I just bought 30 eggs.
How do I proceed to eat them?
Starting SS tomorrow.
you don't have to tell me what happened
>>38188904
hey
Put them in microwave
Haven't seen a good humor thread in a while. Bonus points for GIF/webm
>>38184285
That was actually a pretty sweet tuck and roll
>>38184285
That's not humor, that's how you do a Pendlay Roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfVik_wM8uw
Can't find webm, have this instead
What kinda protein powder u use brehs, just got this.
enjoy ur cancer with that aspartam
GNC unflavored and unsweetened.
>>38162616
"Reviews have found no association between aspartame and cancer. These reviews have looked at numerous carcinogenicity studies in animals, epidemiologic studies in humans, as well as in vitro genotoxicity studies. These studies have found no significant evidence that aspartame causes cancer in animals, damages the genome, or causes cancer in humans at doses currently used.[8][37][40][57]"
Are carotenoid supplements worth it lads? Looking to get dat dere healthy AND more attractive tan with some carrot juice and supplements every morning
pic related
>>38185199
yes
http://www.ergo-log.com/carotenoids.html
>>38185199
>carrot juice
Probably better to just eat carrots, nothing wrong with the juice but you are missing out on the best part by throwing away all the fibre and other goodness from the carrot.
Also make sure you get sufficient B12 as you need that for your body to be able to convert the carotenoids into Vit A
>>38185199
Just eat carrots and drink carrot juice.
The supplements are basically dehydrated carrot juice at 3x the price.
Are there any health benefits to being a virgin? I need reassurance that my complete lack of gf is actually a good thing.
>>38177512
Huge forearms and nice grip strength.
YES NOW GO BACK IN UR ROOM AND CHANGE GODDAMNIT SON
>>38177512
Hold out for a good girlfriend, some girls may be hot and easy lays but a good girlfriend who really does care about you is worth her weight in gold. How hard is it to get laid though? cant you just bang a slut?
Powerlifting general
>>38189030
Don't worry I competed while I was gone. Came 3rd for the squat and fucked all else.
>>38189024
That blows man, why is she popular here?
>>38189051
Are the trips here now regulars or randoms?
is snatch grip deadlift practically the same as deficit DLs?
Hey I'm a noob, wondering how I can recover better.
I squat twice a week and my second squat is always weaker, squatting tues and fri. I deadlift on Monday and literally can't deadlift until next week at any sort of weight (I can only go to gym Monday thru Friday). Bench pressing is okay, but I'm still weaker the second time in a week.
I'm making progress, got to a 135lb squat for 5 sets of 5 this week, so I'm feeling good. But if I add 10lbs on Tuesday, I know I won't be able to do the same number of reps on Friday.
I'm asking for tips for recovery, because I know it's only going to get worse as I move to higher weight. I've been lifting like 8 or 9 weeks now. My deadlift in particular makes it hard to put on pants for days. I'm cutting but I'm about 25lbs overweight and a noob so feel okay, eating lots of protein.
Thanks for any advice you can give.
How come nobody talks about how much the standards for attractive man have gone up?
Because Zyzz happened...RIP BRO!
men have been quietly being oppressed for the last 40 years. nobody talks about it.
>>38188493
because real human beings have a natural urge to be great. WOmen and men.
I arm wrestled my dad tonight and won for the first time. Pic related
Tell me about your dad, /fit/
>>38180076
Alabama?
>>38180094
San Diego
>>38180076
Can't tell which is the dad
What do you want to look like, anon?
>>38175974
Frank Zane
I want to look like someone your mom doesn't want to fuck so she can hop off my dick already.
> Buy Lonsdale gripgloves
> Go deadlifting today
> They're absolutely ruined
I think we can all agree on this.
>>38188044
>gripgloves
>deadlifting
I hope they matched your purse at least
>>38188044
>using gloves
>buying brand name shit just to sweat on it
Get callouses faggot. And fashion doesn't matter in the gym, you goddamn waste of skin
>>38188044
> Buy Lonsdale gripgloves
How many guys did you blow on your way to buy them?
Any tips for bullying in the gym?
This is my last month at my current gym as school is starting up again in September and I can use the uni's gyms. At my current gym, there are some very lame, vulnerable, weak social retards and it's the perfect opportunity.
I'd like to spend my last month lifting and enjoying making these losers suffer. It's always been something I've done half-heartily (ie. not re-racking the plates) but I really want to put my all into it.
Any tips/methods from some of you experienced cunts?
There you go
>locker rooms
>see locker without a lock on it
>some fatty's clothes and casual shoes
>dump my water bottle on his shit and book it
LMFAO
>this day
>not being on gear
Just wtf? What do you think you'll achieve naturally?
That's right; Nothing. And you know that. What keeps you from reaching your goals... reaching something you'll never get by staying a natural endless ... "grinder"?
Tl;dr: Man the fuck up already.
>>38185495
because I want to look shredded in my 20's just to have ED and fucked hormone levels for the rest of my life. Think long term friend. Also you can look built as a natty lifter you just have to no be a dumb cunt
>>38185495
Their abs and Adonis belt look fucking painted on, kek.
>>38185495
> tfw you have roman gladiator ancestors on one side and vikings on the other
there's no substitute for cheating, but abnormal natural potential is fucking great
Which is better, Pendlay or Yates?
>>38183806
Pendlay is a meme.
>>38183806
Barbell rows are a meme.
Do DB rows if you're going to row. Chinups, neutral and close grip pull ups are the superior lat exercise.
Chins > Rows.
For the longest time I did Bench + Rows, and Press + Chins, thinking that was the most optimal. A horizontal push and pull, and a vertical push and pull.
Then it hit me.......Rows are shit? So now I do Bench + Chins, and Press + Chins, my back is the best it has ever been, developed far greater. Rows are literally dog shit.
For every rep of a PUSH, I do a rep of CHINS.
Fit I have a problem
I am 19 years old and I met a 10/10 she is perfect, funny, good looking and she loves me.
The problem is I am only 19 years old, so I want to fuck as many sloots as possible before I settle down.
I dont know what to do
And what is the excersice that gives you the biggest pump?
>>38182568
You sound like a fucking nigger. That feeling when you'd rather fuck a bunch of cum dumpsters instead of sleeping with a qt almost every night and being able to say I love you before you nut. You don't deserve her OP. Off yourself preferably.
>>38182568
This is a common problem most who frequent this board encounter. " Too many perfect women craving our seed". The solution is very simple though
i think a good solution would be to kill yourself you filthy turk
This is considered """slim""" in america.
Why USA is such a shithole fit wise?
hows the weather in Kenya breh?
THICC is god-tier
Medium and slim is mid-tier
BBW is shit-tier
>>38182470
slim, fat, fat, fat