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>>39346027
You'll regret it once you've eaten a ton of candy. You'll know that you gave in to an addiction.

Poor little baby wants his sugar? Go ahead. Treat yourself. You earned it. Just a little bit won't hurt.

Pussy

>>39346025
>Roidz
>Prostitutes
>Porn

>>39346025
>roids

the rest is bullshit

Modafinil

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>>39345817

Clearly you are a low test faggot seen as that's your example of thick, so im not sure you'll ever get it.

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I'm too omega to talk to women irl outside of work. I just like to fantasize about girls like that suffocating me with their thighs. I have issues and I'm not working on them very well.

>>39345836
Marina has boobs but is otherwise average
wtf

>>39345566
You had to make a thread about something that took me two seconds to google?

http://www.healthassist.net/conditions/herpes.shtml

>Herpes virus is spread only through direct contact of broken (abraded) skin and mucous membranes with the contagious area (an infected person's herpes lesions, mucosal surfaces, genital or oral secretions). Mucous membranes of the mouth and genital area are the most vulnerable sites.
> if he takes valacyclovir (Valtrex®) 500 mg once a day, he can reduce transmission also by about 50%.

So its not "safe" but the risk is lower
Finding a girl who is willing to fuck is hard work, ill admit but herpes doesnt have a cure so think really fucking carefully about this shit mate

>>39345566
lmao stay the fuck away bro she's probs had more than 20 cocks in her

>>39345587
It isn't even about getting a girl to fuck, cause I don't have an issue finding attractive fuck buddies, but I honestly feel a really good connection with this girl.

I just wanted people's opinions on it, I googled it beforehand, but I like asking around

>>39345546
shhh fatty. it'll all be over soon.

>>39345622
I said I train. I'm not saying I'm healthy but I think I will outlive the average lazy fatguy.

>>39345546
You look like shit.

35 here, I drink every night, eat tons of rich food go out to eat all the time, and I still dont have a gut because I actually hit the gym 4-5 days a week.

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>>39345524
Read the fucking sticky

show us ur tits

>>39345524
>trying this hard to get attention
sorry sweety, but that is what you are doing.
your body is cute though.

honestly, it doesnt really matter what you do, as long as you do something.


now get your ass off of the computer and drag it to the gym, most important thing, CON-FUCKING-SISTENCY

Hip thrusts

>>39345397
Hanging plates off your penis is probably a good way to break it

>>39345349
Yo OP do walking lunges. Trust me

>>39345318
Gain confidence and self-respect in order to expect more from yourself and your results in life.

Or... just keep posting on 4chan about le manlets

Holy shit wtf is going on with chick on the left

>>39345321

The latter sounds easier desu

>>39345270
that is a pretty specific fetish OP

>>39345296

I saw it posted on /fit/ once and I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been posted more often.

>>39345270
this frog cracks me up everytime

When you injured your wrist, how did you injure it specifically? What motion and direction did it go in? Did it produce a sound? Did it swell up? Did it bruise? Did it feel stiff afterwards or just tender?

>>39345253
The bar pushed back on my palm when trying to push the bar off me. It did not hurt at all when it happened, but I noticed something strange during the next sets. I went home and took a nap and when I woke up it hurt moving it in any direction. Just felt like strains I had as a kid.

No bruising, sounds or swelling.

As of now, I only get a sharp strange feeling (not painful) when rotating my wrist or pushing on the bottom part of my palm on the opposite side of my thumb.

>>39345290
Okay, this question is going to sound strange, but does the sensation feel restricted to an area as though it's the shape of a ball or a circle? Just a round localised area? Or does the sensation radiate to the surrounding area?

>wristwork and calves every workout for a beginner

wew

Just get to the gym and start lifting.

>>39345210
So it's not a good one...?

What is the condition?

>>39345097

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, Hypermobility Type.

Basically the collagen my body produces is structurally not sound and overly elastic which means I have a greater range of motion in my joints however, this means every day I dislocate or sublaxate them simply while walking. I also have tendinitis and bursitis as a complication. This makes exercise particularly challenging.

>>39345117
Maybe you should swim or something?

>>39344940

Save some more money and actually get a quality bar. $100 is gonna get you a pretty shitty barbell unless you get lucky on craigslist.

don't go cheap on a barbell. buy something like this:
http://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-29mm-burgener-rippetoe-bar-2-0

>>39344940

Rip's got a good vid on YouTube on how to tell if a bar is straight if you do but used, could save you a ton of money and still get you a good as new bar (better cuz the knurling won't be ridic sharp)

>only replied to honor FLCL

>>39344917
I don't think that's from steron usage m8.

>>39344937
what is it from

can it be from steron usage?

>>39344943

Yea it is

>>39344820
That is a good thing bro.
I lost my sex drive as well. I can't produce even a teaspoon of semen if I masturbate. Guess what? Humans aren't supposed to reproduce through their own sex drive. The vast majority of animals have sex entirely through rape. You are meant to get raped to get pregnant/get a woman pregnant. The way it works is that 5% of the population are alpha rapists and will rape. If you don't get raped by a female you aren't genetically meant to pass on genes. The human race has become fucked up because 'sex drive' became a thing rather than the natural circle of rape. You think ants and bears think all day about sex? No. Ants and bears work out and improve themselves and might get raped. I don't want to get raped but I will accept it when it comes. If I am raped bya man and not a woman I will know it means I am at least being considered to be raped by a woman.

>jerk off so much i have ED and no sex drive
>dont care about trying to get with women then

saves you time and money in the end

>>39344835
>I don't want to get raped but I will accept it when it comes
this needs to be a banner