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I jerk off once a day

>>36306530
Usually once in the morning and twice at night, I think its bad though cause I cum but don't really orgasm anymore and its just sorta become a body requirement

>>36306530
Twice a day right now. I used to fap 4+ times daily, but I'm trying to wean my down to once every other day or few days. I've also noticed that after the second fap my libido goes away. Kind of worried desu

>>36306471

i reported this homosex enabling thread and hope you are mad.

>>36306471
but I am

>>36306471
I intend to go for it when I've finished this cut. Right now, if I bulked for husbando mode, I'd end up in fatasfatass mode.

>>36306363
>watching kali muscle
this is why you need to stay in school.

>>36306363

fuck off newfaggot

>>36306371
and who the fuck im gonna watch? reddit fags with 1/10 of his size that dont even sweat on their routines cuz they wont look good at their instagram pics? Scooby? the worst coach ever? cmon dawg

>>36306329

Cutting, I eat the same shit every.
>low fat cottage
>7% Ground turkey
>Spinach
>Peas
>Carrots
>Broccoli
>Cauliflower
>Green Beans
>White Kidney Beans
>Hot Sauce
>Fish Oil

>peanut butter sandwich
>cheese stick
>greek yogurt
>whole milk
>black espresso
a lot more but those are the staples

Bulking

>boiled eggs
>bananas
>oats
>peanut butter

Banana and black coffee or if I'm feeling really burnt out from work I'll take a scoop of mesomorph (DMAA; the stuff that was in og jacked pre)

Make your own
6g citrullene malate
3g arginine
3g carnitine
300mg caffeine
Fill the rest with BCAA or dextrose

>>36306245
Mr Hyde is pretty intense - 400g of caffeine a serving, I believe.

>>36306237
depends on your cns efficiency

are you an experienced strength athlete? then yes probally

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No, you only use something like 30%, actively, consciously, of your muscle fibers in everyday life including hard lifting.

In life-or-death situations, your brain overrides the signals sent to your muscles to move and utilizes 100% of your muscle group. 3x the strength and over, this is how people are in rare situations able to pick up cars to save children and guys sliding down hillsides with boulders on them can lift them over their heads and save their own lives - not without consequences. Usually it results in torn muscles, bruises, the normal for going literal APEMODE when your fight or flight response goes to DIE OR LIVE response.

>>36306237
Are you an retarded person?

>lifting for girls

>>36306039
I do a lot of bar but at least i have the decency to train my legs too. Those idiots are the living embodyment of "chicken legs"

>>36306078
They look skinny in general

>>36305836
aspiring beginner here, why doesnt he use his full rom?

is it for hypertrophy over strength ?

>>36305842
He's training to be a power bottom.

>>36305836
No it's made me wanna rough fuck cardio bunnies

1. The shame of being naked.

Unless you are so blackout drunk to notice, you will be very aware of the fact that you have brought home a dude with a vagina for “sex.” Perhaps it’s your fetish to bang a chick that could play linebacker in the NFL. Maybe your name is Uncle Rico, I don’t now and I’m not judging.

If you are an average Joe, or you workout but you aren’t quite that huge yet, it would be pretty strange to get naked in front of one of these ladies. Imagine you are both naked and you realize you are the soft one as you look at the pulsating veins that are sitting just below the onion thin skin covering her eight pack abs. I’m sure you won’t feel real good about yourself. Most men do not want to be smaller than the woman they are about to have sex with. It would also be very embarrassing if your friends found out. Then again, nobody else is there to see your shame, so go pound away at the vagina attached to that block of granite you call a woman. Just don’t expect things to feel very good.

2. Her gentle touch.

HULK SMASH! That might be about as gentle as a handjob would be from one of these gargantuan ladies. You know what is great about having sex with a woman? They are soft, delicate, have fine hair, smooth skin, and they smell nice. Now take all of that away and add 80 lbs of muscle, an adam’s apple, and fake tits. Remove the warm soft caress of her hand on your body and replace it with a rough and rugged calloused lumberjack hand tugging away at your yogurt sprayer with all of the gentleness of a deep sea fisherman pulling a hook out of a bluefin tuna’s mouth. Mmm… pleasurable.

3. You are not the man.

I’m sorry to say this, but unless your are a massive bodybuilder yourself, you will play the role of bitch when you make not so sweet love to one of these ladies. You can lick her bulging biceps or spank her manly ass, it doesn’t matter, you won’t look very masculine in comparison to her either way. She looks like an Amazonian and you look like Zapp Brannigan. When the sex is done she will be the one holding you. You have no say in the matter. You are forever the little spoon.

4. Death by snu snu.

Let us focus on the pleasurable act of copulation. In an ideal scenario, both willing participants in a sexual experience will receive the kind of pleasure they are looking for. Now to speak in generalities, a one night stand with a stranger isn’t going to be the greatest sex. You are unfamiliar with the person. You don’t know what they like and vice versa. So It’s just a lot of bumping and grinding until you excrete your homemade caesar dressing. But what if that one night stand is with the female Lou Ferrigno?

Assuming you are desperate enough to make it with such a she beast, the best you can hope for is to quickly ejaculate into your own hand and run away deep into the night like some kind of horny boner goblin. If you do make the decision to bonerize this grizzly bear lady something proper, just remember that things may get painful.

If you let her on top for a normal cowgirl position she might use her iron, vice grip like thighs to lock you in place while she grinds your pelvis bone into dirty sex dust. If you play it safe by going for the missionary position you risk her grabbing both of your ass cheeks like she’s working a jackhammer and pulling you into her pelvis, causing you to inadvertently thrust with more power than the Saturn V space rocket at liftoff. This will most likely cause severe dick snappage.

The third option is doggystyle. Theoretically, this should give you the best chance to gain the most control of this wild, muscle bound horse of a woman. The only problem I can think of is if she were to aid your thrusting by pushing her steel plated buttocks backwards into your crotch. The impact would be like that of a smart car crashing head on into Godzilla’s penis. Each thrust would be like smashing Thor’s hammer Mjolnir onto Captain America’s shield over and over again. Only your hammer is much weaker and far more susceptible to disintegrating into a fine dick powder.

5. Don’t bring her to your place.

Do you like your furniture? How about the walls and the structural integrity of the building you live in? It’s probably not best to bring a stampeding buffalo inside of your residence and attempt to tame it with your mighty flesh pickle. Most likely the outcome will be her powerbombing you through your own bed as she forces you to eat her steel box by putting you in the fearsome figure four ass lock. Sex with a woman like that is risking the stability of any piece of furniture you are doing it on. One aggressive maneuver and you can say goodbye to your expensive couch. Just rent a room at a cheap motel to avoid this. Also, make sure YOU don’t end up as the dead hooker stashed underneath the bed. It will be death by snu snu indeed.

>>36305404
Drink diet soda kiddo

>>36305432
tried, it makes my throat feel dry and like i need a drink more :c

>>36305404
stop drinking coke you disgusting fat american whale faggot

>>36305384
The real question is why do you want to smoke

>>36305384
Switch to vaping/edibles so you don't fuck up your lungs.

Don't smoke weed it's retarded. Eat it or do dabs.

Lexi, you are the absolute last person who should be giving people diet advice, you fucking disgusting landwhale.

>>36305374

fuck off you filthy rat im cutting

BITCH THATS MY SPAGHETTI ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MUH GAINS

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

sleep tight porker

>>36305174
Sleep tight porker.

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>literally falling for gimmicky jew fad diets

>>36305129

if she thinks you're fucking around instead of going to the gym, she is probably fucking around while you go to the gym. suspicion is usually based in guilt. sorry anon

>3 days a week
>a few months

she's right tho m8, you don't look any stronger

>>36305129
Make that bitch come with you. She sounds fat.

>>36305042

Shut the fuck up, if you aren't willing to risk the sides gtfo.

I'm still dealing with sides, ive been off my cycle for three months. I have cystic acne that is finally starting to die out.

i started cycling creatine and i've broken out all over the place, sucks but it's worth it

>>36305042
OP here
Winstrol* hehe


Also any personal experiences or horror stories? I understand rage is a common side effect not that I need it hehe.