Archived threads in /fit/ - Fitness - 5904. page

>>38853737
Ikr
Bfs are so much better

>>38853737
Has anyone else felt a bit more gay after this board? I'm starting to enjoy looking at big cocks and why is it half the time guys have tighter asses than girls

>>38853737
>Name one benefit to having a gf that isn't solved with a 20 dollar toy between two pillows and the occasional tinder slut.
I'm a pretty awkward guy (in looks and personality) and I've never had a girl genuibey interested in me. Even a "slut".

I'm only 19 But I feel like I'm going to be an incel. I started lurking at the subreddit and I identify with quite a bit of it.

is benchbro aka joe here? i have a question to ask him ..

>>38853016
Whats up anon?

>>38852980
8/10 album

>>38852184
too small

>>38852184
because in clothes he looks tiny

because if I ever want a son I don't want to kill him

>>38856657
If you want to gain weight just eat more good food- more portions of lean meats and veggies. It's not rocket science- junk food are usually sweets or breads which are caloric dense foods. Yes they'll bump up your calories but they won't fill you up and they're lacking in nutrients. That's dirty bulking and it's a shit way to go about gaining weight.

>>38856657
You can eat some "junk" food if you struggle to get in enough calories.

Avoid trans fats and hydrogenated fats
Limit sodium
Get sufficient fiber, protein, and micronutrients

Follow this guide lines and "junk" food like potato chips or ice cream can be quite healthy

The main problem with those kinda of foods is that they have TOO MANY (macro)nutrients, more than what most people require, so they get fat.

>>38856691
>pure carbohydrates
>lacking in nutrients
Micronutrients maybe, but carbs are literally a nutrient, and just as important as protein

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>tfw fickle as fuck

>>38854475
Cute gril

Jeeze it was funny after the first couple of feels but jesus christ

kys

>>38853158
My life isn't suppose to be funny anon...

I had hopes and dreams just like you

>>38853145
Don't be a faggot if you are too weak for lift try bodyweight, it's much easier and you can also make it with it

Disgusting

ss+gomad or gtfo

>>38851370
so what are you 'supposed' to do then?

Getting back together

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>tfw can't even relate to this feel because have never been with someone to begin with

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I WANT ALL THE HOES TO KNOW THAT A REAL NIGGA JUST HIT THE DOOR

>>38850722
Youre trippin fuckin balls dude

Alligator

>>38850722
both are good

but beef has twice as more calories, so choose wisely and if it fits your macros whats the big deal??

anybody hear that meme that beef is harder or takes longer to digest than chicken or pork?

>>38850115
yes i do. meat is delicious

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>>38850115
>falling for the vegan meme

>>38850115
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

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Try to top this.

>>38848247
He seriously deserves to drop that barbell and kill that kid so he can go to prison for the rest of his life for being that fucking stupid

>>38848656
I wouldn't worry about even dropping the bar. Literally just the act of doing a snatch can damage an infant's brain.

>>38848177
1. Mew
2. Eat your own cum
3. Chew gum

>>38848177
I already have a strong jaw. So genetics, and maybe chewing gum.

>>38848177
if you're 20+ y.o chances are, your jaw won't grow more

gum doesn't really change your appearance

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>>38846717
>MTV
>relevant
>>38846717
pick uno

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>it's a progressives pretend gender roles are imaginary and have no basis in biology episode

>>38846717
Man MTV is desperate for viewers or something.

You get used to it after a while of shaving

Dreadlocks or gtfo

>>38840409
I use a buzzer, not a razor
Stubble is too itchy

>that guy who goes to the gym to do calisthenics

ur mum

>that roided out guy that wears the same dirty stringer every single day