Check out the personals on your local Craigslist and discover the evil that lurks nearby. Post the worst
Dropping my collection from the bottom of the barrel
Why wont someone give this lovely lady a try?
What did his body mean by this?
open minded, open cheeks
This was my first result posted two hours ago, and it made me grin already.
Like dogs? He does
>>34029479
Holy shit! Looks like she is doing the troll face meme
>>34029473
Someone's looking for a real villian
>>34029387
What the fuck part of the body am I even looking at here?
>>34029322
>tfw small town and only about 3 real postings per month on craigslist personals
>>34029573
Right is ass, left is bend of knee, anon.
>>34029479
She forgot to shave her mustache before snapping the pic. Whew
I just found this one funny
>>34029387
whales gotta find love too
>>34029573
maybe this part
i can post alot more but am lazy
Not that good but I just saw this. Reads like, I was hot af in high school. Now I have 2 kids and I'm looking back on the guy I should've married
PART 1/2 MAD BUTLER
crystal beach is full of wierdos aswell
>>34029823
PART 2/2 MAD BUTLER
big Johnson
>>34029322
>non-passable sissy
As a young, passable trap I feel really bad it :(
>>34029686
Nice anon. Nice. Take this (you) for your troubles.
>>34029335
that's just sad
oorriiggiinnaall
this one is really just kinda sad
these are too real
would you like to see (((her))) nude?
>>34029387
> Chub
> Originally
>>34029826
why the fucks of fucks did he pose?
Well I could've gone my whole life without knowing this breed of degenerate lived near me.
delicious
>licks lips
thanks for this thread, you've boosted my self confidence levels to untold heights.
>>34029988
why the fuck did he post?
many questions may go unanswered despite the collective effort of humanity to ease trading and service exchange
>>34029783
Oh my this is a hottie one. His bio is a bit scary, seems the type that plays with no safe words. But I'd go for it. Love a bearded daddy.
she's a Trump supporter, any takers?
>>34029649
is he legitimately autistic or is this just another case of old people not knowing how to use the computer
fuck off hanky
Trans mania truly marks the collapse of western culture.
>>34030071
21:24:57 [hanky1k] god damn get outta the thread
>>34030009
when I was 13 years old I almost met one of these fuckers at a local motel, back then I didn't know that T-girl on craigslist essentially mean mature men dressed in drag, I imagined Marie Jane type of shit, when I almost got there I called to check, I was in luck that the dude wasn't down for it anymore, I might have became the missing boy in the day after's local newspaper
>>34029335
>nonsexual
>>34029840
>>34029823
The weirdest part to me is he has listened to "The Secret" 1000 times.
>studying p/t to become very wealthy
That's pretty good
Are you Ready for a serious relationship with a serious woman?
>>34030183
She deserves to be put down for those eyebrows desu
>>34030183
I don't understand the part about good woman.
>>34030136
>>>34030009
>when I was 13 years old I almost met one of these fuckers at a local motel, back then I didn't know that T-girl on craigslist essentially mean mature men dressed in drag, I imagined Marie Jane type of shit, when I almost got there
[21:27:10][hanky1k] OH MY GOD STOP
>>34029823
This just makes me sad man
>>34030151
well to be honest it's probably femtosexual
>>34030276
Nobody here knows what the fuck that means, go back to tumblr.
>>34029927
>>34029945
How the fuck do people get so fucking bad?
Have the fucking dignity to drink yourself to death if you come to this
>>34030312
femto means 10^-15
have you never taken analytical math class?
Ayyyyy lmao
Sounds like a fun time desu
>>34030334
the guy in >>34029927 lives in the middle of nowhere in fucking alaska
he is probably well on his way to an alcohol-induced coma
This is an original post. Fuck off robot
>>34030334
they don't get so bad, anon
it's in all of us, one way or another, it's a matter of letting go
>>34030009
hmmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtRZFGUJnOA
>>34030334
Its called reprrssion
All trannies are destined to take boob pills, its unavoidable. Its the ones that deny it until there 40 amd then their fucked for life and look like caitlyn jenner.
Honestly most trans above the age of 30 are probably gonna kill themselves when they realize how drsperate their situatuon is
Will try to find worse, but this is bad even for footfags.
considered not capping this because I didn't want to look at it any longer
>>34030399
or they find other desperate people like them and have a tea party, except it's bodily fluid instead of tea
Why is it always fucking baby boomers? What went so wrong between the greatest generation and these freaks?
>>34030442
Wtf thats not even bad compared to the rest of these. Tnat kids cute, he can suck my toes if he wants to
>>34030376
this is a dude roleplaying
>>34030465
n-no homo tho right
>>34030442
idubbbz has hit a new low
>>34030453
JFK assassination
we lost a great leader that day, we didn't know what to do with ourselves
>big and sexy
YOINKS!
>>34030484
It was me just and some friends trelling one night.
You wouldn't believe the number of responses I got. They all believed it
>>34030399
That's bullshit tho
Tell me where exactly is the trans thing and where it comes from
Is it something they are born with meaning it's genetic?
What's the cause?
You realize that there is no such thing as a female/male brain right? These men are 100% men in ever possible way
>>34030505
Is it homo if a girl wants to bang a dude?
>not pretty but very caring
at least she's honest
I have some saved. Some are degenerate, some are lulz. I'll post all
Apparently this fat guy needs dick urgently.
>>34030619
if the balls touch
>>34030661
This post is... ORIGINNNNAL!
FUCK why was that not original?
>>34030607
Lmao, honestly educate yourself
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-there-something-unique-about-the-transgender-brain/
>>34030690
Here we go with another Orrriiiggginal post!
>>34030665
what kind of job allows
>>34030642
funny enough she's one of the more prettier tugboats that i've seen on CL
if she lost the weight she would look at least 6/10, probably a 7 if she says she only dates white guys. but that's codeword for
>i spent the past 20 years burning coal and i cannot live with this toll anymore
>>34030702
This post is... ORIGINNAL AS ALL ORIGINILAITY!
>>34030740
look at this fat fuckin negress
The Most Unfortunate Craigslist Face
>>34030756
FEMALE PREFERRED
LOL
>>34030453
It is the generation that created/attended Woodstock
>>34030765
That guy is a rapist LOL
>>34030740
>20 year old
well there is definitely emphasis on old
>>34030780
>30 year old male, good looking
lulz
>>34029322
hey at least they're honest.
Message me... IF YOU DARE!
>>34030765
>I am a nice guy, not into crime or bs.
Mike the penis pike
>>34030840
tkaeitjh;lathjaetat
OP you need to quit adding those gay ass narrations if you just don't know how to script post, they are not funny at best
just enumerate them
Look out anal queen coming through.
>>34030691
Please I know more about this than you
Feel free to drop more links tho, I don't take anyone dropping less than 30 links seriously
>Age: 27
oregano
>>34030399
No, they always look like shit past 30 lmao.
Protip: women look bad past 30, MEN trying to pass as women will look even worse.
>>34030971
Lol k
>>34030990
Thats what i said...... Any trap whomstarts past their 20s is doomed to look like shit lol
>>34029387
>In the thumbnail, I tought this was the back of some buff dude
>Its something else entirely
>>34031025
Can you read?
I SAID ALL "TRANS/TRAPS" LOOK SHIT PAST 30, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN THEY START OR HOW MANY SURGERIES.
>>34030865
Lmao
Craigslist is truly the bottom level of hell
>>34031042
most white women look like shit past 30, it's only natural m8
>>34031042
Yes thats true, just like i said before lmao
Are you missing a few braincells ?
>>34031078
HAHA I'M "BAITED" ECKS DEE
end your life
Lol fucking degenerate trannies
>>34029479
I know that area of Orlando, pretty shitty, especially Colonial.
>>34031025
Smhtbhfaggot senpai
Never link me to BuzzFeed again if you want to be taken seriously I read studies not blog posts and have the decency to k ow what the article says because it claims there is no such a thing as a man with a female brain
Lol these fucking ads
aje;kataetaetae6ta
>>34031140
age 45 LOL
once in a lifetime chance to fuck a dyke!
>>34030865
>open to any race, but i'm not open to black
>females
Reminds me of kent.
>>34031205
So he wants a gay nigger?
>>34031253
Kent wants a gf who's preferably not black whilst being black himself.
First thing I seen in my city
>m4t
>>34030064
>cusses, drinks and smokes
>wants to stay home and "pamper her man"
>wants man with "old school manors"
When will women be stopped?
>>34029823
>>34029840
10/10, would contract mob hits to.
>>34031360
you'll actually get a lot of replies if you list with compensation
they don't even care if you're a kid, I did once when I was 15 and visibly minor, got a 7/10 college grill to put her sweaty feet on my face while jerking me off for like 60 bucks (she doesn't know the market, it's underpriced)
PEANUT BUTTER
CRAZY PEANUT BUTTER MAN
May as well use this as an opportunity to share a craigslist story without posting my own thread
>Answer an add asking for submissive virgin guys
>Turns out it's a chick around my age who loves taking people's virginities and teaching them to git gud at sex
>Tells me to get tested for stds cause if I'm clean she's gonna let me fuck her raw for hours
>See a picture, she's pretty but fat as fuck, pic related
>Don't think I'm a 10/10 adonis like that new years OP but still a little put off on losing my virginity to a stranger who I'm not particularly attracted to when my dick isn't hard
>Eventually just go cold turkey on contact and she quits trying to talk to me after a week.
I still regret it sometimes when I can't sleep and get horny
>>34029322
>>34029335
>>34029927
>>34029945
>>34030009
>>34030900
>>34031097
>old sissies
>fat sissies
>non passable trannies
Worth less than the dirt under my fingernail. So fucking disgusting.
>>34031361
Holy shit, its a thumb.
stnaehljtaetaet
>>34029322
I tried looking for something funny but after about three pages of dudes wanting to suck off other dudes I gave up.
>>34031471
land of the free son!
>>34031540
Yeah but it doesn't make them any less disgusting
>>34031464
why didn't you just fuck her lel?
>>34031464
You did the right thing anon
elktjatljae;laektaet
>>34030545
>WAIST
J U S T
original content
>>34031632
I'd smash
unless it says something like stds friendly, married or anything cartel related in spanish somewhere in there
>>34031692
On a 0-100% scale what do you think his odd is?
I hope he finds what he's looking for, I really do.
>>34031632
I like to think so. I really think it wouldn't have been as good as I build it up in my head when I imagine how it would've gone.
>>34031573
Pic related
>>34030760
Looks straight out of The Hills Have Craigslist
We should spam all these photos in the trap threads
>>34031766
Pls no. Young cute traps are great. The "traps" in this thread are fucking monstrosities. Everyone knows that traps eventually become ambushes.
>>34031748
good job mang
also nice bushes, I know that wouldn't be a deterrent once past the pants down point
>>34031109
Rut-ro Rooby! R-r-r-r-un!
>>34031876
HER bush was pretty prominent too.
>>34031943
I am honestly at a loss for words here.
Thats just straight fucked.
I feel kind of bad for all these old trannies
If they were just born 30 years later, they could have been cute instead of looking like literal clowns.
>>34031943
I simply can't.
Anon, I find this unacceptable for a potential dinning place of a fellow gentleman.
>>34031943
You can knit a handkerchief out of that.
>>34031943
Sir, you need to leave the board immediately.
>>34030334
It's a slow descent. One step at a time. Each new attempt to find happiness falls flat. Every new drug brings pain eventually. Games and anime become boring. Alcohol starts to taste like shit. Most people kill themselves after this, others try to claw their way out and sink even deeper into the depths of misery. The worst cases isolate entirely and become utterly unsocialized agoraphobes living in their own fantasy.
>>34031943
>tfw obesity is normal in America
>tfw you realize this is what the vast majority of sex looks like
I'm not even unhappy about being a late 20's KHV anymore.
>>34032201
Welcome to enlightenment friend.
Its better here.
>>34031943
At least her face is hot am I right?
Am I right?
>>34031943
So that's where steel wool comes from.
About to go for it desu
>>34032241
See this post, please. Original yolo
>>34031464
>>34032015
>he actually thinks trannies don't universally look like shit post 30!
>>34031632
>I want a pen pal
>ps I'm in jail
top fucking kek
>>34031448
https://ballotpedia.org/Kenneth_Kendrick
this guy was apparently a green party candidate for texas agriculture commissioner
he got 77,000+ votes (obviously he lost but still 77k for a legit crazy man)
the peanut thing he's talking about was this:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99341551
http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/19/us/peanut-butter-salmonella-trial/
one of the worst salmonella outbreaks in the us
here's kendrick on ABC
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=6888169
to summarize: CDC and various state agencies traced the tainted peanut butter to a specific factory
then this dude showed up and pointed out that he'd seen the horrible conditions and complained to upper management, who ignored him
his actions basically helped the state's case against the peanut company bosses
here is his linkedin
https://www.linkedin.com/in/kenneth-kendrick-1471a347
https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/8fr7
here he is begging for more money
impossible to tell what's what with this guy. he might legitimately be blackballed by local businesses
>>34032288
>>34032288
have her hair and pubes dyed ginger and you'd be feeling like fucking this bitch au naturel
you'd feel less wrong afterward too
>>34032301
we don't know how these new age trannies are going to be
it's a brave new world
>>34030780
St. Paul is so fucking weird man
>>34032364
he's the beacon of light in midst of a universe of tainted peanut butter
>>34032401
Unless you are model tier good looking, and super strict with diet and exercise, you're going to look like shit once your youth fades. The mentally ill twink traps of today are the sad old fat, hairy traps of tomorrow
>>34029927
>>34029945
>>34029335
This is the inevitable fate of all "traps"
>>34031943
Did you eat her out?
I mean it should be in every woman's to-teach list.
Welp
I'm straight again
>>34032492
Nope. Didn't even fuck her, as I said in the original greentext. Honestly this rabbit hole goes even deeper cause I found her on fetlife and she's into almost EVERY kink I have. It's just - call me conceited, but I really want someone that at least looks average instead of an obese, hairy mess that admits it's not a long term thing.
what have they done? is this what they really want?
>>34030334
Honestly, most of them are just robots who got caught up in some fucked up degeneracy. They're basically protobots who instead of having an outlet to vent their autism, they were trapped and kept going down the rabbit hole of degeneracy as a form of coping. These people are the precursors to robots who have evolved into an ascended form of autism.
>>34033030
contact her again anon.
it'll be good practice. and it'll give you confidence.
t. someone who has fucked fatties for confidence boostslack of sex will drive men crazy, just look around you
>>34033030
to be perfectly honest you're kind of conceited anon
>>34030335
Don't feel bad anon, the average robot has an IQ of 60
>>34032428
kek, I liked it
>>34029335
even if this was a joke, there is no redeeming this man
>>34032160
>The worst cases isolate entirely and become utterly unsocialized agoraphobes living in their own fantasy.
>the worst case
>worst
>mfw I'm 21 and already showing those symptoms
>>34030343
>new brunswick
M-MONCTON? ;-;
>>34030343
What if he somehow misspellt frat twice and wound up getting upset when a bunch of gay guys began showing up to fart in his house?
>>34030740
this is just sad desu, if fembots exist, this is one.
>to weed out the spam
lol
which one of you is this?
origami
>>34035316
It was me desu senpai
>>34031820
yeah dont put them off, we can just use the young ones then go onto the newest model when they can't pass anymore
>>34030453
Hippie degenerates
>>34030690
What's wrong with this one?
>>34030642
>one long ass sentence without a single dot or comma
I think i know why you lost it all.
>>34031441
>foot fetish
How does it feel that your sexual preferences are shittier than sissy crap?
xnhhhdb,j
>>34029823
Obvious serial killer, do not contact. He will kill your "family"
>>34029564
Fucking jej
underated
hello sydney
>>34030760
4
FOOT
ELEVEN
>>34029335
reminds me of pic relatedoriginal
>>34031943
That's way too deep man
Damn, i feel bad
>>34030064
Typical Trump supporter
>>34029322
only posted yesterday I love my fucking state
>>34031505
shes not even that bad looking for cl, go for it anon
>>34029322
None of the ones near me are that bad actually, most of the women seeking don't have pictures, and most of the men seeking are just black dicks or ass shots for gays. Kind of disappointing desu
>>34038180
Being a brony is still a thing these days?
>>34029322
wtf, I love this kind of threads, but I hate gay stuff like the first dozen pics, GTFO you gay fagets and back to tumblr!
>tfw moved out of America and there's a lack of degeneracy like this to be found
I always wanted to have caring bear daddy drain my balls, no homo. Afterwards we'd eat pizza and watch a movie while he could rim me.
Now I've just got women who'd want plain sex in the missionary position, and anything beyond that is too fucking strange for them.
>>34030335
Tbh I thought you meant he really wanted to tuck Femto, which would have been an odd conclusion
>>34031448
>lubbock
Be my friend. You can play with my gunpla and ejaculate on my feet
>>34031766
I like your thinking, guy
>>34030740
>body: curvy
really makes you think
>>34029387
>chub
Man how deluded are these people? I'm surprised that thing can even walk.
>>34029573
>>34029602
lol i thought it a was a muscular back
Looking at Craigslist horrifies me. I start thinking of all the sick disgusting shit humanity does in the shadows that I never see (and thank God for that).
When I see old fat ugly wrinkly creeps I don't usually think about them sucking farts out of dogs' asses or whatever, but when you go to Craigslist you get to see all their twisted sexual fetishes in the open.
Got miIk?
>>34029473
sounds kinda hot deysu
>>34031097
Looks like a fucking cartoon villain lel
>>34040332
to be honest I'm pretty sure normies would say the exact same thing about 4chan.
>>34029800
> 28
> Curvy
> Separated
What could possibly go wrong
jamming a penis into a man's butt is absolutely hilarious
>>34030690
There are some 30-year-olds in this thread that are far worse... I'd say she's "attractive" for 60 y.o. and has reasonable expectations - nothing wrong here desu
>>34029783
I don't see what's so bad about this one you eroge loving full screen shotting fuck
asides from the fact that it's public on cl
>>34031717
it says she's in prison awaiting trial and only wants a pen pal
>>34041604
nah, it's a completely different vibe and feeling
4chan basics are anonymity, immaturity and lulz. No locations matter. When you see fucked up shit, it's more of a "well, this is a thing that happened somewhere at some point kek". It's like watching stories on kidnappings on the national news.
With CL it's the opposite, it's like oh god there are fucking low IQ middle-aged diseased criminal freaks within ten miles of me and they are using the internet to plot unfathomable degeneracy at this very moment. I personally saw an obese gay homeless couple 69'ing on the pavement behind a dumpster in an alley IRL (I needed to piss); what I see on CL gives me that feeling of visceral nausea and disgust, but to a much lower degree.
>>34030136
>>34030253
kill yourself retarded autist
>>34030702
>this saturation to blind out her ugly pig face and leave only her eyes visible
women will never learn lmao
>Hey fuck niggers!! Trump won nigger bitches!!
Trump is your potus nappy head and you cant do shit about it fuck nigger.
>Hey latino fuck, you lost to bendaho. Now get with the nigger and take my trash out fuck nigger. Get my order right fuck nigger. Wash my window fuck nigger.
>Pump my gas fuck nigger. Get my groceries fuck nigger.
>Lay down and let white people own you. Your just fuck niggers. Fuck nigger will sleep on a dirt floor to drive a 80's. Cadillac. Stupid fuck niggers.
fucking kek
>>34029783
>Pink season
Glad to see I'm not the only one listening.
>>34029610
>She
>her
Anon, I...
This can't be real
Origami
>>34030009
in nelson and horrified
It's not until you see these kinds of things that you realise that all americans are fat disgusting fucks. No wonder your nation is cucked.
>>34030760
you know, shit like that really gives me perspective and hope cause I'm definitely not that fucking ugly
>>34031140
>A Fucking Democrat
>>34029783
>pink season
>>34029852
did you seriously think this was funny?
>>34031140
>Facial Hair: Some
>>34046406
calm down big jhonson
>go to imagefap
>click on any featured member profile
have a puke bucket ready
Hi Casey! Go read an eBook on traps, faggot.
>>34046820
Why is it that fucking every featured profile on there is a tranny? The site owner must be a trannylover