Gym Bully General

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There you go

>locker rooms
>see locker without a lock on it
>some fatty's clothes and casual shoes
>dump my water bottle on his shit and book it

LMFAO

>>38186894

I'm 5'9" 170 with MMA training approaching 10 years.

If I ever see someone bullying people trying to improve themselves, by God, I'll make sure you never go to that gym again.

>>38186916
by ratting them out? pussy

>>38186865
Post self faggot

>>38186925
I'll report them first. If the administration does nothing, I'll publicly shame them in hopes of them being bigger and trying to fight me. Then I'll fuck them up.

bunch of sadkunts ITT. Post advice or don't reply to me or my Wife's son's thread again

>>38186916
lol buddy. Just lol. I'll be sure to "accidentally" drop a plate on your toes. So much for MMA then.

But I like your approach. Hitting them is great but doesn't leave as much of a lasting impact as psychological breakdown tho.

>>38186865
Bullying for no reason is a clear sign that you're shallow, boring person.

I don't know why you would want to shit on people that are trying to get /fit/
All you'll do is discourage them from getting /fit/ and ruin society even more

kill yourself in front of everyone. that will teach them.

>>38186865
Find the lamest loser and offer to suck his cock. That'll show home how hardcore of a bully you really are.

>>38186916
lol a woman could never kick my ass

OP here, a few of my greatest moments

>DYEL benching 155lb
>wait till he leaves for water fountain
>steal a 10lb plate from one side of his bar
>he doesn't notice when he returns
>tries to bench it and fails bad, old man has to come to his rescue

>go to water fountain
>few people behind me waiting
>take a long time to drink up
>finish drinking and start browsing /fit/ on phone
>these losers are so beta that none of them even ask me to move
I do this one very often. I find that ~80% of people are too cuck to step up and ask someone to gtfo

>take dumbbell pairs ranging from 30lb-65lb and pile them up in front of bench
>doing shoulder press with very long rest periods, progressing by 5lb with every set
>see guys looking for dumbbells I have
>they visibly upset and aggravated
>none of them step up to ask if they can use my dumbbells (If they did have the nerve to ask, I'd still tell them no)
LMFAO

/fit/ I seriously hope none of you are like these spineless cunts at my gym. Too beta to wisper at a lion, that's why you'll always be a sheep

>>38186865
Make love not war

>>38186865
Unlike all these other loses I really appreciate this thread and hope it picks up steam with some actual content.

>"hey bub, I don't normally but in, but isn't that a little much weight for you"
>"calf raises aren't going to make you taller"
>"hey bro, that girl totally checked you out, lol just kidding"
>"how many more sets do you have? No its cool I'll just wait" continue staring
>walk up between some dyel bench and start curling it
>just keep glancing over and laughing, eventually falling to the ground grabbing your sides as they lift
>keep telling people "that's so cool.someone like you would go to the gym"

>>38186916
Lmao MMA. Oh dear God calling upon a meme fighting style. Lmfao

>>38187086
>"hey bub, I don't normally but in, but isn't that a little much weight for you"
>"how many more sets do you have? No its cool I'll just wait" continue staring
>just keep glancing over and laughing, eventually falling to the ground grabbing your sides as they lift

That's great, I'm doing it. Even if they tell on me there's no grounds for kicking me out. perfect.

>tell someone to grab you a couple 45s and put them on the bar for you "if they can even lift the 45s" lollercoaster

>>38186865
lol, 0/10 fail troll

>be DYEL
>skinny as shit
>weak as fuck
>come to gym with gf
>watch all the 'alphas' stare in envy that a DYEL fuck like me can get a gf and they can't

It's especially satisfying when it's one of those loud, slamming weights type cunts

also fuck your thread OP

>>38187112
>Rolling on ground laughing at some dyel
>wild mma bro appears out of nowhere
>"hey bro what's so funny"
>laugh so hard at beta white knight faggot you actually die

WhO's the bully now bro!

>>38187054
Things that totally happened

Bullying is alpha as fuck, it seperate the men from the boys. Why do you think feminist are so butt hurt about it? It's the true sign of man and it pushes beta nerds to better themselves.

>kick sand on those little faggots and laugh

Itt dyel raging at alphas on a Anime image board.

>>38187169
your gf looks at me and bites her bottom lip when you're not looking. She thinks about me when you're having sex. She comes to the gym alone in hopes of running into me. I'll fuck her when I get the opportunity

>Giant roider duded does bodybuilder squats with the little gay pad and plates under heels
>I squat 20 kg more than him with nothing on it
>He comments 'dude you should bring your legs closer toegether that's cheating'

If you gonna bully someone bully the strong guys, bullying weaklings is like hitting women, it shows you are the betaest fuck in existence

>>38187233
why would you bully strong guys who can bully you back. you want to kick someone when they're down and low so it doesn't hurt if they try to kick back.

This is gym bullying 101

>>38187201
That's what you tell yourself when you jerk off to the memory of her doing deadlifts at the gym, trying to block out the part where my scrawny arm grabs her ass and I kiss her when she's done

Look all you want buddy but that's as far as you're going.

>>38187233
but that's not bullying tho

bullies get bullets to the brain

be careful friendo bullying is sketchy territory

>Gym bro is a childhood friend.
>He is really insecure about his gyno
>He is a Jap so call him nipplenese
>Bro is benching
>Can see the outline of his nips through his shirt
>Time for mischief
>Start tickling them till they become hard. Call him a faggot for getting an erection
>Laugh at him as he struggles to lift the weight as all the blood is being pumped into his engorged nipples and penis
>Start sucking on em while laughing at him and calling him a faggot
>Drop a a plate on Pajeet on my way oyt
>Reach home and let my bro fuck me in the ass. All the while calling him a faggot
>Record it and show it to everyone, they now know he is a faggot
Jokes on him, I am not even gay

>>38187274
just lol. You won't be so tough when I "accidentally" drop a plate on your head. So much for bullets then

>be me
>doing Madcow 5x5 at gym
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall

tell me if it's over the top:

Will I get into trouble with the law if I put some GHB into someone's waterbottle?

>>38187300
Bahahahaha

What a lard ass, got what he deserves. Should accidently dropped a bullet in his brain

>>38187300
Bahahahaha

What a lard ass, got what he deserves. Should accidently dropped a bullet in his brain

>>38187297
and what exactly are you doing loading a plate anywhere near someone's head, retard?

>>38187054
Your dad must have really abused your bunghole

>>38187373
oops, doing plate front raise and my grip slipped while swinging the plate up. my bad

>>38187300
>be faggot
>see people trying to improve themselves and their body
>decide to fuck him over and ruin his experience, probably making him quit trying to work out forever
I know this is bait because he could have easily explained it and gotten YOU kicked out, but God, fucking with people trying to fix themselves is extremely scummy.

>>38187414
what are you doing any lift in an uncontrolled fashion for retard and how on earth is a plate rause going to propell itself that far on "accident" ?

ATTENTION NEWFAGS
THIS IS A TROLL THREAD. OP GAINS MORE POWER WITH EVERY (You) THAT YOU FEED HIM
SAGE AND MOVE ON

>>38187455
>what are quotes used to indicate an insincere action
You must be a very "smart" guy

>>38187500
there's no point in expressing it if it's not fooling anyone.

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>>38186916
>get beat up by you because you do mma
>"fine fine, we squashed it"
>or did we
>you are doing squats
>i run towards you and dropkick you in the back
>you break your spine or get a herniated disc
>entire gym rushes me "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
>i slipped
don't cross me, i'll fucking kill you you piece of shit or pour some sugar down your gas tank
or if you don't squat.
>wait for you to do some incline bench press or incline dumbell press
>grab a nice 5lb plate
>start bashing your nose in with it from behind
>so much for mma now, tough guy?

>>38187477
shut up faggot this is the best thread on fit in months

>>38187565
What kind of new super autism is this

Some musclebound manlet came up to me once

>"H-hey b-budy, you got 5 minutes in the rack and you are d-done"

Never saw him again after i laughed in his face and told him to fuck off.

>>38187565
Right!

MMA fgt isn't going to be so tough when I "accidently" shove my colt 1911 with laser sight and extending clip in his face.

I'll be LMAO while he's pissing himself before I "accidently" BLOW HIS HEAD OFF OF HIS MOTHER FUCKING SHOULDERS

>>38186916
>>38187565
Y'all some tough motherfuckers on your keyboards. DYELs.

I have a good prank for you to pull.
>Find a 12 volt car battery.
> open it up with a hacksaw
> drain contents into a water bottle
> Drink it yourself you miserable shit

>>38187588
this is

>advanced autism

>>38186865

Follow them around and do everything they do with twice (or more if you can) the weight. Insist on working in whenever possible.

On a serious note: I do think Bullying builds character. I got bullied for being a fat fucker in HS and so I decided to start lifting weights and eating right my senior year because I was sick of getting fucked with. Now I'm 60 lbs lighter and normies compliment my intermediate gains like I'm arnold because they dont know any better

>>38187652
Make sure you pay it forward!

> at downtown gym
> 50 year old cuck asks to work in at the bench
> no
> he says it's the polite thing to do
> no
> he asks trainer who is busy with some woman to kick me off the bench
> no
> he goes to ask management
> no
> he mumbles something when I'm listening to my death grips
> I take them out and say I'm sorry but I didn't hear him
> he opens his mouth and lets out a breath / whimper and walks away
> half an hour later the trainer thanks me for not escalating with the "big baby"

>>38187667
By bullying fat fucks or complimenting people with solid gains?

>>38187565
I just laughed so fucking hard anon!

>>38187680
Yes!

>>38187565
heh...*teleports behind you*...*bashes you with 1000 pound wrought diamond sledgehammer*...*crushes your spine into a million pieces*...nothin personnel, kid

>>38186865
Femanon here
>doing squats in a gym
>some 5'7" gymcel whistles at me
>pissed off
>later see him get on a treadmill
>paybacktime.jpg
>use my phone to hack the treadmill
>set it to 50 mph
>manlet gymcel falls on his ass
>has no idea whats going on looking around all confused
Lmao if you're not at least 6' tall dont even dare to look at me

put your towel on a bench like a german at the poolside
conspicuously photograph or film guys who are clearly smaller and weaker than you while holding back laughter
collect dumbbells of popular weight around a bench, sit there on your phone. if anyone asks to use one, just say "no no no, i'm supersetting"

>doing some hammer rows
>two roiders watching me
>take my time
>still watching me
>finally get off it
>they start rowing
>then they leave to a lat iso machine
>then go to free weights
>in the mean time two dyels have started using the hammer rows
>the roiders come back
>SORRY BROS WERE USING THAT
>dyels say "w-what? You were on the other side of the gym"
>SUPER SET BRO IM LOSING MY PUMP
>dyels slouch away and go to a different machine

Do this OP

>Grab a guy's butt as a prank in the shower
>Start making out with him ironically.
>Let him shove his fat dick into your boipussi, ya know as a joke.

You'd sure get him haha

>>38186865
you are no bully if you have to ask how to bully.
fucking beta faggot.

>>38187453
>>38187358
Hello, summer.

>>38188947
Lol Summer's over

>>38188964
where? Summer ends on September 1 for most

>>38187054
Must be bait

>>38187171
>suddenly le mma bro appears
Reddit pls go

>>38187565
Blaha plz go

>walking on street in tanktop
>teenage girl screams "no muscle" as she passes in a car

REEEEEEEEE BUT IM MAKING GAINS
y u bully

>>38188964
September 21st is when summer ends. Also, you guys are clearly new users.

pull down your pants and bend over in front of them and offer them your body

thatll teach the dyels

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>tfw DYEL
>tfw make up stories about bullying others at the gym

>>38186865
I might me still fat trying to lose weight, but don't worry buddy my 9mm M9 will make your day.

>>38186968
>>38187112
>>38187565
>>38187604

"I-I'd just kick him in the nuts" : The Posts

>>38187086
>How many more sets do you have? No its cool I'll just wait" continue staring

This legitimately happened to me once, a few days ago and since it was the only time this has happened ever and it never happens to anyone ever I want to assume you were him.

Just so you know I decreased my weights from 180 to 40 and went as slow as humanly possible because you were right there.

Since you left before I could finish I hope it pissed you off now that I know for sure you were trying to be a dick

>>38187609
They're just as tough as you manlet shitposter.

>>38187852
>Lmao if you're not at least 6' tall dont even dare to look at me
w-will 5'11.5" be enough?