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>>258325
Hey kyle I hear there is a dead body down by the railroad tracks want to go see it?

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>>258325
there's a street in front of Kyle's house.

>Roll one 6 sided die

>Roll even number and he crosses the street

>Roll odd number and he hitchhikes

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>258372

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>267687
Pee on the side of the rim, not directly into the water.

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>>267710

You remember a bit of information passed down to you from a long lost friend

"Pee on the side of the rim, not directly into the water."

This advice will serve you well in the coming minutes.

You certainly wouldn't want to be too loud.

Here we go, gotta be quiet

You go right

As you tiptoe, you notice something in front of you

You're not quite sure what it is, as your eyes are still adjusting to being open

>>267710
STOP NIGGA DONT MOVE

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The night is dark but the camps are lively with chatting soldiers and the soldiers of the Han celebrating. Meat and wine is passed around camp for every soldier; a luxury that most low-ranking soldiers do not get. At the center stage and on a platform, you along with Hao Xian and Yang Jing are seated together with Lu Zhi and another man named Han Fu, the local governor of Ji province.

After having defeated the rebels and having aided the Han soldiers, you and your men were invited to a celebratory banquet in honor of participating in an integral part of routing the rebel forces. Your flanking charge caught the enemy completely off-guard and it was the action needed for the government forces to turn back the fighting and push back the rebels. Reports of the enemy generals Bian Xi and Pei Yuan Shao are that they retreated a few hundred li back.

Lu Zhi pours you a cup of wine.

“Let me thank you once again Sir Zheng,” he says with a gracious look on his face. “Our forces were in dire need of reinforcements and you arrived just at the most opportune time. The rebels have been pushing us back and have taken several commanderies of Ji. The past few months have been a troublesome time for the Imperial forces. But the tide shall be turning soon. With Generals Zhu Jun pushing eastward and General Huangfu Song attacking Bing province, I believe now is the time for us to drive back the Scarves. Your arrival and our victory here is such a sign.

Tell me of yourself Sir Zheng. What family are you from and how have you come to command these soldiers?”

You are speaking in front of many soldiers and a Han general. Perhaps this is the time to bring your clan to prominence or at least give it some fame for the future.

>give an account of your deeds so far and the background of your family
>be humble and say you are just a volunteer force
>direct Lu Zhi’s praises to your allies Hao Xian and Yang Jing instead

>>266969
>>be humble and say you are just a volunteer force
deeds not words.

>>266969
>direct praise to your allies

>>258995
> Peeking out above the treetops are the tallest mountains you've ever seen.

>>259002
Is that a grammatical error?
I'm sorry, I'm still having some trouble with my english.

>>259016
I don't think so.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>264105
Punch self in face.

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>>264112

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>264105
walk forward, smooth style

Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)

You awake with a groan "What in the name yeezus happened last night?"
Your name is... Well you...
Right now you don't remember who you are l, or much of anything for that matter!
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>what do you do?

>>260223
Look around me.

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Bump!

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The story begins in your hometown of Angorvil. Well... Hometown is probably an overstatement. You live in a small gathering of large tents, with a total population of around 50.

But what Angorvil lacks in size, it makes up for with its townfolk. A hearty group of the strongest and boldest men and women that the land has to offer have built up this community near a lush blue river, scattered oak trees, and rolling grassy hills.

The folk of Angorvil aren't here for the scenery however. Beyond the tents, a small, unassuming stairway leads to a dungeon widely believed to be the source of a great evil that has been wreaking havoc all across the nation. This band of brave bods have come together to enter the dungeon, and free the land from the corrupting powers of whatever lurks within...

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Bumping out of intrest.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>265639
Bob Pooper
Gender Fluid

An escaped Nazi war criminal seeking vengeance for your fallen leader, you travel the lands seeking out all Allied forces and murdering all children aged 8-11 exclusively.

Our deck is comprised of extremely rare cards, but they lack consistent synergy.

>>265673
come on now, friend.

post something more serious

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>265639
Goralsda Redforest
Hermaphroditic Elf

Left home to see the wider world to better find ways to snub it.

Our deck is a control deck, with a focus on our own deck.

Pick up the phone while masturbating. If they still want to talk to you, that means it's urgent.

Try to contact firefighters outside the dome, they have surely seen it fall as well.

Ring, Ring... You have decided that you will later call the firefighters but you still havent decided to answer the phone

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>257265
we conjure a warp gate that leads to a spacehulk
best place to have a talk

I kill myself, because I'd rather be dead than a heratic

>>257274
this

PLANETOGRAPHIC SURVEY: http://emlia.org/pmwiki/pub/web/LeftBeyond.Maps.html God has destroyed most biome diversity.

ECONOMETRIC SURVEY: http://emlia.org/pmwiki/pub/web/LeftBeyond.LBStuff.html God interferes with the economy directly. It's entirely possible for someone with a highly active spiritual life, say a professional roving missionary, to effectively operate in a gift economy while his believing neighbor to the right enjoys a stable free-market economy and his unbelieving neighbor to the left must find and make grey-market deals for everything except for the basic necessities.

STRATEGIC ASSET SURVEY:

STRATEGIC ASSET SURVEY

Your resistence group is a subfaction of The Other Light, the Divinely mandated resistence to His plan - they exist to raise a giant conventional army by Year 1000, just so that God can disintegrate it with one sentence. They have largely accomplished this goal. They believe you to be simply a logistics computer.

The year is +900. There are 100 years (45 generations) remaining.

You have not selected a name for your subfaction yet.

You directly control 3 cabals, 0 bases, and 0 territories.

The Other Light controls 27 cabals, 10 bases, and 0 territories.

The New Jerusalem Government controls 30 missionary teams, 19 bases, and 18 territories, plus New Jerusalem itself.

One cabal must maintain your systems, sensor networks, and assist in operating the logistics functions that are your official mandate. Two are available. All the initial projects are of complexity 2, so they can split their effort (50% success) or they can both work on the same project (100% success).

Options:

# Historical survey indicates that in +55 and +93, attempts were made to breach the water canopy above the atmosphere and regain orbital capabilities. The relevant data, as well as 20th century rocketry programs, can be studied and restored. (Initiate Space Program)

# In +94, the North African region (Egypt) was punished with a drought and renamed Osaze due to not sending representatives to Jerusalem. This has left lingering confusion since the punishment was about Egypt being named after the ancient deity Ptah... except that the country/region calls itself Misr instead. It should be possible to have the local government rename itself, as preparation for starting a confrontation. The Other Light already has a base there, which would then fall under your control. (Subvert a Base; prepare for possible territory takeover)

# The Other Light has built a conventional army, mostly infantry and vehicles. Your projections are that it will be ineffective. It may be possible to begin shifting the focus of this army towards aircraft or cruise missiles. Nuclear weapons would have to be re-researched from scratch.

# Actually, nuclear weapons are a good idea. This is a long term project, and would take much longer than a year to bring to fruition.

You can give a 50% chance of success to two programs, or a 100% chance of success to one program.

test

what am I doing wrong here?

>>255141
Start refining the designs of our light and heavy ships. Is it possible to continue improving our cannons? If so, let's do that.

In addition, begin developing a Wartortle specialized weapon. Also attempt to get in contact with the Whimsicott and ant settlements.

>>255243
>>255141
Do we have concrete yet? If not, begin developing that.

>>255243
>>255254

You start researching better LIGHT and HEAVY SHIPS. They will take 12 and 17 rounds respectively.
You begin developing a Wartortle special weapon. It will take 6 rounds.

You send diplomats to contact the Whimsicott and the Durant. It will take 2 rounds.

You research CONCRETE. It will take 23 rounds.

>>254687
Ayyy Lmao
:DDDDDDDD

>Try and ignore it
We have no idea what's going on, and no idea if she knows. From how things are going it's safe to assume she might not take our shit anyway lol

>try to ignore it

" I'm fine, nothing to worry about"
>"Then get your butt in gear, we're leaving in 15 minutes"
>You change out of your pajamas and scarf down a bowl of cereal in record time
>Unfortunately, the extra time this affords you is wasted trying to tame your unruly mess of hair
>In the mirror you see words above your own head, "<Level 1>", "<Michael Smith>", "<The Gamer>"
>Emily is just about to start laying on the horn as you hop in to her car
>The car ride through the woods and in to town is unusually quiet, what with you still worrying about the floating words
>Things get much worse as you get in to town and notice similar words above the heads of everyone you pass by
>You do your best to ignore it but can't help but notice a few patterns
>All of your classmates except Emily have the title of "student" and are between the levels of 3 and 6
>Most of the faculty are level 7 through 10 and have titles corresponding to their jobs
>You think you're getting through the day pretty well when something happens while taking notes in math class
*ping*
>A Small notification window pops up alerting you that you are now level 1 in the "Academics" Skill
>"Academics covers your ability to learn and recall information" the window says
>No one else seems to notice
>Every hour a new screen appears saying you've gained another point of Academics experience, for a total of 8 experience at the end of the day. Academics is now level 5
>You notice that each level requires twice as much additional experience as the last to level up
>At the end of the school day you get an additional notification
*ping*
>Through long hours of study, you have gained 1 INT and WIS
*ping*
>You have gained 1 exp. You are now level 2
>A new window pops up, this one resembling a character screen. It appears that you have a point to spend.

How should you allocate it? Or should you save it for later?

Character screen I forgot in my last post : http://pastebin.com/U4A4eYPH

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>>255364

He swung horizontally left; split chest from the lower body. Swung horizontally right; decapitated head. Swung diagonally left; upper right side of the chest, right arm, right hand separately, and head removed from the rest of the body. Swung vertically; with little resistance, cut straight through bone, brain, organs, fur, and muscles from head to cock. Swung diagonally right; tried to decapitate half of its head, but only cut straight through the side of the jaw: Sloppy.

Hao arrived to a most gruesome scene, but it didn't rival the things he saw during the invasion of the Forest Realm 3 years past. Before him lay five Awoo: Four dead and one was writhing in pain, holding onto the bloody mess that had once been his jaw, but still very much alive. They must have been caught prowling about outside their safe havens. The Human that had defeated them on his own let his massive blade rest upon his armored shoulder as he gazed down on his prey. Hao scanned the man from behind; The First Knight-Commander of the Northern Legion, the one everyone called 'The Grim Knight'. A man towering above Hao, clad in black armor and wielding a massive sword said to be a Guardian Blade. It was said he felt nothing when he killed these so-called 'Guardians'. From the looks of it, they didn't prove much of a challenge or sport for him.

Hao Sing, the recently promoted Knight-Lieutenant has been tasked to bring the First Knight-Commander his new orders and present himself to the Grim Knight's command. Every Knight-Commander available has been tasked with the same orders and for the last couple of years, they've been scouring the magical wall, looking for what the priests called the 'Axis' which was said to be a single point of weakness in the barrier. It took Humanity around 300 years to attain the knowledge of it, the means to hammer it down, and to find the spot, so this Knight-Lieutenant hoped things would go faster this time around with the former two just about covered.

The last Awoo began to crawl backwards when the commander adorned in black approached him, followed by a woman clad in red robes who carefully kept her distance. Contrary to his Commander, Hao respected the Forest creatures as foes, and he didn't hate them enough to actually give anyone still alive away to the priests. The rumors about the horrid screams from those fanatics' tents at night was not something he wanted to experience firsthand from the priestess that got shoved into the Grim Knight's unit by the Lord-Commander himself. Still, they provided results akin to miracles if left to their own devices and schemes.

>Continued

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>>255370

Hao had heard that the only reason the Grim Knight became a Knight-Commander was because he found that Guardian Blade in the crater and actually managed to tame it against all odds. He didn't have any ambitions to lead from what the lieutenant could garner from his character thus far. His true intentions remained unclear.

"Knight-Commander, if I may?" The voice coming from behind belonged to the priestess and Hao already knew what the ugly woman was going to say before she opened her mouth filled with yellow, crocked teeth, "If I could be so bold I would suggest, yes I would, that we keep this last one alive so we can, erhm, test its limits, so to speak, yes, it's limits."

Hao was still not used to hearing such a honeyed voice worthy of a goddess coming from an ugly crow like her, if she could even be called that. He eyed the Awoo that had given up on crawling and were now staring at his Knight-Commander with a defiant look, still holding on tight where part of his jaw had been removed.

"Knight-Lieutenant." The Grim Knight addressed Hao Sing, still towering above the wounded Awoo, "What would you command me to do, had our ranks been reversed?" The question seemed odd. Was he asking for advice or did he want an outright order?

>The creature's screams at night will just demoralize most of the men, even if they hate these creatures. [Kill]
>Once in a while, you have to throw a bone to these Fire-worshiping fanatics. Humanity wouldn't have made it this far without them. [Experiment]

>>255375
>>The creature's screams at night will just demoralize most of the men, even if they hate these creatures. [Kill]

Even if it doesn't scare them the screams and sounds will rob them of their sleep.