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Maybe you should look into going to the gym when its not prime time.

>>39354276

believe me, i have already explored this option in depth

>>39354311
Doesnt sound like it

>>39354244
get up from your desk and walk around throughout the day.

your posture is probably fucked. work on correcting that.

>>39354244
read the sticky you fat fuck

>>39354244
Invest in one of those standing desks with a leaning chair, this way you'll have better posture and be healthier

>not hiding them up your bum hole

Don't forget penis inspection day. It hasn't happened yet and it only happens once a year

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>compulsory penis inspection
I got clapped up as soon as my gym owner tasted the creatine residue

Could have been worse
>be 19 year old me
>have great idea with two other mates
>grind up creatine and numbing agent
>try flog it off to dumb highschoolers as cocaine
>get caught at a festival
>charged with possession of a an illicit substance
>because I had more than 20g of creatine on my person, it could not have been for personal use
>tell the court I was creatine loading
>judge chuckled at me and tries to tell me loading is a myth
>sentenced for 6 months low security prison for drug dealing

might as well just go to a restaurant

>>39354143
It's more expensive than alot of decent meals if you meal prep weekly.

The convenience is what I'm drawn towards. I hate dishes.

>>39354143

Nigga you gotta be kidding me. You have the time to cook. Fucking cook.

Next you'll make a thread asking how to squat without having to stand up. Just to save you time, use leg press machine but it won't be nearly as effective.

look up youtube videos on how to do exercises or use equipment

bring your tight leggings and your spaghetti

>>39354140
Post your body, just so we know what routine to suggest.

PLS RESPOND

KEK me too. does it feel like an electric shock? a heavy spider running up your leg?

its your nerve being pinched by the bar. readjust the bar or use pussy pad

>>39354570
samefag, also just wanted to add i bet ur a skelly like me

fat people have padding over their nerves

Oh, for US-fags, thats like... about 6.5 pounds. Enough for a while, I'd say

>>39353858
4 scoops

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>>39353883

Alright thanks dude, but when & how often? & does it matter if I use milk instead of water? some bitch told me it makes me "pick up" less of it or something, but it sounded kinda bullshity

as long as you keep eating your oats

>>39353845
That's up to you to decide

>>39353792
Yes, doing a PPL routine will give a lot more gains than the ABAB routine. Use IF for max gains though

she's prepping you to be a cuckold while she fucks the big gymbros

fuck man if i had a gf like that i'd fuckin stick it right in her pooper then i'd dump her shit

I'm sorry, but this honestly doesn't look different from Crossfit.

Not even trolling, is this bait?

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>>39353799
probably just a shill

>>39353799
IF you think this looks anything like crossfit, you have 0 knowledge in the basics of biomechanics and motion in the sagital plane. Cross"shit" is a perversion of motion

>>39353903
>shill

Theres that word again. A presentation of new ideas is not "shilling". Have I asked for your fucking credit card information?

>>39353426
not even close

>>39353426
>Do i have klinefelter's /fit/?

No you look like a normal man

You need to see a doctor in order to be diagnosed with klinefelters.

>Im really worried, should i get checked out?
What will it change?

>Find out you have klinefelters
>Get depressed for no reason

>Find out you're fine
>Wasted time worrying about useless shit

Keep lifting dude. You're perfectly fine

dafuq you have like the oposite of klinefeleters smal waist wide shoulder

>>39353375
Nice suits, expensive watches, luxury cars, branded everything, subtly flashing your black card, and the way in which you carry yourself (old money, new money, the way is different but the message is the same)

>>39353375
They same way men are genetically predisposed to spot a hot ass all the way across the street, women are predisposed to ID men with money and power.

Gotta stunt on the plebs. Fast cars, designer clothes, all new everything all the time.

Of course this attracts a very specific sort of people who will only like you for your money/status.

I've never seen them before in my life, and I think I was better for it.

>>39353372
Put some in your mouth
Bite open the shells eat the inside then spit the shell bits out

T. Canadian who played baseball

roast 'em cowboy

>>39353252
Did you read the sticky?

>>39353458
yessir, just popped the post incase anyone here has had similar experiences with my current situation

>everyone is different

>>39353497
>everyone is different
Exactly, learn what works for you. Actually read the fucking sticky, get a beginners lifting routine, get a gym membership, and start the long natty grind.

Protip: don't come here for advice. Almost nobody lifts.

>>39353135
Look like butt plugs.

>>39353446
Uh have you not heard of squat plugs? Are you new?

>>39353135
Kettlebells are nice for swings, otherwise dumbbells do the essentially same thing and are cheaper and more practical. If you want a steel club just load up a dumbbell on one side.