>that first sip at the gym
>>38909727
I start every workout with that first sip(TM) of crisp and refreshing Monster Energy Zero Ultra(TM).
>>38909960
Just copy this and save it for future reference
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>>38909986
That First Sip Baby, Yeah™
If your girl wears heels and is taller than you... you might be a manlet
>>38909526
>your girl
mate...
If she wears 10+ cm heels, it's not really his fault for looking small next to her
>5'7
most women are around my height in flats, give or take an inch or two
when they put on heels my AvPD kicks in and i wanna go crawl up in a ball and hide from the world
Why aren't you roiding yet exactly?
Do you want to be small and weak?
>>38909469
>>38909469
Last cycle put me in hospital and I'm still dealing with anxiety from it.
>>38909504
How? What was wrong with you, please elaborate
What Protein powder do you guys use? I have pic related not only does it make me puke after two sips, but It has less protein then advertised.
>>38909423
Its just protein no diffent any other the reason to use it is to hit your protein requirements other than that your better off with chicken breast
>>38909468
That's what if mostly figured, I just need something that doesn't taste like hell
>>38909423
$20 is $20
Who here gets completely wasted every weekend and still makes gains?
I drink when I get off work on Friday until Sunday night and hardly eat anything all weekend and I'm still making gains fine so I don't know how people say alcohol is a gains goblin
When I say wasted all weekend I mean I'll passout for a few hours and wake up and continue drinking
>>38909414
Iktf man I'm an alcoholic....... if I were unemployed I'd be in a total mess because of alcohol
>tfw drunk every time I'm not working
>>38909432
Yeah I don't know how people work all week and don't get drunk as fuck all weekend, what's the point of working if you aren't going to have a good time on the weekends?
>>38909414
pff I had whole weeks like that. Whatever I took my holiday and had nowhere to go I would just black out for 6 days
A-am I making it /fit/?
>at party with buddies
>everyone is pretty drunk
>Friend A shows up with Girl A, drunk as much as I am
>I had a couple of classes with Girl A before but we never spoke, just exchanged glances
>I talk to Girl A
>she notes my gains
>touches arms
>"wow you're so buff, do you lift?"
>yeah I lift sometimes
>first time this ever happened to me
>manage to hold my spaghetti thanks to good ol alcohol
>we talk for a while then exchange names and phone numbers
>don't escalate it further cause I didn't want to puke on her if we hooked up
>we say bye and I go back home
>be today
>Friend A tells me Girl A thinks I'm really cute and wants me to text her
>I, now sober, have no idea what to text her about
>making up all the excuses in the world not to text her
>but I really want to
Gains actually paid off, holy shit. I don't even train for hypertrophy. What do, lads?
Also how much do you squat for a one rep max
>>38909353
> Asking if you're making it
Still a long way to go, but it's fine because we're all gonna make it.
>>38909353
just gotta hit her up famalam. if you're bad at texting like myself then i'd try to get across that you wanna hang out as soon as possible and leave it @ that.
squat like 255 or so but dl 315 yesterday very proud of meself.
150 lbs@5'9
>>38909397
OP here
>if you're bad at texting
I am terrible at holding a text conversation, yes. That's one of the reasons I'm so hesitant. I usually only text to meet up which would be fine, but I'm out of town the next 2 days and meeting up is impossible for these two days
>This is who was chosen to play Gaston in Beauty and the Beast.
Who would /fit/'s ideal Gaston be?
A true alpha male
>>38909235
At least he's not black
What did she mean by this?
Hows it going with the grils /fit/
>>38909227
Somethin about this aint right op
Wdym anon?
>>38909227
>>38909227
She probably is worried you're involving her is a rapey murder-suicide. I would let her know those are your intentions so she can at least prepare her body.
Anyone else just thinking about giving up and becoming a fatty?
No. Never.
>>38909122
I would love too. However I can't afford to eat.
>Giving up
>tfw at the gym
>tfw dont feel like killing myself
>tfw feel good about life
>tfw feel alive
Same. Good for u breh
>workout
>no thoughts about anything, clear mind, just living for the moment
>the second the workout is over crippling anxiety and depressive thoughts kick in as i realize that i have to go back to live my unsatisfying life
welp
>>38909325
Then change your shit anon
-Said he's been liftin for 5-6 years in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqNScA7jiI (which was in March 2015)
-This video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqNScA7jiI) was uploaded June 2013, which means by that time he has been lifting for 3-4 years
Natty or nah, /fit/?
>>38908936
guy in that pic looks natty
I would say at the time that photo was taken he is natty.
>>38908936
He looks natty on that pic, probably 70kg and change with reasonably low body fat and good insertions
can you get tennis elbow from doing pull ups?
did a 60 pushup 5 pullup challenge a few days ago and my elbow hurts whenever i try to do even 1 of those exercises now
>>38908778
Inflammation. Take a rest until its gone and start slow.
If it just hurts and it is not a burning sensation accompanied by weakness then it is not tendinitis.
>>38908824
>>38908802
so just RICE it?
Sources:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2957223/table/tab1/
http://chartsbin.com/view/1491
>>38908668
>the fallacy fallacy
>osteoporosis only exists in old women
>third world women can't get old because they die young
>first world countries can have old women because they can live long have enough to be old women
Done
Enter gym
>I'M BULLETPROOF, NOTHING TO LOOOSE
>enter home gym
>nina simone playing
>Deadlift Day
>Enter Gym
>Put in my music over millenial whoop gym garbo
>OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
>TAKYON
>Lift 300lbs for warmup
>HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH
>I FEEL LIKE KILLIN' IT
>TAKYON
>lift 600lbs 6x6x6 reps
>ALRIGHT THATS TIGHT
>WHAT ITS LIKE TO EXPERIENCE
>TAKYON
>Lift floor for max
>>38909622
>Enter the gym
>"I'LL FUCK YOU IN HALF"
Hey /fit/, is it just me or has anyone else noticed that all the male sjws are low test beta cucks?
>>38908299
Yes.
>>38908299
Yes.