What's this body type called?

Weird.

>>38242458
>he fell for the SS (starting scientology) meme

>>38242458
Rich-54-year-old man-who-takes-care-of-himself mode

bad insertion mode

Manlet mode.

>>38242784
Sorry I'm kinda new here, but what's a manlet?

>>38242810
Hahahaha. Good bait bro.

>>38242458
50-year-old-who-occasionally-trains mode

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>>38242485

>>38242810

Someone shorter than 6'3

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>>38242458

melting icecream

mash potato mode

>>38242810
small man

>>38242784

Everyone shorter than me.
Also everyone taller is me is a freak of nature and will die of a weak heart when they're 40.

>>38244048
I'll admit to brainlet mode tho, was meant for >>38242784

>>38242470
Kek. That's exactly what i thought, as i saw this thread.

>>38242458
something inherently wrong with the shape of his core

>>38242485
10/10

>>38242458
Melted candle

>>38242810
a man shorter than his gf in heels

>>38242458
Kc tier

I call it "old guy jacked". It's hard to be aesthetic after you hit 50 once your skin starts to sag and wrinkle (genetic freaks and roiders aside), but you can still tell they lift

>>38242458
old man strong

it's a really good strong body, but he is old and has had a lot of injuries on set over the years.

but for his age he looks good and not unnaturally jacked like a super roider

>>38244788
Exactly

>>38244788
Well put. Agreed

>>38242458
'old manlet'

>>38244773
So if you don't have a gf, you can't be a manlet then?

Would incline bench help? Or at his age would testosterone be too much on the wane?

>>38244945
if you think Tom Cruise isn't CRUISING on some test 90% of the time you're being a silly bitch

>>38244970
I'd bet more stars like him are on low levels of GH than anything to keep the nice skin and youthful look. Hell, they're even talking about women in hollywood taking GH because of the skin benefits

It looks shopped. his midsection is massive.

rest looks alright

>>38242458
Testosterone replacement therapy mode.

>>38242810
Someone whose height is below 50 feet

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>>38242458
scoobymode

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>>38242485
kek

aging low T manlet

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>>38244788
>45 yo soccer player
To preventing you body from looking supermutant you must never lift heavy things injuring your muscles and do cardio.

>>38245857
>starting to sag at 50
m8

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>>38242458
That was from 2011. The image I'm posting is from 2012.

>>38245055
The midsection gets wider in older people. Idk why though.

>>38242458
I feel like that's how you would look like if all you did was core work outs

>>38242458
Waiting for someone to Photoshop Chloe moretz's face onto that body while quoting "what went wrong"

>>38246101
Fat deposits develop more readily there as you age.

Vegan

>>38245885
>what is lighting
>what are angles
>what is photoshop
>what is black and white

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>>38242458
Someone needs to fotoshop chloe moretz's face on this body.

>>38244912
if you don't have a gf you are a manlet by default

Mini-fridge mode.

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>>38246538
ask and thou shalt receive

>>38246668
Thanks babe

>>38246668
fanfuckingtastic!

>>38244970
Well, ok, cool, but at his age could he still build up his upper pecs to offset some of the droopiness you think?

>>38246668
You forgot the boi on the back.

>>38246668
Perfect.

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>>38246668
Now we need one on scooby's body

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>>38246668
9/10 forgot the boy

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>>38242458
Chalupamorph

>>38242458
Fit old man mode. FOMM.

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>>38246797
>Fit

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>>38246770
this was harder to do

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>>38242485

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>>38246842
Kek

>>38242485
kek

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>>38246842
Perhaps one with zyzz and/or rich piana?

>>38242458
Chungis mode

>>38242863
Lanklet detected

>>38242485
nice

>>38242458

the L. Ron stole my gains

VANILLA GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>38245857
>45 yo soccer player
thats exactly right.
if you have health professionals at your beck and call for litterly every meal and exercise plan for 20-30 years its ez to look good 24/7

Fuck you people dont seem ot understand how being attractive and making it can be done simply by having money and knowing how to spend it

>>38242458
Thought that was a shopped kinobody shill from the thumbnail lmao

Also just realised greg ogallagher looks kinda like tom cruise's hick cousin

>>38242458
Nigger dick flavoured pudding bod

>>38244060
>>38244048
you did it twice, just end it here and now senpai

>>38244788
more like "old guy that used to be jacked".
after a certain age you just start melting, if you dont stay on top of it your bod is gonna go to shit, a bummer

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>>38248225
>beck and call

>>38242458
Thetans took his gains

>>38249815
Not him but thats how you say it

KYS

>>38246668
shoop the kid in please god

>>38246782

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>>38244773
You know some grills use 13cm high heels.

>>38242810
You.

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>>38242485

>>38246538
>>38246668
i'm laughin like shit now anon