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>>38628447
I know that feel bro

>>38628447
I'd be okay with waking up dyel since i'm skellyfat

>>38628447
Gonna ask her out, thanks senpaii

>>38628193
Cancer.

They replace sucrose and fructose (naturally occurring sweeteners) with even more dangerous processed shit that fucks you up.

>>38628217
>muh natural ingredients
There is nothing wrong with artificial sweeteners. Diet products are perfectly fine to use.

Although you shouldn't do that anyway, because you should learn to just drink water. Otherwise you'll eventually fall back to sugared products.

The general view from dieticians is that the artificial sweeteners are sweeter than actual sugar and increase your craving for sweet things.

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>>38628028
Lies, prove it.

practice getting a little chubby and staying that way. they're going to want to see a bulge but not full blown. it's hard to maintain it with all eyes on you

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>>38628050

But why would I lie on an anonymouse japanese cartoon reviewing website?

eat more skellington

eat more, and sleep, and don't play about your workout

What app?

Cool. Glad to hear it's working out bro

Cool story, bro.

what s your workout ?

What is your daily meal ?

Not being born with shitty genetics

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>>38627937
Lost Virginity on Tuesday

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>fat fuck
>been losing weight for a few weeks now
>collarbone is visible again

I'm gonna make it

Weigh all my food to ensure I know exactly what I'm eating, which is apparently "dangerously close to eating disorder territory" according to my roomates

>>38628038
It is though, i'm so ashamed to do it in front of family kek but gotta get those sweet gains

>>38628038
It s not. Doing it too. You get a vast understanding on macros while normies dont even know what they eat

>>38627880
dont make several days worth of progress in one session and buy some new ones.

You go back to the store ypu bought it and try to change them, don't know how consumer laws go where you live.
Also, you should have checked that before the purchase.
Or you can kill yourself.

Personally, I'd go with the last option.

Buy magnetic weights

>>38627848
Dox scooby

>>38627848
You should eat the fucking cookies. Your mom made them for you and since you live in her house you should be a grateful fuck sometimes.

>Who let you in my kitchen, faggot?

Genetics breh.

Muh genetics made me a manlet with wide hips, but I have clear skin.

Let me guess, you're a lanklet with narrow hips, but with acne?


Only a small percentage of us will ever achieve greatness due to these genetic factors. Those who do have their genetic stars align for perfection.

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>>38627826
5x5 every day

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Become black.

shameless self bump

>>38627786
>no Reg Park
Apply yourself.

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shameful self bump

Carry a pipebomb

>>38627756
deadlift

>gym forever closed because owner was selling roids and coke

On the bright side I have a home gym now, but I still miss that place

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>>38627739

>>38627795
>10 slices of just toast
Seems a bit bland desu, what about fruits and shit?

>>38627739
150g oats
300ml whole milk
2tbsp peanut butter
1 bananananana

thats about 1000calories
add what you want

variations
regular oats, cold overnight oats, baked oatmeal, flapjacks, add oats to smoothies etc

The less fucks you give about girls, the more you will get

>>38627705
Nah mate you just realized you don't need another person to validate yourself.

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>get in shape to get women
>only a marginal increase in success
>fast ugly women always feeling me up like its not sexual assault if I did the same
>nu male cucks try to start fights with me
No jokes it's been twice in a single month that some faggot tries to pick a fight with me, not realizing it made him look pathetic as fuck.

>>38627618
>diet
>all that rice
>for a LUNCH snack

You'd honestly be better off with a sandwich.

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>>38627618
Bulking atm

>>38627618
>Wow celery is 10kcal/100gr, gotta add some carbs to that
>hundreds kcal of rice and beans
kek