is this achieveable by halloween

That makeup only takes a few hours, bro.

Obviously depends on what you are starting from, but most definitely no. Unless you only need to cut

>>38246126
I can't lose muscle that quickly.

>>38246126
What do you look like right now anon? Post pic

>>38246126
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>38246168
Unless you're skelly, that's all you have to do for this. provided you're lifting weights while you're cutting.

>>38246257

10/10

>>38246126

I mean if I quit eating right now this minute I might be able to Auschwitz mode by Halloween.

>>38246367
come on, this guy is pretty jacked

>>38246430
Lol is this satire. Jared Leto is 6 month in the gym and doesn't really know what he's doing mode.

>>38246126
Who is this guy?

>>38246468
he is Le Damaged Man

He looks amazing to be 44

>>38246468
my fucking baby that's who

>>38246430

>jacked
lmao why do I even bother lifting if people think this is jacked?

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>>38246453
this dudes been working out for years. granted, cardio is his main source of exercise, and i think some yoga or something. he has a different goal toward fitness than get big, and I'm sure he's content as fuck with his body. unlike you.

I think his workout can be easily found on google

pic related is him years ago

>>38246496
actually a good body, is it touched up for a magazine?

>vegan
no

>>38246541
not totally sure. i googled jared leto, went to images, then there was a link to "jared leto body". doesnt look touched up to me, but it definitely looks mid-workout, pumped, especially his abs

>>38246126
Screw that mode, where do I find a tattoo artist that talented and creative?

>>38246126
you wanna be a handsome HONKA HONKA, OP?

>>38246622
imagine being the make-up artist having to redo that shit for every shot with his shirt off. i doubt they could shoot all that in one day

>>38246541
It's very old picture, about 7 years at the very least. Leto is getting older obviously and lost some body mass for his role in Dallas Buyers Club.

>>38246493
Because you don't lift for others

>>38246126
those "hahaha" tattoos are cringey, who the fuck comes up with those designs

>>38247087
he's supposed to be mentally instable, I think it fits the bill

>>38246640
probably temporary tattoos or stencils

>>38247153
it's something that some fag on deviantart would come up with

LOL he has haha tattooed on his chest so insane and zany, what a madman!

>>38247153

Artist: What tattoo do you want?

Leto Joker: I want “HA HA HA” on my chest.

Artist: Okay.

Leto Joker: Because I’m a bit mad!

Artist: I said okay.

>>38247204
>>38247206
hes the fucking joker, what the fuck should he have tattooed on himself?

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>>38247229
idk

>>38246126
He has been a vegan for 20 years and it shows in his fuk boi physique.

>>38247268
>implying leto doesn't have millions of women fawning over him
>implying 90% of /fit/ wouldn't kill for his physique
>implying

id love to see jason blaha as the joker
he would make a sick joker imo
just imagine jason as the joker would be instand 100 on rottentomatoes and imdb

>>38246257
Exactly what I thought

>>38247281
>>implying leto doesn't have millions of women fawning over him
attention whores who dont give a fuck about him and just want to ride the celebrity train
>>implying 90% of /fit/ wouldn't kill for his physique
Low body fat and maybe a year of working out, anyone who would kill for that is just lazy.

>>38246126
>44 years old
Not bad at all, probably not unless you already have babby gains

>>38247307
>implying what i said is at all untrue in any way

>>38246496
>I think his workout can be easily found on google

Does it involve curling your own shin? Or maybe punching the air?

>>38246126
Don't know... Green color might be sold out already. You should have started sooner

>>38246126

John Wayne once told Ron Howard that if he wanted to look menacing, he should keep is mouth closed.

I wish someone had told Leto that.

>>38247387
from what i gather, it's cardio, yoga, hiking, and snowboarding. i wouldnt doubt theres some swimming or light lifting in there. he's been vegan/vegetarian for twenty years, but he has the money for an optimal diet in that category; probably why he looks so young. and im sure he takes care of the b12 and other deficiencies that diet can cause

>>38246126
>2016
>want to be stupid joker
>not want to be leetle horny scoolgirl
Bro u mad?
no homo, but I'd like to be scoolgirl, or secretsry, kek

I would need to buy tainted Chinese opiates to get rhabdo
But yeah sure

>>38246126

>suicide squad cosplay

but the movie is fucking terrible

>>38246468
The comedian

>>38246126
So, if this body is the same as mine at 6foot5 when i hardly exercise and eat average, did i win the genetic lotto?

>>38246126
would you guys recommend this as a halloween costume? Would be nice to find a qt Harley Quinn to spend the night with and you get to be topless

>>38246468
paul allen

>>38247229
Nothing, why would a psychopathic crime lord who spends every moment trying to create havoc stop and take a few hours out of his day together tattoos that are a pun on his name

>>38246730
>implying

>>38246126
If you have enough money for the tattoos, yes.

>>38246468
Jimi Hendrix, of course

>>38246126
>don't eat
>don't workout
>don't go outside
>don't drink water
>don't do anything
yeah ez mode

>>38247795
i'm a big dc fan and even i admit suicide squad was shit.

>>38247443

But then he can't show off his 3edgy5me joka grillz.

>>38246126
Is a shitty movie achievable by halloween? Yes.

>>38247229

Nothing? Does he really seem like the type of guy who's going to sit there for hour while some moron writes "ha" on him thirty times?

>>38249104
His gf did them

>>38247443
John Wayne is a hack with terrible advice

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>>38250437

In the movie this is from he has them when she's still just his doctor.

>>38246126

Dαмαgє∂

>>38250466
Tbh I haven't even seen the movie lol

Sorry to break it to you dude but you can't "achieve" that, you're either born gay like the joker or you aren't

>>38246468
Puddin

>>38246126
Sure, do the following routine:

make mom freak x f

>>38250531

of all the tattoos this is the one that bothered me, Joker would never write damaged on his forehead, he thinks hes already perfect

>>38247293
>yeah im a little bit cray-zeh, a little bit fuckd up

Fund it

>>38251580
These tats are before he fell into the acid that bleached his skin. This joker was a criminal before he turned prince of crime. It's like people think there is only one way to play the joker.

>>38246622
those tattoos are all boring and placed weird. it doesnt look good together