Anyone here a teacher? I've been thinking about becoming

>get paid nothing
>students don't give a shit about what you teach
>wake up early everyday
>shittons of work to do at home
>fucking kids are cancer

b-but muh summers off

don't fall for it OP

>>34032209

What would be the best option for someone like me? I wan't a lot of time, so the fact that teachers get summers off is nice. I would like to be more free in my work enviornment I.e. not forced to sit on my ass all day and type in numbers and not forced to do intensive labor. Teaching seems like the best job for a lazy fuck like me desu. and plus, you're basically guaranteed a job.

>>34032569
Teaching is a very social job if that's a problem for you

What's the best teaching position and why is it history? Every history teacher I've had has been based as fuck. Coincidentaly, they were all male

>>34032708
I think i could pull it off. But if there is a better option that could satisfy my desire to big vacation days, less on the clock forced restrictions, and other stuff, i would definitely do it.

>>34032755
Who said anything about history? I feel like history is one of the least useful things to teach, since at any moment the state could lower your funding... but it seems easier than math or science

>>34032755
>Ancient History: Most teachers are female
>Modern History: Most teachers are male

>one is a valuable subject that makes you think about the nature of state power, democracy, morality and the role of individuals in society
>the other is a autistic echo chamber of statistic quoting and masturbating over "muh Nazi Germany" or "Muh Soviet Russia"

Really jogs the brain bog.

>>34032569
>I wan't a lot of time
You won't have a lot of time unless you teach younger kids.

>>34032950
>Ancient History
>WW2

Really makes you ponder.

>>34033055
How so? If i teach high school leveled, the most time consuming would be grading but i could structure my assignments where i would do very little grading (except for the occasional essay), i could do completely automated multiple choice tests too. Leave by 3:30 or 4:00 since i plan to teach something like history or english that won't require me to do after school tutoring. How won't i have much time, exactly?

>OP is completely ignoring the fact that he will barely make enough money to support himself

>>34031966
Teaching is the normiest job ever. Fuck off norman

>>34032755
That's because they genuinely love the subject they're teaching. It's not like there's anywhere else for history enthusiasts to go.