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>>38859166
I want to succ your dick dry

so yeah I guess good job

>>38859166
Yes legs, what is that shit, shame on you. Do your squats.

>>38859205
i do, just lanky as fuck man

>>38862639
go away

Yep

>>38864005
>being such a sad loser that you spam this same bait thread over and over and bump it from page 10 when you don't get enough replies

here's a (you). i know you desperately crave it

please kill yourself

If it had 20g per ejaculation I would look like the girls from the milky cat videos

I eat my own cum now lad

I already know my cum tastes bad, but 20g protons, man

>>38854227
>genetic trash is spot on
oh well.
at least i've come as far as I have

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>>38854227
Due to Epigenetics it is possible to build the enviroment to create more chads and given enough generations of educationaly stressful enviroments and physcialy demanding situations you could given enough time increase the likely hood of your children being more alpha but this is provided you challenge your kids to improve and your as fit as possible when you intend to have children for both partners.

eugenics is a short cut for quickly selecting those who will be worthy or not, the military's asvab does just that and the results are as expected with certain career fields.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMT6oRYgkTk

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>look like a chad
>have all qualities of incel

Try adding more weight

>>38854657
>I'm cutting

Answered your own question.. Only in select cases will people gain muscle/get stronger whilst cutting. I'm talking about a guy who is 300lbs and starts cutting and weight lifting as a beginner

>>38854657
Use kilograms for fucks sake.

>>38857161
I'm more interested in why I naturally gravitate to going to bed way too late. It seems to be genetic because my dad is the same. Unlike me he has been getting up at 5 am or earlier for the past 30 years. Yet he still goes to bed at 2 am, just like I naturally tend to do.

There are rare occasions when I will be exhausted and go to bed early (say, 10 pm) and feel great the next day, and when that happens I wonder if it could be like that all the time. But usually the next day I'm right back to my routine of staying up past midnight.

>>38857334
Have you tried Melatonin? I had your same problem when I was young and my folks just said I was being stubborn. Yet, after I got older I realized I really did want to sleep but my body wouldn't want to settle down. Just start off with a 1 mg around 30 min before you want to sleep and increase the dose slightly every night until you get tired at the right time that you want to start sleeping.

Keep in mind it doesn't work for everyone and don't worry about it being dependent or harmful. I've had 3 doctors tell me it's fine to use since it is only an herb and all natural.

>>38857373
>only a herb

So is weedlmao. I'll look into it but I can't imagine adding that agent into my system would not somehow upset the balance and potentially make things worse once I stop taking it.

Bump

Any good exercises or mobility work?

OHP (dumbbells or barbell), lateral raises, facepull and YTWL.

Ass The Tic? what did he mean by this?

>>38854643
>/fit/izens in University, how do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
I go late at night about 4 times a week, and then I eat in the cafeteria afterwards. I run every morning though.

>What kind of university do you go to?
The best one in my state. Its fucking great.

>What's the gym like at your uni?
The university I go to has good funding, so its a pretty large gym with lots of shit.

>Has being /fit/ gotten you laid?
I lost my virginity to a slutty girl I met on Tinder, she really liked my body. I've had sex a few times since then.

>What's your major?
Computer Science

I go as soon as the uni gym opens which is 7am as the only people in there at that time are maybe 1 or 2 qt's doing cardio and some old men fucking with machines.

I go to a pretty shitty uni in the UK because I couldn't be arsed to move to Edinburgh.

Not fit yet but I get laid relatively regularly as I apparently have a good/decent face despite a shit body.

Psychology. In my final year before taking a masters or PhD in I/O Psychology.

>/fit/izens in University, how do you fit going to the gym in your schedule? How many times a week do you go?
Usually between 6:30 and 7am at least 4 or 5 times a week. Gym is half the size it should be to accommodate the students who use it so your only chance at being able to get a bench or squat rack is to go in the morning

>What kind of university do you go to? (Community college, state, prestigious, etc.)
One of the top schools in the province for my program but not an overly expensive one.

>What's the gym like at your uni?
Pretty shit. Good equipment but about the size of a local rec center so it gets packed any time after 2pm.

>Has being /fit/ gotten you laid?
Kinda. Getting fit boosted my confidence enough to finally make a move on a classmate I was interested in and we're now dating.

>What's your major?
Public Policy & International Relations

>>38832073
I focused on my snatch too much and added some kilos to my max, but now my clean is just shit. What should I do to regroove my clean?

I can't seem to catch it properly, or even rack it properly for FS. I know I fucked up /owg/ no bully..

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>>38832103
well first you have to analyze your tech and see what you're doing wrong

then fix it with increasing workload of clean

I don't use creatine, nothing to report here sir.

>>38859008
Bout tree fiddy, right officer?

AM I BEING DETAINED???

>>38857657
>mk-667
may as well take test e

>>38857657
Been taking mk677 since I was 16, Im now 18. I've gone from 5'9 to 6'2

>>38857705
what dosage?Do you cycle it?When do yo take it?Which brand?Plz tell me more Anon

>>38850647
It's gonna be okay special snowflake.

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>>38850647

>>38852282
hey, that was pretty funny

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so that's what the original looks like

>>38848410
Because SS
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I recently started counting my calories and eating healthier.
I want to bulk and according to calculators online my TDEE is around 2300 - 2500.
I'm eating a minimum of 2700 now with a max of 2900.
And I'm hungry more often than I was before.

How can I be hungry on a bulk?

Saw a few sites claiming that progressive overload with resistance band pushups could yield strength gains similar to bench pressing (although probably not over the long-term). My shoulder is kind of fucked and I find the pushups a lot easier on it.

Was just wondering if anyone had experience using heavier resistance bands and if they felt that it had actually yielded strength gains from pushups etc.

Thanks brehs.

this isn't okay

>>38845321
Is this what happens when you don't use a squat plug?

>>38842108
i dont know, but i'd fuck the shit out of eugenia cooney

>>38842130
This.

Why do we have so many of her threads anyway?

>>38842108
Post more miss skeltal