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snitches get stitches

*he shot himself and I'm assuming if he somehow survived doctors would have to stitch that shit up*

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>owning candles

>>39347598

candles are comfy you sperg

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>>39347428

Use the catalog, two (TWO) already exist and they're not anywhere near the bump limit.

Sage, not that you would know what that is, newfag.

why would you make cbt when there are 2 already you attention seeking whore?

Why no replies?

>>39347366
calf routine?

>"muscular"
Why are these landwhales always convinced it's just huge muscles despite never exercising? Where do they think this muscle came from?

>>39347339
>Hook grip on bench

You goin die squiddy

>>39347339
>I just broke my no fap of 2 weeks feelsbadman. But i have to be at the gym in 1:30 hours.
>Help me for i have sinned, :(
The sin of Onan's a load of horseshit, and misinterpreted horseshit at that
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html

>>39347390
>confusing hook grip with suicide grip

More like an appropriate substitute for your boyfriends cum desu

>>39347315

I've tried that one. The shit turns a vile puke green color but you can easily choke it down. That one costs like 55-60 dollars for less than 30 servings.

I use garden of life. Can get like 28 servings for 35 dollars. I'm starting to get tired of it, but I have trouble eating early in the morning.

I'd rather just toss a serving of veggies into my blender with the powder than have it mixed in and pat a premium for it.

Thats genetic, pal.
Talk to your dermatologist about directed energy needling.

Just use conceler.

>>39347273
This. Creams, cold spoons, and staying hydrated doesn't do shit. It's all genetics.

Have your gf or a female friend help match a concealer to your skin tone. Get something matte and something that's a liquid (not a powder). You'll look youbger and healthier instantly

>Lose weight
>Surgery

Those are your only two options

>inb4 memes like mewing

>>39347128
kill yourself

Chew gum and suck dick.

what did you eat

just become rich piana and eat that every day

Nigga find a charger

>>39347066
are you me?

I prefer chubby women <3

>mints for breath
>diet changes for vagina stink

it's not so hard.

You talking about your gf or you? your never specified that OP

They're as natty as you are a faggot.

>>39346589
natty for sure. They're not even big.

Is posting ottermode physiques and asking if natty or not a new meme?

Plastic surgery.

THICC NEOTENY ALERT LADS

GET IN HERE

>>39346572
What procedure?

Yes and no.

One day of strength work is better than none, and I'll take your word on time and recovery.

If you have one day I would do;
Push press 5x3
Squat 5x3
Clean high pull 8-10x2-3

If you want to move up a weightclass then you can scale back some stuff to make room for 3 sessions a day.

I currently do 6x6 of:

Deadlift
Squat
Flat bench (bar)
Incline bench (dumbell)
Push press
Lat pulldown
Seated row
Shrugs

then eat everything in sight and sleep for my week of training

I would like to throw in another day of lifting later in the week, but i need to be fresh for sparring on friday (most important day of training overall)

>>39346546
Stfu, if you were a true "fighter" or "boxer" you wouldn't fucking ask us what to lift, ask your fucking coach, dipshit.

P.S. Unless you have no clue what you're fucking doing, lifting will be detrimental when it comes to making weight if you have a certain weight class already

>>39346533
>replacement to water

LOL

Sure it is.

>>39346533
bruh just inject that shit, mad gainzzz

>>39346533
Is it the same person who keeps spamming this shitty meme?

>prepping the bull makes me a cuckhold

Who /gaybutonlyhassexwithgirls/ here?

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>>39346458
>>39346458

>>39346237
why did you cum on your eggs?

>>39346304
>extra broteins

>>39346237
WHATEVER IT TAKES ANON CMON 50 EGGS