Eternal Fat Hate Thread

Why no replies?

>>39347366
calf routine?

>"muscular"
Why are these landwhales always convinced it's just huge muscles despite never exercising? Where do they think this muscle came from?

>>39347661
Truly the most persistent of all the delusions suffered by the obese. Male and female alike, they're all actually Arnold hiding under a thin layer of tactical adipose. Very frustrating for anyone with visible definition to have to witness.

>>39347661
it happens a lot on /fit/ as well with guys who think they have "big thighs".

>>39347661
To be fair, if a landwhale did have any kind of muscle under all that fat, it would be their calves from carrying their massive lardasses around

>>39347366
>/fit/ always insist ex fatties have huge aesthetic calves
>but she doesn't have big caves
I mean I know it's also a shitton of fat, but she probably has bigger calves than 80% of /fit/.

>>39347754
Actually true, former fatties always have the joociest calves. But everything else is just delusion.

>>39347773

what the flying fuck

>>39347711
Well, a thigh with lots of muscle and a bit of fat looks noticeably different from pure flab. You can easily tell apart a fat fuck and a bear-mode guy apart by looking at stuff such as neck, traps, "squareness" of thighs etc.

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I actually have large legs in proportion to my body. I've been losing weight but my legs are still big. My belly is almost gone but legs are still frickin huge

>>39347661

If you squeeze fat into something that makes it resemble a human being it can look like muscle, which in their insane delusion they will just assume they have a large frame and are naturally muscular or some such nonsense. Hence you have every fat guy ever saying they never set foot in a gym and are just naturally strong.

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>>39347366
Fat Delusion: Celebrity edition
>used to make self-deprecating jokes about herself for being fat
>gets even fatter, then starts denying that she's fat

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>>39347366

>>39347801
kek

>>39347661
Because they are in denial

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>>39347661
>>39347366
check out the 200 pound beefcake in pic-related

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>>39347879
>yfw youll never have a th1cc gf with back titties

>>39348011
Surely this must be a troll, there is no other way. I have never encountered any delusional fatties in my real life, only on the internet.
I do live in Denmark, i don't know if that has any say in this

>>39347661
That one delusion in particular has definitely got some base in reality

>>39348046
breddy sure de godt ved de er tykke

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>>39348046
>I do live in Denmark

>>39348111
checked.
its not often i see morbidly obese people around here tbqh famalamama

>>39348049
No it doesn't.

>>39348011
My deepest fear is that I actually look the the bottom chick in that picture and I'm just too dumb to actually see it.

>>39347909
holy shit, that was a great read

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>>39348011
>>39348046
isn't this the same fatty? She actually wised up and really lost weight.

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>>39347366
" because large is a normal size "

lol insecure much ?

>>39348187
This makes me really happy.

Ready for some speech police, shitlords?

http://lovelivegrow.com/21-things-to-stop-saying-unless-you-hate-fat-people/

>>39348204
>free smells

TOO FUCKING RIGHT

>>39348187
No. It's not the same fatty. This particular recovering fatty reminded someone on reddit of that infamous fatty. Just read the damn words.

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>>39348187
on the topic of fatties in the process of making it

>>39348204
>Free smells

This has to be a joke.

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>>39347900

>>39348217
Why are you being mean? Out of all the SJW stuff this one is quite tame. I mean, for one it even says right there that those of us who do hate fat people are free to keep saying it no problemo.

>>39347773
:(

>>39348265
Oh, my bad I didn't notice that because the image was in the middle of the sentence.

Either way, it's still refreshing to see someone is a similar situation see the error in their delusional ways and start improving themselves. No need to be rude.

>>39348217
>16. Going on an on about your opinion
Top Kek

>>39348341
I'm the rudest of all rude boys. So stay quiet unless you want some noise.

Nah, it's just a mistake that people always make. And I don't like seeing credit being robbed from the fit and given to the whore.

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>>39348306
SJW stuff is never "tame". It is only more or less insidious. It's relativist shit outright, or it's condusive to more relativist shit. It needs to be fought at every turn in either case.

>>39348294
>my face is a circle but I ain't fat
Ok bitch

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Ice Cream > Legs

>>39348306
>Literally anything about dieting, eating less, or exercising more in the context of fatness
>Compulsively interjecting health into any conversation about fatness
>Equating fat with health
denial of established science
>Recommending weight loss as a treatment or solution to anything, even if you are a doctor
>Using the words overweight, obese, morbidly obese, unless you are specifically referencing medicine and medical literature
Censoring speech because of feefees
>we don’t know exactly what makes kids fat or whether it’s a problem that they are
denial of scientific findings
> Any statements that imply that it’s not okay to be fat, that people shouldn’t get fat, or that people should try to weigh less
contentment with a dangerous lifestyle
>>Any statements that imply that it’s not okay to use heroine, that people shouldn’t use heroine, or that people should try to use less heroine.
more people die early from lifestyle onset heart disease than heroine use yet one can be discouraged for this fact and the other must be censored because junkies have feefees

its all a load of bullshit regardless of its level of tameness

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>when your calfes so yoked they say they might have to amputate

>>39348203
WTF is that thing

>>39348041
>You wouldn't download a gf
how long until some combination of 3D printing and virtual reality makes downloading girlfriends a reality?

>>39348204

at least she is hitting parallel

>>39347773
>lol its ok she can't feel her legs anyway :)

>>39348474
Didn't she lose most of the weight and is pretty /fit/ now?

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>>39348474
hurts my feeling when such an obese hamplanet might, just might, have looked cute if normal weight

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>>39348407
>tfw i have those gym shoes

s-should i buy new shoes? they are super comfy which is hard for my wide ass feet

>>39348306
>Out of all the SJW stuff this one is quite tame

You should read on.

>>39348580
lol go away kingdom heartlet

>>39348580
>Not lifting in Converse

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>>39348204

>>39348560

You know what I hate the most about this? Her smug fucking face on the middle bottom photo. It gets me raging every time.

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>>39348573
pretty much true of all hams. 90% of girls that are in shape are at least decent looking.

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>>39348474
>>39348572
>>39348573
One of her recent photos

>>39348649
FUARK what did i say, she looks fucking cute

>>39347801
Mean troll is mean. I want asshole fatties. This one just defended herself. Who knows if she can change or not.

>>39348204
>powerlifting

>>39348381
PEPE! NOOOOOO!

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>>39348560
I made this years ago for sci.

>>39348649
I'm surprised her face recovered so well.

>>39348649
Had to be lypo, right? Like, good for her, but she couldn't have even been mobile beforehand.

>>39348719
omfg
>keke

>>39348381
the arm makes pepe look like hes looking over the horizon

>>39348786
Yeah she got lypo, whole thing is on my 600lb fat life, her name's Amber and I'm pretty sure it was season 3

>>39348597
She's squatting at least

>>39348597
>>39348204
How the hell does someone like that manage to squat with almost perfect form, and I throw out my back each time?

>>39348204
American "whites"

>>39348203
W-What is a "cage"? Is it for holding back their fat?

>>39348204
DESIGNATED

>>39348381
those are some nigger lips, so, is pepe a nigger?

>>39348719
o im laffin

>>39347801
That's mean in an unfunny way.

>>39348623
The fixed version still has the disgusting skin texture.

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>>39348786
looking it up, at the time of the show, she was so morbidly obese she crushed her own wheelchair. She got gastric bypass surgery to become mobile and started light exercising. She's been exercising and working out ever since and has lost over 400 lbs.

>>39348046

I just moved to Denmark.

It seems like there are literally no fat men, but tons of chubby women.

What's up with that? Jeg forstår ikke.

>>39348914
Have you tried supporting yourself on a bin that's cemented into the ground?

>>39348217
Back 2 reddit pls

>>39347900
>she wears sizes 6-8
Yeah, in leggings with 80% viscose

>>39348508
not soon enough

>>39348560
H-how do i watch the vids?

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>>39348204

lel

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>>39348217
>Linda Bacon

also:
>writing an entire book to shill intuitive eating, the concept of legitimising eating like a hippo by claiming that your body needed those 7 mcdoubles/ that 1lb of butter you rolled in sugar

>>39349121
jeg synes generalt ikke der er mange overvægtige, hvor kommer du fra? (for du kom til danmark)

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>Hey Anon, I saw you posting in a fat hate thread. I thought you like girls who were a little bit on the big side.
>its fine. I'm not mad
>Tyrone still loves me

>>39349403
fuark thats cute

>>39347661

>never exercising
5x10 burger curls errday

>>39347641
kek. Bulking advice?

>>39349403
only good for niggers
not for white master race

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>>39349602

>>39349602
G-good for him. Hopefully she isn't some money whore gold digger.

>>39349403

Tyrone can keep you, you fat pig.

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>>39348046
Hello Maggie

>>39349602
A female feeder. You realize she's slowly killing him for her satisfaction?

>>39349288
Jesus fuck my sides

>>39349602
I feel like fucking vomiting now. Disgusting.

>>39349602
>Girlz are too much drama

>>39349755
>You realize she's slowly killing him for her satisfaction?
Like every other woman. She just choose more obvious way.

>>39349095
Fuck you

Bleeding heart pussy

>>39348217
>Long term weight loss is impossible
>no science shows it's unhealthy
Do they even believe themselves
If you want to be fat then be fat but don't make up justifications that are wrong ffs

>>39348204
do all jimmy Johns have that sign cuz I saw this exact location I swear

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>>39347777
former fattie hiker checking in to confirm truth

>>39349602
Thats what happens when you have the only map to dry land tattooed on your back

>>39349602
Look at her face in that one where she's smiling into the camera. Pure evil behind those eyes. That's not her boyfriend, it's her victim. I'm not into feederism at all, but it's kind of hot how twisted that bitch is.

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Even major surgeries aren't free from fat hatred

>>39350172
I believe her. When your job involves working for strangers everyday, that's just what you do. I have to go into people's houses and work on them, and me and the boys are savage. Everyone is judged, no one is spared. Maybe be thankful you're in competent hands and not be a big fat baby about some mean jokes.

>>39350172
Thanks to the skilled work of surgeons I'm alive, but muh feelz. Boo-fucking-hoo, what an ingrate.

>>39348517
underrated post

>>39350220

>I fell 200 feet mountain climbing

That's the part I have trouble believing.

>>39347801
Thats really mean :(

>>39350172
i gotta say, having been through that "anethesia awareness" before, that shit sucks.

like I wasn't fat or anything, but the whole being awake for it all sucks.

I was having a dental procedure, and I wasn't in control of my tongue, but they kept complaining that it wouldn't stop moving. I heard and felt everything, except fat jokes. #thinpriv

I was like, 13 at the time probably though.

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Im fat guys. 6 ft 220.

I just bought a membershit for 24 hour and I want to start lifting.

So If I START with a cut being that ive never lifted before, will i still lose fat AND get "noob gains"?

Also Im starting with SS, was told its good to build up initial strength.

>>39347909
I literally just ripped a fat ass fart in the middle of the office laughing so hard.

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>>39348217
The real gold is in the comments.
>SJW public health "professional" tries to say obesity is a disease.
>Gets called a shitlord
>She proceeds to say that "GMOs" and other stuff are what's making us fat

>>39350497
It was the loudest Knarliest protien fart you ever heard...holy shit the whole office went quiet except for me laughing my ass off.

>>39350475
Sorry to hear it. My nightmare right there.

>>39350172
>mountain climbing
There's your problem fatass. Those ropes can only do so much.

>>39350478
>So If I START with a cut being that ive never lifted before, will i still lose fat AND get "noob gains"?
Yes. Good luck. Cardio is also great for burning fat btw. Do it on rest days.

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>>39350478
Anyone got any input.

Im just done being made fun of.

>>39350539
yeah since then, I just prefer to be awake and have them numb everything directly.

>>39350478
Yes but you will not last as long on linear progress.

t. someone who just had to switch to HLM after only 3 months because cutting

>>39350551
>>39350555
ah sorry posted at the same time.

Fantastic, thanks. Im not planning on having a weekend of rest. is that ok?

Like sunday workout a tuesday rest/cardio wendsday workout b, thurs rest/cardio/ and instead of taking the 2 days off just go back into workout a on friday.

is that ok? Im really motivated right now.

>>39350467
Yeah, I assumed that meant she stumbled down a slight incline and blew out her knee under her weight or something.

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TOP FUCKING YEET

>>39347366
>tfw you will never have calves that fucking juicy

>>39347900
>be comedian
>be female
>be unfunny
>punt on comedy, and just complain about stuff

>>39350593
"Curvy"
"Transmasculine"
I don't understand how these people are proud of being fat. I weight 195 lbs and am self concious as fuck about it.

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>>39348671
>>39348742
>>39348474
>>39348786

>>39350572
Motivation is great, but make sure you have longterm plans so you can build new habits and stick to them. Optimally you should calculate 48 hours between workouts, at least from what I've learned. It works for me. During cuts I do daily cardio, like a morning run. It's great to get into as a habit.

>>39347661
The more heavy you are the more weight that is carried by ur legs. She proly has big muscles under the fat

>>39347801
Serves her right for being a fat woman.

>>39348011

Wut.

>>39349602
You can see the mental illness in her eyes
>inb4 sour grapes
I have self respect, despite the manlet hate squad's best efforts, so there is no way I would

>>39350643
My long term plan is to initialy lose weight and gain a solid base strength, which is what SS looked good to me.

After that I wanted to get more asthetic, hypertophy in pleasing places, but thats in the future.

Daily intake for doing nothing and staying the same weight is 2750 cals.

Dropped it to 2100 on a cut diet, and when I hit 210 ill maybe lower it a bit more, does that sound like a good start?

>>39350097
Can someone give her a smug pepe chin hold PLEASE

>>39350665
I would agree if landwhales actually walked anywhere.

>>39350640
The thing about it is, some decent, not horrible looking guy will still worship the ground she walks on regardless of all that extra skin.

Versus some regular dude who has lost that same amount and ended up with loose skin like her will be shunned by the majority of 99% women

>>39350172
>Not suing the shit out of that hospital

>>39350475
What's with dental anesthesia in US?
From what I saw, they knock you unconsious. Why? When I got my wisdom tooth removed I only get one injection in my gum that make half my face paralyzed.

>>39350734
>someone took that photo

>>39350640
Is she melting :(?

>>39347773
oh my

>>39350172
This sounds like bullshit to me. My sister works in EMS and I can't imagine a surgeon/paramedic working in an emergency situation being able to crack jokes while trying to keep a patient alive through emergency surgery.

>>39350812
Maybe your sister is just bad at her job?

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>>39350824
yeah, she should be cracking more jokes.

>>39350824
*worked

Hopefully not, she's an emergency care nurse now.

>>39348407
I have those same shorts!

>>39350788
>some fetishist took that photo

>>39350812
Sure, but can she? Have you ever asked?
Cracking jokes is a reflexive stress reliever for some people.

>>39348371
no katana, sai, nunchaku, or staff?

>>39350640
It's almost as if actions have consequences

>>39350859
I'll bring it up to her and see what she thinks of it, but I think it's just a tumblr tall-tale, like that one fat bitch complaining she got stuck in the sliding door to a store somewhere, had people throw trash at her, had a child kick her in the shins while his parents cheered him on, and then someone walked up to her, opened his coat to show her a handgun holster and told her he had a concealed carry license and he just "wanted her to know".

Speaking of, would anybody happen to have that last one? Or the fat-science paragraph about how HAES only works for women because the second X chromosome converts fat into not-fat?

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>>39350734
>toilet situation

>>39350593
>pansexual, sapiosexual, transmasculine, genderfluid, single
>single
kek

>>39350640
the extra skn is god's way of doing what brad pitt's character did to the nazis in inglorious basterds. gotta mark em so they can be easily identified

>>39350900
dude see
>>39348204

>>39350788
>someone faps to that photo

>>39350172
>200 feet
>survived

>>39348204
>/plg/

>>39348407
Kek anon, much kek

>>39350686
Sounds good to me. Good luck, bro.

>>39350545

>read this comment
>look up typical 9mm rope breaking strength
>4700 lbs
>kek

>>39350769
For what? Fatphobia? What proofs? Her words? What law forbids joking about patients anyway? I understand that you can't just call them fucktards in the face but sue for some banter in high-stress environment by a man who is saving your life you'll just look like an ass.

>>39350761
fuck off virgin
the world is not the cause of your problems, you are

>>39350812
>am an emt
Honestly the jokes we make are fucked up, not even trying to be edgy
>be on cpr call
>ac is on in rig
other emt: "hey can we turn this ac off? The body isn't supposed to be cold till it gets to the morgue"

>>39350993
I'm sure you guys do, I'm just talking about in heat-of-the-moment shit like emergency surgery.

Also, good on you, dude. You must be an adrenaline junkie or a masochist to be in that line of work, dude. You see any fucked up, maybe fat hate related shit? You gotta have stories about fatties and the inevitable consequences of their lifestyle.

>>39350593
>omnivore

What's sapiosexual? As in h. sapiens?

>>39349347
Sure makes me feel better about my intuitive alcohol use. If I want to drink bottom shelf vodka first thing in the morning, it must be because my body needs it.

Thank god I don't have a problem.

>>39351045
don't forget intuitive domestic violence

>>39350936
Prob not 200 feet of pure vertical. I'm thinking staircase - type fall. 50 feet max.

>>39350987
Stop projection desu.
I'm not even fat, haven't ever been fat. Was just a commentary. Nice salt.

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>>39351014
OH boy here we go, lets talk about my fattest patient
>nursing home emergency, we're back up unit for the bariatric truck (fatty wagon)
>get in room
>this guy is over 700lbs, I'm not fucking around. He was as wide as his queen size bed. His skin pores were about an inch apart.
>has corner of chips, soda, snacks
>has a 300lb landwhale girlfriend
>Stretcher limit is 650lbs, oh boy
>dude is able to stand with this 1/4 inch steel custom walker
>took 6 people to load this fuck into the ambulance. He was actually too wide for the back doors so we had to squeeze his fat up
>get to hospital, get him over to bed
>Look at stretcher, he bent the fucking frame of the stretcher.
>mfw the call was because he was suicidal
I did a year on the bari truck so I've had a lot of fat fucks and a few more good stories

>>39350986
Being an American thats how our law system works. People sue over so much that this case sounds like murder.

>>39351019
someone sexually attracted to intelligence

>>39351075
do they make knives sharp enough to cut through the blubber to make it to anything vital?

How was he going to commit suicide? a bottle of blodo thinners would probably barely allow his blood to start moving at all

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>>39351075
share with us anon!

>>39351075
stories please and thank

>>39350734
why did she move in if she knew she couldn't physically move around

did she sign the lease before she even looked around the place?

>>39350629

Same. I'm 180 and skinnyfat and I hate looking at myself in the mirror. I'll never understand the mental problems a person must have to not only allow themselves to get so ridiculously huge but to be proud of how embarrassingly fat they are.

>>39351075
another one
>have had this fat patient multiple times, about 500lbs
>he goes out for pess evals, he's bipolar and gets super pissed off when he's mad. It's actually really funny cuz he cant really move much
>one day we finally bring this cunt to a mental hospital for good
>He's constantly talking shit, calling me a fag, piece of shit, etc.
>I'm having fun with it and giving it back
>tells me "suck my dick fag"
>"when was the last time you've seen it fatass?
>"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE"
>get to hospital, they gave him a knockout cocktail shot. Part Ketamine, ativan, and something else.
good times

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>>39350986
>be american doctor
>fatty patient comes in
>check vitals, all just awful
>you tell them they should lose weight
>they sue you for fat shaming

brought to you by the same legal system that gives 20 year sentences for smoking a joint

>>39351019
>sapiosexual
Comes from Polish verb "sapać" which means to heavily breath though you mouth.

>>39351099
actually the fatter you are the more NSAIDs it takes to kill you (unless your liver is trashed and you're eating tylenols)

bunch of speed would have probably done the trick though. still takes a little more but its not like the BP of a 700lb man is going to handle 200mg of adderall very well

>>39351111

She did. She just wants attention from people who aren't intelligent enough to ask logical, obvious questions.

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>>39351126
go on :^)

>>39349108
I'm happy for her
I'm happy she didn't go the lazy delusional route to try and convince everyone around her that 600lbs is beautiful

>>39350900
Literal white trash. Worse than animals.

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>>39351126

...so did you suck his dick?

>>39351126
Alright one more, I have to go to my squad in a little bit. I'll try to think of more to post on my way.
>am a dispatcher now
>get a call for a discharge from hospital, 500lb patient
>he lives in a small apartment on the 2nd floor on this shitty apartment building.
>he cant walk, and is too wide for stairs
>he was literally lifted into his home by the task force on a pulley system and pulled in through the window
>we call task force asking for help
>"no, last time he actually broke our equipment due to his weight. We're currently getting an order from the city council to make sure he isn't allowed to go home anymore. He's a waste of our resources and needs to move somewhere else or lose weight."
>guy is forced to stay at hospital, isn't allowed home unless he loses weight
>tfw fat people think that their weight doesn't affect others around them

>>39349602
That bitch wants to murder him slowly
It looks like she is feeding him while pretending she loves him to watch him die
If that's true, that's some next level hate

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>>39351212
>mfw the 500lb guy in this story turned into the 700lb suicidal man in the first story

>>39348580
>>39350842
>By your powers combined, I am Captain Hamplanet

>>39349403
I'd fuck that qt then try and help her lose weight

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>>39351217
>being fed to death by a qt that pretends to love you j and will still have sex with you until your last breath

i'll take that kind of hate any day

>>39350900
FREE SMELLS
KEK

>>39351199
Not even kidding, he was so fat his penis was nearly inverted.

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>>39351170

On a somewhat related note, a while back the cops rounded up a bunch of gypsies in my neighborhood because they had been breaking into houses. Being the wonderful human beings that gypsies are, they decided that they would try to escape custody by nominating a few of the gypsies to shit and piss all over the floor of the police station as a distraction. It didn't work, and it definitely didn't help their case.

>>39351131
You're not funny

>>39347801
I can kind of of relate, when I start lifting my legs adapted way quicker than the rest of my body.
I know fat can't literally turn into muscle but that's what it felt like because the muscle grew and the fat burnt away so quick, my legs barely changed in girth.

Used to not mind overweight people until this fat cunt my ex gf had for a friend started sticking her nose into our relationship. After that, anytime she was in my presence breathing with her mouth open or tucking that spare tire into her sweat pants, I needed to zone out to keep from raging. The entitlement and princess complex was strong with her

>>39347777
checked

>>39350936
Her fat cushioned her fall

>>39350780
It's for anxiety. Usually they just sedate you now, though. Dentists will still shoot you up with Novocaine before they start doing anything.

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>>39349635
oh, my keks
You are better than that anon, c'mon.

>>39351591
Savage.

#FlowerLivesMatter

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>>39350148

>>39351621
w-who took the pictures

>>39351621
I like to think that rig was shaped more like a standard box before she hoisted herself into it like the quarry of a whaling shio

>>39351670
*ship

>>39351591
Holy shit that was brutal. Kek'd

>>39351647
The butcher

>>39347801
Not fat hate, sure she's fat but she didn't even do anything.

>>39347661
They can have really strong legs if they move around a lot, like if they have a manual labor job or something. It comes naturally with how much they weigh and how much they eat if they're active. She is probably just all fat and weak.

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>~Not so narrow

>>39350172
I fucking love surgeons they are the madmen of medicine.

>>39350812
My anatomy professor was a surgeon and this sounds exactly like him

>>39347801
thats just being a dick

>>39350467
What do you think the crater was like?

>>39351786

Please, please, tell me that's chocolate pudding or something.

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>>39349602

>>39351844

Its the ""Nutella challenge""
This american sex simbol has an youtube account with more details..

Personally, I dont think Id be moar disgusted if it was shit...

>>39351844
Nutella, if I remember correctly.

>>39351734

how do these people not feel like absolute garbage 24/7?

>>39351767

kek, the adult men wearing super short ties gets me every time

>>39350640
I thought this shit was a myth, till I got with , What I thought was a qt 8/10 blond. Got her naked and figured out why she was in my league, looked like a deflated air mattress, kinda freaked me out to the point I could not hide it and she noticed. My bad.

>>39351917
The funny thing is that they do. They just take a shit ton of pills every day for their failing organs and their "Anxiety and mood disorders"

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>>39351199
Made me smile, thanks anon.

>>39351906
That's what I call roasting a Ham

>>39351545
Anyone have the greentext version from the guy on the trains pov?

>>39347641
6x12 Cheeto Bingings
3x5 Tumblr posts
4x5 Diet Cokes

>>39352079
>4x5 Diet Cokes
1/3 of the way completed

>>39347773
how the fuck can you be such a terrible human bean?
first thing in a long time that leaves me speechless

>>39350881
>show her a handgun holster
As I recall, she claimed it was an assault rifle.
Hidden in a trench coat.

>>39352135
jesus fucking christ. There were rarely kids like this when I was young

>>39349972
Fuck you

Bully

>>39351719
This isn't reddit.

>>39352214

same, and all the "fat kids" grew out of it and ended up normal humans. today I think they'll just stay fat until death

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>>39352135
God speed sweet prince

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>>39350522
>celebration after eating the dudes ass out

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>>39352279
Death which is approaching faster and faster...

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>>39352266
there is nothing in the world i hate more than having to use normie Jargon and memes to communicate with them

its all so fucking autistic

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>>39348672
>>39349095
>>39350470
>>39351719
>>39351798

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>>39352444
I didnt even get the normlish...
wtf are they saying?

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>>39352444
L I T
I
T

>>39352266
but cellulite isn't just on fat people though

>>39349403
8/10 would drag to gym

>>39352512
>you have distaste in my appearance, so let me physically harm and disfigure you to make myself feel better
Truly these people exemplify sanity

>>39351959
I bet you made her feel awful

>>39351917

By getting high off calorie dense food

>>39350172
>fell 200 ft climbing
>alive

Pick one faggot

I fell 40ft in a rock climbing accident and have 12 pins in my foot as a souvenir. And the only reason it wasn't worse was because I fell on soft earth, landed on my feet and rolled when I hit. Even then the doc said it was a miracle I wasn't worse off.

Also

>dem jokes
>star wars references
Best surgeons ever

>>39352135
>Trick high five
Alpha as fuck

>>39352214
>iowa

poetry

>>39347909
lmao

>>39352531
Don't forget make disabled for life

>>39347661
>tfw skeleton and can't even pretend I'm muscular.

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>>39351282

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two posts into the fat acceptance tag on tumblr and I already have something to post here

>>39348283
Man when he cried at the end that got me

>>39352135
>DEJA VU

>>39352752
Yeah fuckin right lol. If you aren't loosing weight then you're still eating like a fuckin pig and should be ashamed to some degree.

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>>39352079

>>39350987
Huh, as someone who lost 140 pounds and had troubled with my loose skin, this helps. Actually put things in perspective lol thanks bro srs

>>39352121
I had a Golden Retriever, and at one point she weighed 35 kilos which is about 5kg overweight for female Goldens. Once I stopped giving her so many treats and stopped putting so many left overs in her food bowl, she went back to a normal weight very quickly.

I looked up the healthy weight for Labradors, and for males it is 27-34 kilos. If the vet did what I think he did, he used the 34 kg figure as a maximum healthy weight and 3 stones is 19.1kg or 42 pounds to our American friends, which means the dog weighs 53 kg or 117 pounds. That is most definitely animal abuse, they should not be allowed to have pets.

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>>39351621

>>39352464
That sounds fucking vomit inducing

>>39347777
I'm checkin those facts...

>>39352135
this reminds me of a fun story a year or so back

>at mall last day of job just finished shift
It's the only one real one left iny area and ir always sounds like it's on its last legs
>teens always come on weekends to hang around and look at stuff
>little at kid not unlike the one in anon's webm scooting around on similar contraption
>rolls up to a small pack of feral teens
>one just plants a boot square in fattie's chest knocking him off of his scoot machine
>another picks it up and puts it nearby garbage bin
>meanwhile I'm trying not to laugh
Looking back on it I should feel sorry for the kid but I don't I dealt with bullies at his age and was better for it
>teens laugh and screams he will get his parents if they don't give it back
>more laughing
>kid waddles away
> walk up to feral
>that was pretty funny but you guys should split when his folks hear this thunder will roll
Mostly in the form of his ham planet guardians yelling and stomping
>tell them I'll handle the parents
>wait around.
>sure enough the thunder of what could easily be confused for heavy machinery and the smell of fancy cheese approaches
>ham planet mother shows up her face red orbiting body of her child in tow
> I'm wearing my name tag and other shit from what was once my job
>"you! Who hurt my boy?"
>point at the store I just quit and describe my shitheel manager and point out he tossed the roller thing in the trash
>kid doesn't even get a chance to say anything as ham planet "rushes" into store

And then I went home my job finished and day fulfilled. Never knew what came of it but I was content in knowing I ruined someone's day.

>>39347661
They have fattie strength and think that translates to having big muscles. They genuinely have no idea that it's all fat, that it would look very different if it was all muscle, what it takes to get there, and why a fit person's calf looks very different to theirs.
t. ex fatty who 100% believed I was all muscle until an MRI revealed a nice big ring of fat all the way around - it actually shook the foundations of my beliefs.

>>39352135
beep beep speciaru deriverie

>>39349107
Even if she gets skinny her skin will still be that disgusting texture.

>>39348011
Fucking christ, the total and utter delusion and obliviousness. I've been there.

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>>39352843
>>39352807

got some ex fatty stories about myself
>Be me
>340 lbs
>Tuesday
>Two for Tuesday in the pizza place
>Call up and order my usual
"16 inch pizza with ham, pepperoni, slamai, ham, spicy chicken and double jalapenos please, oh, and I get another free correct?"
"Yeah, 20 minutes blah blah blah"
>Eagerly wait for my molten mozzarella magma treats
>The door knocks
>It's the pizza man
>LEEROOOOOOOYYYYY JJJJEEEEENNNKIIINNNNSSS to the door as fast as my little pig trotters could shuffle
>Pay the pizza man and as he hands me the pies we do the sacred head nod
>Sit down and open the box
>What the fuck
>There's an inch of space around the box that the pizza can move about in
>What. The. Fuck.
>My puddied puffy hands grab the other box and open it up
>The exact same space
>WHAT THE FUCK
>Call up the pizza place and demand tell them this fucking bullshit while eating the pizza on the phone to them
"What? There's space for the pizza to move? What are you talking about?"
"Yeah man the -burp- pizza was too small for the box so you guys gotta make it up to me"
"Fine we'll make you two pizzas that fit the box for free next time"
"Yeah thanks man throw in a coke too"
>Proceed to eat the two 16 inch pizzas in one sitting
>Pick the two pizzas and my soady pop up the next day

Man you don't realise how fucked up you are until hindsight kicks in

>>39348140
what are your stats anon? do you lift?

>>39352827
you sound like a piece of shit.

Congrats on bullying a little kid.

>>39352923
I....I don't know how you thought this was okay.

>>39348139
Not OP, but im assuming they mean it does tentatively, in that fat people have fatty strength and have slightly stronger legs from carrying around the fat - nothing a few weeks of lifting wouldn't do anyway, so I still call bullshit on it having much basis in reality.

>>39351906
Oh my god she got fucking WRECKED

>>39347801
desu if you have big legs but a semi-flat stomach, you aren't bad looking. i would MUCH rather have big legs than a big gut. Besides, if you're a recovering fatty, you're going to end up having stronger legs than the average person.

>>39352951
>America

>>39352923
>There's an inch of space around the box that the pizza can move about in

So? How is this an argument?

>>39352952
When I was younger I didn't even lift, but I did walked to school and back and my quads and calves were muscular, I could flex my quads and my legs would square.

>>39352976
Maybe the pizza wasn't the 16' he payed for.

>>39352951
Fat anon cells replace brain cells don't become the meme. Thankfully im >>39352784

>>39352976
It wasn't and that's the point im making now. My fat self was convinced that this 16 inch pizza that the pizza shop had sold me was not 16 inches when in reality I was jus a fat cunt mate

>>39352752
>how much weight have you lost yet
I'd punch someone for such a shittily constructed sentence too. Too bad it's the fatspo retard cartoonist who came up with it. They reserve two punches.

>>39348306
lel everyone sperged out and missed the point

>>39349403
Fuck, she's cute
Please tell me she's pregnant

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>>39349288

>>39350061
They all have that

>>39353001
good for you man.

>>39350593
>>39351090
So she gets turned off by herself?

>>39352976
If you pay for a 16 inches pizza you don't want to get 14 or 15

>>39352923

I used to be 360 lbs. I was the "order 15$ worth of food at Taco Bell and shame eat it alone in my car in an empty parking lot" type.

>>39351168
she's pretty SJWy about obesity tho

>>39350467
>>39350936
>>39352579

I always assumed she meant she rolled 200ft

>>39353052
This fat nigga gets it. Thin people worked hard to give me their tax money and due to that alone I think I deserve the full 16 inches.

>>39353070

It's hard to truly hate other fat people when you yourself were super fat. It mostly gets deflected inward, and shit like FPH just fuels an inner hatred of the fat fuck I used to be. A lot of us then use that to fuel progress.

The posts that are like "fats should be executed" I think probably come from people who have never been fat.

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>>39347366

I saw that split boot and instantly thought of this picture.

>>39353128
Honestly she's a 7. Nothing to write home about. The fact that it doesn't look like shes wearing makeup is impressive though. I've seen 9's go to 5's after the makeup comes off.

>>39353138
The truest form of motivation from these threads I found were the replies and images that made me feel empty and sad inside. Realising that the void inside me can't be filled with food was a big thing I learnt from these threads. ily bros no homo

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>>39353052
I would expect that they have bigger boxes for bigger pizzas u dense fuck.

>>39352995
didn'treadthestory.mp3

>>39353001
Sure being fat collerates to being stupid, but now that much,

>>39353198
Calm down anon

>>39351917
they do, they just don't know anything else

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>>39352005

>>39353198
Have you been 330+ lbs bro? Until you have it's difficult to gauge and talk about how much weight influences horrible eating habits that are tremendously hard to break. So far yah just talkin shit senpai desu

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>>39353216
>weight influences horrible eating habits

>>39352768
kek'd

>>39353236
Fuck man, excellent rebuttal yah got me bro :^)