Mode thread time.. Post Cb.
Mode me first.
Lifting for exactly a year now.
>>39343812
What is it with guys getting these big puffy fucking hair styles.
You're duck mode.
>>39343812
Chad mode(dependent on height)
>>39343825
H8ing faggot mode
>>39343812
Stats??
cheaters who use steroids to compensate for their lack of height and sexual preferance
>>39339753
Bump for tattoos being awesome and anyone who disagrees is just scared of needles and shouldn't be here anyways
>>39343584
jerry if I wanted to do it I would fucking do it I just can't imagine being that stupid
'Haha man I can't imagine walking up to a guy with a gun and saying shoot me '
>Plus youre a beta bitch if you cant do what you want because of others
>>39343597
Hnnnnng name?
How do I get into Michael Bisping mode?
>>39343596
Get kicked in the eye
>>39343596
here is a workout plan to look like Michael Bisping
be Michael Bisping 1 set 1 rep:
bench Michael Bisping
"the press" Michael Bisping
row Michael Bisping
squat Michael Bisping
deadlift Michael Bisping
curl Michael Bisping
fly Michael Bisping
plank Michael Bisping
glute bridge Michael Bisping
side plank Michael Bisping
calf raise Michael Bisping
farmers carry Michael Bisping
>god damnit he needs to start working combo's not just trying to flat foot and superman punch everyone ffs.
>>39343955
>>39344026
Please don't disrespect the legend who beat Hendo
How many of you fags have daddy issues?
Deep down, do you lift just because you're trying to impress your father?
It's okay /fit/
Trying to impress roger estep
>>39342096
Personally I have none, but I can confirm that daddy issues are basically as legit and widespread among women as it is meme'd about. Every girl with pink hair, tattoos, long sexual history, and choking/rough sex fetish, they all have them. Normal, well adjusted ppl don't want those things and it is a red flag. Be forewarned.
>>39342096
My father is a transexual who didn't tell me I was a sperm donor baby till I was 17, does that count?
>come back from the gym
>house is empty
>don't know if it will ever not be
>>39340722
Fuck, I really know that feel.
I got a lot of friends, my father with family lives 200m from me. so I am never alone until I come home...
>wake up
>family's gone
i like that feel
Do you guys look like lift in clothes?
Lol is that you Jason?
I look like lift
How am I supposed to get a masculine and deep voice, /fit/? We all know how much it matters in social interactions.
Just talk down to everyone. Works everytime bro
inject test straight into your vocal cords
>tfw my accented words go up to the 4th octave
>ywn have F2 speaking voice
>hey anon, we've been seeing you here at the gym a lot lately
>we can tell all that time has paid off, you look amazing!
>so besides working out what else do you do?
>you... you do have other hobbies... right?
I look like shit. What the fuck are you talking about?
I'd gratefully fuck any of them tbqh
>>39339105
I play Dungeons and Dragons three nights a week and hang out with my mom.
(Shows I'm social and care about people close to me)
can he leave again
>>39336533
There is only one god
look like a shriveled ball
So /fit/ the new year is almost here.
Will 2017 be the year you finally make it and get that qt gf?
>>39332306
>The pursuit of women
>>39332306
I just kicked my last qt girlfriend out for cheating last week.
Yes. Dubs and we all get qt3.14 gfs
Check em
>weight
>height
>bodyfat
>arm size
also post humour
Your physique
>>39324053
#REKT
# BTFO
>>39324050
>all those questions
If I wanted humor, I'd just ask for your 1rm.
someone give me a tutorial on how to achieve pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQtSMIrHsc
>>39347741
>grow up as average female
>don't eat like a complete fatass
You're welcome
It makes me feel good how even top tier chads get rejected
video related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-gy1pt2Pw
>>39347780
>Chad
Connor Murphy is a roided geek. Look at his progress video, dude is an insecure geek who uses muscles to get attention. Literally Curry-tier.
How common is juice really?
Specifically in your average Goodlife/La Fitness type places.
6 weeks on SL 5x5, gonna DL my body weight on wednesday so everything going fine
but i have a huge problem with barbell row, i have proper position, i breathe just like on any other exercise. And every time after i finish my set i have this nearly blackout, vision is blacking out, legs are mellow and i really struggle to keep standing
what possibly could i be doing wrong? i have no problems on any other 5x5 exercises
The only possible cause for this is lack of oxygen to the brain
So breathe better
>>39347574
i tried, even taking nearly full breaths between the reps, didn't help
your body will get used to it
and you are not going to pass out, ive tried it after a deadlift and i doesnt feel the same as what you are experiencing
How to get a jawline like this
Inbreeding x F
>>39347449
endogamyXF
be Anglo