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>Less boastful than the phallus, perhaps because of its embarrassing vulnerability or even more terrifying potential openness, is the phallus's companion, the protective side of phallic desire, the side than can repel or admit others into the space carved out by phallic aggression.

>The simulacrum of this other side of phallic desire, I suggest is the asshole. It is the tightly closed orifice of the phallic conqueror, as well as the (perhaps) reluctantly opened orifice of the phalically conquered. Masculine desire is thus produced in the play of the phallus and asshole.

>It stimulates desire as both homoerotic and homophobic: homoerotic in its preoccupation with phallic intent, homophobic in its resistance to penetration.

>It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance.

>Since one's participation in competition indicates one's commitment to phallic potency and one's defeat shows one's anal vulnerability and therefore phallic impotence, there is humiliation in defeat, in being penetrated by one's competitor.

>>38911231
imagine being this much of a beta male

>>38911231
>>38911239

get a load of this fag

evolutionarily speaking, sports and all is preparation for warfare. like young dogs play fighting

team sports - alliances and camoraderie between males led to more successful group warfare

fags projecting

you tell me

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No fuck you.

I just lost like 30lbs starting from 215 last March and I'm same height.

I fucking did 100 pushups
And 100 bench ups every time I lifted to lose my gyno. I ran AT LEAST 30 mins of cardio a day.

You know what happened today?

I ran on the track and did 2.7 miles in 30 mins.

I got home, and looked at the scale.
>182.6

I did not expect to be doing it so fast. But every pushup and pullup, every curl and press. They led me to this point. I'm still fucking gonna lift today, get drunk and try to win a gf.

But it all starts with a step. Only YOU can make it. So don't let yourself down.

>>38911102
u fat but honestly that's not even bad.

calories

how read nutrition facts?

>>38910995
whats the difference between a carb and a protein dumbass
why does no one read the sticky

>>38910975
D O C T O R

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>>38910975
Any change in eating habits?

have you been losing weight during this time?

genetics
+
addiction to food


and in rare cases, ignorance

they forgot how to not eat

Muh thyroid

I swear some fatties think that their thyroid produces calories

>>38910839
What?

>>38910839
Also develop a personality and put yourself out there. Something fit can't teach you.

>>38910839
Clear that acne and you could be pretty handsome OP no homo

>>38910787
445g of carbs. Sorry

Have fun getting fat

>>38910928
Well what did I do wrong

>>38910762
hgh or height surgery are your two options

>>38910781
Please tell me literally everything you can. I will do literally anything to be taller.

>>38910762
>implying these bitches aren't insecure about being that tall
sad they have to put down a chad just to look good to their fb friends but such is life. women have no confidence

Well?

>>38910655
Because its more a squat than a deadlift

>>38910866
Yes that's why I said I replaced SQUATS with it

>>38910558
He seems like a very nice guy. Check out his style upgrade series. Pretty fun to watch and lot of ideas because he helps normal people

>>38910558
turbomanlet plis go

>>38910693
He seems like douche please. And his workouts stink.

Wasting your life away on the internet is a real danger.
It's so goddamn hard.

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I realized it a while ago senpai. But I cant help myself from browsan and shitpostan during classes. Maybe ill never go full normie like I thought I would...

You only need to work out an hour or so a day. If 4chan makes it so you can't even do that then you've got a nigger problem than just this website.

>>38910198
go to reddit mah dude

>>38910229
I've looked. I can't tell the ads from the actual posters helping. Plus some are old. I know people on here buy too.

Psst the deepweb is cheaper

>>38910148
you can get banned from the gym for throwing the weights

Technically, the lift isn't complete until it's put back on the floor, so dropping it is stupid and a good way to get kicked out of your gym.

>>38910148
Can someone explain to me what's going on with his mouth - is it some kind of breathing technique? I see oly lifters at my gym doing this.

>>38909915
>Why do we bother with women bros?
We arent gay?

Im honestly surprised when someone "realizes" its easier to get a relationship and sex as a gay man than a straight guy, i mean how do you not know this already?

>Why do we bother with women bros?

Because most of us aren't faggots

>>38909915

I enjoy the thrill of the chase

also I'm not a faggot

Coke cane.

Ah, I make myself laugh sometimes.

whats the /fit/ opinion on gold standard?