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you desperately need to pee
it's 3am and everyone is asleep
you better be quiet.
first post, roll 1d6
if even, you go left
if odd, you go right
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>267687
Pee on the side of the rim, not directly into the water.
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>>267710
You remember a bit of information passed down to you from a long lost friend
"Pee on the side of the rim, not directly into the water."
This advice will serve you well in the coming minutes.
You certainly wouldn't want to be too loud.
Here we go, gotta be quiet
You go right
As you tiptoe, you notice something in front of you
You're not quite sure what it is, as your eyes are still adjusting to being open
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>>267710
STOP NIGGA DONT MOVE
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
Pick up the rubber ducky
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>267737
do a barrel roll
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>267776
DON'T STEP ON IT NIGGA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4cTRoNHmU0
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>>267783
You do a Barrel Roll
**PPBBLLBBPTBPTPBPPBTPBTPBPPPPPPPT**
GOODNESS GRACIOUS
Now YOU fucked up
You hear a stirring, clattering from downstairs
It grows louder, to a ruckus
It's coming towards the stairs
You better figure out something to do quick
1d6
3 or 6 decides
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>267810
ah shid waddup blame it on the dog\
yes, we now have a dog
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>267810
Hide, quick!!
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>>267818
You run to hide
You come to two choices
Which door do you go in?
1d6
odds decide
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>267832
left, its probably the bathroom (still gotta piss)
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>267832
The secret third door.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>267832
The right door?
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dice+1d6
>>267832
Run forward
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>267846
hmmmmm
something isn't right here
TO THE LEFT!
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>267832
Hide on the ceiling.
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>>267851
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
YOU'RE SLIPPING
1d6
evens = pray
odds = die
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>267874
4 get
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>267874
oh please satan hear my prayers...
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>267874
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>>267874
Why are we living with lizard monsters?
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>>267889
I think it's a pair of twin little girls, like double Yotsubas.
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>>267900
Then why are we so scared of them finding us.
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>>267905
Becausewe're a stranger who is bumming it in their house without the family knowing.
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>>267878
>>267879
You begin to pray
"Oh please satan, hear my prayers..."
Satan opens a whole beneath you that leads to hell
You slip and fall
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Rolled 497 (1d666)
>>267909
Grab one of the lolis on your way down. She'll make a nice sacrifice for Lord Satan and/or she'll make a great portable toilet.
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Rolled 441 (1d666)
>>267909
We climbed our way to the ceiling, we can climb our way out of hell.
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>>267925
>implying we don't want to chill with Satan
Dude, he's the lord of evil. I'm sure he's cool with us bringing a loli with us as our companionand meat toilet. Be a good guest and accept his invitation.
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>>267932
If you really think Satan is going to be a nice guy...
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>>267938
he saved us from the twin sister lizard monsters
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you're in bed, and you awaken, sweating
you stir yourself onto your feet
you feel so sick, something is wrong, something is different
you desperately need to pee
it's 3am and everyone is asleep
you better be quiet.
first post, roll 1d6
if even, you go left
if odd, you go right
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>>267938
Yes. Satan's a bro for his followers. It's those snotty moralfags that he can't stand.
We're cool with Satan, just like Satan's cool with us. Worst comes to worse, we burn in Hell for all eternity. Best comes to best, we get to become his champion and anti-paladin up the land in his glory.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>267944
Forget all this nonsense and piss your pants
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>267944
Satan, we know you're there. Come on out, dude. We're stoked to meet you.
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>>267953
wait
did you see that
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Rolled 153 (1d666)
>>267969
thanks for saving me buddy
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Rolled 319 (1d666)
>>267969
Pretend you don't see anything.
"Oh boy. I'd really hate if a sudden devil popped up behind me and spooked me. That'd be hilarious for everyone, but I'd be super scared."
We gotta let Satan have his fun. It's his place after all.
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>>267969
Also, did we grab the loli on our way down, OP? That was an important step we definitely needed to have happen.
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"Oh boy. I'd really hate if a sudden devil popped up behind me and spooked me. That'd be hilarious for everyone, but I'd be super scared."
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>>267995
>he's not popping up
Okay. Well I guess go left. We can't let him catch on to us knowing that he's there.The top of Satan's head looks like a Jew's head.
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Rolled 393 (1d666)
>>268001
roll even
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son
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Rolled 55 (1d666)
>>268007
"Muh nigguh?"
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>>268007
"AHHH! Whoa, didn't know you were there"
let the dude have his dramatic entrance
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>>268016
This too.
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OP. We still need to know if we've got our loli meat toilet/companion. VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION!
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"AHHH! Whoa, didn't know you were there"
What a surprise
You're not feeling so good
He's making you sick
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>>268025
"Hey, Satan, buddy, I don't think the living are supposed to be here...
,,,can ya send me back up?"
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Rolled 583 (1d666)
>>268025
"Oh no! Satan's after me! You can't catch me! Teeheehee!"
Run to the left, giggling like a school girl who just met Justin Beiber or a Jonas brother or whatever faggot is currently popular with the chilluns.
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"Oh no! Satan's after me! You can't catch me! Teeheehee!"
You run to the left
Your parents hear your feet stomping
They're coming upstairs
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Rolled 94 (1d666)
>>268035
Run downstairs, past your parents.
"This is the happiest day of my life."
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Did OP die?
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