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Walkan through a dark alley 2016-06-16 08:00:56 Post No. 264105
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Walkan through a dark alley 2016-06-16 08:00:56 Post No. 264105
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Oh shit nigger, you're walking through a dark alley. Better walk fast so you can make it back home in time.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264105
Punch self in face.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264105
walk forward, smooth style
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>>264114
What kind of magical being are we that allows our face to absorb our fist?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264116
holy shit start walking
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>>264130
You're just you, no magic here cap'n
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>2
fuck me, no one is posting, I'm fucking up
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264137
Start moonwalking.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264137
START WALKING FAST
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264137
attack the darkness
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264137
start walking you see a portal
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264137
Suddenly. A mugger
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264152
slip in to a portal
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264152
suddenly a cat appears
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264168
it gives us some plot
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264168
Kick it like the soulless bastard you are.
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>>264170
"Watch out nigga, there's a mugger behind you"
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264175
It's a busty succubus mugger
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264175
we get mugged
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>>264181
YOu've lost your wallet
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264188
cat mugs us too
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264188
Quickly moonwalk after him.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264188
mug the mugger
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>>264192
You pulled out your knife and threatened the mugger.
"Gimme all your money" you said, in a hopefully intimidating tone
"No" replied the mugger
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264201
Stab the mugger
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264201
SHANK A BITCH
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264201
find someone else to mug
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>>264203
H-HE'S TOO FAST!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264211
Mugger disarms us and uses the knife against us
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264211
Oh snap it's his boss, the Smug Mugger
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264211
Roll 2d100 to see if you hit him.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264211
throw the cat at him
cats are homing right?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264211
Unleash your secret technique
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264219
The Mugger tells us to drop our pants
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264219
Po-Po does their job for once and detains the mugger
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264224
they also detain you
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264224
his shoe has gum on it
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264224
grab your wallet and run, you don't want the cops knowing you try to steal back your wallet!
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>>264227
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264235
turns out the cop is a mugger in disguise
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264235
Am i being detained?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264235
back at the station
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264235
explosions
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>>264238
And so you are brought back to the station....BUT SUDDENLY, THE COP'S CAR EXPLODES AND BLOCKS THIS EXIT OF THIS DARK ALLEY. He'll have to take you to the other end of the alley instead.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264242
old lady passes by
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264242
Mugger and you team up against a common foe
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>>264244
"Damn, sucks to be you" the old lady said
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264247
Help help police brutality i dindu nuttin
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264247
a group of muggers confront you and the police officer
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>>264251
"Yes you did, I have evidence right here"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264259
something from the darkness grabs all of you and pulls you into a portal!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264259
"Well, are you going to present it? Otherwise I'm going to penalize you" - said the old lady
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264259
The evidence is your dakimakura full of stolen money
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>>264260
Oh no, it's a portal, of darkness.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264271
let's get some white lines of our hero so we, as the player, can see what'd going on
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264278
Oh shit, we became nigger now
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264278
Turn on your suit flashlight
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>>264282
Ah great, now it's too bright
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264286
Don't be lazy OP
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264286
let's get some black lines of our hero so we, as the player, can see what'd going on
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264286
Use the dimmer switch
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264293
where is the cop and mugger?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264293
You see a hot girl
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264293
Ask the question mark if it can see anything
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>>264295
Oh no, the mysterious dark energies have combined them into Mugger Cop
"I'm here to uphold the law, and steal your wallet"
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>>264301
So a Lawyer ;)
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264301
NOT SO FAST
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264301
But I'm all out of wallets
So you are going to just uphold the law, yes?
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>>264303
Who said that
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264308
the old lady
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264308
It me, Cop mugger.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264308
Mexican eddi murphy
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264308
the cat
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264308
The demons
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264315
you and cat fight the mugger cop
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264315
Turns out it's actually a robot
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264315
Cat! you can talk? why are we here?
Mug Cop is stealing wallets and then arresting himself
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>>264321
"Well, you see, it's becaus--"
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. ANYTHING I SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW! FUCK THE LAW! I'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!"
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264326
that explains everything
Do what the cat says
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>>264327
Yes, you must now go and kill the president
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264333
JFK scene
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264333
Mug Cop will tag along since he thinks you are the accompliss/victim.
But which president? there is like so many of them.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264333
Then go and shank him.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264333
Fast foward to the white house.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264333
You are the president
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>>264337
The current president of the USA!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264341
So you mean yourself
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264341
President appears out of nowwhere
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264341
GASP!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264341
President Orc?! I know I didn't vote for that guy
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>>264341
Ah yes, Hilary. So the rumors about her being one of these lizard witches are true?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264349
Murder it in cold blood.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264349
kill it
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264349
it preemptively attacks you
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264349
do it billy said the car
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264357
Loot it
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264357
the deed is done cat, make me the hero I was ment to be
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264357
The president eats your knife
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264357
Mission accomplished
Sta+1
Str+1
Int+1
Money+1000
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>>264360
What's this?! Power, unimmaginable power! Flowing into you! You can feel yourself becoming stronger
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264371
You transform into a magical girl
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264371
Remember your old mentor and feel sad
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264371
Luck +1
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>>264373
>girl
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264379
Now go and murder every president you can find.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264379
now go home.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264379
Time to teach the world of your sugoi ways
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>>264379
Mourn french president that you mistakenly murdered
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264379
you get mugged again
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264379
The post said you transform into a girl, not your clothes transform into girly clothes.
The mugcop arrests OP
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>>264381
What about that guy, is he a president?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264391
hes a presidential candidate, it gotta count for something
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264391
No, its hilldog
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264391
Maybe. Murder him just to be safe.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264391
not yet, but kill him any ways
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>>264392
Magical Girl Power: Ultimate Love Love Stab activated
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264397
Loot him
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264397
Get new heroic form, Mexican Meng
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264397
Turns out with every president or candidate we get a little bit more magical and girly
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>>264399
You got a wig
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264402
wear it to gain powers
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264402
take his clothes put on the wig, time to be our true self, a man taped in a magical girl man body.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264402
equip wig
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264411
You become more beautiful and girly
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264411
why does it feel like it's.......moving??
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264411
ask cat where we can find more presidents
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264423
Spiders pour out of the wig.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264423
the wig assumes control
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264423
wig flies back home
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264436
spider president appears
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264436
become the spyder
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264436
the spiders manifest into spider trump
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>>264438
"Greetings, magical mangirl murderer of presidents"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264442
use your magic on him
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>>264442
dice+2d6
spider fucking explodes
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>>264446
"Foolish mortal, I can't be defeated by such simple party tricks"
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264449
this requires our ultimate move
the double stab
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>>264451
"Your ultimate move is nothing but a mere hindrance. My power is absolute"
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Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)
>>264449
filch the spider's hat and put it on
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264452
run away
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
double cast the double>>264452
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>>264456
THere is no escape, mortal
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264459
Mugcop detains spider president for having a wallet and steals it.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264459
time to use .... that
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264459
shit bricks and throw them at it
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264468
do a super kawaii transformation to power up
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264468
We have no choice but to use THAT
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264468
lizard squad comes in
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>>264475
But suddenly, you transform into a spider, painfully
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264483
And for some reason the spider transforms into a human
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264483
but how will we ever become the best waifu when we're an ugly spider
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264483
and then from your exoskeleton pops out a skeleton
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>>264484
Which then transforms into a spider, which then transform into a human, again and again
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264487
cat saves the day
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264487
Now you are man spider slayer of presidents for your spider overlord
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>>264489
"Wake up" said spidercat
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264491
I had the craziest dream that I was a human in a dark ally
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264491
You fall asleep
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264496
LOUD BLARING HORNS WAKE YOU UP
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264496
time for spider work
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264502
check for spiders
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264502
You're now located in the... MEGA-ALLEY
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264508
It's actually just a crab
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264514
Look, the cop car is gone!
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>>264515
But dang, it's midnight already.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264514
start walking down the alley
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264517
Please, what's the worst that could happen? You'll be fine if you leave
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>>264517
walk down the dark alley
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264524
he shares his great secrets
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264524
Put on his robe and wizard hat
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>>264526
"You gotta stop borrowing all my stuff, bro"
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>>264527
Suddenly slavs
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264527
BUT I AM THE WIZARD NOW
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>>264529
"Indeed, anon will never learn"
"This is why the secrets of the universe will never be revealed to him"
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264533
cast a spell of fist
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264533
see deeply into his wizard eyes
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264540
DEEPER
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264540
Kiss
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264547
oh shit it's the king
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264547
His waifu enters with an explosion
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264547
Punch him in the face
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264560
Now absorb is knowledge directly through your fist
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264560
bite his scalp
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264560
Apologies...
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>>264564
"I see you're as productive as ever"
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264568
the ritual is now complete
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264568
WHO ARE YOU
WHO SENT YOU TO ME
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264568
A dance party starts out on the street
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>>264571
"Nigga I'm your room mate. You were supposed to buy dinner"
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264574
AW SHIT IT'S THE KING!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264574
dinner? dinner is for foolish men
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264574
I am eating my dinner right now
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>>264577
"So you're a woman?"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264580
I was, once.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264580
No, just a wiser man than you
For look, even if you try to get dinner, you cannot escape... THE ALLEY
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>>264582
But, not anymore. Not...anymore...
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264588
The king drops off dinner for two
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264588
Marc enters the scene
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264588
suddenly a mugger appears
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264588
I knew your father once, he's more machine than man now
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>>264590
oh hi marc
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264595
go and play dnd with them
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264595
shoot crap in the ally
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>>264599
But you don't have any guns
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264600
new quest acquired: get guns
should be some in the dark alley
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264607
go the secret route, the one with the submarine
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264607
take the exit the guns thing is a trap
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>>264608
Could be a trap though
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264616
naw it's fine go for it!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264616
steal the submarine
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>>264617
It was a trick! What you thought was a secret path with a submarine was actually a photo of a asecret path with a submarine
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264620
Turn around to see the giant printer that printed this photo
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264620
call the cops that must surely be fraud
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>>264622
Turns out your phone was also stolen! That damn mugger!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264624
Leave the alley
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264624
walk to the exit only to find.....!
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>>264636
send the wizard after him
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264636
Hey its your shadow version
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>>264642
My god, it all makes sense now! The mugger was actually your evil twin! Who is also your clone!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264650
he mugs you again
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>>264654
Oh and he got your robe and wizard hat
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264671
mugger ascends to grand mugger wizard supreme
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>>264671
beat him up! cast fist!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264671
mug him back
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>>264674
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>>264682
he starts casting magic missiles, which in reality are just a bunch of knives
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264682
op changed IPs something went down
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>>264688
>>264687
Shitty internet connection does that
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264694
za worldo
and turn them knives backwards
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264694
use your roommate as cover
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>>264698
"Not cool, dude"
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264705
He transforms into mega shield form and absorbs the knives
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264705
run for the exit
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264705
the knives miss you, but they go turn around in midair and home in on your back
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>>264708
Goodbye my friend, your sacrifice...will not be ...forgotten
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264717
Mugger teleports in front of you, blocking the exit
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>>264718
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264722
Teleport behind him
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264722
Run for the other exit
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>>264725
It is blocked!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264734
Move so fast he sees duplicates of you. Or are they REAL??? He'll never know!
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>>264737
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264741
Thousand punch him
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264741
mugger uses magic vision to stab the real you
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
SUDDENLY PALADAD with sons APPEARS>>264741
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264752
YOU DIED
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264752
awaken your inner power
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264752
Ask our clone what his problem is?
"Is this about mom?"
Also paladad and his sons are in the background arguing
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264752
the mugger notice your tits
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>>264759
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264770
It's too much you melt into goo.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264770
suplex
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>>264777
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264770
duplex
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264784
reform because you went through a metamorphosis.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264784
envelop him in you
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>>264784
He teleports you to the shadow realm
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>>264791
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264797
He throws you in a trash can then goes home.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264797
the wizard shout that is my fetish
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>>264804
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264810
form garbage mech
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>>264812
Forming
.
.
.
anyyy minute now....
.
.
.
yep
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264819
Fall into depression over your new ooze form.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264819
more trash gets dumped on you from above
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264829
WAIT A MINUTE THAT BOX WITH A SKULL ON IT
LOOK INSIDE
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264829
Think about how good your life could have been if you sighned up for a ddep sea adventure.
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>>264834
you could be swimming with your mermaid harem and your octopus best friend right now
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264842
you root through the trash and find something useful.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264842
Fall into a deep depression
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You finish the trash mech
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>>264844
The closest thing to you, the box ontop of your head, has a ring in it.
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dice+1d10
You finish the trash mech
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264852
Suddenly necrobots kidnap you for finding the ring beacon!
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>>264854
put it on the options field
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>>264855
The hell's a necrobot
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264862
The metal skeleton behind you.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264862
envelop the ring and hopefully absorb its powers
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264862
Just wear the ring already
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>>264863
What skeleton
>>
What trashcan?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264871
No wonder you're a blob in an alleyway, you never took a formal education.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264871
attack the darkness
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>>264876
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264880
well time to change that, go and get an education
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
You consume the ring to see what happens
>>
>>264883
"pssst...hey. I heard somebody's mmoping around! What got ya down champ? The trash can to...trashy for your blobby taste? Some guy wronged you and now you want revenge? Never got an education?...Wellllll, I can help you, oh yes, I can" said the ring
huh
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264893
Depends, on a scale from 1 to 10 how evil are you?
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264893
well he sure sounds like a trustworthy fellow, inquire about the education he could give
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
Consume it anyways
>>
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>>264898
"Oh you know, the usual and essential, basic education, math, ancient forbidden knowledge about raising the dead, literature, proper dining etiquette, the ability to use the souls of the dead to power your own unnatural unlife, cycling, yadda yadda... Ya know, what a guy like you needs in life"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264903
Can I become a magical girl?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264903
Sounds like a good deal my good man! I'll take it!
>>
>>264907
"oh of course, you can be anything you want, eheh-ahem"
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
You suddenly don't care and throw it away
>>
>>264912
Great! Now give me this education!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264912
"your lying"
blob away from this cock ring
>>
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>>264915
"aw c'mon, don't be a party pooper. Plus you're kinda stuck to me anyway thanks to your gooey-ness"
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264925
Shape your slime body into a dildo.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264925
Suddenly take intrest in his offer again.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
Fine, you use it as the central power source of your trash mech
>>
>>264932
you need to link to op's post or he will ignore it.
>>
>>264926
Aw yeah gonna morph this so good
.
.
.
anyy second now
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264938
meanwhile get the educutation
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264938
You know what? I'll take your offer. Anything is better than this.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>264938
keep trying forever
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264938
You feel a surge of power that you realized you never had before
>>
>>264942
aaaaalllllmost there...
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264947
keep going
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264947
You finish morphing
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>264947
Take his offer.
>>
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>>264954
dangit
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264958
Sooo... about those powers?
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>264958
Wear the ring as a belt and move on
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264958
ask the ring to make you erect
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264958
Because op wants us to take the damn ring, we finally come to our senses and use it
>>
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>>264962
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264966
You power up
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264966
Turns out wearing it was what was need for it to give its powers to you.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264966
you see a cat
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264966
The ring has tricked you! It now has complete control over your body
>>
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>>264972
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>264977
you become slightly less pathetic now
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>264977
You gain a sick new body that looks spooky.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>264977
The power is too much again and now you turn into a less goo-y puddle
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264986
It sends you to the shadow realm to grow stronger.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>264986
you decide to take over the world
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>264986
morph yourself a new ripped body with your new powers
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>264986
You are actually an eldritch beast now
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>264986
You use your new power to easily morph yourself into a dildo
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265000
training montage
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265000
you get attacked by a giant monster
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265000
Start training until you get bullshit powerfull while also getting a new body.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265000
You are now turned to dust by a powerful lightning strike
>>
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>>265004
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265012
Use your skeleton ring powers to take the shape of an attack dildo
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265012
It introduces itself as your personal trainer until you get strong enough to take over the world.
>>
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>>265015
"Hi, I'm Mike and I'm here to be your personal trainer to guide you on the path of ultimate power"
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265018
Que training montage.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265018
He proceeds to eat you
>>
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>>265019
>>265020
>que
I didn't know anon was mexican
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265025
and thus anon taught our slime hero how to wield the deadly maracas.
next trainer please
>>
>>265031
Thhis caused you to morph into a taco
>>
>>265032
go train with someone more powerful than anon
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265032
Time to find the rest of the anon trainers
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265035
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265032
You take a bite of yourself to see what you taste like
>>
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>>265036
Oh no
You're delicious
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265041
Another anon trainer appears! But which one?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265041
turn into dildo shaped taco
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265041
You keep eating yourself, you cannot stop tasting your deliciousness
>>
>>265043
WHO'S THAT ANON?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265050
/r9k/ anon
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265050
Its dickachu!
>>
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>>265053
Clearly you are in the company of champions
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>265056
ride dickachu home, there is nothing for us here
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265056
he teaches you how to morph yourself into a dildo and other things.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265056
Find a better anon.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265056
He teaches you the secret technique that will morph you back into your former self!
>>
>>265058
"w-woah, this is all too sudden! i-I mean we've just met man! You're moving this relationship a bit too fast!"
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>265064
But.... i love you
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265064
gtfo bitch
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265064
Off your delicious self to him
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265064
Suddenly /k/ anon appears! He looks ready to hunt down dickachu!
>>
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>>265068
"Good god man! Control yourself! This is inappropriate behaviour!"
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265070
Training montage
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265070
ask him out on a date
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265070
Use your dark powers to absorb his abilitys.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265070
ask to fill up your taco with his mayo
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265070
He teaches you how to control yourself, and with that power, you regain your former body
>>
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>>265074
"Stop that! Stop that right now! Control yourself or the shadowcops will arrest you for indecent behaviour!"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265078
Shoot the shadow cop with a shadow gun them tie up dickachu.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265078
Alright alright, lets get on with the training then.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265078
If our love is wrong, then arrest me
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265078
You use your allmighty power to smite the police
>>
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>>265083
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265093
You are now the Blob King
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265093
Cut to us right after we find and get trained by every single anon.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265093
You get to morph your body in any shape you want.
>>
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>>265097
yay
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265101
Get used as an attack dildo
>>
Now that these threads are on /qst/ they seem to have lost all their vigour. Only a couple of suggestions for each new picture. Take me, rigor mortis.
[Picture_of_a_crying pepe.jpg]
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>265101
You have now accepted this dick form
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265101
Wizard roomate suddenly appears
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265101
Plan to take over the world.
>>
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>>265102
By who?
>>265105
RIP in pieces
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265110
Summon a army of anons and take over the world.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265110
By a raging lesbanon
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265110
By your wizard roomate
>>
>>265112
Sadly they immediately killed eachother in a massive bloodbath because somebody insulted somebody else's waifu
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>265118
summon luggage lad, king of anons
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265118
Summon moot to control the next army of anons.
>>
>>265122
You try to summon him, but to no avail, he has left the building.
"I miss him" one anon from the pile of anons said
"lmao, missing a cuck" said another
"who the fuck are you fags talking about" asked another
>>
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>>265128
Apparently it also made the image not send
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265128
Wake up in the alley again
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265131
summon japmoot to do the same thing but better
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265131
Get a power level scanner to see how stronk we are.
>>
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>>265134
Attempting to summon Hiroshimoot
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265139
he declines as he is too busy selling 4chan users info
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265143
Then you wake up in heaven.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265143
you wake up with the ring with you and all your powers
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>265143
You see the inception guy next to you
>>
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>>265148
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265154
go get wasted
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265154
go clubbing
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265154
Start mass sacrifices by using mind control so you can ascend to godhood.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265154
You try to summon a spoopy sk3l3ton
>>
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>>265160
And so you did. Using mind control you lured any passerbys into the alley and consumed their souls, feeding and growing your power. The more souls you devour, the more powerful you become. THe more powerful you become, the more souls you can eat.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265176
The souls taste like poop however
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265176
now we must kill the president
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265176
The grand mugger wizard supreme shows up to stop you
>>
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>>265183
Sadly this is true. It's one the sacrifices you have to make in order to gain ultimate power.
>>
>>265193
you see a group of muggers with tin foil hats
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265193
Summon liches and vampires to be your vassals so you can take over the world easier.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265198
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265210
they all smell like poop tho
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>265210
Wait, how far down the alley are we now?
>>
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>>265214
wayyyyyyyy down. At the dead end of the alley, you rule upon a throne of souls.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265224
Your parents come to visit.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265224
Time to expand the alleydom, we need more room for our loyal subjects
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>265224
then you wake up as a blob in the trash again
>>
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>>265228
YOu'd think that's what would happen. But no, you're too busy consuming souls.
>>
>>265232
Consume the gods and become a god yourself
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265232
To truly achieve the ultimate power you now need to defeat the soul of the god emperor donold trump.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265232
A grand mugger wizard attempts to mug you.
>>
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>>265234
It seems his death by your hands at the start of the thread was only the beginning
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>265243
Boss battle begin!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265243
He's not at full power due to not being president.
Should be an easy fight.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265243
use your love stab ability
>>
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>>265252
[insert boss theme here]
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265264
One shot him
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265264
Teleport him and yourself into the shadow realm.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265264
Stab him
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265277
mugger stole your kill
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265277
Steal his armour and his soul.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265277
Dread sound effect as the true emperor of the night is approaching slowly behind you, him and his stand posing gloriously.
>>
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>>265281
"THat's right! It was me! I stole your kill! Just like I stole your wallet! And cellphone! And that one limited edition video game you really like! And the last slice of pizza!"
>>
>>265293
Stab the mugger.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>265293
Summon a more delicious pizza than you had before and force him to watch you eat it, AS REVENGE.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265293
Steal muggers soul
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265293
The real donald trump then comes and completely destroys the mugger then gets ready to fight you.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265295
fug
>>
>>265302
"YOU WANT MY SOUL?! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT!"
Rematch against Grand Mugger Wizard Supreme engaged
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265307
Beat his ass because you got way stronger than him.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265307
Present him a wedding ring you stole from someone.
Meant you didn't want to literally steal his soul, but steal him as a soulmate forever and ever. You love him. REVEAL THAT HE IS ACTUALLY A SHE!
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265307
Use your speed to make image doubles again, this time he won't hit you
>>
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>>265318
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265338
Stab him before he tries using magic again.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265338
While you're doing this your liches and vampires attack from behind!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265338
Suddenly "ZA WARUDO!" and you are stopped in your place by a Dio. He wants your place as the ruler of the underworld and he doesn't like the mugger taking what is rightfully his. 3 PLAYER BATTLE!
>>
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>>265344
Grand Mugger Wizard Supreme puts up a magic shield to defend against the sudden attack
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265354
Theif then gets wedgied.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265354
Take this chance AND SUMMON THE DREAM CAT.
But oh no! It backfired and now it's giving it a wish in exchange for him becoming a magic girl.
>>
>>265359
Meanwhile, in another branch of the alley, Theif, a thief, gets wedgied
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265369
Zip past him, ripping off his hood and revealing his truegender.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265369
And he gets powered up from his rage of being bullied
>>
>>265372
By "him", I am talking about the mugger.
>>
>>265372
HOLY SHIT A BALD GUY
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265385
Empower theif with unholy energy making him a bomb then throw him at the mugger.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265385
A <proud> bald man thank you very much
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265385
KILL THE BALD GUY AND ABSORB HIS SOUL!
>>
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>>265388
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265395
mugger mugs him of his powers and abilities.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265395
Suddenly the dream cat appears and saves the mugger.
N-NANI?!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265395
Mugger gets his lower body blown off.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265395
Have Theif's sacrifice bring you to reason.
After his tearful death, power-up to your final form: Super Soul Magical Mistress (TM)
*Warning: May not actually be a mistress.
>>
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>>265410
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265431
As the light clears up, you see that the mugger is missing his whole bottom portion of his body and the cat is holding him in one paw.
THE CAT WAS THE FINAL BOSS ALL ALONG!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265431
The absorb the power of the liches and vampires giving you cosmic strength.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265431
This will not stand! Use your laser to kill them both!
>>
>>265431
Thief explodes in the background
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265464
You have the liches and vampires and you combine an attack to create the ultimate darkness beam to destroy this cat.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265464
Muscle pose off
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265464
The cat strikes a pose as he tries to intimidate you.
It's TOO GLORIOUS of a pose for your eyes.
>>
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>>265471
"meow"
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265491
The pose is too glorious. Its light blinds you and your ring. Your ring breaks and you lose its power.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265491
You blast him while he's posing.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265505
follow up with a suplex
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265505
He gets converted to your side
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>265505
It turns out that you were the one who got blasted when your beam reflected off of his muscles.
>>
>>265513
Behold, the Black Cat
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265518
Pose with cat.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265518
The black cat starts stealing all of your energy. This was part of his plan all along. He steals all of your energy and you return to being a weak, normal, human.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265518
Now to move on to the next planet of souls with the cat as your right hand man.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265518
he flexes your corruption off, and summons his stand
>>
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>>265524
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265543
Now ascend to godhood.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265543
You absorb the black cat and he becomes your stand. Meanwhile, the comes from the shadows once again, bigger, more muscled, and more intimidating than ever. A-And is that a stand behind him?
Stand name:
BIGU BRACKU MANO
>>
>>265554
*the mugger comes from the shadows*
>>
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>>265554
>>265558
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265569
Good thing your stand has the ability to shut down other peoples stands.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265569
You attempt to attack the mugger, but he disappears and shows up behind you, holding all of your possessions. All except your ring, which is unable to be taken.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265569
summon your own stand: which is propably the ring or something
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265569
Can't beat the cock
>>
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>>265576
Which also means you're nude now
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265583
Activate your shadow tactical nuke that doesnt affect evil beings.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265594
Suddenly JACKED POLICE OFFICER with his stand bust in to stop you both.
Stand name:
PORISU BURUTARUTI
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>265594
the U.N. arrives and confiscates your nuke.
>>
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>>265598
Okay anon, with all these SUPER BUFF and JACKED characters you're requesting, I'm beginning to think you just want to see half naked muscular men for nefarious purposes
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>265623
And i think you are recycling old images you lazy fuck.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265623
Its ok OP just set off the nuke and you'll only have to draw the main character.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>265623
Well then introduce the most least buff character of them all.A skeleton.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>265623
>not wanting to JoJo-fy this shit
They need to be super buff.
How about we meet you in the half way point and make the police officer a sexy woman?
>>
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>>265638
aw sweet
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265648
So what now?
>>
>>265658
YOu may now ascend to godhood
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265662
Sounds good.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>265662
As you rise to godhood, you see the jacked officer, the jacked mugger, and ascended form Dio waiting for you with their stands.
This'll be the fight of your life.
>>
>>265664
And so you begin your ascension to your Dark God form
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>265680
It goes smoothly with no problems.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>265680
fuck that lets ascend to barbarianhood
>>
>>265696
>Implying barbarians can accomplish anything
>>
>>265684
And so you ascended into The Dark God, Lord of The Alley. And since the Lord of The Alley has ascended beyond mortal control. You can no longer control him.
Will probably return as the final boss to a future adventure.
The End
.
Or get killed in one hit by God, whichever comes first.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>265719
Rolling to smite him back down to mortal status.Thanks for the bread anyway.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>265719
Your goal: transform all of reality into a single dark alley, with you at the center of it.
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>>265721
anon rolls around for God to smite the Dark One
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>>265719
Also, this was a really wacky thread. The next one needs to have a good quest to focus on. Deep sea adventures seems like a great idea for some new territory.
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>>265727
God smites the dark one with anon.0 damage
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>>265733
ktonk
>>265729
and yeah, mostly because I genuinely don't know how to make "a walk through a dark alley" work for any long term scope. So I just kinda not care as much.
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Thanks for running, OP.
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Anyway, who wants to throw out some ideas for the enxt thread strawpoll
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>>265754
Conqueror adventure!
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>>265754
new kingslayer
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>>265754
Your gun-based/western adventures (gunmancer, gunface, and kung fu) are still my favorite ones, but I'd totally be up for deep sea adventures, too.
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>>265754
Gelatinous Cube?
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>>265754
Spooky skeleton on an alien planet adventure.
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>>265754
Simon's Quest for the Animes
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>>265754
Cute girl adventure featuring only cute girls with tons of waifus and only waifus waifus waifus waifu megamart
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>>265754
Weeaboo is browsing anime store, but finds out he doesn't have the money to purchase his figurines.
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>>265786
weeb thief adventures? Like a really fucking lame version of dickass thief?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10502074
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>>265794Barbarians
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>>265796
>barbarians
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>>265754
Intergalactic luchador battle
Hit man 2: Hit harder
Wacky races style adventure thread with previous teams from your adventure threads.
Gothic horror/ vampire slayer adventure.
Parasite adventure to infect the whole world.
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>>265804
That's the joke.Neverever
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>>265809
Dang, a bit late for that. Save those up for next time
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Conqueror seems ta be leadin
Anyway, today's thread ends here, see ya next time.
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>>265754
Anon finds a portal gun
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Rolled 4471 (1d8556)
The end of evangelion
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