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How the fuck do you even pronounce that name

Every morning you must eat five dozen eggs.

>>39342822
Like jasmine without the s

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>these are the people who call you small

>>39342804
The people who are actually interesting and post on 4chan are probably not the same people who would go to a 4chan meetup
Besides a people here are from all over the globe, a meetup will only get a tiny amount of users and it won't reflect the board very well at all

>>39342815
No, it's just me

I should re-watch Pumping Iron

He had a personality and passion for what he did.

All the bodybuilders of today are boring af, besides Lee Priest.

his charisma, his intelligence, everything really.

Enchiridion of Epictitus


All you need. Now get out

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>>39342747

>>39342777
Check'd N Kek'd

wanna nut in these rat chicks tho

>>39342935
they could nibble on my cheese you know what i'm saying

>>39342675
Dude, 2 days? That's literally nothing. You won't lose any gains. Go smash some dirty bitches. I went to Japan for a month in September, and knowing almost no Japanese I must have fucked almost twice a day for a week, and every other day for most of the trip. Probably screwed 9 or 10 girls.

I shall rescue you from page 15

>>39343761
tactical bump

>3 weeks into lifting
????

>>39342578
what??

>>39342556
What do you need a GF for, you getting lonely?

I know you're a freshman and hormones are raging and everything, but the better you look the more likely girls are going to want to talk to you then screw your brains out. Additionally, you shouldn't try to get girls, what you should do is try to get friends, mostly male.

Get yourself a good amount of male friends, don't stop making friends until you've met the right kind of people you want to emulate.

Looking good helps get friends easily. On top of that, school isn't hard if you really focus on it for a few hours at a time. Listen to the professor as much as you can, BUT don't really rely on them to learn the material.

College professors are college professors not because they want to teach, but because the school offers them more resources for them to use to get ahead in their field, teaching is just a side-job for them most of the time because research is where the real money and fame is for them.

Take notes, copy the notes again, then you try to make questions out of them. If you're having trouble making questions out of your notes, that's when you can go talk to your professor, and if you're a nice guy, usually they start basically giving you questions that are identical to questions on the exam.

So use your professors to teach YOURSELF the material is basically the gist of it. That's how you become successful! Use your time in the gym to make yourself look good, make yourself tired so you can sleep on time, and to fill up any free time you might spend eating bad stuff. Then instead of eating bad stuff you could use your time to study like the way I just talked about.

>>39342529
>Implying you should ever wear this kind of shit-tier shirt. Never go sleeveless unless you are a douche-bag.

>>39342538
Fitted t-shirts are worse

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adding to the question, how slim should a 5'11" be before attempting to wear pic related as its own shirt and not an undershirt?

>>39342518
>Short to average ramus length
>Shit tier gonial angle, seriously
>Mediocre horisontal development
>What appears to be a small-ish chin

Sorry, no.

>>39342579
damn man I guess my spic genetics didn't pay off well

Better go kill myself cause all your scientific terminology really stumped me

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I would murder someone to look like this again.

[spoiler]Not that was so great, I just look like shit now[/spoiler]

>>39342459
7/10 could use work.

best glute exercise go!
bulgarian split squat + romanian dead lifts

>>39342659
I'm thinking that my lower and upper glutes need more mass

>>39342428
I'm totally with you that modern FJ cruisers are not for men. The original FJ40s are so much cooler. They were just more utilitarian. Things weren't rounded off to look pretty. Same thing's happening with a lot of other iconic vehicles. The Hummer is now a vagina on wheels. Jeep Wranglers are not completely doomed but they have handles that look like they belong in a Toys r us. I guess men with low T go for things that are pretty vs things that function. Unless it can be used to attract women. But then it serves a function and could therefore be categorized as utilitarian.

Browser 4chan

>>39342428
People who post these threads and people who go on autistic rants like this >>39343859

>2am
What? How is that possible? My clock says it's almost 9 PM but you're saying it's two in the morning?

Coffee is very dehydrating lol

The effects of caffeine last about 6 hours tops. Don't blame the coffee. Take melatonin & drink a glass of wine before bed.

5'9"

Go back to your cave, manlet

Talk to me when you're 5'11" little guy

>>39342366
Nice. Lifting stats? Natty?

>>39342352
skinnyfat DYEL

LeaningTowerOfPizzaFat/10

SS+GOMAD

>>39342316
electroshock therapy

temporarily

palms over ears, drum on back of head with fingers for 10 seconds

saw it on >>>/leddit/

Memanatine