Do you wipe your ass sitting down on the toilet or standing up?

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Standing up! How the fuck can you wipe your ass sitting down? That's gotta be fucking uncomfortable as hell

>>34032208

I still to this day don't get why some people stand up to wipe their asses. Doesn't the shit get smeared between both cheeks as they come together in the standing position? Seems messier and more awkward than sitting desu.

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>>34032208
You raise one of your legs and reach to your anus with the tissue. After a lifetime of wiping standing up I discovered the sitting down method and never looked back. You get a cleaner asshole while using way less paper. Seriously, give it a try.

>>34032208
I just stick my hand with paper in from the front, wipe, and drop.

I point my knees together and stand up, then reach around and wipe to my hearts content. Never done it any other way.

How do fat people do it?

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>he used toilet paper
>he doesn't clean the inside of his asshole
>this is considered normal

Am I the only one who just leans over to the left and wipes?

stop making things so complicated

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I don't wipe my ass, I use this

>>34032252
I stand but it's like a hunch, I stick my ass out so the cheeks don't touch. It's how I've always done it and I'm not changing it now.

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I reach between my legs, put my hand in the opening to the toilet bowl around my dick area, and wipe back to front.

I ALWAYS did it this way, never thought anything of it. just recently was told that people thought it was autistic.

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>>34033332
Completely laughing my goddamn ass off to this post hahahaha

There, I'm being original now, don't mute me for 2 seconds

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>>34031982
I don't even sit on the toilet, I just hover above it when I'm ready to shit. I don't want to touch any nasty toilet seat and it's a bonus workout for my legs. The only time I sit down is when I have diarrhea and I put toilet paper down on the seat. Also how would you even wipe while still sitting? Surely your balls and dick would be in the way and you might also touch the toilet seat? Plus since you normalfags need to sit, I imagine you're fat so wouldn't that would further complicate wiping while sitting?

As a kid I legit didn't even know wiping sitting down was an option until I saw naruto do it on tv, and I've been a sitter ever since.

>>34033332
You'll get shit particles on your ball bro