So why haven't you become a fukboi yet, /r9k/?

shoulders and height

>>34098573
This anon knows whats up. My body isn't made for it, and neither is my face.

>>34098524
Because I already have my personal fuccboi. No need for me to become one.

>>34098524
>too tall
>too old

orig

>>34098585
it's too bad. My face could do it, but I'll settle for being a cute boy

I tried but i look to manly

Im gonna crossdress only oncea month so i dont turn into a tranny

>>34098524
Disgusting desu

You should know better than to become that, anon

>>34098524
Because Susan Coffey is not a fuckboi. I don't think you guys can tell anymore.

>>34098524
but thats susan coffey not a man, traps never look this good

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I already did.
>tfw ordered a nice-looking dildo online today
Looking forward to sticking it on my headboard and fucking it like crazy.
I also ordered a fidget cube (that's probably a chinese knockoff) because I'm always fiddling with things anyway

>>34098524
That's a chick.

Google Susan Coffey, faggots please fuck off.

I'm 6tf tall and 300lbs.
I wouldn't be a very good girl.

>>34098923
Every girl (male) needs a fat, sleazy older man to rape them, though.

>>34098854
whats a fidget cube also post pics lets see if you pass faggot

>>34098944
That's true. It's time to open your bouypucci anon because I'm coming in.

>>34098524
>So why haven't you become a fukboi yet, /r9k/?

too insecure and afraid

>>34098952
>fidget cube
I had a pretty detailed picture but I can't find it. It's a cube with clicky buttons and a little thumbstick and stuff like that to fidget with.
>also post pics
God, no. I haven't taken care of myself at all, today. I've been sitting in my apartment like a hungry goblin.
>>34098977
You're not supposed to tell me to get ready, you just take me. But let me eat first, I'm so hungry I can hardly move.

>>34099067
If you can't move that makes it easier for me to catch and subdue your ass. My cum is your dinner tonight.

>>34099169
Yeah but I want actual food first. Haven't you seen any h-manga? Halfway through, I have to start enjoying it and take charge. Can't do that on an empty stomach.

>>34099188
These threads always get me hard and I go jerk off to traps. Just thought I'd share.

Enjoy your food.

Because I already am one.

>>34099188
>Haven't you seen any h-manga
What are you, gay?

>>34099230
nice. post pics so i can finish

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>>34099236
No, I'm just a straight guy who orders dildos off the internet, posts anime girls on 4chan, and occasionally has sex with other men.

>>34099283

Finish what? Why would would I post photos of myself that can only be viewed in art galleries anyway?

>>34099308
Dont be cheeky, sissy and post your ass.

>>34098524
I don't suffer from that particular mental illness.

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>>34099328

F-Fine...

How's this?

>>34099512
It's alright. I already came to real girls though so you should shoo.

>>34099512

Mika, stop posting your pics in these threads. It's gross.

t. femgen

>>34099659

>Mika.

Really.. Who is that?

>>34099512
anon I really hope you realize you aren't feminine at all

you look like a kinda fat boy

lose weight PLEASE

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>>34099776

Nah. I'm not fat.