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>>36316344

Jason cannot compete with the BBC genetics!

https://www.youtube.com/user/ChadwickLifeTV

>>36316472

Samefag here, wrong link, heres right one

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8s68c_beetlejuice-weightlifting_sport&ved=0ahUKEwiKzY2w37LLAhWLzoMKHXW5A7gQtwIIGzAA&usg=AFQjCNHRLTcjfdnUfOZdn08iBxIcWHWWgw

Can't wait for his power-lifting show.

Hindenburg is back, absolutely piss.

no i rarely go outside

>>36316057
Sometimes. Not really a priority unless it's time for a comp. But if it's the dead of winter and I'm looking like a ghost I'll go in here and there

>>36316057
no im already black

>>36316043
Basically only compounds and a solid diet.

So, SS + GOMAD.

99% genetics, 1% lifting

lift, get on the juice, drink 10 bottles of olive oil a day

>>36315973

Oh well, looks like girls will never approve.

Now go be successful, so you can afford quality hookers that will do whatever you want.

and you're black. your life is really shit op

>>36315993
That won't fix my chest. I just want to be normal

What are the chances I pass on this curse to my sons?

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your diet is shit and you need 15mins of sun most days

Theres special oil pregnant women use for stretch marks, you could try that.

>>36315776
that is FUCKED, can you seriously get that just from lifting?

So a fat person is trying to not be fat anymore and you shame them for it?

Fatties trying to not be fatties are cool.

I saw a ham planet once at the gym.

>>36315605
Oatmeal. Let it soak in a tupperware container overnight.
Peanut butter or peanuts, whichever is cheaper.
Big loafs of white bread. $1 for probably 12 sandwiches.
Drink through half a gallon of milk per day. If you put the milk in the shade on your floor mats, like below the glovebox, it will keep for at least a few days.

I think milk is a complete protein, so you're covered in that nutritional aspect. Take a multi-vitamin and you're golden.

Canned kidney beans with a pinch of salt are goat
Protein powder and bottled water for protons
Raw veg if you just get a days worth at a time

>>36315605
Canned tuna, just try not to eat it every day because of the mercury content

Pros:
>sidelines the "get ripped quick" fags when they snap their shit up speed-deadlifting 315
>gets women into fitness. Seriously, you ever seen the ass coming out of a crossfit gym?

Cons:
>elitist mentality

Tell her she's leaning over to far when she's kicks, by leaning over she shifts her center gravity and puts herself off balance.

>>36315501
read sticky

>>36315488
>this guy falled for a meme so hard he made a thread about it
Guaranteed reply (you)

>>36315510
I've never done SS in my life faggot, I'm saying the book is good.

What do you think it's 200 pages of one routine you just know?

>>36315339
Autism leak:
>get new haircut and line my beard up nice
>all of a sudden girls actually cat call me
>two attractive black girls (fucking unicorns right?) sitting outside my class say "oooooh you look nice" and I have to start breathing manually
>"uh-uh-umm thanks y-you too," smile and wave
>as I exit hear them "he must be some kinda model"
>now my legs are on manual too

Sad thing is I'm really good socially but they got me out of my element.

>>36315401
>>36315401
Nice man they mired you hard. COuld have gone oil drilling.

that manual breathing and manually moving your legs sounds pretty difficult. how can you focus on reacting well at all when you have those things to worry about?

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>>36315006
This is what I am working with right now , I really don't feel safe with heavy weight when I squat with this anymore

>>36315006
>It has a lat pull down which is something I really wanted to add to my home gym.
You mean you never did pull ups in the mean time???

>>36315006
Not sure why you need lat pulldowns if you could just do pull ups, but it's not my money. I don't see anything wrong with it.

Not saying anything about the men, but i think the women might be a case of correlation not causation. If you earn more money, you are obviously driven. Driven people dont let themselves get fat.

>>36315069
This. Also, the richer the man, more likely the hotter the wife will be in the first place.

I'm fucked then.

Sheeeeeeeit.

Roid and start enjoying cocks.

Calories in, calories out :^)

Lemme see you dick and I'll tell ya big boy.

>>36314879
>tuna patties
Why am I not surprised you had enough sphincter control to lay 5 perfectly same sized shits on a plate

that looks pretty bad familia

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>>36314891


God damn it


I'm dying here

>>36314827
Yes

>>36314827
He makes videos with fitness advice? Every time I come across a video of his he is going off on some rant tangent yet again.

>>36314827
It's not his advice, it's his autism and delusion.