Could the average fitizen handle all this woman? She would make you cry for mommy, wouldnt she?
>>38629694
Unless she's got more than a 1400 total she's not stronger than me.
She can be my mommy
>>38629853
Stop lying, she would break you into half, you know it
>Lifting ain't bringing her back
Here i was, thinking 1pl8 bench would end her up in my arms again
>>38629644
the secret is to love your barbell, not a faggy girl
>>38629667
On some days she don't want me to lift her though
>>38629644
The requirement to get her back is 2pl8
>steroid shills
>pua shills
>becoming a trap shills
>>38629619
Every board has weird, re occurring shit posters.
I'm just happy 75 cigarettes a day guy is giving it a rest.
That shit made me legit uncomfortable.
pua/redpill annoys me because the whole concept of it is so fuckin beta
steroids are fun pls go
>(and maybe on tren one time ill fuck a trap hehe)
>>38629619
I dont get how anyone thinks steroids are a good idea, especially when it is to enhance lifting. The whole point of lifting is to gain amazing health benefits and lifelong strength and steroids do nothing but fuck that up and ruin you. Yeah you look twice as good in less than half the time as natty lifters, but whats it worth when the point of lifting disapears and you are left with narcissistic pleasure as the only benefit and the side effects from pumping foreign test etc into your body?
>>38629585
what else would it be?
>>38629585
Yes, it's a spinning bike
airdyne >
I don't know anon. How many calories is it? How many calories did you have before it. How many calories will you have after it?
Realistically, you're doing something wrong if you have to ask.
>>38629566
>cutting with fruit
instagram what up?
Is 1 1/2 apples (don't know how many calories in that ) and 2 slides of pineapple
take gf to gym
>tfw she farts loudly while doing squats
>>38629528
That's how you know she's a keeper anon. Hold on to her tight
>>38629528
sounds like a keeper
>be manlet
>take gf to gym
>tfw she starts flirting with taller guys
>Lifting for 10 months now, eating right, lifting heavy, and busting my ass in the gym
>Made good gains so far
>All my family talks about how massive my chest / shoulders are and so forth are now compared to before
>Started noticing now a lot of ugly chicks and fat bitches start randomly trying to talk to me like i give a fuck (Good looking ones always smile and nod at me)
>Actually getting offended these ugly and fat whores think they are good enough for me
Anyone else get offended as well? woman have no fucking shame.
I wish i could slap them for their audacity 2bh
>>38629488
post progress pic. I dont think 10 months natty is that noticeable
>>38629522
>I dont think 10 months natty is that noticeable
You're a delusional non lifting moron, go back to >>>/lgbt/
Now have gyno, wide hips, narrow shoulders, permanent fat on hips and started receding at 15.
>>38629435
>Lactose intolerant
>have the opposite problem
>>38629435
It's just milk you little bitch.
>>38629435
Blame your bad genetics on milk altering your bone structure
Why do I always regret everything I eat?
>>38629295
because you eat like shit. fix your diet
Sounds like you have an unhealthy obsession with food there lad. Would recommend being more active and reading a bit more about nutrition.
>>38629295
>I regret eating that pussy
Is this a good as they say it is?
>increased testosterone
>good poo
>all the omega's
>easy to grind up and eat in a shake
>lowers cholesterol
Etc
>>38629202
you have got it all wrong OP, flaxseeds contain estrogen. so you should avoid
>>38629202
I'm assuming that's flax seeds?
Most seeds are great for you. I myself have Chia seeds and they're pretty good.
anyone else here makes their own protein bars? what do you make it from?
>Food is not love
>Food is not a coping mechanism
>Food is an object. It's nutrition and fuel for your body. Use it to achieve your goals.
>By using food as a tool, you will achieve far greater happiness
Stay fit /b/ros, we're all gonna make it.
>>38628900
>Woman is not love
>Woman is not a coping mechanism
>Woman is an object. It's nutrition and fuel for your body. Use it to achieve your goals.
>By using woman as a tool, you will achieve far greater happiness
Stay fit /b/ros, we're all gonna make it.
>>38628900
holy shit this is autistic. are you some former fatty that has food PTSD, or american by chance?
>>38628927
American, lived thinking being fat was just how my life was gonna be. Lost weight, now encouraging everyone to try and make it.
Is it better looking to have or not have a cleft chin?
Depends on gender
I have a slight one
>>38628813
Whoops, not sure why my camera does that
How many eggs a day do I have to eat to be a real man?
>>38628619
>Like a sabercat takes a deer
>>38628619
a doz a day
>>38628619
something doesn't look quite right here...
What does /fit/ think of the Buff Dudes?
dat dere celltech
I think their 80's retro style is a bit corny.
they are good
Aight story time. I'm always lurking and never greentexted before so bear with me
>be in gym finishing my workout last night
>30min until closing, gym almost empty
>8/10 qt there also
>she also works out late so I've seen her almost everytime for the past two months or so
>already talked to her before, she asked me to spot her a couple of times
>seems funny, a little sarcastic sometimes but nice over all
>she asks me to spot her again
>making small talk in between sets
>she finishes benching her lmao1/2pl8
>she says she's new in town and doesn't know anyone here yet
>asks me if I wanna grab a coffee sometime
>I don't realise yet that she's asking me out
>stare at her without knowing what to say
>awkward silence
>she just laughs and says something along the lines of "How can you be so autistic? Anyway, if you want to grab a coffee or something tell me the next time you see me here"
>she goes to stretch and shower and goes home
>it fucking hits me
1. She was asking me out
2. She used the word "autistic". I'm 99% sure I didn't imagine it
She knows. THEY fucking know brehs. I'm starting to believe that there are a lot more girls on /fit/ than we think. They fucking know everything
Am I just being paranoid and imagined all that? Is she reading this right now?
H-Help
>>38628541
i dont know if its possible for someone to be more retarded than you are.
how are you unable to form a response to that question? literally a yes or no is all you need to say.
>2. She used the word "autistic". I'm 99% sure I didn't imagine it
are you really sure? this story seems tailored for /fit/ and you could have said the same in a smarter way
it sounds so stupid and dumb that i think it may have been even true
>>38628854
Yea I know I fuckt up. I just panicked and my brain couldn't process what she was saying. Good thing is she didn't seem mean or anything. She had a funny/joke kind of tone while she was saying it
>>38628943
The whole point of this is that she said "autistic". I know she could've used other words, that's exactly why. I don't usually hear anyone outside /fit/ use this word so I'm not sure if it just happens to be part of her humor or she's another /fit/izen. What could be the odds?