. the natural instinct of a woman to bond with her first partner is "clinginess" for you. Emotionally scarring people who trusted you is something you talk shit about like a coward behind a screen on r9k. You're human garbage.

>>38912277
>>38925073

Also, remember these kind of articles are meant to get clicks. Don't take them so seriously.

>>38925105
>thousands of years
>humans have existed for hundreds of thousands of years
Hmm.... desu you just sound mad that nobody wants to "pair bond" like some sort of autistic dove.

>>38925130
Civilization has existed for thousands of years. I know that you aspire to be like a subhuman ape, which is why you act like one, but I am talking about civilized man here.

>Hmm.... desu you just sound mad that nobody wants to "pair bond" like some sort of autistic dove.

So...doves are autistic for obeying their natural instincts? Nobody wants to get married and find one partner for their life? Wipe the drool off your chin Bubba.

>>38925263
>civilization destroys hundreds of thousands of years of evolutionary decision making
Wow. Complete and utter retard detected.

>Nobody wants to get married and find one partner for their life?
Nobody said this. But we do not have such an instinct.

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>>38925341
I do not debate the nature of civilization with its enemies. You know you are a degenerate, unworthy of the blood of your fathers, and no plea to ignorance will save you when your day comes.

>>38925455
>it's a shitskin /pol/ autist LARPing
You make me want to go out and defile more virgins desu

do you have a oneitis?

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>>38924411
Hell, deer make better lovers too

>>38914761
"""""""""""fembot""""""""""""
I cannot stress how fucking ridiculous it is that you call yourself a fembot

good god women are disgustingly evil

can't wait to be dead honestly

>>38925504
You insult white civilization and fight against all it stands for and then call an actual white man a shitskin? Pathetic.

>>38926247
Not only would I call you a shitskin I'd hesitate to call you a man. Perhaps manchild is more accurate

>>38926259
That's fine, only men can judge other men, and you are not one. You are the one who has admitted to and openly celebrated effeminate niggerish behavior in the thread. You're a joke.

>>38925504
haha me too bro i love slamming virgin puss lol

>virgins are bad
Do people just assume all virgins are uncoordinated bumbling retards? I wrestled for the majority of my life so I know how to move against another body and use my hips, and when I finally got with a girl she loved it and kept coming back for more.

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>Then he whispered in my ear: "Not bad for my first time, shall we try a new position for my second go?"

fucking hilarious

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>>38926337
It's not crazy to assume that you are bad at something if you have never done it before.

>>38921908
>if they are talking to you at all and not obviously trying to get you to shut up and go away - they are interested.
Questionable advice. You're implying the friendzone doesn't exist.

>no one has posted it

I'm not giving those fucks ad revenue

plain text it

Why would anyone give a fuck whether they do well or not? You would have fucked some roastie. Who cares if she had a good time? Bust your nut and be done with it. Why are you all so neurotic about this?

>>38926295
>it's effeminate to spread your seed amongst young virile women
Whatever you say faggot.

You know what's objectively worse than a virgin sex? Fat sex. Uncoordinated chubsters with no stamina that lay on their backs while you fuck a vagina with more chins than her face are objectively worse performers than any healthy virgin.

In fact, if you haven't had sex at a healthy weight you are virtually a virgin. Fat sex does not count. It's like smushing together play dough.

>>38920037
Was 25. My performance was actually fine because I was drunk during so my nerves weren't going crazy. She had no clue I was a virgin.

>>38919523
The truth, lol

>>38924247
nailed it. people will always look for ways to avoid responsibility and blame others, especially women

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>>38922622
At least you manned up and asked someone out.
I was to much of a beta to do that kind of stuff. I was dead scared of getting rejected, and as they say if you don't try you can't fail

>>38919366
>>38919341
>>38919319
>>38919299

He's right............... both are right.
>Everyone want the pretty woman's virnigity
>no one wants guly shitty woman's virnigity.

>letting someone know that you're about to take their virginity is, obviously, the decent thing to do.
I don't understand this. Why, exactly is it the "decent thing to do"?

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>>38927361
>no one wants guly shitty woman's virnigity.
This is not true at all, no matter how ugly and gross a woman is there will always be a desperate and depraved enough man to fuck her.

>>38927405
Read the thread, retard. Not everyone wants to deal with post-virgin bullshit

>>38919402
No one asked you to exist either.

>DylanKleboldWrathPepe.jpeg

ITT: People who average 10 conversations with women a year thinking they have women all figured out.

>>38912277
Never understood why slut shaming is frowned upon but virgin shaming is accepted.

>>38927991
Salty roasty, your hole means nothing here.

Imagine not having put your penis in a stinky fish wound before LMAO!

>>38928106
because feminism doesn't care if virgins are mocked.

Yep, I'm dying a virgin.

Could be worse. If i become homeless i'll probably just jump off the bridge here.

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I guess ill just fucking kill myself then