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>be last night
>boil two eggs for them to be hard boiled
>success
>peel and eat one
>go to sleep
>wake up
>go to uni and come back
>other egg gone
>daddy says my bitch fucker soster ate one
>she is still at uni
>you steal my eggs, i steal your money whore
>go to her room and take 20 bucks
>start boiling two more eggs
>checkmate whore
>pic related
>its also raining outside so i locked the door so she will be out in th rain
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>>34098007
Should've kept the other egg in your pocket
She couldn't have eaten the egg if you thought ahead and put it in your pocket.
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cant steal and eat this egg you fucking roastie
oregano
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>>34098574
>knowing how to cook
gtfo my board Chad REEEEEEE
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>not having a mini fridge in your NEET-cave
I have no sympathy for you
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>>34098007
I like this post
Engaging story, good characters, plenty of woman-hate, ample autism & edge. Characteristic man-child overreaction was funny but still believable. Left me wanting more.
8/10
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>>34098668
>>>/ck/
back to your shitposting containment board
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>>go to her room and take 20 bucks
I shouldn't find this funny, but I do.
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