Do you ever wish you were a hot teenage girl?

Sometimes I envy lesbians

easy mode me, bitch.
hit me with your best shot, gods.

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it seems like easy-mode, but that's only because you aren't factoring in a teenage girl's brain chemistry. It's not pleasant to be bombarded by erratic emotions, insecurities, social anxieties, hormonal mood swings, illogical impulses; all while living with a level of emotional frailty that makes cyber-bullying something that can't just be laughed off. If I could keep my own mature male brain, with a teenage girl body, in a 1st world country, that would be an easy happy life.

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>>38917664
>>38917682
I wish I was a cute 2d lesbo

I was a hot teenage girl. Then I graduated high school and things changed.

>>38917682
Being lesbian can be pretty fun.

>>38917664
>Do you ever wish you were a hot teenage girl?
Neither of those girls are hot
but yeah

>>38918888

You have the comfy girl-to-girl closeness that only cute girls can have with each other desu.

>>38917664
Sometimes I entertain the idea, though I'd probably go full delinquent lesbian mode and try to corrupt other girls

>>38918830
You became a hot adult woman?

>>38917664
sauce? is it battletoads?

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>>38918694

Unless you go out and actually murder somebody, all that shit you mentioned is swept under the rug because you are a female child and don't know no better. Even adult women get away with tons of shit simply for being a woman.

You are right though, I wish I had my current brain inside a cute anime girl's body. Shit would be glorious on so many levels.

>>38918907
Yeah it's quite cool, though I don't know a lot of other dykes.

>>38918977

Sorry I wouldn't know either.

>>38918930
Unless you have sex with people no one cares if you are hot. Even if you have sex with people people still might not care.

No I wish I could have sexed a hot teenage girl. now I'm a 24yo virgin and that goal seems unattainable to me.

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>ywn be a girl with close female friends / sisters you can hug and cuddle with

>>38919343
I have two sisters and while hugging and cuddling is nice my little sister creeps into my bed constantly and I wake up with her foot in my face because she rotates in bed like a starfish.

>>38919013
I knew two girls in my freshman and sophmore high school classes that had boyfriends in their 30's. You can do it if you don't mind seeming like a creep.

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>>38919374
It'd be worth smelly feet to have the physical closeness.

The AGP in this thread is off the charts.

>>38918950
The Neon Demon. It's a poor man's Eyes Wide Shut and it's a fucking mess, would not recommend.
Keanu Reeves is the best character.

>>38920328
what is AGP?

originalli

how /r9k/ thinks life as a hot teenage girl would be
>making friends is easy
>getting a job is easy
>being popular is easy
>life is easy

How life really is as a hot teenage girl
>two hours of make-up
>waking up to a dozen 'u up?' texts from assholes and fuckboys
>people do you favors because they want to fuck you
>everyone just wants to fuck you
>hard to discern between who is genuinely nice and who just wants to put their dick inside you

I'd rather be a good looking dude than a hot teenage girl any day.

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>>38920795

The Neon Demon is masterpiece.
Show some respect.

>>38920795
Ignore this guy, the Neon Demon is fucking kino and Refn is a visionary.

>>38920955
>>38920958
You'll have to educate me then beause all I saw was a movie that tried to be philosophical and then completely lost the plot about 1/3 of the way through.

>>38920876
autogynephillia

>>38921462
thanks, yeah, I can't deny that. I never really embraced masculinity which is partially because I was raised mostly by women.