>Sarah Bonito turns out to be dating the CRUSHER who brags

hahaha /mu/ raid rite guize

>that tiny cut cock
fucking cutlets haha

>>34098153
so that's what it's like if men wore leggings in the same vein as women.

>the flaccid penis appears

>>34098153

>wears spanx to show off his 2 inch flaccid dick
>5'5

LMAO classic manlets

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>>34098153

>Tfw you're reminded some people are having sex and you aren't

It's like a small dagger being jammed under my nail

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>>34098223
He usually gets himself semi hard

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>>34098205
>>34098223
>>34098224

You just got C R U S H E D

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>>34098233
this one hurt
the girl is superior too

>>34098358
>a chink with nigger lips

what did he mean by this?

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>>34098404
I actually thought he was a nigger at first

>>34098323
>>34098358
>>34098370
>This Account is Private
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ayo lmfao

Who is this chink and why is he trying to show off his small penis?

>>34098404
its just an average filipino.

>>34098429
his twitter isnt

>>34098437
the band Kero Kero Bonito got popular because it's "innocent" and "cute" and "childish"

then this guy comes along and totally dominates the girl, who many people on /mu/ waifu'd

That is some real gay shit.

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>>34098429
This is what you are missing

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>tfw wearing tight pants as a tall white guy with a big uncut dick

asian qts always turning their heads and im in the asian qt capital of the country

What ethnicity is this man?

What an aberration.

Is this like a popular style in the Philippines? Because I'm sure he's be arrested for indecency in the states because hes fucking showing his cock off.

>>34098153


Why does this gooknigger insist on showing his dick outline in every picture?

>>34098497
Malay, they live in England

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>>34098497
monkey chink and still gets all the pussy he wants

>>34098482
I wanna zucc his dick so much

>>34098435
Dude got a nice bulge
bet his lady is more than happy to show it off.

>>34098518
XXXXIIIIIIIIEEEEETTTTT

>>34098510
thats what makes the whole thing so funny

TAGALOGGED

I was expecting Kawajiri. Both of these people are ugly af.
>only a blue belt
>sparring looked basic af
>slams in the gi (illegal)
>too much muscle mass for his height, probably to compensate for lack of technique, likely steroids

he's going nowhere fast

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>>34098510
Because women like it. This is the girl he tossed aside in >>34098370

>>34098553

I didn't know it was socially acceptable. People used to point and laugh at this kind of thing. What world am I living in?

>>34098482
Why don't those bros tell this faggot to put on some fucking pants because they are tired of seeing his dick? What the fuck. If I had any friends and one wore those I'd say something

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>>34098588
you have to be big enough

>>34098619
>5'8 and proud of his average dick he has to chub up before even taking a pic

pathetic.

>>34098588
he doesn't do it on purpose obviously. according to him anyway

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>>34098635
He seems to have some insecurity complex about it, probably because of the asian stereotype.

How do you go from this https://youtu.be/AL8fz8W2Yos

to this
https://youtu.be/nHK3KQ3e-l4

>>34098750
God this gook is the definition of short man syndrome.

>>34098619
>implying this turbo narcissist doesn't spend 20 minutes photoshopping his dick for every pic

His dick is literally a different shape in every photo

>>34098750
>"This is what I think of your faggy art"

Is that all it takes to get a girl? Make sure my little cock bulged in spats and act like a tough guy on social media?

>>34098864
just put on your little sister's yoga pants, take half a viagra and go pace around the nearest gym.

>>34098864

Rod Stewart made a career out of it.

>>34099010
but stewart was a good looking talented rockstar. how is this CRUSHER getting away with stealing pure girls like sarah?!

>>34098958
This, it only looks big because he's literally wearing girl's pants.

I tried girl jeans on by accident in the thrift store that were my size but my package literally had no room to go so I couldn't pull them up to my waist.

Lmao talented white guys can't make it in this world without little Japanese girls and it's basically your fault

>>34099032

Internet access. Apparently nowadays any retarded faggot can become a sensation via social media

>>34098153
>who brags about emptying his balls in her on instagram
Implying this isn't the right way to get girls to fuck you. Go give her some flowers and see what you get, faggot.

>>34098750
LOLLLL Christ literally knocking down all the waifufags' dreams.

Let's just hope he's not a roidrage asshat like War Machine.

>>34099032
women don't care about talent, they care about masculinity and status.

I could take this guy in a fight no problem.

What the literal fuck is wrong with this guy? Why would any women ever want to date a guy like that?

I seriously don't understand

>>34099447

don't underestimate retard strength

tfw missing all the CRUSHER threads on /mu/ cause i'm banned

if any sarah waifufags are here let me just say i'm lmaoing at your life

>>34098477
Good, hope those /mu/cucks learned their lesson.

If you're a girl, especially a girl who has something of a reputation to uphold, would you really want to be dating a guy who talks like that?

I mean memes aside, is it really good to have some asshole constantly go on about railing you?

Bumperino originalino 1!1!

>>34099623
>>34099741

It's basically this: >>34099130

If she's a slut or a submissive whore, then she'll love your sexual honesty.

>>34098482
Jesus Christ, this guy must literally have the IQ of an ape

every single fucking pic he got his dick out

>>34099741
you underestimate normies in the year 2017

it's only going to get more normal from here on out

>>34098153
>nice girl who wears Splatoon t-shirts wants to date guys like this

we are fucked lads
NO women would ever want a beta male

they would rather date men who literally beat them than a weak boy

>>34099687
>lmaoing at your life

You're an insufferable douche, just like "le CRUSHER dick man xD". I was starting to feel happier than ever, because of KKB and dreaming about Sarah. Then, that thread on /mu/ blew up and made me leave to /r9k/ again.

You don't understand real robots and why some of us need waifus. No one wants you here, Chad.

>>34100195
maybe you need to realize nobody wants YOU hear you worthless piece of dickshit

the kind of people who worship women are not people, and they definitely are not robots

>>34100195
>implying the crusher posting doesn't mock degeneracy and make a parody of alphas
you deserve this for latching on some british slag instead of an actual japanese girl

>>34100107
and every single pic you are looking at his dick.

>>34100195

>3D
>Waifu
>3D
>Waifu
>3D
>waifu

3DPD will ALWAYS be inferior to Glorious 2DQT women. Time to wise up, anon. 3 dimensional women are boorish, disloyal, ugly, and ultimately inferior. Get a 2D waifu before you lose your mind.

>>34100373
this right here

btw anon who's your qt 2d maiden?

>>34100373
Jpop and kpop girls are literally signed on contract to remain virginal and commit suicide if they break it and get exposed. They make for great 3D waifus even though their nature is forcefully repressed.

>>34100415

>EVER picking a 3D waifu over a 2D waifu

Hahaha, anon. These women are whores deep down. 2D waifus are PURE to the marrow of their bones. It's really a poor substitute, and why substitute?

>>34100485
because i have a foot fetish and almost no one can properly draw feet.

>>34100373
I know, but 2D never did anything for me. Sure, some of them are qt and all, but I never felt any genuine love for them. I loved Sarah... ;_;

>>34100257
Why are you even here?

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>>34098435
>a dick thread
nope

>>34098153
lmao i thought i was the only one who listened to sarah bonito and kero kero lmao

she's rad

>>34101296
>lmao i thought i was the only one who listened to sarah bonito and kero kero lmao
>she's rad
Fuck off faggot. Her shit is garbage and she's a typical roastie whore letting any douche smash. Shit I might start acting like a faggot and fuck her dirty gook asshole

>>34098153
>that hair
Nothing of value was lost.

Bummperino origieloni

>>34098323
Holy shit this is the male version of women shoehorning their tits into every picture

>>34098427
He's Malay/Moroccan so he's practically a nigger. Malays are a bunch of black-skinned ooga-boogas.

>>34098518
What's with the size of his lips? Fucking monkey.

>>34098153
>Having such tight pants that you can see every contour of his dick
lol what a fag

I don't even know who these people are but she's cute and he looks like a douchebag, typical couple combination so not surprised.

Chad with a Stacy, you never had a chance OP so just accept it.

>nice girl
she's an attention whore weeb

>>34098613
>>34100107
It's called insecurity, he has a cute girlfriend but he's so ashamed of his small penis that he needs people to recognize it and see it.

Gives him an ego boost probably or something.

>>34098370
man this is so awkward cause like who would say that to someone that isn't their boyfriend? that's just a huge huge red flag for all future boyfriends

Serves you dumbfucks right, for having a waifu

>asian with a big dick
what happened bros??? I thought us whites were supposed to be bagging these asian chicks left and right fuck my life

>>34098493
>big uncut dick
[citation needed]

>>34100081
But its just disgusting and its the only thought that ever goes through this manlet's head.

Do all girls really go for this shit? Pretty much everyone enjoys sex but that doesn't mean they have to drone on about how alpha male hurr they are constantly. No wonder this species is doomed.

Lollololololololol

>>34098153
Literally looks like a monkey. What fucking jungle did this manlet monkey crawl out of lmao