JAWLINE MAKE UP ON FLEEK
SAVAGE ASF BRUH SLAY
WASTE HIS TIME 2016
When will this agony end , everybody around me is being a sissy manchild wearing skinnyjeans posting memes
Im seeing a copy of a copy of a copy
Every girl is literally the same
>>38250044
Holy fuck if this doesn't describe every fucking girl right now
>>38250036
As a literal oldfag can someone clear this up for me;
have young people once again started to use "fat" (or phat) to describe things as cool? I remember it briefly being in vogue during the late 90s-early 00s but I've been hearing it a lot at the gym lately, naturally thinking nothing of people using such a term in a fitness setting, but then I also started hearing groups of kids using it while playing pokemon go since they're all going outside now.
I even tried googling this because it was pissing me off not knowing. I want to be down with the kids
Questions that don't deserve their own thread.
>>38247311
What do the notations on workout routines such as ABxABxx mean?
>>38247311
Bent arm bb pullovers. Does anyone do them? Is it a worthwile exercise to have in a routine?
>>38247320
Day A Day B then x is a day off.
is this achieveable by halloween
That makeup only takes a few hours, bro.
Obviously depends on what you are starting from, but most definitely no. Unless you only need to cut
>>38246126
I can't lose muscle that quickly.
>"To learn who rules over you, simply find out >who you are not allowed to criticize."
-Voltaire
show off your mind gains brehs
>>38244141
" I know I'm gonna get got, but I'm gonna get mine more than I get got tho." Marshawn Lynch
Simple. Honest. Truth. The world won't let you have anything. You must earn it, but during this process, life will strip you of everything but the things you choose to wrestle from its voracious teeth.
http://www.kendo.org.uk/files/Hagakure.pdf
this, all day.
>>38244266
I tried to read it once, there were nuggets of wisdom surrounded with parts I didnt agree with.
I like the Bushido code.
Anybody here making his/hers(why do I even try) personal code?
Its an evolving thing so you are never finished..
> Carbs make you fat
OP isn't a retard.
>>38240828
>protein shakes are meme tier
diet coke > water
I've been lifting for 4 years and still feel the feels every day. When do they end? How much do I have to lift? Is it even humanly possible? Is this why Rich Piana had to leave humanity behind?
>tfw no gf
>>38248254
They don't end, m8. You need to learn to ignore them and keep working on yourself.
>>38248254
In what possible world did you think lifting would substitute a girlfriend?
protip: If you want a girlfriend, GO GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!
>>38248264
I thought if I had a nice body women would automatically get drawn to me like a magnet. That's what Zyzz led me to belive.
How close am I to achieving God mode?
>>38247629
All you gotta do is start lifting lad and you will get there in a few years.
I would do starting strength (it's in the sticky) as that is a very beginner friendly routine, dont be afraid to add some curls to it if you want big arms too.
Keep us updated on your first gym experience :)
>>38247629
maybe eat more
Hi /fit/, JuiceFag here checking in. I'm on day 16 of my juice fast, and I'm down 17 pounds so far. AMA. And juicing thread too, I guess.
Why do you think ANYONE here cares about your faggy fad diet. Please kill yourself.
>>38245264
What kind of juicer do you use? I was thinking of buying one to juice carrots and some greens
>>38245272
Because this board is about weight loss and dieting too. If you don't want to discuss then fuck off.
What is /fit/s advice on eating well and spending less? I spend around 600 monthly on food and was wondering on others habits regarding money and good food.
>>38243244
600 monthly just for you? Do you eat diamonds?
>>38243244
stop gorging you fat fuck
>600 monthly
Is that in USD? For one person? Damn nigga
1. Stop eating out
2. No, seriously, stop eating out, that shit adds up really fast
3. http://www.ironmanmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/articles/6406-Big-On-A-Budget.pdf
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8pC1l_FegM and the rest of the series
5. Slow cooker
6. Find a cheaper grocery store
7. Did I mention stop eating out
How many push ups should a man be able to do in one set?
>>38243106
Depends on body weight.
Skinny marathoner fuck? 100+
Beefy fuck? 60+
Fat fuck? Not even human. Why are you even asking.
>>38243133
How beefy? Someone who occasionally works out or someone seriously ripped?
i do a set of 10 every hour for 10 hours. Feels easy
What are some thoughts about McDonald's? Is it good idea to use it as a cheap bulking food? Also general bulking food thread
>>38242740
I only bulk on home made chicken
/ck/ is leaking
>>38242764
I'm rock hard right now
What's this body type called?
Weird.
>>38242458
>he fell for the SS (starting scientology) meme
>>38242458
Rich-54-year-old man-who-takes-care-of-himself mode
What's a Broscience that actually works for you?
>>38239783
>>38239783
>6-7 reps do nothing
it pushes me to do a minimum of 8 on heavy sets, and i get genuinely pissed if i do 6 or 7 because the set becomes useless.
>>38239783
4 scoops 2-3 times a day
Anyone got this faggot's (Matt Ogus) 753 strength training programme pdf? Would be much appreciated, can't find any copies online
Can't find it either op
>>38236372
G4P, fake natty. KYS if you listen to this manlet.
>>38236498
>implying any of that makes his advice shit
Just finished Couch to 5K.
What should I do next?
10K
>>38223367
Butt sex
buπ sex?