/britfeel/

Here's a unique feel for 3:39am

The coconutisation of black women is very troubling. As someone with jungle fever the ghettoish personality is what attracts me most to them. But nowadays more and more black women are becoming coconuts, and you may as well be with a white woman at that point

>Stacy I talk to and been with on and off for years quit her job and got a new one a few months ago
>she finds out today the store she moved to is closing down and she's being made redundant

bloody hell lads, not sure if I should laugh or feel sad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g

Hello 4chan friends. I ask you a question. If I a received a text message 2 weeks ago asking what I'm up to but didn't reply, is it bad etiquette to reply now with the excuse that I've not checked my phone?

2 posts in and this already looks like a shit thread. Think I should just close britfeel and go read a book or something, get an early night

unitedkinfom morel ike the midel east

All of the people I know who are in relationships constantly cheat on their SO's and complain about being unhappy, yet when it comes around to me, they tell me I need to get in a relationship. Why Is that?

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put the flesh on the ground lads it's time for a forced conscription into the /britfeel/ skele army

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>>39012423
Go for it you mad cunt

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>>39012421
I've built walls
A fortress deep and mighty
That none may penetrate
I have no need of friendship; friendship causes pain
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain

I am a rock
I am an island

I have my books
And my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_AFN6JuIr8

>>39012464
the constant societal pressure makes people delude themselves into "loving" otherwise undesirable partners

>watching MDE World Peace for the 5th time at 4 in the morning
Where did it all go wrong? Or where did it all go right

>>39012489
I'm thinking this is the case too. I'm not against being in a relationship if it comes about naturally but it always seems so forced a lot of the time.

>>39012561
I'm with my gf because I love her but all my mates who are in relationships are only in one because they don't want to be single.

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>>39012626
When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'.
Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya.
At seven p.m. a main hatchway caved in, he said
Fellas, it's been good t'know ya

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>>39012678
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, Dad
I don't know when, but we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then

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t
https://youtu.be/OJWOtL-PZiE

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you okay ebin?

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>>39012726
I could tell you about my life
And keep you amused I'm sure
About all the times I've cried
And how I don't want to be sad anymore

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Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
I don't want to wake up
On my own anymore
Sing to me
Sing to me
I don't want to wake up
On my own anymore
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I really want to go

Music is meant to be cathartic but I think it just makes us even sadder most of the time

>>39012750
it makes me even sadder when I know what happened to peter green, and seeing him there so young, unaware of his future. he seems happy at least now

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>Guy needs a fucking firearm license to carry those hands around because these things can kill someone from distance

>actually it's fucking disgusting

>Hey, he needs those long fingers to reach his boyfriend's prostate

>marfan syndrome

>Buckethead has long hands like these martin syndrome or something

>Pyatt Pree called, he wants his hands back...

>Gay ass hands

>Think of all the groceries he can carry

>Xcom: Faggot Unknown

GOOD TIMES FOR A CHANGE
SEE THE LIFE IVE HAD
COULD MAKE A GOOD MAN
turn bad
SO
fOR
ONCE IN MY LIFEEE
LET ME
GET WHAT I WAAAANT
LORRRD KNOWWS
IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME

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>>39012580
>>39012580
hehe robot's are speaking are old tongue

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>>39012828
>Ebin is having a mental breakdown and there's nothing you can do to help him
Mate you've gotten worse shit here on britfeel, it'll be alright.

>>39012828
Don't forget, 7.8k views. Seven thousand eight hundred people have seen your hands. You probably haven't even met that many people in your entire life

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
my heilcopter song

>>39012828
>caring what redditors think of your hands
mate

Also you haven't even mentioned being referred to as a 'reddit-lover and gay pride supporter'

>>39012828
>>Think of all the groceries he can carry
You have to admit mate that was a solid one

>feet hurt
>take socks off
>feet cold
>put socks back on

>>39012927
why do feet hurt

>>39012927
get some comfy slippers
>feet warm
>feet comfy

>>39012828
Don't listen to those reddit cunts

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What a fucked work night out. I managed to totally fuck the work place dynamic and spent the last hour walking home alone.

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>>39012958
I've got an ingrown toenail and it feels really painful and sensitive when anything presses on it, even the tightness from socks sometimes

>>39013051
Sorry to hear mate. Work night outs can be proper shit, think we've all been there. Get yourself a cup of tea and watch something comfy in bed, wait til it all blows over.

>>39013051
I'm sorry to hear that lad, people like us just don't fit in

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>>39013074
Never understood how people get ingrown toenails. Do you just cut them once a year?

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how doth i receiveth a gf

Gotta be up at 8. I couldn't bring myself to get out of bed this morning and I can't bring myself to get back into it now.

>>39013116
Starts if it doesn't cut right for whatever reason so then it grows unevenly, usually in a place you can't see then before you know it you're fucked.
I kept trying to cut mine down, ended up just cutting the skin away and taking it out, noticed there was an infection site so I dug a little bit, got into position and popped it then drained it all out.
Cannot begin to explain the relief.
Never had a problem with that toe ever again, the other big toe is a WIP

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How are we feeling this morning?

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Am I living in a box
Am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box
Am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box

>>39013224
Worst in a long while

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>>39013224
Consume poo and kicketh the bucket, thee scummy tripfag.

>>39013116
Yeah I don't cut them properly, I deserve it :(

Already had to have one toenail removed, now the other one's gonna need doing at some point. I reckon about a year before it becomes unbearable

>>39013224
Just listening to tunes while doing nothing but self-loathing and half arsed looking at college / job opportunities Very little opportunities as it were

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>>39013224
Morning crumpet. I've been awake since 23:00 but haven't even found the motivation to get out of bed. My mind's been so foggy I haven't been able to contemplate anything like I normally like to do. Maybe in a bit, but time is limited because I don't like posting during the day

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>>39013378
tell us about yourself then, how old are you and whats your life situation? I'm curious

>>39013313
Ebin you should write a book about all your thoughts on things, kind of like your blog. It would be a unique insight into a special kind of person. I would buy it

>>39013415
I think someone could make a book out of my blog by now, i'm not that creative. My mind would fire blanks if I had to consider writing something like that and not just spontaneous thoughts

>>39013224
maudlin
didn't hit my weight goal
might kill my sorrow with pizza and milkshake

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Whens the sun come up now anyway? I should go for a bike ride before I go to sleep but don't want to go when its dark

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>>39013378
>>39013378
Killeth yourself avatarfag, thee bringeth us all down with thy depressing posteth's, one shouldst lift the spirits of us robots.

>>39013433
It could just be a compilation of your spontaneous thoughts though. In fact that would probably be most fitting because it suits how you think

>>39013458
you ruined nighttime britfeel you faggot now i can't escape tripfaggotry because of you you salad fingered cunt

>>39013224
>morning
It's still night Crumpet

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>>39013504
when my story is finished maybe, or reaching the climax

>>39013513
I've been posting in nighttime britfeel forever, a few months ago it was just me bumping it when everyone else had fucked off. The thread used to always die but me and a few others started keeping it alive and now its actually active

>>39013413
It's even built like a Panopticon. That's terrifying

>>39013547
stfu i am always on nighttime britfeel and you go bed around 1am don't pretend to be some thread life giver.

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I am death destroyer of threads.

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>>39013413
I can't pretend I have it anywhere near as tough as you do Ebin. In a nutshell, I'm just a friendless recluse who unironically has the 'tism. All I really do is browse /britfeel/ and think about things which I sometimes post here. Wish I had the motivation and self-discipline to put my thoughts to paper and orchestrate them on a larger and more coherent scale than sporadic /britfeel/ posts.

>>39013729
Just start compiling them into a text or word document, maybe have sections divided on general topic of thought

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>>39013729
I didn't ask as a robot dick measuring contest, was just curious. Sounds like we have a few things in common at least, are you neet?

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>>39013729
>Wish I had the motivation and self-discipline to put my thoughts to paper and orchestrate on a larger and more coherent scale than sporadic /britfeel/ posts.


all you did is large shitty depressing posts that all sound the same and are kind of bloggish
fucking stop

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>>39013787
No i got a job and a gf.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFZ75vKe3YY

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>>39013876
Pleb fucking normie reddit choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuh3WyfVL2M

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>>39013776
That would probably a good start. Though I'd like to remaster and go into more depth on some of them than what the 2000 maximum characters on 4chan allows for.

>>39013787
Just didn't want to come off like some of those people, who I think you're probably quite familiar with, who exaggerate the severity of their problems whilst those who genuinely have it bad are forgotten about. I am a NEET, currently living with my family. I think I'd like to move out one day but the prospect of all that independence is a little daunting,

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>>39013941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qHtYfktiQ&index=9

>>39013980
you gay or trans why do you related to crona she a emo meo anime

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All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho

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>>39013848
This wasn't me. I'll use a trip to prevent impersonations.

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>>39013993
ill raise you this muggle wog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfHrryY5UL0

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>>39014050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeO4RF7eXBc

bit of the old ludwig van

>>39014015
FUCKING DON'T YOU DARE! This place has too many, just lighting the fuck up just, because you post some depressed weeb emo doesn't mean you have to act and post like one all the time,
this is why avatar piss me off.

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>>39014086
>>39014086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KewzJoDNaI
and abit of the old ultra violence go hand in hand

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>>39014006
I relate to Crona because we both find social interaction extremely confusing and difficult, and we both deeply fear and mistrust other people.

>you gay or trans
I'm bi. I don't think I'm fully trans like Tilde but I do have feelings of wishing I was a girl semi-regularly. I'd rather be called cute than handsome. But I am mostly comfortable being male.

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>>39014113
I refrained from using a trip until I was impersonated just now. Preventing impersonations is probably one of the main legitimate reasons to use a trip tbqh.

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>>39014183
Like pottery i got two sissyboy's just like you.

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>>39014183
>I'd rather be called cute than handsome
I would happily take either desu h-haha

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>>39014213
well you can stop now just stop acting like the emo moe thing you post all the time it's very annoying

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>>39014232
i am the 80's kid i know all the best tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

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>>39014283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tzf_mi6-w4

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>>39014313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nw-V5eEeAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU

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2Dfags out, 3Dfags in I reckon lads

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Let's bring some modern feels to the table
https://soundcloud.com/somarbeats/my-window

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>>39014354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rv2BQa2OU

going to try have a bike ride lads haha, my first one aside from the test run

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>>39014260
I don't post all the time. So far I've only posted at nighttime, and I try to make sure my posts are well thought out and not just inane drivel. For over a month now I've posted lots of topics - especially pertaining to aspects of NEEThood and robothood - and my thoughts on them that have resulted in plenty of interesting conversations.

>>39014213
You have to be pretty pathetic to worry about people judging you on an anonymous horse racing site desu.

>>39014385
I appreciate your posts Crona and enjoy trying to input my take on them desu

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>>39014376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
gfdgfd

>>39012850
That's not Old English, fucking yanks

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>>39014420
This must be one of the best tunes ever, I'll be ending on that. Thanks for playing along lads

>>39014385
not they haven't it all been depressing stuff on robothood mosty the nature of friends and relationships

>>39014436
lads it has just been me and u faggot

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>>39014486
I'm sure the other 14 people who've posted have been listenting to every song posted r-right

>>39014183
You on discord add me we can be late night buddies also bi but more a masc dom top.

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>>39014506
They bloody better, otherwise they are musical plebs.

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>>39014555
>he doesn't listen to kpop

what you doing la'

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>>39014566
I do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s

Another fairly modern tune lads
https://soundcloud.com/lumikide/golden-radio-edit
Reminds me of these ancient 1900 tracks you lot are posting haha x

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>>39014566
Not listening to shitty gook music, thats what bet you like it because it's cute.

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>>39014616
Meant 1900s tracks as in the 20th century
Fucks sake my meme has been ruined

>>39014632
North Korea has some decent pop too lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2tPm7QNgBA

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>my brain decides to wake me up at 5am
>can't go back to sleep
hahahahaha lads how great is this eh

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>>39014407
I make no secret of the fact I am a pretty pathetic person. I don't care about people judging me though, what I write are my exact unfiltered thoughts. But if someone tries to impersonate me then naturally I will do what I can to verify my identity.

>>39014415
Thanks lad, I've had some really enjoyable and thought-provoking discussions with anons here, I'm sure you and I have had a few. Thinking deeply and critically about things helps me to focus and feel better when I would otherwise feel groggy, bored, or sad.

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>>39014566
going through kpop now instead of going out to ride my bike haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8ZrPFMr_nY

>>39014696
I'm surprised you'd rather cycle in the day than go out for a /nightcycle/

>>39014696
Do both, ride around and listen to music
Problem solved

>>39014667
christ just stop name fagging ill won't impersonate u again

>>39012374
>drink 5 pints
>wake up at 5am feeling like death
Is this normal?

>>39014730
I'm too scared right now. I was waiting for some brightness but I've been distracted now people will have woken up

>>39014732
I'd rather listen out for potential danger

I'm going now so today isn't a total disaster

>>39014759
only for fags with pussy guts

>>39012828
Why don't you use all the free time you have constructively and paint your walls or something? It's very cathartic.

>>39014770
Keep one ear in, it's how I survive
t. Live in a dodgy city area and always on high alert

>>39014780
never used to be this way. think I'm just getting old.

>>39014832
did you drink on a empty belly or full

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>>39014770
nevermind I don't know how to open the door to where my bike is stored

>>39014868
shit i didn't eat much yesterday actually. probably explains it.

>>39014874
go for walk or a jog

>>39014886
already took my coat off and opened a can of coke zero now. Tomorrow shall mark the day of my cycle to sucess

>>39014897
excuses excuses lad sort it out

>>39014667
How old are you, mate? Just out of curiousity.

Lads what's a good free VPN?

>>39015422
doubt any free VPN is good desu lad.

>>39015442
I only want it to access yank netflix now that changing DNS codes doesn't work. Don't really give a shit if they're selling what kind of porn I watch to third parties

>>39015461
Will Hola not work?

>>39015465
Hm I haven't tried, I used to use that but Netflix banned all major VPNs so I guessed it wouldn't

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>>39015465
Nah didn't work lad, cheers anyways though

>>39015488
>>39015525
Chances are you're not going to find a free one that works if they just banned everything they could find in a google search

>>39015547
Yeah I'm hoping for some obscure shit, apparently some VPNs still work

>>39015421
I'm 20 years old lad

conspiracy theory: crona poster is tildeanon

>had a dream where i fell in love with a cute girl who was perfect and she loved me back
>wake up and feel like shit when i realise she never existed.

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>>39015722
>conspiracy theory: crona poster is tildeanon
Can confirm

Morning all anyone still lurking

So why is everyone up so early

i can't believe i feel depressed because of a dream. its always the same girl too.

>>39015932
i only fell asleep at 2am. i normally only sleep for about 5 hours

>>39015947
Happens to a lot of people thres events are pepe meme about it

>>39015525
>>39015525
why the fuck are you wanting to use american neflix just use a online free stream site link tv muse watch anything you want

>>39015954
>eep for about 5 hours
No healthy you really need more

>already almost halfway through august
I'm about to have a fucking meltdown over this

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>>39016214
haha yeah lad funny that isn't it

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>>39015918
Morning lad! Just woke up. What you up to today?

I have 8 hours of slavery desu. Trying to decide if I want to try eating toast or not too

>get some money
>want to spend it right away

what the fuck is wrong with me

Footybot here. First game of the none league season today. Feel like ending myself.

>>39016374
ya blew it lad, ya blew it

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>>39016250
tidle when are you going to take my virginity?

Is next Friday and bank holiday

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>>39012374
We need to send 1 anon to each greggs near tilde today. we will finally find the tripfag menace and destroy him.

>>39016477
H-haha come on lads! I'll give you a free sausage roll if you let me slave in peace

>>39016477
>>39016477
this
operation fake roastie

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>>39016564
>>39016530
Okay lads, what's the plan? Who's going to which greggs?

I think I drank a whole bottle of vodka last night I'm not sure

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shitting on a german poster >>39016545 now what are you doing lads

>>39016613
where is tilde does his blog give any clues

>>39016644
Isn't it shrewsbury or some shit?

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>>39016644
England is my city lad

>>39016654
Of c-course not baka!

>>39016654
>shrewsbury
am in telford but got famiy there might go see me granny and check out the local greggs for some sauages rolls and some yum yums and take some pics to of course
>>39016530
greggs still serve yum yums

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>>39016724
Tilde, you should just tell us which greggs it is and let us have our way with you! ~

>>39016751
Well you know it's near a Peacocks. Can't reveal anything more

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>>39016760
heard you like going near pea cocks tilde, lucky for me right haha

>>39014183
I want to make Cronaposter feel like a girl.

>filtered ebin and poley so they're highlighted
now I can easily ignore or read depending on my mood

Can't tell if I'm really hungry or ready to puke

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>>39016777
>>39016751
>>39016654
lads found there are 2 peacocks and 2 greggs shops in shewsbury only one his close to a greggs
47 Pride Hill, Shrewsbury SY1 1DN
01743 355539
call and ask your calling on behalf of some lgbt group seing how many work there or some shit

>>39016798
Fuck you thats my job.

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>>39016820
>Pride Hill
That's a fitting street name.
So, what's the plan, boys?

>>39016835
>I go it
>see a qt girl
>ask her to marry me
>she says yes

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>>39016760
Is this the one?
Ogi

>>39016835
if we have any lads who live near there, wait until he makes a post about being at work then go in and snap a picture of the one that looks like a bulimic tranny

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>>39016835
kek
>>39016909
>>39016856
Lads am going to find tilde and ask her out on a date, or if she says no am just going to dox her.

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>>39016939
Is this tilde? I live like an hour away from Shrewsbury, but if /britfeel/ are having a meetup at Greggs in Shrewsbury, then I might come down.

>>39016939
should follow him home and post the address for the lads, then we can crash it and have a party desu

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>>39016929
I live in telford it's like a 20 minute drive already going amd this dude>>39016939
>>39016820
>>39016733

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>>39016909
A little more information

>>39016832
No, he's mine. I got dibs.

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>>39016960
when do we get to stretch out his holes?

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>>39016960
might do lad i really hate trips
>>39016954
am down but i want alone time with tilde 1st lad

>>39016961
god speed lad, happy hunting

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>>39016968
I got dibs fag look >>39014534
if your not fast your last, also i have too sissyboy's already and have a big cock so get cucked.

>>39016961
>I live in telford
I would feel honoured to live in the same town as Smithy Boy tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU

>>39016960
Only if we can play Tekken and chill

>>39017010
FUCKING KEK
my nephew knocked this guy out
not even lying bruv

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i find her she doesn't even give me a (you)

Lads I didn't cry when my Grandad died, but made myself cry this morning daydreaming about having to put my imaginary dog down.
Do you think I should be concerned?

My imaginary dog was a border collie and my grandad was a bit racist, for full context.

if you rape tilde at least record it for us lads

All right my lads what have you got planned for the weekend?

>>39017123
stalking tilde

>>39017119
how do you even wank with those hands I bet you can wrap your hand around your dick 3 times

any of you lads play poker desu?
i have a poker set but no friends so its useless

>>39017159
yes why did you get it

>>39017159
Not regularly but i enjoy the game. What sort of poker is it?

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>>39017123
Self loathing and suicide ideation. Maybe vidya if I feel up to it. You?

>>39017170
i liked it and wanted it desu

>>39017174
i like texas hold'em

I'm goin' on an eyeball with some sexy mama bears is that a big 10-4?

are there any as and when needed medical stimulants? or only regular dosing ones?

>>39017126
Sounds thrilling, play safe
>>39017176
Tell you what, skip straight to the vidya. Much funner.
I'm going to see some friends today

>>39016250
You work 6 days a week? That sucks

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>>39017176


what games do you play anyone on the ps4 wanna play

>>39017187
were abouts are you up streaming poker nights for /britfeel/

>watch porn with the sound on regardless of if my mum is home or not

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friend just applied to the job i'm hoping to get, I guarantee that he'll end up getting it..

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>>39017502
dubs you do trips u don't

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Who knows, by this time tomorrow we may have established contact with Tilde.

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>>39017544
welp, looks like im getting the job boys

>>39017547
Yep going to the greggs today and tomorrow think ill stay over at my grans.

>>39017547
If that Gregg's is correct. I guarantee I already have on multiple occasions. No one there I thought was trans tho...

>>39017544
Dubs confirm it in an original way

>>39017583
there are two greggs in shewsbury

>>39016909
>>39017602
He said he works in one near a peacoks so it's probably link related

>>39017624
then go today and tomorrow lad then, wanna meet up will be staying at my grans in shewsbury

heard from a reliable source lenlad is going to drop tildes doxx tonight that he got from an old waifu poster

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FUCK YOU ANON I CAN'T GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

>>39017286
im not brit but i will play with u anon i have no1 to play with either

>>39017684
I live at the other end of the country

>>39017720
were you from do you live here and whats your ps4 addy

>>39017730
then wtf you on about how have you been to at greggs so much

>>39017743
He said in this thread he works in a greggs near a peacoks in Shrewsbury I found it and posted it some other an observer say they are going to go there

>>39017123

>Go to the bank to get a bankers draft
>Go to the post office to post it
>Go to Argos to get a replacement phone
>Go to B&Q/Homebase to get some wood/hinges and make a garden gate
>Maybe go to the casino if I feel I've been productive enough today

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>>39017777

These fucking lucky Kevs! I think I'll definitely be going tonight

>>39017743
I think your getting me confused with another poster

>>39017773
yeah me are you this guy
>>39017583
if not sorry thought you were someone else since you gave me a (you)

>>39017794
>yeah me are you this guy
Lean English

watching black mirror
and the guy is getting cucked
is giving me good feels

>>39017815
What is black mirror? A movie?

>>39017822
a series.
but each episode has an independent plot.

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These Shrewsbury-Anons are probably having so much fun locating Tilde, meanwhile I'm stuck in boring old Worcester.

>tfw no worcestershire tripfag to locate and hunt.

>everybody on 4chan from Bristol is either a teenage Chad or successful normalfag in their 30s

>>39017837
Sounds cool
>>39017838
Find somone on Facebook and stalk them it's really fun

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>play the ever oasis demo
>instantly start lusting over the lizard woman you can play as
Wew, lads

>>39017847
apart from when I get there in November

who else here only masturbates to ugly girls to keep their standards low? every "average" girl i see in public is above average to me now.

>>39017874
You saying that makes me think you're 18, so it doesn't matter.

>>39017882
I'm 23 and a failing musician

>>39017808
>>39017808
right bak at ya

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>>39017861
I already pseudo-stalk my secondary school oneitis, but there's so little info that you can get on them if they're not your friend on normiebook. Stalking some random person sounds kinda boring desu.

>>39017893
>bak
Kek!

>>39017911
Dose she have a twitter or imstagram?

>>39017815
1st season is good 2nd is kind of meh
also feeling good about cuckholding
l
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l>
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>>39017914
i meant to do that taking de piss lad

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>>39017935
No, not to my knowledge. Two of her secondary school friends have twitter, but one of them no longer posts, and the other has a private profile.

>>39017944
Of yourself? Because I've been writing normally

what's the best non fizzy, non burning my throat alcoholic drink?

>>39017937
there's a difference between feeling good and getting good feels.

>>39017953
Oh that's a sham, I don't know what else to suggest

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Good morning lads
wake up song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swYdKF1MpWg

>>39017961
Guinness or any ale

>>39017960
>Lean English
yea boiii

>>39017991
isn't that fizzy?

>>39017998
Not really
>>39017992
At least people can understand what I mean

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>Not to mention their mother_ who is a retired dancer, could easily be mistaken as their sister, but turns out she's 63.


Get an Asian gf

>tfw parents are getting increasingly angry about me not buying a car

they want me to buy some shitbox for 300 quid but i want to save up for a campervan that i can use to have weekends away to myself with desu

>>39018033
Why do they want you to get a car

>>39018033
>some shitbox for 300 quid
are your parents retarded?

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Lads i made a comfy /brit/,/britfeel/,/britpol/ server
Zqumw.

>>39018021
The youngest looks the oldest.

Orientals truly are the masters of surgery. I wonder if that's part of the samurai legacy? Masters of razor-sharp steel blades, now their descendants use those same blood skills to carve up ugly girls into pretty girls.

>>39018009
>Not really
needs to be able to be shook up to fuck without going flat mate, needs to be not carbonated at all

>>39018059
>pol

wonderful
just what we needed

>>39018059
>spies on you
>comfy
pick one

>>39018072
I should mention my current plan is rum and lemon iced tea

>>39018072
Vodka but add a lot of water

>>39018067
When she's that age and looks that good I don't think plastic surgery matters.

Imagine being a 60 year old guy with a wife that hot.

>>39018048
dont know really, its not like i use them for lifts or anything i just walk places. must be a normie thing

>>39018056
i dont know a lot about cars but the ones they want me to buy at least have a decent mot on them still
they are messaging a guy on facebook about his vw polo right now

>>39018048

Probably so they can use anon as a free taxi

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>>39017283
It varies

>>39017286
Tekken lad

>>39017716
The only person who knows where I am is Ebin. I gave surrounding towns and cities to other anons. And I don't think ebin is friends with the redditor desu

>>39018074
It's just to keep it separate, you ninny.
>>39018083
Do you feel safe here you shouldn't.

>>39018121
>Do you feel safe here you shouldn't.
how can I be spied on if I bought 4chan pass with bitcoin (using a vpn) block all none first party javascript and post from a vpn?

>>39018104
Just tekken i play it, but it's not the best game i play, go on then add me.

>>39018130

with remarkable ease.

>>39018104
>tilde doesn't start shit

>>39018136
I am tilde_desu

Let me know if there's anything you want to play lad

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>>39018130
Use a vpn,
they work on discord aswell you know.

This country is massively bereft of wee cafes in which one can purchase a coffee, a brandy and a beer at this hour.

>>39018099
I suspect it's fake. There's very little of them in actual motion in that vid. It's mostly the same pictures repeated over and over, which is dumb.

>>39018178
Go to the fucking pub, you cunt.

>>39018141
>gives no example
shocked
>>39018158
discords privacy policy is very different to 4chans

>>39018212
I know it's just changed, but if you have a vpn why do you care.

>tfw friend talks about pickle rick every day unironically

should be going into my 3rd year of studying CS at uni but I can't be fucked, might drop out but im not too sure

I just want to work, uni is fucking shit. I really wish I got an apprenticeship after finishing college

>>39018228
vpn isn't an invincible shield you know

>>39018234
name the reason you don't like the show without buzzwords

i wonder if my package will come today

>>39018234
>implying it wasn't our generation's moon landing

>>39018245
I don't know don't even have one lad haven't even update my laptop in ages don't even care 2bh.

>>39018253
I've never watched the show. It's one of those le epic xd random shows that attracts a le epic xd random audience. Like adventure time or the big bang theory.

I just know from the audience that I'd hate it.

>>39018253
why dont i like certain kinds of food, music, styles etc
dunno man i just dont, and i dont like that cartoon desu

>>39018300
say that in 5 years time when you're getting charged for saying nigga on discord five years ago

>>39018302
audience is cancer but I watch at least 3 seasons before judging
>rick and morty
good if you forget the fanbase
>big bang theory
will make you laugh but you'll hate yourself for it
>adventure time
good when high

>>39018310
Saying nigga is fine but nigger is a no no.

>>39018281

Are you the anon still waiting for his cube?

wubadubbadub dub
get swifty!
sichuan sauce!

Lads, her arse STILL will not quit

>>39018330

>This is what faggots believe

Generally I either say nigger or nothing at all, 'nigga' just makes you look like a faggot

>>39018342
god's *BUUUUUURP* not *BUUUUUUURP* real *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* morty

>>39018322
>rick and morty
1st and 2nd season is good, 3rd is meh another thing ruined by woman, summer is stacy meg.
>big bang theory
funny kys
>adventure time
pretty good, it's the only kids show i have watched has a adult

>>39018331
im waiting for a hoodie poncho thing, delivery said between the 9th and 11th and it isnt here yet

>>39018359
never said that faggot, get it right or don't shitpost

I'm doing call outs at work

My manager really has high expectations of me

>>39018386
*BUUUUUUUUURP* nothing *BUUUUUURP* matters *BUUUUUUUUUUUURP* morty

>>39018353
Am jesting you twat, only liberal hipsters with one black friend think this.

>>39018405
did say that I think, but the whole burp thing is shitposting since they've dialed it down massively

>>39018407
>only liberal hipsters with one black friend think this.

Well they do populate britfeel so I did wonder

>>39018413
>caring about the quality of shitposts
>he doesn't see the irony in this

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>>39017732
im from the us. i really only have rocket league gta 5 and some cods

>>39018428
good shitposts > bad shitposts

Just dropped my phone in the toilet.
Any recommendations on a new one?

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I come on 4chan just to argue with other anons. This is what I do all day, every day. I do this despite the fact that it makes me feel really frustrated and accomplishes nothing. Even though I am aware of this, I do it anyway.

>>39018434
gOoD sHiTpOsTs > bAd sHiTpOsTs

*BUUUUUUURP*

>>39018446
nice, much better thanks

>>39018395
Hope it goes well for you mate, let us know how it goes. You must be capable if your manager believes in you

>>39018417
fair point shi gets ubernormie here during the midday

>>39018454
>moni is a harder worker than tilde

>>39018456

/britfeel/ is normie.

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>Europeans treat how well they know English as a point of pride
>Being proud of being cucked

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>>39018476
>t. someone who's never been on /britfeel/ at 3 in the morning
The difference between daytime /britfeel/ and nighttime /britfeel/ is so stark that it is disturbing

>>39018476
Only during summer and during day time, night time is when the real robots come out and play.

>>39018513

Molluscs are tolerated, but the thread is entirely normal.

>>39018508
>>t. someone who's never been on /britfeel/ at 3 in the morning

Many times over many years, if anything there are less molluscs about at that time than during the day.

>>39018524
>normies are tolerated
ftfy. If all the robots left /britfeel/ would die pretty quick

>>39018532

Sheer drivel anon. /britfeel/ is one of the least mollusc infected areas in all of 4Chan.

>>39018524
>>39018530
What actually is a mollusc? I swear I've only started hearing it like a week ago

Hard mode: Don't post that shitty MS paint of a snail with words around it