take gf to gym
>tfw she farts loudly while doing squats
>>38629528
That's how you know she's a keeper anon. Hold on to her tight
>>38629528
sounds like a keeper
>be manlet
>take gf to gym
>tfw she starts flirting with taller guys
Fart back louder. Assert Alpha status.
I recommend doing it when you're spotting her on the bench.
>>38629528
Keeper. A couple that farts together, stays together.
>>38629528
Preventing farting is exactly what squat plugs were made for. I never squat without them anymore.
>>38629915
kek
Kek, this whole thread
>guys who bring their gf to the gym and hogs the equipment while showing them how to do lifts
Pfffft. Brrrrrrap
>>38631719
You forgot the moist splatter part.
>>38632416
That picture is idiotic. The whole place would reek from the hot tires and engine fluids, not to mention the exhaust that would get trapped.
>>38629884
I see this all the time at my gym.
>Cute fit girl appears
>she sparks up a friendly conversation about whatever is on the tv
>jealous roid stuffed boyfriend randomly appears and glares the fuck outta me like some haramabe
>stops talking to girl
>awkward and non gaining workout continues
Like fuck off bringing your girl with you to the gym.